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 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 45 (view)
 
Period sex......ooohhhh or eeewwww??
Posted: 3/17/2010 10:24:58 PM
I personally have no problems doing this, I have before and will again. I don't see the big problem with it, except for the smell sometimes.
The only thing I'll refuse to do is oral, I have enough iron and red meats in my diet already to know that I don't need more, sorry, just ain't going to happen.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 3441 (view)
 
GUYS!!! If you met the right woman, could you wait for the sex till marriage?
Posted: 3/16/2010 8:24:48 AM
I'm sure I COULD wait, but the better question is if I'd want to. I probably would if she was the "right" girl, but this is all circumstantial. If she mentioned it on the first date I probably wouldn't mind, atleast it shows that she knows what she wants, which is more than I can say for most other women my age. I'd probably stick around and see where it goes.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 3440 (view)
 
GUYS!!! If you met the right woman, could you wait for the sex till marriage?
Posted: 3/16/2010 8:24:38 AM
I'm sure I COULD wait, but the better question is if I'd want to. I probably would if she was the "right" girl, but this is all circumstantial. If she mentioned it on the first date I probably wouldn't mind, atleast it shows that she knows what she wants, which is more than I can say for most other women my age. I'd probably stick around and see where it goes.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 51 (view)
 
A true age gap under the covers...
Posted: 3/15/2010 9:45:27 PM
Age, along with weight and height are just numbers. Learn to accept them without judgement, and life will be simplier, and obviously you'll be happier.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
career and goal oriented woman
Posted: 3/15/2010 10:56:12 AM
Because they don't want to be the one to pay for everything, and have to support someone who can't pull their own weight because they just don't want to, and haven't tried to.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 36 (view)
 
get a read, get a look, never get a reply--what's wrong???
Posted: 3/11/2010 2:25:07 PM
Lol at mistype, that made me laugh good! Thanks for that J!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 34 (view)
 
get a read, get a look, never get a reply--what's wrong???
Posted: 3/11/2010 10:08:23 AM
All I can say is that respect isn't given, it's earned. Food for though.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 30 (view)
 
get a read, get a look, never get a reply--what's wrong???
Posted: 3/11/2010 8:27:37 AM
Damn dude, that was pretty harsh, think you could learn to take things with a grain of salt? She is right that some of those thigns do need to go, although I'd suggest for different reasons. No one here hates you, well except for Cinderella now, because you've given us no reason to. If you didn't like her criticism, then here is what you do: DON'T FOLLOW IT AND IGNORE IT! It's that simple, and since you are getting so huffy, go ask her for a Midol or something, it'll help you relax man, she was just rying to help, no reason to be a b**ch back to her.

Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 31 (view)
 
I need my profile reviewed.
Posted: 3/9/2010 1:50:18 PM
Maybe if you grew teeth and smiled it would help? Even in pic three you look like you're gumming your way to success... nope, nevermind still alot of fail.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
False Advertising Profiles
Posted: 3/9/2010 10:23:42 AM
Not to be rude, but you're 48 years old and complaining that a man wants raunchy photos of you... JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO! JUST BE FVCKING HAPPY THEY ASKED FOR THEM GOD! EVERYONE FEED THE TROLL!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Is my profile okay?
Posted: 3/9/2010 9:01:32 AM

That's what he said!!


What did I say again?
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Is my profile okay?
Posted: 3/9/2010 7:56:08 AM
Well, I prefer a girl with a motorcycle and that plays videogames. Something about living on the edge and the competitiveness. You don't have to move here, I hate it here myself, maybe I'll come up there, lol . Oh, and obviously, I'm not like most men, but I'll agree a good share of men are lazy, I just hate being a statistic.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Looking for a proifle review and some advice =)
Posted: 3/9/2010 7:10:56 AM
no worries, just bump this thread when you are finished with rewriting or message me.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Looking for a proifle review and some advice =)
Posted: 3/9/2010 7:03:53 AM
A little, but I rip things to shreds when I review things.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Looking for a proifle review and some advice =)
Posted: 3/9/2010 7:03:06 AM
Get more pics, and smile as much as possible(fake it if you have to, who the hell is going to know?), make sure that they aren't blurry, to dark, to bright, or to far away. Get atleast 10-12 interests, they help you get matchs. Change kids from prefer not to say to undecided/open, it looks better and if you do get serious with someone and they want to have kids, but you still don't well you can always say that you never said you did. Take off the restrictions, what if the person you want to meet is 76 miles away?


