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brawnydog

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welcome to writin' for those in hose Posted: 11/22/2009 2:02:16 PM
not lately.. I have been kind of an ass hole, huh.. Ladies and gents.. my old friend rory. I got an email saying "I never know what he's saying". Well, you would if he wanted you to. Have absolutely no doubt about that. lol He was born with both clarity and fantasy at his fingertips. Mixes it up at will. He's kind of my mentor. Not that he'd claim that after all the shyt I've been spewing.. but, at least I've clarified the diff in rambling and babbling. yanno?

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 11/20/2009 3:45:16 PM
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Yeah, that quote gets tossed around more than hugs at meetings, huh.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 11/20/2009 7:27:09 AM
how the hell am I s'posed to work with that, darlin? hope you get feeling better. Not that we know each other in the least. But, if you're trippin on cat vids.. well, wrong bottle of pills again. Just sayin.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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welcome to writin' for losers 101 Posted: 11/20/2009 6:29:21 AM
nowdays most of my ponders are on what makes a woman comfortable most women I know would deny that they giggle that's not true, though all women have the potential a guy's got to learn to nod while thinkin about relinin that fishin rod she's gonna remind you later anyway. and wipe off that totally blank gaze! yanno who made up the word romance? some ass hole tryin to get into a woman's pants that's right yanno I wouldn't lie wickepedia and me don't seem to be too friendly c'est la dotty da fvckin vie!

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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what the hell.. might as well post another buffett tune Posted: 11/18/2009 3:38:52 PM
Altered Boy Jimmy Buffett, Wayne Jobson Oh no, he's buying an island Oh no, he's building a boat Why does he never stop smiling? Fun surrounds him like a deep moat Where does he get all those stories? How can he tell such a lie? He's bound to see purgatory His views are in short supply But Peter Pan would understand His schemes and dreams and ploys Best keep an eye on his slight hand He's such an altered boy Good God, he's talking with parrots Painting his dreams in the sand Piling up beaucoup demerits Doing it just 'cause he can By Jove he's having a cocoa Evading those judgmental eyes Calmly walking his tight rope High above all the outcries But Peter Pan would understand His schemes and dreams and ploys Best keep an eye on his slight hand He such an altered boy The story goes he stumbled at the alter Now it seems he just blasphemes And dwells with dangers daughter Someone call the talking doctor Somebody get a SWAT team There he sits getting away with murder How dare him live out his dreams But Peter Pan would understand His schemes and dreams and ploys Best keep an eye on his slight hand He's such an altered boy Oh no, he's sailing today Oh no, beware Paraguay Oh no, anchors aweigh Oh no

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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Sophia's sign-off. Posted: 11/17/2009 10:20:50 PM
Yoko wrote this today and is on her way into the horizon. I'm really gonna miss you around here, darlin. la verite.. Her words: Fast Food - Chains Looking over the menus hung on the walls at the food court in the mall I realized I've no appetite for blogetry empty calories, styrofoam plates junk food dynasties built on assembly line fodder that hardens arteries McDonalds Enquirer, Wendy's US Weekly, Burger King Tabloid, KFC Celebrity Gossip, and decided I wasn't the suburban, big box type. Think I'll head downtown. Find a cool little restaurant. Dine where manna is more than a pre-packaged facsimile of the real thing rapidly served at counter number five. I mean, why would anyone want to fill up on that stuff when authentic writing is such a "moveable feast" * Ah well, to each their own. Bon appetite! _______________________ * E. Hemingway

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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yeah, welcome to ramblers anonymouse Posted: 11/14/2009 12:05:09 AM
one of those who could feel, hear or taste colors My dreams are like that. But, sometimes I wake up and they're distant. Other times, a panic attack. and I can still see the aroma some art is torture nothing black and blue more like an indian girl in a canoe I bet I could carve one of those I've been practicing on totem poles literary illusion would just be an intrusion at least I dreampt that that was the conclusion That's an example of a ramble. A babble is when there's no picture at all. Let alone aroma or dermal sensitivity. sorry about any poor spelling but, it was my dream

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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yeah, welcome to ramblers anonymouse Posted: 11/13/2009 2:39:42 PM
yanno you can't properly stear a guy with one ear.. wtf are you talking about? He'd be constantly licking your thigh. you gonna try to stear him from the eyebrow? yanno I'm the only guy with a patch on one eye that doesn't need trained around here. Wanna go out for some spinache? let you suck on my wooden pipe. Toot! Toot!

