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 Author Thread: What is wrong with being an Atheist??
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 47 (view)
 
What is wrong with being an Atheist??
Posted: 6/24/2006 7:04:17 AM
if you aint above me
then you ba-low me
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 32 (view)
 
What is wrong with being an Atheist??
Posted: 6/15/2006 5:03:17 PM
athiest=slimebag
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 381 (view)
 
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/15/2006 4:57:45 PM
when your mind makes a promise that your body cant fulfill
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
A chapter closes.............a new one begins
Posted: 6/14/2006 5:02:40 AM
sorry you're leaving POF
i was hoping i could get a nice POA
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Where does one meet TALL women
Posted: 6/5/2006 7:37:41 PM
just look up pal
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 197 (view)
 
Women...would you pay for sex with a man?
Posted: 6/5/2006 7:14:20 PM
you girls probably would on sale day
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
how big can a clitoris get....
Posted: 6/5/2006 7:05:51 PM
well they are the direct descendants of the worlds oldest breathing land mammal,
the clitosaurus rex
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Pity Sex....Does It Exist? When should you.....
Posted: 6/5/2006 6:56:20 PM
yes it does
i do well in the naked lady department
but years ago (when i was still a fine lookin dude) lol
i was divorcing and had my 4 kids and 2 stepkids
i couldnt get laid in a morgue lol
a girl who works in a restaurant my friends owned showed up at my door
she put some of the best pity sex imaginable on me
wow, these forums drag up old memories what a pity
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 86 (view)
 
Loners - what gives ?
Posted: 6/3/2006 9:29:43 PM
i'm sure there are lots of reasons, lots of people only want want they cannot have
theey spend their lives alone., and some people are so selfish and conceited they dont know theyre alone
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Have Any Of You Ever Flashed Someone Or Streaked?
Posted: 6/3/2006 9:22:54 PM
in 1983 i was working on a construction site in houston
when ronald reagans motorcade drove by
you would'nt believe 10 ironworkers dropped em and mooned the entire entourage
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
is it ok for a girl to ask a guy to marry her?
Posted: 5/29/2006 4:02:32 PM
Yes, just don't beg
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 892 (view)
 
Immortals....
Posted: 5/25/2006 7:35:34 AM
la la la la la la la la la la, i love you
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 127 (view)
 
Why are men threatened by an Independent, educated woman???
Posted: 5/24/2006 9:20:50 PM
actually it's the opposite with me
intelligent women are rightfully threatened by me
cuz they go through all the motions of becomming educated and intelligent,and with great humility and candor
and i come by and skroo their brains out
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 114 (view)
 
Why are men threatened by an Independent, educated woman???
Posted: 5/24/2006 4:59:17 PM
most over educated high credential ladies generally need power tools
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 316 (view)
 
Favorite Retro Song
Posted: 5/24/2006 8:34:46 AM
anything on that hendrix tribute cd
it's all new bands playing jimi songs wow
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 272 (view)
 
the nicest thing someone has ever said to you
Posted: 5/24/2006 5:39:22 AM
i've had some nice comments made to me over the years
but my all time favorite?
" shut up and do me"
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 157 (view)
 
Dating a guy with no car...
Posted: 5/23/2006 5:15:51 PM
i had a car , then my son got his license
i don't know where it went
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 314 (view)
 
Favorite Retro Song
Posted: 5/22/2006 4:27:47 PM
i seem to only like the obscure songs like
"sugar daddy" by the thompson twins

you're gonna miss me, by thirteenth floor elevator

any spooky tooth is super cool

or ,get this,,,,,,my boy lollipop by millie small (motown)
lol
weird huh
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 71 (view)
 
Does anybody else out there think golf is for pussys?
Posted: 5/22/2006 4:15:15 PM
winston churchill, now that's a ****
the only people who don't like golf are the ones who never went golfing
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Would you forgive your EX when they've committed Adultry?
Posted: 5/22/2006 1:45:19 PM
if there are children involved ,then yes do whatever it takes to forgive, trust me just do it
if there are no kids then operation ditch the **** should be should be implemented at 0 -800 hours
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 262 (view)
 
the nicest thing someone has ever said to you
Posted: 5/22/2006 9:39:58 AM
my ex girlfriend's dad sent me a x mas card addressed to santa claus
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 36 (view)
 
If you were the last man on earth, would you still wait for 'the one', or would you get busy?
Posted: 5/22/2006 9:33:23 AM
in this scenario there would still be great hope for the human race
there's plenty of me to go around
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 77 (view)
 
Why are men threatened by an Independent, educated woman???
Posted: 5/22/2006 8:32:21 AM
i'm not threatened whatsoever
i can only love that which i admire
my ex-wife? now thats threatening yikes
good thing she was declawed long ago
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 50 (view)
 
do people turn to the same sex more after reaching 40?
Posted: 5/22/2006 7:55:43 AM
you seem to really have a grip
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
most beautiful thing you have experienced so far?
Posted: 5/22/2006 6:44:54 AM
when i was 14 i had a near death experience
and remember going up,
beautiful does'nt describe
nothing does
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 90 (view)
 
