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shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Pickup Lines (but of course) Posted: 11/17/2005 2:45:57 AM
yupper, however that does not mean that i had heard it sometime before i wrote it for class and assumed it to be inspiration lol... anythings possible lol

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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top 6 things that piss you off the most. Posted: 11/17/2005 2:39:59 AM
1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...) 2) Elitist Pr!cks 3) People who dont like fat people (they're big and your not, who gives a sh!t anyway, do they tell your skinny a$$ they'd like to force feed you a steak?? probably not) 4) People who dont like skinny people (so f_ckin what they're smaller than you, big deal, maybe you should tell them to eat a steak) 5) people who claim not to like arrogant, disrespectful or rude people, then go on to slam various types of people in the next line of their post (maybe you should stfu and have a steak) 6) People who do not like rednecks _________________________________________________ that was therapeutic i think i'll start another 1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...) 2) People who talk about hating racists when they are one themselves 3) People who can't stand me being non-p.c. 4) People who talk shit but never deliver... you say you're gonna whoop my ass but never deliver... 5) People who say "let me tell you what!!" what? what in Gods name are you gonna tell me?? the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant philisophical shit because that's whats gonna be engraved on your f'ckin tombstone 6) People who don't like my 4x4 -------------------------------------------------------------------- God this is a great rant, lol... i'm really enjoyin this.... ahhhhhh.... 1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...) 2) People in malcolm x shirts telling me that white people such as myself are the reason the "beloved malcom x was killed"....... you do know that malcolm was killed by a black guy right?? 3) Being told "what the f*ck you smilin at white boy" by a lady i had smiled at and waved out in front of me so she could cross traffic at a bad intersection 4) People who try and break into my outbuilding and then run when they get a knife thrown at their head (the least you could do is stay and fight for the things you just attempted to steal) 5) People who only start fights with a group of friends behind them... dont be a punk, stand up like a man and lets do this face to face one on one 6) grammar police ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) Drunk Drivers... (if i am behind you, i WILL call the police and follow your a$$ so i can give a DETAILED description... if you pull into a gas station i am right there with you... if you start shit with me because you are drunk and believe yourself to be ten feet tall and bulletproof i WILL prove you wrong...) 2) not being able to get past spanish castle music on the hard setting in guitar hero 3) Drug addicts 4) chesters 5) people with road rage 6) for Gods sake learn what your blinker is for people re-reading the above lists it may sound like i like violence i really do not, im a mini-pacifist lol... it's just that many peole mistake kindness for weakness and if there is one thing that i am not it is weak... and yes i have a problem with drunk drivers R.I.P. Harry

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Pickup Lines (but of course) Posted: 11/14/2005 2:29:34 AM
lol, this thread has perfect timing, me and some friends were hangin out shootin some pool recently and decided to see how many numbers we could pull using only the cheesiest lines we could come up with or remember, lol that was fun that dress would look great draped over the end of my bed did it hurt... (you've all heard it so everybody together now) when you fell from heaven if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u & i together and the for the final one im gonna need a verdict... i came up with this many years ago for some cheesy hallmark-esque prose writing assignment. i thought it was cheesy, my buudies find it cheese, but about 80 percent of females find it sweet?? so verdict please... if i could be anything i'd be a tear conceived in your heart born in your eyes to live on your cheek and die at your lips well?? lol

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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For guys- ball cupping Posted: 10/5/2005 10:39:47 PM
gently... dont try and "knead them like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock", those tears you see are not necessarily tears of joy, lol

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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wings of all sorts, lol Posted: 10/5/2005 3:27:15 AM
I was reading a thread (dont really remember which one) and the conversation moved to redwings. Now the wings term is borrowed from the patches that 1% ers displayed on their vests. (list to follow) So my question to you is how many of these can you lay claim to?? All wing earning must be witnessed: Black on red - backround wings - earned when the wearer performs cunnilingus on a menstruating Black woman. Brown Wings - Earned when the wearer performs oral sex with a woman´s anus. Golden Wings - Earned when the wearer performs sexual relations with a woman during a gang splash of more than 15 persons. Green Wings - Earned when the wearer performs cunnilingus on a venereally diseased woman. Purple Wings - Earned when the wearer performs oral sex with a dead woman. Red Wings - Earned when the wearer performs cunnilingus on a menstruating White woman. White Wings - Earned when the wearer performs cunnilingus on a White woman. Yellow Wings - Earned when the wearer performs cunnilingus on a Asiatic or Chinese woman. LOL so lets have it, who's earned their wings?? lol

