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davejp84

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let users review AND crop pictures Posted: 5/31/2009 3:25:00 PM
i'm with cowboy on this one... there would be abuse beyond belief if users could edit eachothers photos.

davejp84

Joined: 4/29/2006

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Britains Got Talent Posted: 5/31/2009 3:20:04 PM
i'm happy diversity won... was hoping for shaun smith as well, but julian is ok as i like his music!

davejp84

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One of my best friends just died Posted: 5/31/2009 3:08:17 PM
I heard of that on the news (i'm in england) and thought it was a pity, but to hear from a person who actually knew him is a different matter. Obviously no words of mine can help you through hard times, but none the less, condolences to you and all that knew him.

davejp84

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blonde walks up to a Coke machine Posted: 5/31/2009 2:46:16 PM
I pinched these from a web-site... What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade! Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets! Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed! How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards! __ A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!" __ Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train! __ A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." __

davejp84

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Fun Things to Do in an Elevator Posted: 5/31/2009 2:02:14 PM
Throw your self to the floor when the lif jerks downwards. When the lift is empty, do a handstand, when someone gets on, ask them why they are standing on thier heads. Pretend you saw a rat and start screaming hysterically Look at the control panel confused, then ask where the handset is If your in a glass one, panic when you see the counterweight going in the opposite direction Try to get a fellow passenger to play chase..... Look closely at a fellow passengers pony tail, and then ask what happened to the rest of the pony Play a game on your mobile phone cry if you lose.

davejp84

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Came back to POF, coments please. Posted: 5/31/2009 12:57:44 PM
Thanks for your replies, i (sorry, I ) much appreciate your input and think its is alot better than it was off the back of your advice. Thanks again all! Dave

davejp84

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Came back to POF, coments please. Posted: 5/31/2009 12:19:31 PM
ok, i have re-written the text part and think its better than it was. any thoughts welcome thanks in advance! Dave

davejp84

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Came back to POF, coments please. Posted: 5/31/2009 11:44:29 AM
blimey!.. thanks for your reply, you never really see any problems until an independent set of eyes have a look, i'll make some changes and post back. thanks for your thoughts! Dave

davejp84

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Came back to POF, coments please. Posted: 5/31/2009 10:12:43 AM
I have just come back to POF to see whats changed and a like what i have seen... I have also changed a couple of things on my profile but for the most part, i like what i had on it so kept it. Could i have some comments/opinions good or bad please. in particular i am thinking of the picture with the cream (mind out of gutters please), i leave this in as it shows the sort of silly things i do as an insight to my personality, what do you think in regard to this?...would you keep it or bin it?. thanks! dave

davejp84

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TV Complaint Posted: 12/30/2007 4:44:03 AM
quality thats a good one, gordon brown should read it LOL

davejp84

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ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Posted: 12/30/2007 4:40:23 AM
i counted six although i had heard this one before and counted three then . . .

davejp84

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blonde walks up to a Coke machine Posted: 11/26/2007 1:11:12 PM
Blonde walks into an electrical store and says "i would like to buy this TV please" the person behind the counter says "sorry, we don't sell to blondes". Obviously annoyed, the blonde goes home and dies her hair black and goes back to the shop . . "i'd like to buy this TV please" shop keeper: "sorry we dont sell to blondes". More annoyed this time, the blonde goes home and changes her clothes and re-styles her dyed hair and returns to the shop "i'd like to buy this TV please" s/k: "Sorry, we dont sell to blondes." Seriously p!ssed off she decides to go the whole nine yards, cut the hair, dress as a man, fake moustache and sunglasses and returns to the shop confident in her disguise: "i'd like to buy this TV please" s/k: "Sorry we dont sell to blondes" - highly irate and peeved she screames HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A BLONDE!?!?!? To which the shopkeeper replies "because thats a Microwave!