What's the Biggest Age Difference?
Posted: 5/22/2006 6:35:21 AM
love is blind crippled and crazy
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 45 (view)
 
do people turn to the same sex more after reaching 40?
Posted: 5/22/2006 5:18:37 AM
sounds to me like you finally came out of your respective closets
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 41 (view)
 
do people turn to the same sex more after reaching 40?
Posted: 5/21/2006 7:53:10 PM
did'nt see the love story
but i think i got the punchline
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 38 (view)
 
do people turn to the same sex more after reaching 40?
Posted: 5/21/2006 7:42:40 PM
does anyone have a differentiating opinion that will contrastwith these 2 brokeback mountain daredevils?
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 32 (view)
 
do people turn to the same sex more after reaching 40?
Posted: 5/21/2006 6:13:18 PM
big red flag
you should drop the L from your name
it's very misleading
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 24 (view)
 
do people turn to the same sex more after reaching 40?
Posted: 5/21/2006 1:01:57 PM
my inner woman left me too
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
treasure maps
Posted: 5/21/2006 12:48:55 PM
that was an interesting story
i will treasure
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Does anybody else out there think golf is for pussys?
Posted: 5/21/2006 8:40:10 AM
golf is the coolest sport
#1 you're ouside on a nice day #2 you play a game with your buddies #3 you get to get drunk #4you get to swear alot #5 you get to pee in the woods #6 guys just like playing with their balls
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
treasure maps
Posted: 5/20/2006 8:19:18 PM
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANY REAL STORIES OF LOST OR SUNKEN TREASURES?
OR WAYS OF FINDING IT? OVER THE YEARS I HAVE HEARD OF A FEW, LIKE A GUY OWNED A RESTAURANT IN THE KEYS, HE FOUND A GALEON AND BEGAN TO BRING UP DUBLOONS AND STUFF,THE GOVERNMENT FOUND OUT AND DEMANDED THE MAP TO THE TREASURE AND HE REFUSED AND THEY WENT TO COURT, CAN YOU GUESS WHO WON?YEP
ON THE DAY HE WAS TO TURN IN THE MAP, THE G- MEN CAME IN HIS RESTAURANT AND DEMANDED THE MAP,AND HE SAID "HOW MANY YOU WANT?
HE HAD THE MAP PRINTED ON EVERY PAPER PLACE MAT IN HIS RESTAURANT
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 83 (view)
 
What will be the next big trend in music?
Posted: 5/20/2006 7:45:30 PM
whatever is next it will be from black musicians (maybe not from the usa for once)
thats where all new trails are blazed
duh
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 90 (view)
 
What's up with young guys coming on to older women?
Posted: 5/19/2006 10:11:06 PM
i was 8 before i was 7
will you be my mommy?
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 880 (view)
 
The Beatles~ Honey Pie
Posted: 5/19/2006 9:42:22 AM
you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd




roger miller
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 79 (view)
 
What's up with young guys coming on to older women?
Posted: 5/19/2006 9:24:26 AM
bananaman sums it up
what else is there to say
high five dood
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 61 (view)
 
What's up with young guys coming on to older women?
Posted: 5/18/2006 8:17:15 PM
generally speaking
and upon closer observation lol
young guys will do anything that moves (dont move)
thats why old chicks get some of the overload
young guys are also generally too stupid for girls their age
so they find some stupid old chick
generally
on the other hand love is blind crippled and crazy
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 30 (view)
 
The Definition of nice please..
Posted: 5/18/2006 1:37:24 PM
mama says nice is as nice does
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
When Is Too Young To Give Out Allowance?
Posted: 5/18/2006 11:13:16 AM
i was forced to put my stepson on allowance at 4 years old
and he loved me for it
you see, i met a girl who had a one year old
i raised him till age 9 then dumped his mom and lost him very sad to say

i would take him to meet his dad for weekly visits and would always stick a couple twenties in my son's pocket cuz i knew his daddy was el broko,
i called it his allowance, and they we're both overjoyed
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 90 (view)
 
How do you feel about beggers on the streets?
Posted: 5/18/2006 10:56:50 AM
i give them money sometimes
understanding they feel at home in thier homelessness
what means so much to you and what you value
is in contrast to their perceptions
takes all kinds
most homeless are men who probably had their hopes and dreams vanish
and just drink and let themselves go
trying to relieve their feelings of disapointment
i pose to you, we are all succeptible
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 181 (view)
 
Breastfeeding in public...approve or disapprove?
Posted: 5/18/2006 10:30:26 AM
breastfeeding in public is fine
babies get hungry and must be fed

aaaaaaaaaand we get to see some tit lol
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 377 (view)
 
You know you're old when...
Posted: 5/18/2006 10:26:50 AM
when you can remember when the dead sea was sick
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 53 (view)
 
Why can't guys think of interesting things to do on dates.
Posted: 5/18/2006 9:25:11 AM
it comes down to the bottom line
we want the most interseting thing there is
get it?
if not
get some
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 54 (view)
 
What's up with young guys coming on to older women?
Posted: 5/18/2006 9:09:40 AM
no dear girl
i do not have the brightest bulb
but it is what it is
i'm a dreamer too, so i can sympathize
with these deprived depraved horny "old hags" (quote from a 20 year old who was thinking out loud in my presence)
i generalize cuz it's pretty obvious
welcome to the rat race
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 50 (view)
 
What's up with young guys coming on to older women?
Posted: 5/18/2006 8:24:02 AM
grls girls girls
young guys are so freaking grossed out by your appearance
they think you are and old bag 20 year olds think 30 year olds are old hags
to keep things in perspective, they want you for a security instrument and have a very good poker face
when inside they want to puke and probably do
stick with people you have a snowballs chance in hell of loving you
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Do Men put Papaya Creme on their Manhood?
Posted: 5/16/2006 8:32:32 PM
i would never put papaya creme on my manhood
but you're welcome to
then maybe i'll put some on your hood
chicaboom (don't ya just love it?)
 
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