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Dear Tech Support Posted: 10/5/2005 3:22:27 AM
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for while. I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. So I had to start over. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally "object-oriented." I upgraded to version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. I discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. I did, but soon after that, I had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which is a huge resource hog. It has taken up all my space, so I can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons I decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins I wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although I did not ask for it, Wife1.0 came with MotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature I can't turnoff. I talked with a friend about installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of insufficient resources. After my upgrade Wife 1.0. I also noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Drinking 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem about which men are complaining. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Pay Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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How can guys turn there feelings on and off so easily?! Posted: 10/4/2005 12:39:06 AM
the following statments do not reflect anything about anyone and have not been evaluated by the FDA in the op case, its not a matter of "on off so easily" its a matter of... you got played... simple as that. its sounds extremely cold hearted i know but thats what happened. odds are you got cuaght up in a make believe personality that they put on just for you, got what they wanted, and moved on. there was no emotion involved in this. now in general. yes its partly because we are trained to "be a man". partly. the rest is we genuinely dont react to emotions the same way as women do. biology at its finest. women rely on the emotions that they can see on the surface as an indicator of pain or remorse, sadness, joy, whatever. Now maybe its just me, but we dont work like that. Think in more technical terms when thinking about a mans emotions. think ummm.... car transmission lol. during 80% of our day we are coasting along in neutral. not happy not sad, we just are. just because you cant see it doent mean it doesnt work. then something happens. funny comment. a gear engages we laugh maybe make a facial gesture and then slip back into neutral. The next time your out with a bunch of guys pay close attention to their faces. Unless we are at that moment wanting to show an outside emotion, the faces are deadpan. Watch as they slip from laugh to nothing. It really is like watching a switch being thrown. neutral, gear engages, then response. just remember just because it doesnt look like we care from the outside it doesnt mean that the gears arent meshing and spinning away on the inside.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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THE DUMBEST LAWS u EVER heard Posted: 10/3/2005 11:39:03 PM
Here in Good Ole Kentucky: One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. Dogs may not molest cars. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. One may not receive anal sex. A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. One may beat his wife as punishment as long as the object used is no bigger than the mans thumb. (hence where the phrase rule of thumb comes from)

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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finish my limerick!!!! Posted: 10/3/2005 11:18:06 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose**was so long he could suck it. While wiping his chin, He said with a grin, "If my ear was a I could ** it."

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Things I've learned while I was drunk.... Posted: 10/3/2005 11:13:36 PM
No matter what you may think at the time.... The Ball pit at Mcdonalds is not nearly as deep as you think it is The F250 parked next to you did not challenge your manhood... and no tackling it for its grieveous error does not work Crashing a parety for female police officers will result in 15 phone number that read "911" (they must be room-mates) The phrase "hey y'all watch this" may end with hiliarity but usually a trip to the hospital One can not snorkel in an aquarium Tractor tires are not just for tractors Her body language may say yes, but the mace says no The black panther at the zoo is not a "pretty kitty" and it does not want to play with you Wolves however are " 'lil puppies" and will play with you. you're friends however will run away. You can not ride an ostrich You can ride a great dane An umbrella, a roof, and a fake britsh accent does not make you mary poppins Sometimes the gun IS loaded When approached by an officer while riding the springy kids toys at a playground do not shout "i'm floggin the dolphin, what's it look like im doin?" sadly all of the things listed either i, or my friends have done... ok... mostly i...

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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women timeline Posted: 10/3/2005 10:55:43 PM
Just Remember - If it has wheels, yes its fast and no you cant drive it; if it has a skirt, yes its fast and no you cant afford it

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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If you drink...and what it say's about you Posted: 10/3/2005 10:52:47 PM
LOVE JACK DANIELS, know nothing of knitting, lol... Though next time Im in Sturgis I'll see if anybody there does. If i die, you owe me a shot..........

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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A Silly Question Posted: 10/3/2005 10:48:24 PM
Quick she's coming, give me some ones Tequila makes her clothes fall off Dammit grandma, not again!!

