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bernmiester

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Does a pet sense true character? Posted: 7/27/2009 8:10:11 PM
My pet raccoon always tries to snuggle up to my girl. But she is scared of him. She usually just nicley puts him down on the floor when he climbs up on her lap. I think he can sense that and does that just to bug her. When my best friend shows up he is nowhere to be found. A girl I dated back in '99 had three Rotwielers and two of the three where comfortable with me. So I do think pets can sense something about people.

bernmiester

Joined: 5/9/2006

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Favorite Family Guy Lines Posted: 7/5/2009 8:00:49 PM
I saw the one where Stewie discovers he enjoys getting physically hurt by Lois. One part he is trying to get her to hit him he says: "Well now! Let's not be so hasty! I mean I did force you to act at me. Shouldn't that be worth cutting a nostril?" And later in the show He's begging her to beat him. "Oh Come on! ****Slap me! Rub dirt in my eyes! Violate me with a wine bottle! Make me wear panties! My god! I've got problems don't I?

bernmiester

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Does anyone have anything good to say about their EX? Posted: 7/5/2009 7:04:26 PM
Nope..... None of us get along. So we have an uneasy truce

bernmiester

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I'm in the 2% Posted: 3/29/2009 4:26:35 PM
I thought of a yellow cordless drill. I guess I'm way out to where the busses dont run. Bern...

bernmiester

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Post a JOKE Posted: 3/29/2009 4:17:20 PM
The Devil And The Golfer A golfer lining up for a difficult putt mutters to himself, "Boy, I hope I can make this in one try." A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the putt and says, "OK." He sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole." The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle. Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle. As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you, because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."

bernmiester

Joined: 5/9/2006

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sex injuries? Posted: 3/26/2009 12:08:01 PM
I have scars from nails digging in and scratching from my first serious girlfriend. Nothing scince then. Except the occasainal one nighter and popping out while they are between shaves. Ouch! And once a case of carpet burn. My friend in Calgary told me his tounge stud caught on his girls clit ring. I laughed my head off at that. But I have heard that several times. Bern...

bernmiester

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Things to say when getting a colonoscopy Posted: 3/25/2009 5:48:47 PM
"Don't hurt the Gerbil." Bern...

bernmiester

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Could you live with clone of yourself? Posted: 3/25/2009 12:06:49 AM
Well fighting over the TV and Internet would be about ther only fighting going on. I am my own best friend as it is. And I could use a drinking buddy, but he had better have his own or share when I need some. Bern...

bernmiester

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You Know You Watch Family Guy Too Much When... Posted: 3/23/2009 2:58:13 AM
.......You sing "Bird Bird Bird....The bird is The Word.......B B B Bird Bird Bird The Bird Is The Word Dontchya Know About The Bird?....Everybodys Knows About The Bird... I have a shirt with brian on it and he is saying "What? This is only my second drink? And he is holding a huge cup in his hand. My favorite show of all time.

bernmiester

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favorate....after sex activity Posted: 3/23/2009 1:21:22 AM
Deflate her till the next session.

bernmiester

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Losing your virginity. Good,bad or funny Posted: 3/22/2009 7:28:49 PM
Mine was interesting. Is there a category for unsure? Well I was 17 she was 19. It was both our first time. Well, sorta. We had both done a few things before each other. We would do a lot of dry humping and give each other oral. Other times, We would get real daring and get naked and she would let me rub my penis between her vaginal lips and we called that sex. So we go on a long walk one day after we had "Sex". On this walk she asks if I want to have sex later. I say we had some an hour or so ago. She looks at me and kisses me and says No, This is the real thing. So continue our walk and go back to her place and start our fun. We totally are onto it and she is nervous. As am I. I'm on top of her and she guides me into her. I slowly and gentely enter her and she shrieks. That startles me as she lifts herself up and digs her nails into my forearms, causing me to push further into her. She lets out another half shriek and wiggles out from underneath me crying. I hold onto her and after a few minutes we try again. I am on top again and my arms are on either side of her and her bottom is propped up on a pillow. I slowly try to go in slowly again. she lets out a gasp and flings her arms out from her sides. Her sides wich my arms are against. My hands fly out from my side and I land on her smacking my forhead onto the bridge of her nose. And I went all the way into her when I fell on her. She threw me off her (at this time I weighed as much as a house cat) and I went flying onto the floor. It was interesting having to explain why she had a swollen nose and black eye and my forearms and biceps had long scars on them. Still have them to this day. That night was one to remember for sure.

