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okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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What Do You Expect??? Posted: 3/25/2008 6:38:39 PM
I expect absolutely nothing in this department actually!! As My superior intellect points towards mars! But shoot if ya can outgun me in the local turkey shoot > Hats off! Good job ! If ya can out rope n ride me then >Again > Hats off !! Do i really care >> Uhh hmm NO !! Sho dont !! But if ya think for one instant ya can out cook me then maybe ya have yer point !!

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Free ... Hiya from oklahoma Posted: 3/24/2008 4:12:39 PM
Hey babs i came back to the site .... but why do i have to type so many chachters to post in the forums?

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Ask a Cowboy Posted: 3/24/2008 2:41:00 PM
Yip ... what is this ... ask a girl .... Sh!t yea !!! "Hows it rollin hunny ?Didnt i see ya in houston texas at a beer joint ...drinkin a cowboy kool aid?" "Cowboy koolaid u ask"? Uhh yea thats coors light ..... There i just officially asked a girl an important question ! > >Now more imporatantly "ASK A COWBOY" ! Got life staren ya down ? Hubby aint home again, boyfriend called with a stupid a$$ reason why he aint there.....? Ask A Cowboy for some plain simple , useless, knock your socks off hysterical tips on life, love, an just life in general !! Feel free to add to the crock folks!! CLOSED for obvious reasons

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Where's my clothes at? Posted: 3/24/2008 2:16:26 PM
Holy smokes i still have athread floating round e space...>>> Nice ... But such a good question! It certainally does tire my mind to wonder what the point is of this but i gotta admit its kinda sexy all in all !!! Yay me!!! And if i could ever get of this ban for words that would have been enuff said , i reckon its all good .....lol

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Morning Wood Posted: 2/17/2007 6:33:21 PM
http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts2319366.aspx................. first off ask the inavator of this particular complex subject ................ then try a thread search for your answers before posting ........... then have an awesome day my friend ................. But to add more the wood is a sign of good health and nothing to wrry about, if you can take full advantage , by all means please do . If you cannot , then call upon your immediate best man friend to fill her needs.

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Bachelor food Posted: 2/17/2007 6:18:04 PM
well this is a great recipie handed down for generations and i was told that aberham lincholn himself had this one in his cookbook, but i cant swear to its authenticity , but its quite complex . Ive sent this one to the man law complex and odds are it will be assigned as emergency post pass out dinners to go section 8 article 4 c .... so here ya have it folks ...... 3 am. emergency chow > 2 slices wheat toast bunch of butter even more strawberry jelly 1/3 rd can bud light in that very order

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Bachelor food Posted: 12/25/2006 8:56:59 PM
i go for kraft mac and cheese .......ya dont have to add the butter or the milk ......... just boil the mac and add the pac of cheese powder ....... (leave just enuff of the boiled water in the pan to mix the powder sht) and eat right out of the pan, be sure to be watching your favorite show on the lawnchair in the living room on the hdtv 72" big screen sony plasma lcm upon completion of the wonderfull supper ....Man Law

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Preventing shaving irritation... Posted: 11/18/2006 9:13:47 AM
Well if you rub your stuff down with some good fresh borax and a sos pad, then lather it up , and a grab a semi- dull butter knife and just kinda scrap and saw your muffin , you should be fine ....... Or i hear a shot a visine afterwards works great ......... Gets the red out .........

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Is foreplay as important as you get older ? Posted: 11/2/2006 2:48:51 PM
Welp .......... Hmmmmmmmmm..... Guess im kinda all about it But if your calling me home during lunch for a nooner ...... Time is of the essence ...... so right back at ya ...WHAM

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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best ways to get even with your ex Posted: 11/2/2006 2:37:47 PM
wanna get even ....................... Turn Your Back And Walk away ........ Enjoy each and every day even if your alone ....enjoy your (Me time) something good your way comes .... Believe in Karma cause it works both ways ....... :

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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The pain of your ex seeing someone else Posted: 11/2/2006 2:26:32 PM
fck it ....... pain is temporary....... in the meantime .........the fishin is good

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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What do you do? Posted: 11/2/2006 2:17:04 PM
Fck brother id be callin .......

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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My dirty little secret revealed. Posted: 6/25/2006 3:58:56 PM
Lol ................. while some of his comments are in fact true his delivery is a bit piggish and quite "manly" .........to say the least but i hear his point .......... "truth" Thank you thank you very much And we still get laid more than you do now rose i beg to differ .......lol

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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The Winking Lizard Tavern June 24th Posted: 6/22/2006 12:03:49 PM
is this thing still on? fill me in .......

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Whats an instant turn on for you Posted: 6/8/2006 5:56:06 PM
uhh ................One word Yes....