I am a recent college grad in the process of figuring everything out in life./quote]
What did you get a degree in and don't mention you are figuring things it makes you sound like you don't know what you want to do which is negative.


I am spending a lot of time working on and producing my own music.

What type of music do you produce/sing?


I have a strong desire to be successful and I would consider myself to be very ambitious.

Cliche, what do you want to be successful in and everyone is ambitious and wants to succedd. Use elaboration in everything.


I am exploring a lot of different paths in life so I can get a taste for what I really want.

You're how old and STILL don't know what you want? Why'd you join the military, that's a career, why are you a personal trainer, or a producer? This is VERY bad if you think about it.


I'm a nice, easy-going guy who is low-maintenance and drama free. I'm pretty busy and focused these days, but I have as much fun going out or staying in.

Ooooooh, the cliche! Are you old fashioned too?


Just looking to meet people and see what happens... well, let's see what happens =)

Is there a point to repeating yourself, or do your fingers stutter?

Tell us about your personality, what you'd like to find in a relationship, what you like in women, your music, hobbies, interests, etc. Do you get the idea? Elaborate on EVERYTHING you say, we don't know what you mean when you say things, so its your JOB to tell us this. If you need an example use my profile, and if you want more personal advice bump this thread or feel free to message me.

Hope it helps, Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Looking for a proifle review and some advice =)
Posted: 3/9/2010 6:50:11 AM
Give me 15 minutes to type it up
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Is my profile okay?
Posted: 3/9/2010 6:20:15 AM
Ok, first you need more smiling pics that are close ups, the ones you have are ok, but you'd be surprised how many more replies you'll get with a pretty smile(hint: I know you have one ). You'll need atleast 10-12 interests because these help you get matched. For the love of God, take off the restrictions, I know YOU don't have a car, but what if the person that you want to meet does and is 19 or 28 and lives 76 miles away? Wouldn't that be ironic, I think so!

Ok, now for your profile.


In my spare time I love to be out in the woods hiking or hunting squirrels. ( yeah I clean em and eat em ) :P In the summer its fun to get some friends together and go down to the swimming holes. When I'm stuck in the house I like to sew, play xbox, and do alittle origami on the side. I also love reading. As of right now I got 6 books stacked next to my bed :P I currently don't have a car (hey its a life choice) but plan on getting my motorcycle license this summer.


Explain why you like hunting and if you hunt anything other than squirrels. I wouldn't talk about friends, trust me all men don't care about your friends(atleast not right now), so it's best to leave them out, plus it's a huge cliche. What kind of "swimming holes" do you go to, or where are they more or less? What do you sew, what games do you play(men LOVE video games, so this makes you super sexy already) the gorier the better, and what do you make when you do origami? What types of books do you like to read, and what are you reading right now? I completely understand you not having a car, it is a life choice and one I've made as well, but most others don't understand, so try explaining why you like it, read my profiles first paragraph for an example(hint: I don't know about other men, but a girl with a motorcycle is sexy, think you want to move to Florida?)


I guess I'm a pretty average person. I'm naturally quiet and polite to everyone so don't worry about me acting like a jerk :) I'm just looking to make some friends and hang out sometime. If things turn into something more then that would be fine by me.

I'm just looking to make some friends and hang out sometime. If things turn into something more then that would be fine by me.


Don't sell yourself short( no pun intended), you are unique like everyone else, so talk about your personality, men love knowing what you are like in your own words. Don't mention being a jerk, it's a negative and doesn't sound great, plus everyone is an a**hole(or b**ch) at one time or another, so this could be considered a lie, ok? You contradict yourself by saying that you only want friends. Look at it like this, why else would you fill out the FIRST DATE section in your profile. Think subliminal messaging here, think about changing your profile to dating, ok?

Ok, so I think you get the idea, talk about your personlity, what you like in a guy(this will insure that you make good friends), what kind of music you like(helps you get along even better), and some of your interests. Do this and you should be good to go, if you need an example look at my profile, or if you want personal advice feel free to message me.