bernmiester

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What have u named your privates? Posted: 3/22/2009 5:38:42 PM
I, in all honesty I have never named my Areas. Two of my Exes did however. One girl in high school called it "Popper" as it was her first one. The second called it "Rock it". When she was in the mood she would say "I wanna rock it" and give me the look. The same ex called hers "Madge" and my Ex wife called hers "Kitty". I cannot think of the name Kitty without getting a slight grin on my face. She kinda ruined an innocent title for me. Interesting thread.

bernmiester

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What kid habits will you never outgrow? Posted: 3/22/2009 3:56:27 PM
-Watching nature shows. -Getting stung by Hornets, Wasps, Bees. -Going on all day walks and not telling anybody where I am going. -Being a smart mouth. -Being fascinated by neat looking machinery. -Touching my pets noses. -Eating wierd and unusual foods. I was the only kid that actually liked liver. -Sitting over the heat vent with a blanket over me. not too often anymore. -Fascinated by gory, gross things. That's about all I can think of for now. Others have already been mentioned. Bern...

bernmiester

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Do you still think about your ex? Posted: 3/6/2008 11:13:22 AM
I still think about my ex fiance even though that was 15 yrs ago. We where really close and we connected so well. To this day I have never felt the feelings i had for her that I have when with another partner.She will always have a special place in my heart. When I think of her I always say to my self "I hope she is safe, well, and happy."

bernmiester

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If a woman drove a 'better' car than you.... Posted: 2/23/2008 2:48:06 AM
As long as her truck does not look better or lower than mine ,then no problem. my truck is a low ridding one, the paint needs some work though. Bern...

bernmiester

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Morning sex Posted: 2/23/2008 2:35:10 AM
Man! beer through the nose hurts. thanks for the laugh anyways.

bernmiester

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 2/20/2008 2:06:46 AM
Here is I copied and pasted......I have not seen or heard this one for a long time. Enjoy all! Senior Night......................... It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting hall, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly, ------it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the Hypnotist...... It took three weeks to clean up the senior center .

bernmiester

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Joke of the day !! Posted: 1/30/2008 1:30:39 AM
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its' history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro. "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little sht. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh sht, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003

bernmiester

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Wierd things our pets eat Posted: 1/29/2008 3:15:26 AM
I had a kitten that used to eat popcorn and still did as she got older. I could never go get something to drink without coming back and finding her head in the bowl and happily munching away.

bernmiester

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TALKIN' DIRTY ON THE BUS Posted: 1/25/2008 1:16:23 AM
Ya just won Five $..........

bernmiester

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 1/25/2008 1:11:26 AM
Saw one today that reads: "Jesus is coming! look busy."

bernmiester

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things you would never hear a wife say Posted: 1/25/2008 1:07:35 AM
-oh no honey! there is nothing wrong with you. It must be me. -You're right! we don't need pets. -Hey! look at her! isn't she a babe?

bernmiester

Joined: 5/9/2006

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Joke of the day !! Posted: 1/22/2008 11:58:13 PM
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

bernmiester

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 1/22/2008 11:54:12 PM
I Need A Beer. I only drink on days that end in "Y" Saw one that said: "Don't make me come down there!" GOD! And another that had tiny lettering... "Nosy little f***er aren't you?"

bernmiester

Joined: 5/9/2006

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Things not to bring on a first date Posted: 1/22/2008 11:41:50 PM
a U-haul van with all your possessions in it and saying "Ready to move in."

bernmiester

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Irish Jokes!!! Posted: 1/22/2008 1:42:01 AM
Good ones. I like 1, 2, 3, and 5 the best.