davejp84

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 11/26/2007 10:24:58 AM
I would appreciate your thoughts and any input if you dont mind :)

davejp84

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masturbation jokes (do NOT read if easily offended) Posted: 11/26/2007 8:49:01 AM
Firstly: No offence meant to any irish people, this is said entirely in the context of a JOKE. Reports claim an irish woman has been thrown off of the Hit TV Game Show Who wants to be a millionaire? for masturbating.. aparently she misunderstood the concept of fastest finger first!!

davejp84

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Best bumper sticker Posted: 11/26/2007 8:46:23 AM
On a van i walked past My wife gives me sound advice . . 99% sound 1% advice :)

davejp84

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how dirty are you?? Posted: 11/26/2007 8:43:29 AM
£175.50 . . . there has been worse :)

davejp84

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Do you think physical exterior appearance is more important to women? Posted: 11/26/2007 8:03:55 AM
to give a general answer to this i would say the following: Which would you prefer? A) A beautifully gorgeous person (thats fits your personal preference on looks) /stunner/dish whatever who has a personality/intelligence on a par with a toothbrush or B) Someone that looks about average or maybe a bit less pretty but has the personality that is compatable with yours. I would choose the latter i'll admit though, i have decided whether to contact some people based on looks, mostly its the ones dressed in low cut tops and an inch thick makeup with massive earrings in a group of ten in a nightclub i tend to ignore because thats not my cup of tea.

davejp84

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i just dont picture well,plz help Posted: 5/7/2007 9:09:39 AM
i agree with romeo, get one of you on your own, and with a smile :) chin up mate :)

davejp84

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useless inventions Posted: 5/7/2007 5:47:58 AM
BUMP! flame proof matches petrol fire extinquisher (spelling?) water repellant towels romegaguy36 - you said indoor fireworks.... party poppers are classed as category 1 fireworks! so that one is true!

davejp84

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how do u handle being a virgin past 25 Posted: 5/7/2007 4:56:33 AM
this topic annoys me, i'm going on a rant.. I am disgusted at some of the attitude towards virgins shown on this thread, particularly the first 8 replies. I am one myself at 22, i am proud of it as well, it is my business and no-ones elses apart from any potential future partner. Why is it that someone that will probably never have a sexual connection with you thinks they can mock you and make a joke of it?....where is your right to do that?.. Being a virgin is not just a sexual thing, one person said skydiving, i havent done skydiving, but would love to, does anyone take the mick for that? no. how about canooing, i have done canooing, but i am not going to mock someone that has not had the privelege of it., its great fun! people need to grow up and mind thier own business. I have had people take the P**S before now, because of it and i honestly wonder why there is almost a vendetta agains virgins in society, the secrecy that seems to surround it and the "ugly Duckling" image it seems to have And for thos who have nothing better to do than take the mick out of virgins, (or anyone for anything) i wonder how much brainpower they actually have and nearly feel sorry for them Rant over. feel better now

davejp84

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Do guys have a preference of how a woman should dress? Posted: 5/7/2007 3:59:27 AM
I dont really look at the dress sesne of a lady specifically, although if i see one of these with huge earings, mni skirts, low cut tops, makeup applied with a shovel, i tend ot keep moving and pass them by. other than that, wear what ya want is my view :)

davejp84

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useless inventions Posted: 10/10/2006 2:43:26 PM
A book on how to read.

davejp84

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THIS IS IT!!! Posted: 10/10/2006 2:29:45 PM
I know how ya feel, I find it hard to trust peoplea fter a few relationships went rather pearshaped. Eventually i will find someone i can trust, but i feel they will either go before trust is built, or stab me in the back, so i dont tend to bother for now. as they say lifes a b!tch... keep your head high though and good luck.

