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 Author Thread: Post a JOKE
 blazed_emotions
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 963 (view)
 
Post a JOKE
Posted: 9/24/2009 10:14:43 PM
A Husband while eating at the dinner table decides to inform his wife of him getting a tattoo of a 100$ bill on his penis.
"Why would you do that?" She asked.
"Well. I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and if you ever feel the need to blow a hundred bucks you don't need to go to the mall."
 blazed_emotions
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 962 (view)
 
Post a JOKE
Posted: 9/24/2009 10:12:03 PM
ya chuck norris jokes.

Chuck norris masturbates only to pictures of chuck norris,
The drummer from def leppard has one arm because chuck norris need a back scratcher.
JFK wasn't assassinated by a bullet yet by a sonic boom caused by a chuck norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck norri wasnt birthed by conventional birthing . He punched his way out of the womb and shortly after he grew a beard.
They started selling Chuck Norris's urine as an energy drink. Its called Red bull.
 blazed_emotions
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Swine Flu
Posted: 9/24/2009 10:05:24 PM
What were Kermit the frogs last words? The Fu*$&ng Pig told me she was clean
 blazed_emotions
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Best worst pick-up lines
Posted: 9/24/2009 10:01:02 PM
The word of the day is legs. Now lets go to my place and spread the word.
Do you mind if I stand over here until it's safe to go back to where I farted.
Approach a table of women make friendly conversations ask politely to join and then ask if any of them could"Please pass the vagina. " At least your using table manners:>


Comeback for a turn down when asking to dance with a woman: Well I guess a Blow jobs out of the question.
 blazed_emotions
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 64 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/24/2008 7:57:38 PM
I guess I should have read through before posting my point. HAHA
 blazed_emotions
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 63 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/24/2008 7:55:33 PM
either that or respond with well i guess a blow job is out of the question.


Casually walk up to a table with a few women, ask to join them, upon sitting ask one to please pass the vagina.
That dress is very becoming on you but then again if I were that dress i would be cumming on you too.
Nice shoes wanna F$2K?
The word of the day is "legs". Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
Wanna play war? Ill lay down dead and you can blow the f*%k outta me?
 
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