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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yeah, welcome to ramblers anonymouse Posted: 11/12/2009 5:57:49 AM
lol I just now realized that you posted, Jules. I was rambling and never did look after. You'll appreciate the humor in that. Being on the cusp and all. Too funny. I was corrected and van gogh didn't go blind just crushed up too many poisons to make yellows and lost his mind that and the freak painted with knives gotta love a starry night he'd have just licked a brazilian toad if he'd have only known which brings up michael angelo he was painting on his back, yanno

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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yeah, welcome to ramblers anonymouse Posted: 11/10/2009 7:01:11 PM
that was a great example of a ramble, darlin. thanks for sharing I've got four women stuck in my mind. You wanna know why van gogh went blind? and then he cut off his ear? nah, you don't wanna hear I don't want to repeat rumors either but, I heard he had a touch of the fever I was gonna get on a roll here.. but, I'm not gonna. lol

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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The Great Virtue Sitting Parlor and Greasy Spoon Posted: 11/7/2009 1:41:00 PM
Born a brass band girl myself That's a perfect line as far as I'm concerned. I'm not a critic. I just read a lot.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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yeah, welcome to ramblers anonymouse Posted: 11/6/2009 11:39:37 PM
the coffee is free block the cookies you can make anything rhyme with e anyone else notice that besides me? but, rhyming is just talking once you've got it down it's nothing this stanza certainly isn't poetry snow covered evergreens are white the seven dwarfs had an apple in their story too amore isn't always a coma situation cat's in the hat and the dog's on the prowl there, that didn't rhyme lol ah, the definition of poetry Here's what it is: a word painting that's it nothing more or less edit: the edited version

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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stealer's wheel Posted: 11/6/2009 10:22:28 PM
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got a feelin' that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here am I stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losin' control, I'm all over the place Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here am I stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please, please Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take it anymore Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here am I stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please, please Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got a feelin' that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here am I stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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A Rambling Poet... Posted: 11/3/2009 2:02:25 PM
I'm just a rambler and not a poet just how hard on that dark hair were you pullin? I call the mane reins when referring to a woman voyeur mostly nowdays now that I think about it yeah, I don't even use spellcheck I'm a hick and keep your women away from guitar players and drummers those guys are constantly receiving hummers she'll even run her fingers through his hair if he's a singer women toss 'em their underwear! where was I goin' with this again? oh yeah.. I hear ya.. "the pleasure was worth all the pain" (sorry, another buffett quote.. it's the scorpio moon cycle)

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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last buffett and then I'll give it a rest Posted: 11/2/2009 5:43:00 PM
LAST MANGO IN PARIS Jimmy Buffett, Marshall Chapman, Will Jennings & Michael Utley I went down to Captain Tony's to get out of the heat When I heard a voice call out to me, "Son, come have a seat" I had to search my memory as I looked into those eyes Our lives change like the weather but a legend never dies He said, "I ate the last mango in Paris Took the last plane out of Saigon Took the first fast boat to China And "Jimmy, there's still so much to be done." I had a third world girl in Buzios With a pistol on each hand She always kept me covered As we moved from land to land I had a damn good run on wall street With my high fashion model wife Til I woke up dry beneath the African sky Just me and my Swiss Army knife I ate the last mango in Paris Took the last plane out of Saigon Took the first fast boat to China And Jimmy there's still so much to be done We shot the breeze for hours As the sun fell from the skies And like the sun he disappeared before my very eyes It was somewhere past dark-thirty When I went back to the head I read upon the dingy wall The words the old man said I ate the last mango in Paris... ....so much to be done. Why don't we wander and follow la vie dansante.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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I'll show you my boo if you show me yours Posted: 11/1/2009 11:45:51 AM
I think you're hot, darlin.. it's just that our personality's clash. You really want me thinking about you while you dance? With me adding a touch of enhance? You don't have that much tolerance. I'd paint you as a naked pixie with biplane dragon fly wings. If I put you on my easel, I'd paint you naked like in my dreams. I can already imagine the screams. Yanno that my kid's mom is from the boston area? oh, you weren't hittin on me, were ya..