Hope this helps, Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Is my profile okay?
Posted: 3/9/2010 6:04:06 AM
Give me 15 minutes, to type it up.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 15 (view)
 
How does mine look?
Posted: 3/9/2010 5:56:40 AM
You COULD crop your friend out, but do you really think women are going to think it's a guy? I mean honestly, come on, a guy wouldn't cut out his friend from a photo, and you are so close to each other that it'll be very obvious it's a woman.

Being kind isn't really the cliche as much as genuine is. Genuine could be described as being herself, confident about who she is and not afraid to be open infront of people she doesn't even know, see what I mean? Those are qualities of being genuine, but you could also add your own unique ideas as to what you consider to be genuine.

I wouldn't consider honesty in being genuine. Genuinity is pretty much being yourself no matter what and at all times. Genuine is pretty much summed up in one word: original. If honesty isn't one of her normal qualities, then it can't be included in genuinity, see my meaning? Like I said, don't assume that your reader knows what you are talking about. Try and make it as simple as possible, while getting the point across of what you want in exact details, but not being too wordy. I know it sounds hard, but really isn't. Look at mine if you need an example.

Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Review My profile please
Posted: 3/8/2010 2:08:11 PM

how do i bump a thread

Get a bigger hammer
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Mostly good responses, but some bad.
Posted: 3/8/2010 1:49:00 PM
That makes sense I didn't know that, I have a hi-def samsung plasma screen, lol. Sooo yea, it's pretty good!

Ron(this is just weird talking to myself... almost)
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Mostly good responses, but some bad.
Posted: 3/8/2010 1:17:06 PM
I disagree with Ron, I think your primary is good. Same for your profile, it definitely works for you and I wouldn't change a thing. As for the rude a**holes that say mean and cruel things, don't take it seriously, some people are just naturally pricks and have no filter in their brain or mouth(for me it's those plus my fingers). Obviously, I hate mean people too.

Good luck, Ron(oh, the cliche)



P.S. my god you are beautiful, can I have your number, haha, thought you should know, but in all seriousness, can I?
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 25 (view)
 
Am I too much of a whiner?
Posted: 3/8/2010 12:46:34 PM
Not many things disgust me in the human race, but the topic of this post is definitely one of them and quickly climing to the top of the chart.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Am I too much of a whiner?
Posted: 3/8/2010 10:05:38 AM
I'm with majic here, I went and pulled my trash can up to my leg for fear of hurling.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Am I too much of a whiner?
Posted: 3/8/2010 9:55:29 AM
Ok, this construstive criticism may hurt a little, so I hope you have on big boy pants.

First you said you deleted the foggy pics, but I still see one and what's up with the eye and city shot? Delete those they suck. Grow teeth, and smile, it makes a HUGE difference, and Halitosis doesn't. Not if you brush enough, just carry some breath spray or mints. Second change your headline, you sound needy as hell with something like that. Make it something catchy and unique, use that master level brain of yours. Third, take off the limits, what if the person you want to meet is 33 and 76 miles away, think about that. Fourth, get atleast 10-12 interests, they help you get matchs.


I work here and live somewhere else. During the week I'd like to have someone to go out to dinner with or exchange emails or just shoot the shit.

First part isn't important since you obviously only want a dinner with a girl, not like she is going over to your place or will ever see you again since that's what you want. Explain what you mean by "shoot the shit", are you doing it with a 12 guage or .45? Don't assume your reader knows anything about what you are talking about unless it's painfully obvious.


In addition to my regular job I teach a class one night a week at the community college. I am witty, fat (but working on it -hahahahahahahahahah), have a sense of the absurd, can be well mannered, clever but not wise and not a party animal. On the other hand, I bathe regularly, pay my bills and don't have any infectious diseases (except maybe a toenail fungus).

What college and what kind of class do you teach, I know you've heard of elaboration. Don't say fat, it's negative, have a positive image of yourself and the ladies will too! Define absurd and well mannered. By saying clever, but not wise, are you saying that you good at making a joke if the opportunity arises, but not very educated? Ok, this last part made me get my trash can, so feel good because I've got a good tolerance for the sick. No one cares how often you bath, how often you pay your bills, and if you have an infectious disease. Little advice fungus isn't a disease, it's a growth of bacteria, didn't you pay attention in school?