davejp84

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Does honesty really work? Posted: 9/12/2006 1:41:32 AM
just the timing of the honesty I would agree with this.. Honesty is good, but because how you say somehting in your head gets slightly scrambled between your mind and the keyboard it may come out and sound different to how you mean it to a potential partner. I dont condone lying, but dont tell them EVERYTHING...leave some details out, so that they are curious and what to know more, the little things that would put someone off in the first place are usualy trivial littlethings once you have been talking for a while.. For example: I am pure, ok, a virgin...i am proud of it, i dont go round sleeping with anything that has a pulse, if i was to say this on my profile, or in the first few messages, no-one would message me. Some have "had to go" andnever came back after that a few times. But if i mention it when/if the subject comes up, it seems not to matter because they have already got to know me and what i am like. its sad really, but thats the way things go! Honesty is the best policy, but use it wisely. Dave

davejp84

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just woundering why we are all here Posted: 9/12/2006 1:23:58 AM
I think some of them should take up cloning so they can just go clone the barbie doll pamela andersons haha, sarcasm is bliss!! - nice one although he was shotuing/using caps whatever ya wanna call it, i agree with what wrar said. When u go through something stressfull, its easy to assume your on your own, whereas a place like this has many people in the same situation and the thought of other people understanding what your feeling is almost comforting in itself.. i am also here to meet people, make a few friends and maybe, just ,aybe find my soulmate, but i dont hold my hopes high because if i did i would end up rushing into somehting that will not work... a rushed relationship is doomed from the start IMO. as for "everyone" being good looking, well, i aint no prince but i have seen some that resembles the back end of a horse....or worse. (no insult to horses rear ends intended ) DAve

davejp84

Joined: 4/29/2006

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good girls or bad wild girls? Posted: 9/9/2006 2:43:12 PM
I would prefer the Good girl, but add a sense of adventure and the desire to have fun without gettin arrested

davejp84

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I would like a penny for . . . . Posted: 9/9/2006 5:31:20 AM
This could be funny, You know that wierd situation where you think to yourself, caw, would like a penny for everytime that has happened.... List anything you would like a pnny for everytime... example: i would like a penny for every individual bubble that has gone through the postal system today (bubblewrap) i would like a penny for every time the earth has rotated.. and so on . . . .

davejp84

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Top 31 excuses to avoid dating someone Posted: 9/7/2006 10:37:51 AM
Not a true one. I was gettin ready to go when i fell awkwardly down the stairs and landed on the cat, i had a twisted ankle, broken arm and the cat a dismembered foot - i was in hosptial all night and was told that on the way down the stairs i must of hit something because there was a 6 inch gash on my head. when they examined the gash, they found the cats foot still lashing out trying to scratch me inside my head wound. they then spotted the four scratches (from the foot that is now in my head) running the full length of my arm, after folding out the flaps of torn flesh, they found some of the carpet from the bottom step, figuring i must have suffered carpet insertion on my arm during the struggle with the cat. then i threw up and a vase got caught in my throat, so i had to go into surgery to have my throat opened up to remove it when they found my mobile lodged in my ear..they removed the cat foot, carpet and mobile from my body and i was in observation for three days, i came home today and now i am telling you why i didnt turn up. bit exxagerated, but n/m, thought it would be worth a laugh! this could be interesting to use on someone, just to see the reaction...but you MUST keep a stright face, which i wouldnt stand a hope in hell of haha I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CATS, I JUST USED IT FOR HUMOUR PURSOSES!!

davejp84

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KIDS OUTLOOK ON relationships Posted: 9/7/2006 10:24:07 AM
hahaha ROFL!! i love the innocence of kids and thier impression of life, thanks for sharing that.. "even if she looks like a truck" - classic!

davejp84

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Funny Insults Posted: 9/7/2006 10:20:24 AM
As usefull as a: Inflatable dartboard waterproof sponge leakproof colander chocolate fireguard a book on how to read a petrol fire extinquisher glasses to a blind person a bubble short of a jiffy bag coudlnt organise a waterfight in a swimming pool thick as too short planks a slab short of a path a bulb short of a light i might post some more later.