bernmiester

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unwelcome visitors... Posted: 1/22/2008 1:32:06 AM
Try this link and hopefully It may be of some help. http://www.hawkeye.ca/animal_control/opossums.shtml

bernmiester

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Funny Names For Kids Posted: 1/22/2008 1:12:59 AM
Some friends of our family named their triplets...April, May and June. there was a chiropractor here in the city whose initials were A.H. Just. ahjust....get it?

bernmiester

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 1/21/2008 5:10:01 PM
Maybe not that funny but had to share. A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

bernmiester

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On Growing Older Posted: 1/20/2008 11:50:28 PM
getting old is when: You can't trust a fart.

bernmiester

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how to politely say back off Posted: 5/27/2006 2:37:15 AM
Based on past experience, sometimes there in no nice way to say something other than say it. It may hurt, But I would rather be hurt with the flat out truth. no matter wich side of the deal I am on. That's just me. hope things work out for ya. (the joking responses where comical.) Bern...

bernmiester

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 5/27/2006 2:26:40 AM
Hello all. I am a Calgarian on here and just wanting to meet some new people for the time being. Hope everybody is doing well. Take care, be safe and well. Bern...

bernmiester

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Lilac festival Posted: 5/27/2006 2:16:46 AM
Is there one specified area we all meet at for sure yet? Just asking in case plans change? Bern...

bernmiester

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Weirdest Place you have ever had sex (and did you get caught) Posted: 5/25/2006 9:29:28 PM
In the grandstand at the calgary Stampede. Too many parks and benches to count. Devonian Gardens. Family change room in TD square. In the back of a taxi. Right next to train tracks. And girlfriends house in living room while parents where in bed watching evening news and had their bedroom door open. She was getting quite loud and I know they heard. Never got caught. Well, so far. Bern...

bernmiester

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Lilac festival Posted: 5/24/2006 6:47:55 PM
Ok I'm in. hope to see some of ya there. Bern...

bernmiester

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whats the silliest thing youve ever done? Posted: 5/24/2006 6:29:59 PM
For me it was saying to a girl that I have a thing for her that wont go away. Kinda like a rash. I got that from a Garfield cartoon. what a bad time to use my humor. Bern...

bernmiester

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What's the Biggest Age Difference? Posted: 5/24/2006 4:26:09 AM
I was 20 and she was 43. I was actualy hangigng out with her kids at the time. don't think I would ever have done it again.

bernmiester

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Geminis Posted: 5/24/2006 4:16:01 AM
Do you think that with us that means split personanities? I was told in my case It means a split personallity. I am considered a borderline cause my birthday is the 21st. and some say that it is Taurus. so i guess that means that I am bull headed and can't make up my mind. Bern...

bernmiester

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What's your favorite type of bar/pub?? Posted: 5/24/2006 4:08:08 AM
One that I can sit down in and not get interfereance at. as in people I don't know sitting at my table asking for a beer or a cigrette.

bernmiester

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what were you like in highschool? Posted: 5/24/2006 3:55:21 AM
I was the outcast. But well known. Still am from what I hear.

bernmiester

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Where did all the people go?! Posted: 5/24/2006 2:44:11 AM
I'm new here so I hope I can provide you with some entertainment with some of my posts.

bernmiester

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military supporter. Posted: 5/24/2006 1:42:15 AM
Just wondering if there are any military members on here. active or reseve or past. I am a civiallian and I thank you for your service. take care and be safe. bern...

bernmiester

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the nicest thing someone has ever said to you Posted: 5/24/2006 12:46:07 AM
At work, my sous chef named susie said if i lose you I an F****d. I want you to stay.

bernmiester

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Is there an instruction manual on being single Posted: 5/23/2006 11:41:06 PM
I have had no problem being single. but then I don't get out much.

bernmiester

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Talking/walking in sleep??! Posted: 5/23/2006 11:36:54 PM
My ex was sleepwalking and Pee'd on the floor. she don't rememeber it that I recall of.

bernmiester

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Do Men liked 2 be chased? Posted: 5/23/2006 11:26:09 PM
I like being chased. but nobody seems interested as of late.

bernmiester

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another newbie... Posted: 5/22/2006 4:34:14 PM
Saying hello to everybody here. I joined up a couple of weeks ago but now I am going to try and give a shot at starting some posts. :

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