I like baseball, science, my children, learning, maps, travel, cooking, home improvement, sci/fi & fantasy, computers, logic, Blue Oyster Cult, Gulf Coast cuisine, driving in the middle of nowhere, walking around in the woods, shooting hoops, the occasional bike ride, parakeet training, many types of music, listening to books on CD and old radio shows, watching TV, movies, plumbing, and, oh yeah, long walks on the beach and world peace.

If you are going to put this much I hope you are going to elaborate on every one of them so we know why you like them or drop the unimportant ones, like logic, learning, driving in the middle of nowhere, walking in the woods(I'm getting the idea you like murder movies), plumbing. And that last line about world peace and long walks on the beach is cliche.

First Date

I am looking for someone who can carry on a conversation at dinner about something other than reality TV or describing where she got her tattoos. Something who would actually be an improvement over eating alone. I'm not a dining snob, but I do like a nice piece of fish and maybe some wine. Fresh Fish Co. or something like it would probably be a start. I'd offer to pick you up and take you home, though I understand online safety might prevent you from accepting. I will pay and open the door for you, etc. and I don't expect anything except some interesting company. I have children whom I love and are the main focus of my life, but I won't bore you with those details during dinner.

Obviously, conversation will happen at dinner, and don't mention the other stuff like t.v. and the places she has tattoos(though I wouldn't mind listening to this one). Maybe you should look at that second sentence. "Something who would..." don't you mean someone, unless you like eating with a "man doll". The snob remake is just arrogant and rude, delete it. Don't mention online safety, it's negative. By saying this,"I will pay and open the door for you, etc. and I don't expect anything except some interesting company.", you are setting yourself up for disaster, so why are you making me write a full review of you even the first date section if you don't expect anything to come of it? Why don't you pick a girl up from a bar and offer her a free dinner with no strings attached? Why would you mention children in your date ideas?

Through this whole profile, I haven't learned(and neither of all the ladies) about what you may want in a relationship, what you like in a girl(other than conversation), or how you act personality wise. You need serious work on this. Remember to keep things short and simple, yet to the point. Give examples of your interests like music(bands) and maps(treasure, road, exploration). Leave out negatives, cliches, and pointless details(I've already mentioned like 5). You should ideally have 4-6 paragraphs with 3-5 sentences each in them in your profile. If you want personal tips/adivce feel free to message me and I'll get back to you when ever I'm on.

Hope it helps, Ron


P.S. Did the tylenol help any?
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Am I too much of a whiner?
Posted: 3/8/2010 9:31:40 AM
Give me twenty minutes and you'll have a review, but go get some tylenol so the pain doesn't hurt so much, ok?
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Why am i not getting responses
Posted: 3/8/2010 8:55:51 AM
Holy shit! I don't think I could have gotten that across any better than Mamita.

You are my new hero!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 12 (view)
 
How does mine look?
Posted: 3/8/2010 8:53:22 AM
Awww, but why? It's fun, because he did it to himself! I am nice you know that, I'm just a little... liberated.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 10 (view)
 
How does mine look?
Posted: 3/8/2010 8:39:50 AM
You've got it all wrong, it's his sister it has to be! Then again, he hasn't proven us wrong. Maybe she's just a really good "friend"? Yea, that's it!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 7 (view)
 
How does mine look?
Posted: 3/8/2010 6:46:27 AM
It's not his girlfriend, it's his sister right man? (We need a damn eye roll emoticon!)
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
How does mine look?
Posted: 3/8/2010 6:45:14 AM
First change you headline, I'm not sure who carlsburg is, but it sounds super fabulous, if you get my meaning. Second, delete your other two pics OR send me her number... just kidding delete them and send me her number, women don't like seeing men with other girls in their photos, especially one that fvcking hot! Third, get a car. Fourth, get 10-12 interests. Fifth, smoking hurts your chances of getting a date, either smoke ALL THE TIME or not at all, better yet, if you're looking to willingly kill yourself, go to your local gun store, they can help, just saying.

Now the rest of this is just from your about me section.


Some things that I love in a girl are a good sense of humour and being genuine and kind..plus a sense of drive and adventure!

Cliche, and what kind of drive(sexual, curiousity, adventure?)