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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I'll show you my boo if you show me yours Posted: 10/31/2009 10:48:21 PM
I actually had a request earlier. I don't get many of those nowdays. AF was bored and hopin someone would write a story around this payten place. or however you spell it. It really doesn't matter after midnight. Especially tonight. ..even I don't have enough words to do that but, she requested a ramble.. and who doesn't mind a masked girl? she didn't want me to write about anything in particular whatcha think I write about her? I bet she'd look hot in black tights skirt tease about a thigh above the knees if my math is right better not do that huh she's taken and I don't sense heartbroken that and I don't want my nose broken but, a request is a request and yanno how I am all about women in word distress I don't mind taking a few black eyes butt even fat girls look firm in tights fat girls get the most lovin don't be afraid to become one get the super sloppy burrito at taco bell you'll still be the same girl Yeah, I'm ranting again but, it was by request I wrote the book on decadence the magic word is enhance

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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The Great Virtue Sitting Parlor and Greasy Spoon Posted: 10/30/2009 11:30:04 PM
is there some irony in the fact that I like to write here or not? sorry wooby.. just loitering I can't write a dang word on my space. lol all formatting you should see my shorthanding well, that's a picture

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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why bother writing when jimmy already did? Posted: 10/29/2009 5:54:43 PM
you know I'm gonna have your ass deleted again if you don't shut your piehole? stalking me makes you really suicidal. don't prove yourself.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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why bother writing when jimmy already did? Posted: 10/29/2009 5:14:47 PM
Autour Du Rocher Mes amis nous allons quelque part dont tout le monde Se rappelle d'un endroit ou l'herbe etait toujours verte Et la fete ne s'arretait jamais A autour du rocher This a a little tale about a hotel in the Caribbean. Well it wasn't really a hotel, it was a patio bar with funky rooms and an outdoor disco with bad wiring. Some people said if you looked between the cracks of the floorboards of our dance floor you would see Hell. If you ever went there, you would know what I'm talking about. If you never had, then we thought we'd send you a little musical souvenir. Some say it was a planet Some say it was a rock For five wild years in L"Orient The party never stopped There were pirates from the Indies There were models from Paris There were locals and New Yorkers And the Brazilian Navy By mini-moke and scooters In cabs and stolen cars Came the creatures of the evening From St. Martin and from Mars Alors, Alors, Alors, Alors alors come on, come on Vien faire un tour autour du rocher On croisera les fantomes du passe Viens faire un tour autour du rocher Sur les souvenirs l'herbe a poussee Girl at the pool table puts on a show for free They were bivouacked in the bathroom By the hot tub near the sea Every night at midnight Seems the devil took control And the hill became a parking lot Fueled by rock 'n' roll They were talking by the cannon But I couldn't believe my ears The Russian had plutonium The sailor wanted beers They shook hands in the moonlight And broke out a big cigar Just business as usual Beneath the tropic stars Alors(come on) alors (let's go) alors Vien faire in tour autour du rocher On croisera les fantomes du pass'e Viens faire un tour autour du richer Sur les souvinirs l'herbe a poussee It was better than a painting At le Musee de Beaux Arts And simply what we did for fun Back in the old St. Barts Then the glitz and all the glamour Hit like a hurricane Or maybe we just all grew up But it never was the same The gendarmes finally closed the joint And the fire it did the rest But on New Year's Eve of '91 We sang the last request We were dancing in the ashes We were dancing in the sea We were dancing in the ruins Where we left our memories Come on let's go alors Vien faire un tour autour du rocher On croisera les fantomes du pass'e Viens faire un tour autour du rocher Sur les souvinirs l'herbe a poussee Alors. Alors, Alors, Alors Vien faire un tour autour du rocher On croisera les fantomes du pass'e Viens faire untour autour du rocher Sur les souvenirs l'herbe a poussee

brawnydog

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.see things in music Posted: 10/29/2009 4:30:14 PM
sounds like something I'd write lyricmuse you write to drea too? she's never spoken about you but, that don't make the point moot one of us needs to slap her around she's got fingers that can produce some sound prolly a pinky toe ring too I found her when I typed in deep on google