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX Posted: 9/21/2005 10:19:05 PM
10) your shirt now has no buttons thanks to the force with which it was ripped open 9) the dog has been hiding on the garage for 2 days and refuses to come out 8) you thrust so hard you dislocate your own hip 7) that thrust gave her a concussion 6) now your laughin so hard you fall off the bed and give yourself a concussion 5) she leans over to see if your alright and falls off ontop of you, accidently kneeing you in the crotch 4) now your in extreme pain, have a goose egg on your head, a knee and a female in your crotch and you've blow a blood vessel in your eye and are seeing stars 3) she gets up and accidently steps on your**br>2) you go to get up and accidently elbow her in the cooter 1) your both laying in bed with ice packs and the giggles, and completely unsatisfied 10) you are receiving a blow job that would strip chrome from a bumper 9) she gets up to get something "special" from the kitchen 8) she comes back with caramel 7) 2000 degree caramel fresh from the microwave is poured on your**br>6) mental flash of dr. evil "liquid hot magma" 5) you scream like a scairt cheerleader with a skint knee 4) you leap from the couch, run to the bath room and proceed to pour ice cold water on your bits and pieces 3) due to the hardening properties of molten caramel, you now have a hardened caramel dildo, yet the inside is still just as hot as ever 2) you pull the caramel phallus off leap into the shower and sink to the floor in your own personal crying game 1) she tries to apologize as you rock back and forth like a ptsd victim murmoring "dont touch, dont touch me" not exactly what you were askin for but alas... pretty accurate retelling of actual events, lol

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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sexist jokes (all in fun) Posted: 9/14/2005 10:23:53 PM
did you know i kept a girl from getting raped?? i quit chasing her a woman comes home crying. she looks at her husband and says "while i was out shopping this horrible man lifted up my skirt and said mmmmm.... id like to fill that with beer and drink it." I wish youd been there to kick his ass. the man looked at his wife and replied "honey ive told you that if your going to wear a skirt you have to wear underwear, and besides theres no way id mess with any man that could drink that much beer!"

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Funny T-Shirts Posted: 9/14/2005 10:09:53 PM
i have a few, lets see... undercover police you have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you caution: does not play well with others do i look like a people person im the guy your mother warned you about sniper: dont run you'll only die tired bomb disposal expert: if you see me running try and keep up warning: shirt protected by big bad sonofab!tch, 24 hour security system ozzy for president No Remorse forgiveness is between you and God... im just here to arrange the meeting

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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What's the funniest joke/prank you have ever played on anyone? Posted: 9/14/2005 9:47:45 PM
heres a couple for ya... this first one was done on me years ago. a girl i hadnt seen in forever and had at one time been intimate with saw me at work one day. she came up to me and the convo was kinda like this me: wow i havent seen you in forever her: yeah like 3 years or so me: long tim (little girl runs up to her and hugs her) me: you have a kid now? her: yup, shes 3 years old... after a few minutes she let me off the hook and told me the girl was her niece we were all on a family vacation and rolling down the interstate. my lil sister was asleep in the front seat. i saw a couple of semis rollin piggy back down the road (you know where on semi is haulin another and the one being hauled is facing the wrong way) so i pulled behind it, got up as close as possible and my brother screams "OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT!!!!!!!" she wakes up, sees the semi, screams and pulls the jacket over her face like thats gonna stop the impact lol...

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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poem of sorts Posted: 8/5/2005 1:36:27 AM
my grandmother used to recite this all the time to us when we were little... one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to shoot the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too! another one from my grandmother Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only; Admission is free, so pay at the door, Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Funny Lyrics Posted: 8/5/2005 1:15:53 AM
some redone lyrics from high school, sung to biz's you say hes just a friend o baby you, you got a disease and you say its just an itch u got crabs u nasty b!tch o baby you your such a sleaze and now ive got an itch you gave me crabs you nasty b!tch