Id say my best qualities are that im kind and genuine, so any girl that I get on with would have to be kind and genuine too..I can't stand people that are fake or overly selfish.

Cliche and you already said what you want in a girl, lets start getting redundant now. Oh, and the last line is so self absorbed and negative. Everyone lies and everyone is selfish, get over it.


Im at uni of Bham now doing maths. I dont think Ill end up doing anything with maths anyway as my real passion is to run my own business. I love the idea of being in charge of a business and calling the shots, and love the challenge that goes with it. Iv got a business idea atm actually that Im working on.

Care to elaborate on this business, so that the women might know if you're crazy or smart. Speaking of smart... maths... maths... what the hell is maths in this sentence, the grammar is killing me! The idea of calling the shots makes you sound bossy and arrogant as hell, take it out.


Maybe start up a business there for a while like a bar or summat. If I was a millionaire (..I mean when I am a millionare ) id be going on holiday ALL THE TIME! I love experiencing other countries and cultures.

Why a business like that? Oooooh, the irony, you'll be a millionaire when you study finance so you can run your own business, not maths. And of course you'd go on vacation all the time if you are a millionaire. Just going to say this is possibly the most self-absorbed thing I've read in here so far. But, hey atleast you have high hopes, just don't be discouraged if( I mean when) they get shattered.

I haven't learned a single thing about your personality(outside of having high expectations), what you want in a relationship, how you act in a relationship, what you want personality wise in a girl except what you said above, there is alot more you could cover. Why haven't you said honesty, it's ok if she cheats on you as long as she's everything else? Getting the idea? Avoid negative and learn to use proper spelling AND punctuation. It makes a difference. If you need an example use my profile, and feel free to message me if you want any personal tips/advice.

Hope it helps, Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
How does mine look?
Posted: 3/8/2010 6:29:46 AM
Give me thirty minutes, and in the mean time get a bottle of tylenol.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Please Review My Profile
Posted: 3/8/2010 5:44:17 AM
Also the reason I told you to elaborate on everything was because I wanted to get the point across that somethings you just honestly don't need. Make sense now?

Feel free to private message me if you need anymore advice.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Please Review My Profile
Posted: 3/8/2010 5:42:42 AM
If you need examples of what I'm talking about use my profile. A good profile has ideally 4-6 well written paragraphs with 3-5 sentences in it.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Review please.
Posted: 3/8/2010 5:40:54 AM
^^^^ possibly the most honest and funniest thing I could read right after breakfast!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
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Please Review My Profile
Posted: 3/8/2010 5:38:06 AM
Ok, well since you are a lawyer, I'm hoping you won't sue me for what I'm about to do to your profile

First, get atleast 10-12 interests. Second, delete picture two and get a close up of your face with a smile(showing teetth, this is mucho important). Third, change your headline, it's what attracts attention as much as you. Fourth, change wanting children to undecided/open, this doesn't look bad and in the end if you don't want kids with a person you met on here, well atleast you can say you never said you did. Fifth, get a car!

This next stuff is JUST from your about me section.


Even though I am originally from NYC I have a more laid back west coast type of personality. I see myself making a career in NYC but don't see myself here indefinitely.

Cool, describe how you have a laid back personality, just saying that is a cliche. Also, by saying you don't see yourself in NY indefinitely could imply that you are looking only to meet a girl while you are there and then move and leave her high, dry, and possibly pregnant(yes, my mind works that way), so it can appear negative. Try clarifying that with elaboration of where you want to move and how soon/long from now.


My hobbies include: Traveling (especially Europe),going out in the city with friends (lower east side is prob my favorite area). Was also on the tennis team in college), trying new restaurants and going back to my favorite ones (i would have to say my fav food is sushi), cooking (my best friend was a pro french chef and taught me everything I know), movies, trashy tv (think Jersey Shore & Flavor of Love), reading (was a lit. major), and currency trading (what do you know about the carry trade?). I also enjoy going to the gym and running outside (love running in central park, don't understand how people can run for long distances on a treadmill).