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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some buffett for a friend Posted: 10/28/2009 12:48:57 PM
"Far Side of the World" ~By Jimmy Buffet Ramadan is over The new moon's shown her face I'm halfway 'round the planet In a most unlikely place Following my songline Past bamboo shacks and shops Behind a jitney packed like sardines With bananas piled on top I ran away from politics It's too bizarre at home Away I flew turned into blue "Maybe Amsterdam or Rome" (merci Joni) Awakened by a stewardess With Spain somewhere below On the threshold of adventure God I do love this job so So while I make my move On the big board game Up and down a Spanish highway Some things remain the same Girls meet boys And boys tease girls I'm heading out this morning For the far side of the world Oh I believe in songlines Obvious and not I've ridden them like camels To some most peculiar spots They run across the oceans Through mountains and saloons And tonight out to the desert Where I sit atop this dune I was destined for the vantage point Though it's so far from the sea I've lived it in the pages Of St. Exupery From Paris to Tunisia Casablanca to Dakar I was riding long before I flew Through the wind and sand and stars Caravan Ride the hum And Timbuktu's A jillion bumps Sleeping bags and battle flags Are coiled and furled That's the way you travel To the far side of the world A sunset framed by lightening bolts Burns a lasting memory And a string of tiny twinkling lights Adorn the sausage tree While the embers from the log fire Flicker, fly and twirl Then drift off towards the cosmos From the far side of the world Now it's Christmas and my birthday And so to that extent The Masai not the Wise Men Are circling my tent I teach them how to play guitar They show me how to dance We have rum from the Caribbean And burgundy from France New Year's Eve in Zanzibar With Babu and his boys High up on the rooftop You can relish all the noise They are dancing on the tables People bouncing like gazelles Two O O One is ushered in With air raid horns and bells Time to sing Time for dance Living out My second chance Cobras and sleeping bags Are coiled and curled That's the way it happens On the far side of the world Back at home it's afternoon Six thousand miles away It will still be there When I get through attending this soiree There are jobs and chores and questions And plates I need to twirl But tonight I'll take my chances on The far side of the world Yes that's the way it happens On the far side of the world

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 10/27/2009 1:23:06 PM
Anyone else ever wonder if the line "go ask Alice" inspired the whole Brady Bunch series? I'm just curious. Whatcha think?

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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thanks guys lol Posted: 10/26/2009 10:27:39 PM
the shrimp stunk the most out of my seafood medley, mari everything was fresh as a daisy I've still got grouper filets in the freezer and half a jar of pickled beaver makes me think of louisiana I'll take a jumbo gumbo extra stinky thickened with okra and unidentifiable things tastebud magic for the mouth ya just spit the shells and claws out gotta love the south we might be lazy but, we ain't gonna go hungry we'll eat anything and make it dam.n tasty and the further south you go the more it gets spicy

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAWNY !! Posted: 10/25/2009 2:59:59 AM
I told you imagery didn't have to be translucent, darlin. perfect.. elton john's on with goodbye yellow brick road. Don't expect a picasso.. songs go by inspiring thoughts I can't seem to write 'em down fast enough prolly need to change my brain baffle but, that'd be too much of a hassle long winded and a plugged exhaust pipe but, I had a wonderful date tonight unconditional love try really hard to grasp that one that's what makes the world spin around it ain't the solar system okay, I'd delete that if this keyboard backspaced faster I'm in the market for a fvck buddy anyone interested locally? I'm not really interested in getting married I'm just kinda lonely want my resume? I reckon I can get someone to say I kiss okay but, good girls don't tell I've heard think a court would uphold the briefs of the bad ones? lol I'm just writin for one person again.. that's when the fun begins God knows I love the Indian Princess she just gives me a look and I confess but, this write ain't for her it's for another girl all women are girls at heart it's a dandelion moment or not and that sums it up confused yet? yeah, I kinda mastered that I even do it to myself yoko says I need professional help I still blaim it on the moon. what would you do? The who is on now lol you know you're old when you know who billy j. wrote "big shot" about. lol Her friends were so knocked out. Which seems to be a girl thing. not that I'd mammorily insinuate because of the treaty. That was almost good.. and I was just talkin don't write yourself into it I ain't worth two bits Good thing this a dating site and not a poetry one who else wants to cum? I mean make love. let me guess everyone a hundred years ago people didn't require testing except for the guys in the navy gotta love the philippines it's the sun dresses I think now that's true romance I didn't accomplish much today besides making a woman laugh. but, I'm okay that I doubt she minds either.. but, that's neither here nor there I reminded her that she's beautiful I tend to be so forgetful and I don't send flowers hey, brizo you sure are fine you'd blush if you looked into my mind yanno? that's a compliment but, you understand that few do on the internet still we try our best and this write wasn't for you either whatever you sure are hot though I'm such a dam.n ho