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Your mama is SO fat..... Posted: 8/5/2005 1:10:20 AM
man i haven't played the dozens in years... lets see if we can go old school... yo mama is so fat, she got baptised at sea world yo mam is so fat when she went to sea world, all the lil kids was lining up to take a pic with shamu yo mama is so fat she wore a malcolm x t-shir and a helicopter tried to land on her (real old) yo mama is so fat she wore yellow shirt and 2 tourists tried to climb in... Yo Taxi!! yo mama is so fat her senior pics were aerial views yo mama is so fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Profanity in the workplace Posted: 7/23/2005 12:29:28 AM
after a lil disagreement about profanity under stress we posted this at work, management did not enjoy it... Dear Employees, It has been brought to managements attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due ti complaints recieved from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of acceptable new phrases are outlined here to replace the old improper slang, so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Old Phrase New Phrase You don't know what the f__k you're doing! I think you could use more training. She's a ball-breaking b__ch! She's an aggressive go-getter. When the f__k do you expect me to do this? Perhaps I can work late. No f__king way! I'm certain that's not feasible. You've got to be sh__ting me! Really? Tell someone who gives a f__k! Perhaps you should check with... It's not my f__king problem! I wasn't involved with that project What the f__k? Thats interesting. Screw it, it won't work! I'm not sure I can implement this. Why the hell didn't you tell me that sooner? I'll try to schedule that. He's got his head up his a$$! He's not familiar with the issues. Eat sh_t! You don't say? Eat sh_t and die! Excuse me? Eat sh_t and die motherf__ker! Excuse me, sir? What the hell do they expect me to do? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my a$$! Im a bit overloaded at the moment. Ask me if I give a f__k! Of course I'm concerned. Shove it up your a$$! I love a challenge. Blow me! I see. Blow yourself! Do you see? I really don't give a sh_t! I don't think it will be a problem. Who the hell died and made you the boss? You want me to take care of this? Who the f__k cares? Are you sure this is a problem? Another f__king meeting? Yes, we really should discuss this. He's a f__king prick! He's somewhat insensitive. F__k it, I'm on salary! I don't think you understand.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Fun One Liners Posted: 7/22/2005 11:57:46 PM
^^^^ in that spirit worst 4 words to hear from your gf whose bra is this? we have to talk never put off till tomorrow what you can do today, because if u do it today and like it your gonna do it again anyway

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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WAYS ON HOW TO GET RID OF UR BLIND DATE Posted: 7/22/2005 11:51:28 PM
its a very easy and simple 3 step process 1) wave hand in front of dates face to ensure that they are really blind 2) drop fork on floor loudly, excuse selve for a moment to retrieve 3) while blind date continues to talk, take this opprtunity to be out of your chair, and slip away as stealthily as a ninja of the ancient orient... or run its not like they can catch you. alternatively if you are on a blind date with a blind date at the blind dates home, simply rearrange all of their furniture while they are in the bathroom and make your escape

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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license plates Posted: 7/16/2005 1:36:42 AM
following in the footsteps of the bumpersticker thread i thought should be license plates. any amusing ones or ones that were just cool?? here are some of my prior ones 173 mph (stealth) no rmrs - no remorse (firebird) jaded (firebird) saw these 2LTL 2L8 (umm a vette i think) ellis1 - LS1 (trans am) ude luz - you'd lose (mustang) 2fst 4u - too fast for you (mustang) monster (charger) illegal (road runner)

shadowlove25

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Fun One Liners Posted: 7/11/2005 1:40:40 AM
i have the body of a god... too bad its buddha

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Fun One Liners Posted: 7/10/2005 2:19:18 AM
can i get you a drink or should i go f***k myself again?? be original and say yes, everyone else says no of all the things i've lost, i miss my sanity the most if u spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented? can an orphan eat at a family restaurant? Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? dont piss me off, im running out of places to hide the bodies guns dont kill people, death kills people, its a proven medical fact gun control is hitting your target I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. a friend in need is a bloddy nuisance (the great benny hill) do unto others.... and then run (also bh) may the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose if you dont have anything nice to say, come sit next to me