Ok, let me just annihilate this part. Why do you like Europe(public voyeurism, culture, history, food, etc). What places on the east side? No one cares about what you did in college as for sports, just tell us about your education. What types of food do you like the most, and what's the best restaurant that serves it? Elabortae on cooking, something like, maybe I'll cook you a fabulous meal. What are your favorite types of movies? Those t.v. shows suck and are all about superficial people, sorry personal opinion, this could be seen as you LOVE drama(*hint hint* women freaking HATE drama!). What type of books do you read, the encyclopedia? No one cares about currency trading, and if they do, it's because they are hoping you will put alot of yours in their pockets, leave this out. Why do you like central park so much?


I am a big outdoors person. In the summer I love going to the beach, hiking, camping, white water rafting; in the winter mostly skiing/snowboarding and maybe a warm vacation if I get sick of the hitting the slopes. On your average weekend night you can find me out with my friends in the city, or even just keeping it low key and cuddling watching a movie.

Why the outdoors, you were a lit. major, I'd expect you to atleast use elaboration in some of your profile, GOD! Also, elaborate on ALL those hobbies. What are you doing in the city?

Through all of this self absorbed profile(you start everything with "I", comes off as arrogant and the "it's all about me" attitude), I didn't learn about what you want in a relationship, what you want in a woman, or how you act in a relationship. Now how the hell is a woman suppose to know if she's possibly your type if you haven't described what you want? Food for thought.

Hope this helps, Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 145 (view)
 
Girls: do you let a guy cum inside you? Or always with a wrapped tool?
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:58:30 AM
Oh, I'm wrapping until I'm married and ready for kids, screw that, I'm not catching the flame that ends all game!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Woman looking at men on the internet
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:56:20 AM
Wasn't that the idea that playgirl ran with and failed horribly? They printed magazines that more gay men bought than women, that was nothing more than softcore porn for women. They've recently gone out of print.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 143 (view)
 
Girls: do you let a guy cum inside you? Or always with a wrapped tool?
Posted: 3/8/2010 4:51:12 AM
Scientifically proven fact: The more sperm a women absorbs through the uterian wall, the happier they are, google it!

As for ejaculating in her... well, my ex and I always wrapped it and she would actually beg me to do it in her. Something about the warmth and such, not like I minded. It all depends on the girl, but I'm going to say that most would enjoy it. Mostly for the reason of putting sperm(without a condom) inside a woman is the highest act of love, trust, and compassion a man and woman can have together, and doing it with a condom on is the closest you will get to this without getting pregnant.

Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Profile review please
Posted: 3/8/2010 12:04:27 AM
Use my profile as an example of what Mamita is talking about. I'm sure you'll get the idea.

Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Why does he keep pulling the
Posted: 3/8/2010 12:00:15 AM
Like you said he has trust issues. I've seen this lead to alot of beating in LTR, because the men get so angry and so delirious that they honestly think what is going on in their heads it true.

You said that you pay more attention to actions than words... obviously his actions want to leave you behind, but his mind doesn't. Why else would he always get angry over a mere coincidence? This is a man who is going to treat you horribly if you ever settle down with him. My advice, get the hell out while you are safe and unharmed.

Luck, Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
WIN A TRILLION DOLLARS FOR TELLING ME LIKE IT IS
Posted: 3/7/2010 11:49:50 PM
Profile AND first contact advice, now that's a man who covers everything!
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 12 (view)
 
no interest any ideas?
Posted: 3/7/2010 11:21:56 PM
Bump, can this dude get another opinion.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 28 (view)
 
plz review my profile tell me what wrong with it
Posted: 3/7/2010 10:35:35 PM
Lol, if you're going to message me and want a reply, I should assume you have FEMALE taken off of your mail settings lol, try and fix that bro, my opinion is in your mail box.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 6 (view)
 
updated my sexy profile lemme know what you think
Posted: 3/7/2010 10:16:35 PM
As promised, I'm back now lets get to work. Other than what I stated above do the following:


Here's some stuff about me!

Obvious this is about you, it's your profile, I'd delete it.


I am a wicked corn ball. I think I got most of my morals and values through watching Batman lol. I really do believe in good. I'd like to fight crime and defend damsels in distress lol.

Sooooo, parents did nothing for you as far as morals and upbringing? Believe in good all you want, but I'm pretty sure everyone does, delete it. If you want to fight crime and all that jazz, go become a police officer and nickname yourself Demolition Man or Judge Dred. Oh, and I forgot , get the idea?