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/24/2009 3:58:57 PM
If I ever floor you darlin, it'll be by accident and I would pick you up and lie you upon the queen pillowtop it's hammock weather this week as gilligan speaks how's the weather? did you pick any apples? feed a few to horses? sorry, I'm glowin I just know they eat 'em out of your hand and I do appreciate a woman who loves salmon you shouldn't have to say the L is silent I'm tryin to get used to a new keyboard the keys are smaller you might expierience a few more typos but, that's how breakin in keyboards go otherwise this would read beautiful

brawnydog

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welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/21/2009 11:32:26 PM
and I can get more ladies to defend me if you want you, uh, talking to yourself up there iceaxe? everybody loves hand puppets unicorns, smurfs and muppets got a bag of marbles in my pocket a piece of string and a picture in a locket ah, yes.. the river styx been awhile since I've canoed it what was it that dante said? that betrayers are hottest in bed? or that life is one big cupid? people with the same god fight over if he had a son and I doubt there are a bunch of virgins waiting in the next kingdom satan already won

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/19/2009 10:55:47 AM
are you making fun of my penis? shrinkage is reciprocative like I'd shove you into a cold hot tub? that would really sink the sub y'all don't pay attention to the other lunacy going on recently it's just time for a forum cleansing trolls don't fool anybody with their piclessness and same style of writin' you might want to mix it up a bit That's ridiculous.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/18/2009 2:47:02 PM
told you I don't edit I think it's about time I go fishin the reds and grouper are movin in you haven't eaten fresh fish if you've never had a shore lunch in the pan fileted while the skin and bones swim off hey, pickles.. you stand in nipple deep water and when the minnows bump your legs it tickles makes ya sing hohoho and grab a rum keg nothing like grabbing your own lobster by the ass if you hold up your pinky it even shows class the other hand always holds a glass are you a righty or lefty? If, I may ask "you can't swim there!.. that's where the fish fvck!" that's my favorite nautical joke you'd love anchoring in the tropics prolly even inspire me to write a few who-done-it?s.. and I'm gonna embarrass you here I'm not hitting on you either I just thought I'd remind you that you're beautiful If I were only stranded on an island with you, with a case of merlot

brawnydog

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welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/17/2009 11:30:51 AM
don't start.. you look like a dutch girl hahaha I'm only gonna say this one time to the trolls and game players: you're translusent at best. you can push your chips all in and I won't flintch I play for the gators and the cheerleaders wear smilie face underwear All underwear is edible. It just doesn't all taste like twizzlers. But, it matters if they wear a smilie face on their bottom. and I do have your condom. if you have balls enough bring it on. Not the dutch girls.. just the asses with the problems

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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How can i help him cum??? Posted: 10/17/2009 9:35:11 AM
Blindfold him so he can't see you and don't talk or moan. That means a guy is thinking of someone else. It happens to all of us sometimes. Sorry, darlin. Amazing means he came three times and still has the same hard on. It's either a mental thing or he's wired. Try the blindfold.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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block user/reply to a person, moved Posted: 10/16/2009 12:34:34 AM
Everyone who's been around awhile almost blocks people by accident. Please, don't move stuff like that, Admin. I have friends appologizing incase they accidently block me. I almost blocked Pandy. wtf?