davejp84

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New Term Posted: 9/7/2006 10:08:05 AM
woah, my head just exploded reading that.... (nah, i understood it)

davejp84

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You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 9/3/2006 5:45:57 AM
(ladies) When his powertools start to turn you on you want the music up louder in the car (for the vibrations) (Gents) you masturbate in the shower, then the rain turns you on you see a beaver (the animal) and start gettin dirty thoughts

davejp84

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The perfect couple... Posted: 9/2/2006 6:13:05 PM
muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!...... rollin up at that!

davejp84

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Tired of being broken-hearted Posted: 9/2/2006 5:40:27 PM
u know how much that hurt me to hear a total stranger say that i have grown up with a constant barrage of insults thrown at me, and they used to get to me and bring me down. nowadays i refuse to let them effect me, especially if a complete stranger is the person saying it. Like irish eyez said, its easy to hide behing a monitor, in the same way a driver gets agressive when they are behind a wheel..its the safety that the computer/car offers. They are complete strangers, so anything they say does not matter and never will matter unles you ALLOW it to. Take insults as compliments, if they have nothing better to say than your "ugly" and generally be abusive, doesnt that show how immature they are rather than a potential partner? "Remeber the compliments you recieve, forget the insults" - from baz luhrman - suncreen song Good luck and happy fishing

davejp84

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Saying ....I like you is a bad thing .....Yes or No ? Posted: 8/31/2006 4:15:34 PM
that strikes up another problem, if you say your looking for friends with the possibility of a relationship l;ater on..your not believed, i saw a thread on this a while ago and most thought the "i'm looking for Friends" line was a "i want the sex, but i wont say it like that" in disguise. bit of a bummer, but thats the way it is.

davejp84

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Saying ....I like you is a bad thing .....Yes or No ? Posted: 8/31/2006 4:07:16 PM
If they understood it as the "let's just be friends" thing... then they should have said something. Like "I don't just want to be friends". If they're stupid enough to just dissapear, they're not worth worrying about anyway. but CAN you respond like this without the risk of breaking the newly formed and therefore fragile friendship?... if you say you just want to be friends, then we say "i want to be more than friends" isnt that sort of saying tough, i wanna be your partner, not your fiend?..

davejp84

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Paying a compliment to a guy Posted: 8/31/2006 3:56:16 PM
Depends on the person, all those reasons could be valid for any person. wait till he wears sumit else and compliment that, it looks like one of your towels or something to that effect, see if he keeps wearing that one as well... then you will know that he is at least paying attention to what your saying.. or he is not washing two tops lol when someone compliments something i am wearing, i usually make a little conversation out of it, and then start rbbitting on about summit else... a compliment is a good conversation starter!..

davejp84

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Where do you see yourself in 5 beers? Posted: 8/29/2006 11:27:49 AM
staggering to the bar to get number 6!

davejp84

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user accounts on windows Posted: 8/29/2006 10:57:27 AM
i have a program on a floppy that will wipe the password for you if you need it. if you still need it, send me a PM with an e-mail adress and i'll send it over to you. You would need a boot disk as well though to get your computer started. :)

davejp84

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stupid question..i don't care...need help! Posted: 8/29/2006 10:51:54 AM
Its not a stupid question, you just dont know, nuttin wrong with that!... it should be an option in yahoo messenger itself to automatically load on startup. have a look round in prefrences.. if its not there, i could guide you through the registry (which can be fatal to your computer if mistakes are made) to remove it from there.

davejp84

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I'm writing a novel. It was inspired by these forums. Seriously. Posted: 8/29/2006 10:44:02 AM
tel you what, i have read these posts and have been captivated...its like watching a trailer.. if you ever wrote that and got it published, i would certainly buy it for a read!! A movie would top it off lol! go for it and good luck!

davejp84

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What book changed your world? Posted: 8/29/2006 10:37:27 AM
I have read one child by torey haden, its a very moving story abut a little 6 year old girls struggle through horriffic abuse from her dad. Thanks to a very patient teacher she is able to express herself and be freed from the torment of her abuse. It shows a major triumph for the girl to come through her childhood and still turn into a respectable human being. I recomend it the follow up to this is Torey haden - A tigers child.