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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PERHAPS MEN ARE SCARED?? Posted: 7/8/2005 1:30:28 AM
"perhaps men are scared??" well to be short sweet and to the point... yes... if they have actually thoroughly weighed the pros/cons and effects of the possible relationship. are men immature to be "afraid" to become involved with a single mother? absolutely not. the children and the ramifications of having them, this is something that should be in the forefront of their minds whn beginning a relationship with a single parent. not just for the men, but also for women. now befoe somebody starts slamming me for that response, i have dated single mothers. why should it be thought out?? what is the ultimate goal and usual ending to dating? dates, dating, living together, marriage. so if u hit it off with someone and they do have children you better have thought about the ramifications for later down the road. when a female says that they are not looking for a father for their chikldren, that they already have one, this now means to me that "you are not this childs father... you know this going into the relationship... you will never be the childs father... ultimately all decisions can and will be vetoed and or be made by me and solely me.... if you do not like these truths then hit the road...". I realize that not all single mothers behave this way but this is my experience. My previous live in girlfriend had 2 boys. one 7, one 2, and a crazy mostly abusive partially suicidal ex-husband in the background (though she turned out to be the one insane, but thats neither here nor there, lol). I knew that she had children. It made no difference to me whatsoever. after several months of dating she and the boys came to live with me. everything was great until that time. It was made very plain and clear to me that while it was my house and i paid all the bills and even purchased countless items for the kids, i was not a parent. it was made clear to me by her and by her eldest. she did not agree with spanking, at least when it was done by me. she would not spank the oldest and yet would whip the 2 yo for the smallest infraction. this to me was unfair. if i tried to discipline the kids she would actually call me out on it in front of the kids. doesnt really put me in an authority position does it? Im not trying to whine, espescially on this next paragraph, dont get me wrong. the first month that she lived with me she tried to be lil suzy homemaker. laundry and cooking and cleaning. then she stopped doing all of that. she didnt even do her own laundry. she actually halfway expected me to do it (not that i did mind you). im 27 years old and quite capable of doing my own laundry and cooking (besides i was a better cook anyway, lol), so it only didnt bother me to "fend for myself". but when im running late for work and ask for my laundry to be taken out of the washer and placed into the dryer i wouldnt think i would be a big deal... however i was mistaken as i was told that she thought she was dating someone and she already had 2 kids to take care f and didnt need a grown man who thoght he needed to be waited on hand and foot. Long story short (as i orignally intended but got carried away) it did not work out between us. and while me and her oldest never really grew as close, i grew attached to her youngest quite a bit, and he to i (he used to come running into the room when i came home jump into my arms for a hug and say "noggin" so i would lightly tap his forehead with mine and click my teeth like the turtles in nemo, lol). so now there is a rift, kids who lived with and grew attached to someone who is no longer in their life whatsoever and whatever attachment i had. I know not every case ends badly (or as long and rambled as mine) but i do believe that guys should be a little apprehensive about dating single mothers. if for no other fact that you are not just involved with the mother but with the children (as it should be) and be aware of the possibilities of "what if" things dont go well.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 91 (view)

calm down buckwheat Posted: 10/24/2004 12:48:18 AM
whoa, easy boy... debate not flame, i'd hate to get banned for rippin you. anywho couple of things. 1) you asked me (pro-gun) to look up the statistics had i not done this and stated pure opinion you would have said i was pulling this all out of my a$$. 2)i haven't tried to "wriggle" (btw i think you mean wiggle) around anything. i am simply giving you access to the same information that i was pulling. hell i haven't even answered any questions yet. as far as opinion goes i do not believe everyone has a right to their opinion, i believe everyone has a right to their INFORMED opinion. makes for better arguments and conversations.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 89 (view)

Gun Control Posted: 10/24/2004 12:26:36 AM
http://www.cfc-ccaf.gc.ca/en/research/publications/reports/1990-95/reports/siter_rpt.asp heres a page to look at, a friend has just showed up and i wouldn't want to be rude to her. catch ya tomorrow

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 88 (view)

Gun Control Posted: 10/24/2004 12:19:37 AM
these are per 100k Country Suicide Homicide Total U.S. 12.2 7.59 19.79 Finland 24.4 2.86 27.2 Switzerland 24.45 1.13 25.58 France 21.8 4.36 26.16 W.Germany 20.37 1.48 21.85 Japan 20.3 0.9 21.2 these are not just gun death statistics but stat in general that include guns. in france, germany, and japan they have almost total gun control. ready for the kicker Israel 6 2 8 and people are constantly getting blown up in israel!! still working

shadowlove25

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Msg: 87 (view)

Gun Control Posted: 10/24/2004 12:12:54 AM
these stats are mostly for the us... im having probs finding cdc-esque reports for ther countries firearms kill 28,663 1.2% in the us (this figure include police shootings, self defense, accidental, gang, everything) In 2000, there were 28,663 firearm deaths in the United States, including 16,586 (58%) suicides, 11,071 (39%) homicides (including 270 deaths due to legal intervention), and 1,006 (4%) undetermined/ unintentional firearm deaths. as for the mother whose kid was just shotr in a drive by, there were 181 firearms deaths of children under the age of fourteen. this includes suicides, homicide, and accidental. you're more likley to die in the hospital than by a gun. now remember when we get to a point when people are saying "yeah tell that constitution crap to (insert whatever here)" that can be said about anything, if taken to the extreme. "OMG look what happened to the twin towers... tell the families about that freedom of religion crap' (yes i know they were not citizens but you see where this could go?" in comparison... Cause Number Motor-vehicle 3,059 Drowning 1,060 Fires, burns 833 Mechanical suffocation 459 (what the hell is mech. suff. anyway??) Ingestion of food, object 213 Source: Figures are for 1995. National Safety Council, Accident Facts: 1998 Edition, at 10, 11, 18 wow, i guess its just not safe for mom to drive you to the pool. death by falling kills more people in the us than guns do. how do we legislate that i wonder? anywho, this is part one it took me a while to start finding stuff didn't want you to think i'd run out on a good debate get back with ya in a few more