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

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joe walsh confessor Posted: 10/14/2009 9:27:33 PM
If you look at your reflection in the bottom of a well, What you see is only on the surface. When you try to see the meaning, hidden underneath, The measure of the depth can be deceiving. The bottom has a rocky reputation You can feel it in the distance the deeper down you stare. From up above it's hard to see but you knowwhen you're there. On the bottom words are shallow. On the surface talk is cheap. You can only judge the distance by the company you keep In the eyes of The Confessor. In the eyes of The Confessor, There's no place you can hide. You can't hide from the eyes (of The Confessor) Don't you even try. In the eyes of The Confessor You can't tell a lie, You cannot tell a lie (to The Confessor) Strip you down to size, Naked as the day that you were born, Naked as the day that you were born. (Tremendous guitar work) Clip The Confessor REGARDER LE CLIP+ de parolesMemory Lane All Of A Sudden Time You Might Need Somebody Midnight Visitor School Days Birdcall Morning Look At Us Now Home The Gamma Goochee Take all the trauma, drama, comments, The guilt and doubt and shame The what if's and if only's The shackles and the chains The violence and aggresion, The pettiness and scorn, The jealousy and hatred, The tempest and discord, AND GIVE IT UP!

brawnydog

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welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/14/2009 8:54:19 PM
bittersweet common wife she counted sheep again last night welcome to a dating site there seems to be a commitment blight I spell that right? there are no fancy words or thesaurus meanings no gypsies doing tea leaf readings it's just us wanna confess? yeah, everyone does I ever tell you I saw Joe Walsh? It was back in college for a concert, a small auditorium I'd guess about twenty five hundred and I was above him in the balcony screamin "Life's been good!" and he finally got tired of me heckling him and he played it.. my friends weren't happy either. Except for Heather I broke her heart for sure I didn't realize that she was pure she was, though She went christian after me I heard I didn't stick around to learn Too busy doin the devil's work I'm still workin' on not bein' a jerk I shouldn't write about Heather she was a true lover I should have done her better hope the commune didn't fvck up her.

brawnydog

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welcome to writin for bones 101 Posted: 10/12/2009 12:31:50 PM
It ain't no trouble. Within that is the answer.. everybody thinks that sites are a democracy it doesn't work that way in reality now I'm gonna hear about freedom of speech while I watch another baby seal get beat where the hell is green peace? too many game threads and people do what they wanna and then spill it all over into the rest of the forums and that makes a huge mess I think a few more should go yet you think that's my anal retentiveness? you have no idea what you're talking about if I were you, I wouldn't even start you've never had to clean that crap up

brawnydog

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The Age of Innocence Posted: 10/9/2009 10:35:12 PM
and you were sweating your butt off and went out on the front porch I get it everything went splendid as intended. the picture is lovely, darlin' who's doing the dishes is the question I don't have a calgon take me away suggestion

brawnydog

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welcome to writin for bones 101 Posted: 10/8/2009 9:39:43 PM
Sammy's gonna be thrilled, darlin! Wish you girls were pettin me! lol I'll be lookin forward to a tequila tale. leafs and sweetness calling me from jail "doggie, can you dig up some bail?" "we've been arrested for having fun in public again" "the ordinance still says that fun's a sin" hahahaha

brawnydog

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welcome to writin for crows 101 Posted: 10/8/2009 10:28:38 AM
dedication is not divided we are all hybrids all peas in in pod mendel taught us that but, I'm still waitin to meet a blonde indian I'm tellin ya I'm gonna marry her

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 8529 (view)

don't recall.. tell you in a tab click Posted: 10/8/2009 10:09:48 AM
the Eagles Its another tequila sunrise Starin slowly cross the sky, said goodbye He was just a hired hand Workin on the dreams he planned to try The days go by Evry night when the sun goes down Just another lonely boy in town And shes out runnin round She wasnt just another woman And I couldnt keep from comin on Its been so long Oh, and its a hollow feelin when It comes down to dealin friends It never ends Take another shot of courage Wonder why the right words never come You just get numb Its another tequila sunrise,this old world Still looks the same, Another frame, mm...