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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What are the Warning signs of a Posted: 6/8/2006 5:51:18 PM
Small penis Momma lives upstairs Currently balding Never married and Loves chicks flicks * i think *

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Does wanting to be cared for make you a golddigger? Posted: 6/8/2006 5:40:12 PM
well hmmmmm ... can ya cook ? can ya clean ? can ya get me a beer ? lol ....im jokin of course

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Virgin cream?????????? Posted: 4/28/2006 4:57:54 PM
hmmm welp i read your profile and your married with kids and want sex. Your hubby doesnt mind this apparently but alot of single men do. Monogmy is a traditional value for some , and i reckon you prolly offended that guy by your ways .....My only guess........ good luck to ya tho..........................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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How am i suppose to love anybody? Posted: 4/27/2006 9:12:33 PM
dayummm .............. you need some help .........

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Anyone find their true love not lust at Merritt Mountain music fest? Posted: 4/25/2006 1:57:24 PM
nope not me ...... in fact never heard of it til just now ......

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Power trips in sex:What's the thrill? Posted: 4/21/2006 9:56:12 AM
yea what 7 said ....... 7 good to see ya

okieroper

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How do you date when your children are your life Posted: 4/21/2006 9:08:00 AM
dunno .....post a thread about it i guess

okieroper

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He is handsome.smiles, seems charming.Then he opens his mouth Posted: 3/10/2006 10:57:53 AM
welp ..........is it true? about the red heads

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Where have all the cowboys gone? Posted: 3/10/2006 8:17:04 AM
more importantly .....................where have all the cowgirls gone?

okieroper

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My Wench Posted: 3/10/2006 7:47:43 AM
you have found the gold brother .....................

okieroper

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men, this ones for you... what would you do if you met a woman who....... Posted: 3/7/2006 12:19:15 PM
all the better .......she can buy the beer then

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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do men actually like pumped up lips? Posted: 3/7/2006 12:08:57 PM
hell im all about them .........

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Propose...to him??? Posted: 3/7/2006 12:08:17 PM
i've had it happen ............................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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How many here will have the courage of admitting that they are still a virgin... Posted: 3/6/2006 10:18:02 AM
okay okay i admit it .................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Ideas anyone? Posted: 3/3/2006 10:57:17 AM
^ wow what an animal

okieroper

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Ideas anyone? Posted: 3/3/2006 10:48:21 AM
can ya crawl around and bark like a dog........?

okieroper

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How many Women..... Posted: 3/3/2006 9:46:01 AM
just checked the contacts link at the top of the pof main page and says 363 ladies have made first contact .....................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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The Code Posted: 3/2/2006 10:39:33 AM
Stick to the code .........bro the bbd may happen tho ...then its on

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Good Guy Alert Posted: 3/2/2006 10:22:58 AM
welp looks like were up to 2 so far.........................

okieroper

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What causes you to have insomnia ?? Posted: 3/2/2006 9:40:06 AM
uhhhh ....just a guess here but thinking lack of sleep.........maybe?

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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GodI am ripping MY HAIR OUT! Posted: 3/2/2006 6:54:32 AM
you figure that out and please let us know .............. i feel your pain

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Girlfriends names.... lol Posted: 3/2/2006 5:21:02 AM
Josh - full of himself, fun. wut...........................................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Here is just ONE of the FUNNY IM's I've had since being here... READ N HAVE A LAUGH! Posted: 3/1/2006 10:55:53 AM
o dear god ace ............im fkn dying of lmfao here .....o christ

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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First date idea, opinions needed pretty please Posted: 3/1/2006 9:57:13 AM
you might be gay................................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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What do you do when your board off your @@@? Posted: 3/1/2006 9:12:03 AM
i like to bury dead hookers ......................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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when a girl says.......... Posted: 2/28/2006 12:12:06 PM
means your not going to score more than likely......................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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People judging Posted: 2/28/2006 11:54:43 AM
must be a red head huh ....................

okieroper

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Women ! The 3rd DATE - any ideas Posted: 2/28/2006 11:47:53 AM
3rd date rule .......................way to go bro

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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What should I do Posted: 2/28/2006 9:25:58 AM
id call him fck'd up...............................

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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Gapes Posted: 2/28/2006 9:21:21 AM
lmao ...................where do ya come up with this stuff

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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I'm hungry now. Posted: 2/28/2006 9:20:30 AM
i dont .................... but i do like puntang pie tho

okieroper

Joined: 8/23/2004

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WHY?? Posted: 2/28/2006 9:17:30 AM
now..................?

okieroper

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WHY?? Posted: 2/28/2006 9:13:29 AM
where..........................

okieroper

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WHY?? Posted: 2/28/2006 9:10:06 AM
wut..........................

okieroper

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How much does one's Handle matter? Posted: 2/27/2006 12:43:12 PM
Mine's anchient hebrew .......means guy what ropes

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