I'm currently trying to just save up a few bucks so that I can get certified in bar tending and then in body piercing.

Elaborate on this, why do you want to get certified in those specific things?


I'm all about the rock and roll... The past like two months I cant stop listening to Weezer and the solo stuff the singer did. I just am completely in love with it.

Cool, but what else do you listen to?


Some day I will own the coolest, hottest coffee shop you ever saw. I want to give people the best drinks and food they ever had and create a great place to hang out or read a book or work on theyre lap top or see a show etc. I know growing up out here in Northborough we would have loved to have a place like what I am working on. These days kids have nothing to do but drive around smoking pot and getting into trouble. I'm kind of inspired by the old 60's coffee shops you hear about and from living in Cambridge for a short time.

Great dream, that is a good exampe of what you want to do, but leave out the drugs that's horribly negative and irrelavent.


I would love to aimlessly travel around the country for a while and see what its like in other parts of the states.

Cool, but be specific if you can, certain states, countries, cities.


I like to go out and have fun. Bars, shows, concerts, parties, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, that kinda thing.

Never knew that slowly and willingly killing yourself was fun, let me go try that real quick. As for the rest, why do you like that stuff and where do you go as for bars, coffees shops, shows.


Feeling good, a cup of coffee, being awesome at something, coming thru for someone, being a hero, love, making people laugh, wining, getting satisfaction,taking time off from work, finding something new I like, doing something just because, coming up with a good lick on guitar or bass, making my girl smile, telling my life story, having epiphanies, the city, the sound of rain, having money in the bank, tasting something delicious, lounging, good music, parties, adventures, road trips, good stories, crazy people, driving a stick shift, serving justice, Batman, having a connection with someone, singing along to the radio even though I cant sing, goofing off, air hockey, and plenty more I’m sure.

Good God, holy mother of Jesus! I never thought I'd see that many cliches in one place ever again, I think you even beat ~Majic~ on this one, now let me comment on everyone of these and have fun. Everyone likes feeling good, a good cup of coffee. Everyone is awesome at something. How do you come thru for someone(sexually, negatively, positively, friendly?). Who doesn't want to be a hero, or be in love, or make people laugh, or winning. Getting satisfaction makes you sound arrogant. Everyone likes time off work, duh! Something new as in....? You lick guitars...? Everyone will make their girl smile, it's how and why you do it that counts. Getting the point yet...

Through this whole thing I didn't learn what you want in a relationship, who you are looking for personality wise, how you act in a relationship, what your personality is, though from what I tell it's quirky and laid back. You need to tell women what you are looking for. Elaboration is key, and by the way, grammar makes a HUGE difference, so run this through a word processor like MS Word.

Hope this helps, Ron
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Review please.
Posted: 3/7/2010 9:40:38 PM
It's a joke, sense of humor much? And it doesn't really matter if you were dancing with them or not. In the words of ~Majic~ the reason women don't like sports is because they hate competition, same applies to dating, think about it.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Review please.
Posted: 3/7/2010 8:35:07 PM
I"m only going to comment on photos, first can you send me their numbers? Second, women hate seeing you with other women in your photos, especially the one with you holding her in your arms, BIG NO NO! Definitely going to have to delete them all or photoshop the ladies out, or both.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 2 (view)
 
WIN A TRILLION DOLLARS FOR TELLING ME LIKE IT IS
Posted: 3/7/2010 2:31:24 PM
If you're not prepared for hater type feedack I hope you brought Midol with you, just saying. Just from your last sentence it already seems like you are arrogant. I won't review you I've stopped reviewing profiles that small.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Lactose Intolerant and breastfeeding?
Posted: 3/7/2010 10:14:36 AM
Yea, breast feeding isn't a problem after all YOU aren't injesting the milk, your child is, so how does your lactose intolerance come into play? It isn't transferable like a disease, but if your child is lactose intolerant then maybe, but doubtful since breast milk is mostly fat anyways to help the kid grow and develope faster.
 Ill_Make_You_Smile
Joined: 1/3/2010
Msg: 43 (view)
 
Quote a line
Posted: 3/7/2010 9:47:10 AM
HO, HO, HO, PIMP!- from the office
 
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