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2208 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/7/2009 1:22:35 PM
reality checks don't even phase me every starving artist will agree about time, huh yeah, thought you'd like that one No one buys your shyt til your dead unless congress summons you to demonstrate it ask twain about it he died a broked1ck I might be startin over at 45 but, girls, I'm still alive and I'm also great at puzzles did I mention too young for dementia? there's a heartbroken woman somewhere who wants me I could dam.n near guarantee but, I ain't gonna do that because, I ain't a pirate that's where I messed up a girl has to have her own wallet but, I know how to check for that from now on start somewhere other than the Oprah fascination and that's all that I have to say about it turns out that I'm a derelict now there's a huge "imagine that" the only question is whether to avoid court and yanno I'm gonna I hate lawyers they're worse than doctors and that's saying a mouthfull the right thing, the wrong thing.. none of that means anything it come's down to when people feel they're boring and old folks that lose their minds get mean I ain't stickin' around for that scene I got an edit in.. what's the problem? lol

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2207 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/6/2009 9:38:46 PM
hahaha yeah, I know, darlin. Saps best straight from the tap. lmao Of course, I'm gonna. Seems like the least I can do. yanno? I'm down as an organ doner too if there are any left when I'm done with 'em.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2205 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/6/2009 12:20:12 PM
Yanno.. I bet women wouldn't get as much idiot mail if the google ads by the mail weren't sex ads. I dam.n near clicked on the last cleavage and yanno I know better than that shyt! lol Any of you know any models? I've made friends with a couple very beautiful ones around our generation. It's kinda funny, all the extremely hard work that they do to look pretty for every shot.. makes guys' looks the last thing they care about. They work their asses off literally to stay lookin like that. I don't know where I was going with this.. that ad reminded me of my one friend, though. Haven't spoken to her for awhile.. and it ain't because she's up on a pedestal.. her frickin career is stayin beautiful. And once you think about it very deeply there are lots of homely dudes with hotties yet no hot guys with homely chics imagine that that's where the female to male ratio flies out the window at two thirds of em are ugly or fat one third both yanno? bet I made a few new friends there.. lol I'm about to go get three years of hair cut off just because the maintenance sucks I respect women with long hair with empathy that and lisa say's I look like I just crawled out of an alley which of course got me thinkin' about tom petty and all of my free fallin days and I'm still hearing the same thing "get a haircut and get a real job.." which ain't petty but he's singin it my head beautiful women.. I do adore beautiful women except for the bytchy ones who wanted to be but aren't somethin' and there goes another slice of a third.. but, that's a huge trailer park problem just ask oprah she'll even tell you it goes on in chicago anyway, it's a full moon and this is october and not june not that I need an excuse.. I'm just reminding you I ain't right to begin with and add a harvest moon and ocean ions too I'm pretty much thinkin toes in the sand a bottle of wine and someone beautiful which is always in the eye of the beholder holder being the operative word

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2204 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/5/2009 4:07:16 PM
hardly.. I'd fry you a turkey on any holiday. I love the way you tap your toe. My biggest problem has never been paying attention. It's talking afterwords.

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2202 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/5/2009 12:12:13 PM
you're that same guy that we had to take a mod bat to on Tropical's thread.. ain'tcha.. I remember you now. They didn't use a big enough bat. That mistake won't happen twice. That's how much credence your words carry.. people don't even remember you after you've said them. My inbox got pummeled with women calling you things such as "creepy guy". That was my fave. The operative word in this is operative. Or, possibly word.. if I swap a couple around. it really doesn't matter to me.. nouns, verbs and adjectives ain't much of a biggie I abuse 'em all daily. and I will you too moo

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2200 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/4/2009 8:43:17 PM
I'm annoyed or posted I wouldn't have.. You think that was a methadone patch? this is writin for losers not kiss ass for fantasies the control group is always just fed candy

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2198 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/4/2009 7:39:11 PM
I was gonna stay off the boards.. but, I took a read. lol Anyone else cracking up over For the record, I love this thread. It is a tool to help me learn the wonderful language of Shakespeare. You really are lost, hun. Shakespeare wouldn't even toss a damsel in distress on this thread. If you were embarrassed.. you wouldn't have posted. twice.. But, shakespeare basically just wrote about human nature and spoke funny. He dressed funny too now that I think about it. I'm naked. I don't have that problem. Sans pantalons or somethin.. what are you wearin? here's some dogspeare for ya though there's a girl in a castle somewhere she's letting down her hair weaving it into a beautiful dream catcher you can always tell when they do the hair twirl with just their index finger that one's s'posed to be a no brainer shakespeare.. yeah, pretty close hahahahaha the closest resemblance is the hand washing. lmao I don't mean to offend anyone. But, from time to time it's gonna happen. Betcha liked bein told face down and ass up, though.. You love a man who's in charge, don'tcha? that was just another rhetorical question every woman does in that situation that's s'posed to be a given I appreciate your enthusiasm. I really do. But, this is no place to learn creative writing. Believe me.. I don't even read my own babbles and rambles. I toss a twain or buffet quote out once in awhile and that's it. Occasionaly sing something from South Pacific.. nothing corny, though. Did I mention not editing or using spell check? Shakespeare used both. But, he wore fvckin pantyhose. Would that turn you on, darlin? I'm not above it..