davejp84

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3 Weeks... Posted: 8/29/2006 10:32:50 AM
Hi, i had a wierd dream a while back that inspired me to write a story, being so deatiled a dream.. i was me in the dock of a high profile courtroom, i dont know what i was in for, but i was wrongly accused anyhow. so adding a few details to fill in the blanks, i came up with this storyline: 3 Weeks tells the story of Simon taning and his bride to be Emma’s struggle through the legal blunders that leads to Simon being arrested for armed robbery, Knowing he didn’t do it, His family thinking he didn’t, yet questioning his mysterious absence on the night of the robbery, Can his innocence be proven and his freedom saved before his new baby is born? simon and emma are a devoted couple who have a heart of gold, they are expecting thier new baby within a few weeks, but he is arrested for a crim he did not commit..he and his family have to try to prove his innocence before baby is born. Problem being, i have only written so far the first morning of the story when simon is gettin up.. it goes like this: Monday, the day they say is the worst of the five, in a normal working week has rolled around in what seems like no time. Friday night wasn’t three days ago was it? It must have been, it had to have been, it’s Monday. Simon lays in bed, struggling to open his eyes as the brilliantly bright sun beams in through the window; they slowly adjust as he tries to look round and gaze at the still closed, sleeping eyes of Emma, his beloved fiancé who he will be married to in years to come. With thoughts of the day ahead occupying his brain, inching the way out of the bed was a slowly done movement, so not to wake Emma, his eyes still squinting from the light. Up on two feet a sleepy, wobbly walk gets him over to the dressing table where the previously prepared clothes are. The fresh smell of the conditioner from the wash still radiates from them even now; this brings him round and wakes fully. Now fully awake, his nose has caught the unmistakable scent of the usual Monday morning fry up, the Sausages, the beans, the eggs, the bacon, the mushroom all combine to make the very unique and distinct aroma that finds its way through the house, what a way to find you have recovered from hay fever. for the start, do you think this is any good?...it would carry on in this sort of context..but once simon is arrested it changes to a first person narrative and you are each character as they see the events unfold, you also feel the emotions (hopefully) give an honest opinion, i would like input whether it be constructive criticism or pointers thanks.

davejp84

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Elephants - Memories - Touching tale Posted: 8/29/2006 10:16:49 AM
how did his son get home?....

davejp84

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Suggestion to God Posted: 8/29/2006 10:11:54 AM
not a believer in god, but i like the story, it very detailed and descriptive... it allows you to build a detailed image of what is happening....which some storys i have read lack.

davejp84

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WHY ARE MEN SO MEAN Posted: 8/29/2006 10:03:23 AM
well hun alot of men on sites are looking for just sex..you just gotta keep looking...they assume alot of things and unfortunately these are the ones that give the descent ones a bad name........

davejp84

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rebound relationships yes or no Posted: 8/27/2006 4:14:03 PM
personal opinion here, but i think you shouldnt get involved with a rebound relationship, it may be ok to start with, but once you begin to get over your ex and realise your with someone you dont want to be with you could get hurt all over again.

davejp84

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Is there really somebody for everybody. Posted: 8/27/2006 3:10:44 PM
I feel for you, but too many people consider a disability (or a limitation) to be a major red flag, i dont really understand why, but out there somewhere will be someone that will want you for who you are, no matter how mobile you may or may not be, the problem is finding them! keep fishing, there has to be someone here... Good luck in your search.

davejp84

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A good Tech Supp site Posted: 8/27/2006 2:24:13 PM
not really tech support, but a forum based site that has proved usefull a few times for me.. www.computing.net. have a gander and see what ya think

davejp84

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Anger Management Posted: 8/27/2006 1:57:15 PM
hahahahaha, that put a smile on my face... nice one!...

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