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 84 (view)

Gun Control Posted: 10/23/2004 11:24:34 PM
Posted By: GUITARMAN100 on 06-09-2004 06:43 PM Subject: Gun Control Message: OK ALL YOU PRO GUNNERS WAKE UP LOOK AT THE STATITICS FOR YOURSELF HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE THEY GET SHOT IN 1)- THE USA 2)-CANADA 3)-BRITIAN IN A GIVEN YEAR?................................ PLEASE, GO RESEARCH THIS............................. IF YOU CAN COMEBACK WITH A LOGICAL EXPLANATION WHY PEOPLE SHOULD OWN GUNS AFTER YOU READ THAT..................THEN COME SHARE YOUR "LOGIC" WITH THE REST OF THE ROOM...........I WILL BE WAITING HERE TO RESPOND. evening gman, im compiling stats for a post for ya gimme a few

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 83 (view)

Gun Control Posted: 10/23/2004 11:20:19 PM
has anyone brought up the fact that the phrase "the right to bear arms" ACTUALLY meant that the original US colonies had the right to have an organized army for defense? it's been interpreted to mean "I have the right to sleep with a gun under my pillow and point it anyone who threatens me". actually it was not for the colonies to have an army. "A well regulated militia, being necessary for the preservation of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." In the Militia Act of 1792, the second Congress defined "militia of the United States" to include almost every free adult male in the United States. These persons were obligated by law to possess a firearm and a minimum supply of ammunition and military equipment. This statute, incidentally, remained in effect into the early years of the present century as a legal requirement of gun ownership for most of the population of the United States. There can by little doubt from this that when the Congress and the people spoke of a "militia", they had reference to the traditional concept of the entire populace capable of bearing arms, and not to any formal group such as what is today called the National Guard. The purpose was to create an armed citizenry, which the political theorists at the time considered essential to ward off tyranny. From this militia, appropriate measures might create a "well regulated militia" of individuals trained in their duties and responsibilities as citizens and owners of firearms. keep in mind we had just broken away from british rule, the founders wanted to make sure that later down the road the people would still be free. all you have to do is read some of their quotes. To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them." (Richard Henry Lee, Virginia delegate to the Continental Congress, initiator of the Declaration of Independence, and member of the first Senate, which passed the Bill of Rights.) "The great object is that every man be armed . . . Everyone who is able may have a gun." (Patrick Henry, in the Virginia Convention on the ratification of the Constitution.) "The advantage of being armed . . . the Americans possess over the people of all other nations . . . Notwithstanding the military establishments in the several Kingdoms of Europe, which are carried as far as the public resources will bear, the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms." (James Madison, author of the Bill of Rights, in his Federalist Paper No. 46.) "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." (Second Amendment to the Constitution.) Samuel Adams, a handgun owner who pressed for an amendment stating that the "Constitution shall never be construed . . . to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms," would be shocked to hear that his native state today imposes a year's sentence, without probation or parole, for carrying a firearm without a police permit. His purpose was to incorporate, not distinguish by technical changes, proposals such as that of the Pennsylvania minority, Sam Adams, or the New Hampshire delegates. Madison proposed among other rights that "That right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; a well armed and well regulated militia being the best security of a free country; but no person religiously scrupulous of bearing arms shall be compelled to render military service in person." I n the House, this was initially modified so that the militia clause came before the proposal recognizing the right. The proposals for the Bill of Rights were then trimmed in the interests of brevity. The conscientious objector clause was removed following objections by Elbridge Gerry, who complained that future Congresses might abuse the exemption to excuse everyone from military service. The proposal finally passed the House in its present form: "A well regulated militia, being necessary for the preservation of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." In this form it was submitted into the Senate, which passed it the following day. The Senate in the process indicated its intent that the right be an individual one, for private purposes, by rejecting an amendment which would have limited the keeping and bearing of arms to bearing "For the common defense". The earliest American constitutional commentators concurred in giving this broad reading to the amendment. When St. George Tucker, later Chief Justice of the Virginia Supreme Court, in 1803 published an edition of Blackstone annotated to American law, he followed Blackstone's citation of the right of the subject "of having arms suitable to their condition and degree, and such as are allowed by law" with a citation to the Second Amendment, "And this without any qualification as to their condition or degree, as is the case in the British government." William Rawle's "View of the Constitution" published in Philadelphia in 1825 noted that under the Second Amendment: "The prohibition is general. No clause in the Constitution could by a rule of construction be conceived to give to Congress a power to disarm the people. Such a flagitious attempt could only be made under some general pretense by a state legislature. But if in blind pursuit of inordinate power, either should attempt it, this amendment may be appealed to as a restraint on both." The Jefferson papers in the Library of Congress show that both Tucker and Rawle were friends of, and corresponded with, Thomas Jefferson. Their views are those of contemporaries of Jefferson, Madison and others, and are entitled to special weight. A few years later, Joseph Story in his "Commentaries on the Constitution" considered the right to keep and bear arms as "the palladium of the liberties of the republic", which deterred tyranny and enabled the citizenry at large to overthrow it should it come to pass. They argue that the Second Amendment's words "right of the people" mean "a right of the state" — apparently overlooking the impact of those same words when used in the First and Fourth Amendments. The "right of the people" to assemble or to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures is not contested as an individual guarantee. Still they ignore consistency and claim that the right to "bear arms" relates only to military uses. This not only violates a consistent constitutional reading of "right of the people" but also ignores that the second amendment protects a right to "keep" arms. These commentators contend instead that the amendment's preamble regarding the necessity of a "well regulated militia . . . to a free state" means that the right to keep and bear arms applies only to a National Guard. Such a reading fails to note that the Framers used the term "militia" to relate to every citizen capable of bearing arms, and that the Congress has established the present National Guard under its own power to raise armies, expressly stating that it was not doing so under its power to organize and arm the militia. it is your right to not have a gun, and it is my right to have one, or several as the case may be.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 1 (view)