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2193 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/4/2009 4:20:27 AM
you're a masochist.. ain'tcha I don't even know what to say about that. Hope you don't mind oral. I just adore receiving head. you want to turn your cam on? take your bra off? masturbate for me? I'll watch but I ain't paying Please.. I do need a new fluffer and golf courses have ball polishers I'll let you blow me tell me how you like to suck c0ck wrap your mouth around it my head is sensitive like a clitty stroke the rest, baby! I like playin with girlparts I can tell your's are pretty hot I've never had a groupie before should I just tell you to bend over? that's pretty much what I'll do anyway face down and ass up is what I'll say assume the position time for a gasm and you wouldn't say another word.. would you? just stick your ass up in the air.. that's a rhetorical question why are you stalking me? if I fvck you will you go away? I ain't even canadian are you thinkin vacation? it ain't gonna happen I can get a blowjob anytime I insist on one. I don't mind lubricating a few minds watching panties get wet licking thighs but once would be all that it would ever be you see, I'm in love with a silky I pour her milk baths that I lap off shave her smooth so I don't cough everything can't be natural I ain't coughin up no fur ball I wax her every birthday it's another year older candle thing she stays smooth with no refrigeration and beats the hell out of masturbation

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2191 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/3/2009 3:45:21 AM
You I would kiss back. Anyone told you that you are beautiful lately? I bet your skin's really smooth too. Sorry, just imaginarily rubbing lotion on. I love beautiful women. Don't we all? Ain't that what they invented lotion for? I'd be really turned on if you and pickles kissed.. and I'm pretty sure that om's down with it Darlin, your face alone buys you the world women have that advantage shallow huh? I bet you'd love to get drunk in garage you mused me sorry you really are beautiful just incase you don't know yanno? I hope so just figured you might want someone to tell you you're beautiful.. and I really am a good judge I'm in love with indians and blondes a couple mexicans she might be peurto rican hard to tell closer to the islands But, I want you to know that you are beautiful and I'm not gonna go through a huge ritual you just are you shine with the stars I'm not tryin to stick my d1ck in you just reminding you that you're beautiful I forget that quite often and you can't do that with women

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2189 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/2/2009 3:36:51 AM
morning glory the flower of the day no wonder I have butterflies.. venus flytrap a carnivorous plant imagine that and the grass grows until the frost hits unless the sun burns it which doesn't bother palm trees I ever tell you about my peace lily? lol I grew roses for a few years drank dac's and not beer hot house flowers lack aroma that's the "flora" part of florida I had a rubber tree taller than the house before a freeze cut it down and a poinsetta that blushed every fall they're all growing back now mason dixon line frost line I ain't far enough south yet still tryin to learn mexican not that I have a communication problem I've never had one I speak universal just fine so do wine and moonlight some flowers close when the sun goes down others pop their stamens out it really is a small world it all comes down to boy meets girl

brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006

Msg: 2188 (view)

welcome to writin for losers 101 Posted: 10/1/2009 6:18:34 PM
Pandy's a granny.. big ole boy blue eyes and all came out of his mama six feet tall congratulations, darlin good spawnin.. Love you.. and that's the truth this is just an announcement yeah, I'm basically brethren I'll write Pandy's a Granny tomorrow or so just lettin y'all know beautiful bouncing baby boy every Granny's pride and joy I don't know nothin about no birthin I'm even worse in person and I never expect to visualize it that's where this poem ends at Gonna be a tale coming soon, though. A few words from doggie the uncle.

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