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Laughter First

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Msg: 85 (view)

the post that never ends Posted: 5/13/2006 12:15:09 PM
wouldn't that make it a double negative so you'd be okay... I guess thats how to get around the problem.

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/13/2006 9:08:22 AM
I wake up to find that we pudding has joined our discussion... as much of a fan as I am of pudding, I think a bathtub full is a little too much, and it lacks the excitement of jello.

Laughter First

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Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!! Posted: 5/12/2006 9:19:21 PM
Jesus walks into a Holiday Inn, tosses 3 nails on the counter and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?" A personal favorite of mine...

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 9:03:36 PM
well bravo to you then... i'd like to see the shoes to go with a jello dress.... I on the other hand have 3 pairs of shoes total, and with them I can accessories my whole closet...

Laughter First

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Msg: 65 (view)

the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:57:25 PM
you would be very funny in head to to jello, but the question is, where would you find a matching pair of shoes and purse to complete the ensemble... think Gucci has a line to go along...

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:51:43 PM
when you get all dressed up, take some pictures and send them for advertising, bet you'd be a first for them.... and while you're at it, postem, I could use the laugh.

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:46:12 PM
would a jello bra add some jiggle to your goods.... and if we were going to start outfitting our woman in jello, I would be able to use the phrase "i could eat you up" more often.

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:37:55 PM
Peachy, there is always room for jello, first date or not...

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:33:39 PM
how about this... jello makes for great finger food to feed to you're date... now i think it fits the bill....

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:31:31 PM
If you're girlfriend left you for that biker... skip the jello, go right to the vodka...

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:30:46 PM
would a jello wrestling thong be edible... seems only right that it would be... mmm.. fruit rollup undies...

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:28:25 PM
what I want to see is if they can make glow in the dark jello, like a glow stick, that would make for some good eaten there....

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:20:54 PM
try googling... my new favorite verb... jigglers while you're at it, I don't see any special magic jiggle giving ingredient... we could try some test batches and see what happened I guess?

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 8:11:27 PM
was thier a recipe for them, i thought you just use cookie cutters when making them...

Laughter First

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which one would u prefer, having sex with 19 years old man or masturebath Posted: 5/12/2006 8:08:39 PM
Just goes to show, woman don't need us men for the mechanicals of pleasure anymore.... now we will just have to find another use for ourselves... I think opening pickle jars may still be our claim to fame.

Laughter First

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Still a virgin or are you scared? Posted: 5/12/2006 8:06:20 PM
As someone who lost their virginity before even realizing what it was, my thoughts are that the majority of virgins think that sex needs to be about love and connection with a partner, and though its much better that way, and probably for the first time it should be... you can enjoy sex and have a great time without the depth of love. It is a different kind of sex then though...

Laughter First

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which one would u prefer, having sex with 19 years old man or masturebath Posted: 5/12/2006 8:01:13 PM
is this you're way of finding out what your chances with the ladies are? Interesting method... I'll add to the question for ladies who choose masterbation, at what age does the guy start to compete with your battery operated buddy?

Laughter First

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 7:58:32 PM
I just saw a recipe for pink jello salad that included cottage cheese... yuck...

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 7:57:16 PM
yeah, you better watch it, keep 'em short or you ruin the whole point...

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 7:51:41 PM
wouldn't red and yellow make orange?.... Now purple jello, that sounds good.

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 7:47:02 PM
Pink would probably require some creative mixing, but nothings impossible with the right motivation.

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 7:43:07 PM
i played with that a little in college... very messy, always good for a laugh.

Laughter First

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Why don't tall men choose to date tall women? Posted: 5/12/2006 7:41:31 PM
what do ladies consider a tall man?

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the post that never ends Posted: 5/12/2006 7:33:26 PM
Does this jello have any vodka in it? Not that it matters, the red is always better.

Laughter First

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Fishin for some direction Posted: 5/11/2006 8:56:10 PM
Okay, so I'm new to the online dating scene and am trying to get a handle on it. I've read through the guides and advice from everyone with a keyboard and what can I say... this is quite the place to hear opinions. Now, I've done what I can to put together a profile that fits the bill for interesting reading that gives a glimpse into my soul... and yes, I double checked that I haven't violated any of the rules from on high... dripping with sarcasm. Now what I wonder is, how well does online dating really work, and this site in particular. I'm an intelligent guy ( look I even spelled it right) so I don't expect the seas to part and beautiful interesting woman to fill my mailbox with sentiments of "where have you been my whole life", all I'm hoping for is some stimulating converstation (of the mind you perverts :p ) and maybe to make a few friends along the way. I'm on some of the other sites out there, just having found this one, and am really disappointed at the lack of interaction with others. I know patience is golden but I wonder, after having read so many other similar comments do most of the people on these sites actively participate and respond to emails? Any thoughts from all you vetrans out there? The forums, on the other hand, do seem to get thier share of traffic so I'll try hanging out in here when I'm looking for something to do when I'm too wired to sleep. Happy hunting everyone.

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