true friendship poem :p Posted: 10/2/2004 12:39:56 AM
i didnt actually write this someone emailed it to me long ago and i was going through some old boxes and found it. Are you tired of the "mushy" friendship poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and the truth itself! Friend, When you are sad,... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry stard who made you sad When you are blue,... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid When you are scared,... I will rag you about it every chance I get When you are worried,... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass When you are sick,... stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I dont want whatever nastiness you have When you fall,... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass This is my oath I pledge to the end, why you may ask? Because you're my friend p.s. a friend will help you move. a really good friend will help you move a body

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 5 (view)

spyware Posted: 10/2/2004 12:03:06 AM
the biggest problem with alexa is that when it makes its log file to send to msn, amazon and alexa it with also cache full pages in text including secure ssl pages. it also places lots of tracking cookies, data miners and 3 (that i know of) keyloggers. they have cleaned their act up somewhat in recent times, they say they no longer send ip addy's, or personal info from website entrys, and some places have declassified them as spyware but personally i dont trust them.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 2 (view)

spyware Posted: 10/1/2004 10:50:19 PM
ummm... no offense admin but alexa is big time spyware, why would anyone want to willingly put it on their pc?

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 4 (view)

Church Mouse vs Picpip! Who will win? Posted: 10/1/2004 1:49:11 AM
mouse! mouse! mouse! no offense picpip

shadowlove25

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Msg: 11 (view)

its my birthday Posted: 9/29/2004 10:16:44 PM
for you anything

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 9 (view)

its my birthday Posted: 9/28/2004 12:18:37 AM
thanks guys... wow man i got more beer and song here than irl, lol. hey wait a sec i thought i was supposed to get wine, women and song???

SHADOWLOVE25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 1 (view)

its my birthday Posted: 9/26/2004 11:39:15 PM
happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. im 27 now, dam im old. double disclaimer its not the age so much as the mileage, cause if i was a car they recall me, and i just realized that its almost 2am and now its not my birthday ne more

SHADOWLOVE25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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People and the dumb things they say Posted: 9/26/2004 11:33:58 PM
i walked into the store one day to get my pre-work smokes and the lady behind the counter says "they caught him" i said "caught whom?" she relies "osama its over there in the paper" so i pick up the paper and see sadaam, i say "thats not osama thats sadaam" she replies well thats his name, his name is osama bin sadaam hussein. they the same person really"

SHADOWLOVE25

Joined: 8/27/2004

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Sleep walking Posted: 9/26/2004 11:28:22 PM
never sleep walked (to my knowledge) i do however talk in my sleep and i have been known to fight in my sleep. years ago when i was in high school, my dad woke up bc he heard a boom and loud cussing. he walks through the house and opens the door to my room and there i am having a shouting match in my dream with some unknown party; i apparently then hit the matrres so hard that it was making the boom he heard earlier and was shaking the walls enough to knock pictures down. i also wook up in my apartment one night with my fist stuck in the wall, and it hurt like h*ll too

SHADOWLOVE25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 16 (view)

Site Errors... Posted: 9/26/2004 11:23:03 PM
as i am typing this the author line on my screen shows me as admin, which i am not lol

SHADOWLOVE25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 22 (view)

Re: What kind of car do you drive? Posted: 9/26/2004 10:59:46 PM
'00 ford F150 4x off road... but i miss my firebird and maybe my stealth most of all

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 14 (view)

Re: '94 assault weapons ban Posted: 9/25/2004 2:10:12 AM
btw if anybody cares what was used in columbine it was these http://columbine.free2host.net/weap/knives.jpg http://columbine.free2host.net/weap/kshotgun.jpg http://columbine.free2host.net/weap/hpumpshotgun.jpg http://columbine.free2host.net/weap/ktec9.jpg http://columbine.free2host.net/weap/hrifle.jpg i had to find them but i remember because we did a story on the bombs they had made and how easy it was for them to get the materials as none of them were illegal (the materials i mean) Bomb Tally: 48 -- Carbon Dioxide bombs 27 -- Pipe bombs 11 -- 1.5 gallon propane bombs 2 -- 20 pound propane bombs 7 -- gas or napalm bombs

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 13 (view)

Re: '94 assault weapons ban Posted: 9/25/2004 2:04:26 AM
no harm no foul blueyed. most news organizations dont bother to elaborate when it comes to a story like that, or guns for that matter. if you hadn't noticed lately the order of the day seems to be scare the crap out of the general public and maybe they'll watch us lol.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 11 (view)

Re: '94 assault weapons ban Posted: 9/24/2004 11:59:00 PM
Posted By: bluedeyedmr on 09-24-2004 09:53 PM Subject: Re: '94 assault weapons ban Message: The kids who did Columbine would love the loosening of regulations. it is illegal to own a firearm if you are under the age of 18. it is illegal to own a pistol if under 21. so seeing as how it was already illegal for them, and they did it anyway, how would more legislation fix it? btw no "assualt weapons" were used at columbine. keep in mind that the "assualt weapons" ban did not ban or change the firepower or speed of the weapons banned. it simply banned the way a gun could look. it is already illegal to have full auto (unless you have a class 3, pay the 200 tax etc.) in the u.s. what the 94 ban did was make instant felons overnight. ex. if you owned a car and the motor broke you would fix it correct? except the gov. has made a law that has stated that if your motor breaks a certain way it is illegal. you can not take to anyone to fix (felony), you can not fix it yourself (felony) and possession of it make you a felon. what would u do?? if the sear (locking mechanism that make the gun semi-automatic) on my rifle were to wear down (which it does from normal usage) the sliver of metal that makes it semi would slip and it would runaway full auto. it does not stop when the trigger is let off. this makes it illegal. were that to happen i couldn't take it to a gunsmith to fix (because in addition to owning a now illegal firearm they would be working on one and they won't) i can't fix it myself (illegal to modify a full auto weapon) and i am not allowed to own it in that condition nor can i sell it. now if that were to occur what is one to do??

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 5 (view)

Re: USA Posted: 9/24/2004 11:37:26 PM
its the frog in a pot syndrome. if you take a frog and throw it into a pot of boiling water it will jump out. however if you place that frog in a pot of room temperature water and slowly bring it up to boil, he will swim around happily until he croaks.(pun intended) same with the us and all of the recent (over the past 20-30years) laws. it moves slowly and u dont realize you've lost everything until its too late.

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 44 (view)

Re: What's your battle-cry? Posted: 9/22/2004 2:05:19 AM
'jest need to get a run at 'er hey y'all watch this git 'r' done i like tater tots

shadowlove25

Joined: 8/27/2004

Msg: 3 (view)

Re: try this again...hi :) Posted: 9/22/2004 1:55:13 AM
nor me either. but hi from kentucky anyways

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