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Bitch take this dick................. Posted: 12/4/2004 6:45:23 PM
Latnlvr what the hell do you mean we are not in the "hood." What the ** is that supposed to mean? What the hell does the hood have to do with anything. Are you implying that only women from the "hood" like to be called vulgar names during sex. Well check this out "homey", since you so concerned with the **in hood. The 6 women that asked to be called vulgar names by me during sex were all white with the exception of one. I know this may be to your displeasure but this type of "deviant" sexual pleasure is not relegated to one particular race or culture. I take offense to what you said about the "hood." I demand an apology. I did not slight you in any way concerning your racial background. All I am saying is that some women like this type of treatment. Hell, some men like this treatment. You Zeplin may not agree with it. Thats fine. I do not agree with anal sex but I would never call some one classless because they enjoyed it. Do you feel what I am saying? You're wrong and a hippocrit pure and simple.

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Bitch take this dick................. Posted: 12/3/2004 8:56:42 PM
Zeplin he is right and you are wrong a** hell. I mean you really couldn't be more off key on this particular subject. Face it Zeplin, some women like it. Get off your high horse and face reality. These women are not classless. They just know exactly what they want from a man in the bedroom. Depending on who you talk to, if you told them that you have sex in other ways besides missionary style, they would call you classless. Don't down these people because it's not your cup of tea.................... Sincerely, Checkmate (the author)

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what is your opinion on phone sex Posted: 12/2/2004 7:06:43 PM
Emerald4 I can't have an opinion that differs with yours. I just believe phone sex is corny and lame. But if you like it, you can do it until you need a hearing aid. I don't care. I am just giving my opinion on the matter. Chill out dude.

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Bitch take this dick................. Posted: 12/2/2004 6:59:24 PM
I knew some one would eventually admit it. I knew it. Thank You Hotwetpink for being honest with yourself and others. No one else had the balls or the tits to admit it. That's sad. Everyone else is responding to my post as if this type of thing is completely unheard off. Nimakuma I am sorry that I wierd you out. I guess in the reverse, logically speaking, you wierd me out. When did I ever say I did not like agressive sex? No where. Never did I say that. Believe me kid I am no freshman at this. Look people, some women like to be called a "b*tch" during sex. I just want to get a little insight on why they like this type of treatment. Not that it is anything wrong with it. I just wanted to know why.

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Christmass is cumming......Adult Toys? Posted: 12/1/2004 11:43:24 PM
What the hell? Are you serious. Dude I am chatting on a forum. I do not even believe in internet dating. I am not looking for a woman on this website, but if one comes my way well then so be it. And yes I have masturbated, when I was much younger. You know during that little phase called adolescence. But now I am a grown man dude. I'll take a woman over my hand any day. And as for women not wanting to go through the hassles of finding a man as reasoning for resorting to the use of sex toy is weak. That is a weak reason. They are just taking the easy way out.

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Christmass is cumming......Adult Toys? Posted: 12/1/2004 11:22:05 PM
Santas are you saying that I do not have standards.

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Christmass is cumming......Adult Toys? Posted: 12/1/2004 11:19:49 PM
Nad as I stated earlier "Satisfaction Guaranteed." Toys are unnecessary if one gets to know his partner and what she likes. But most of you guys out there are lazy. You do not want to take the time to find out what is needed to give your woman the big O. Hence Nad, the need for these sex toys. Which is pathetic?

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GANGSTA LANGUAGE LAME OR COOL ? Posted: 12/1/2004 11:13:39 PM
Herblondness you made a good decision by walking away. I applaud you. By the way "what is your bra size."

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Christmass is cumming......Adult Toys? Posted: 12/1/2004 11:02:21 PM
Yeah I please myself with a woman.

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Christmass is cumming......Adult Toys? Posted: 12/1/2004 10:55:37 PM
Oh my goodness this is so d*mn pathetic. Why must you women rely on this toys? That is so cheap and lame. Why not just get the real thing? Geez! You know what ladies, I have a an adult toy for you. It's called the Checkmate 3000. Satisfaction guaranteed!

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surprise! Posted: 12/1/2004 10:44:24 PM
That's kind of a feminine thing to do don't ya think Agent. All you're missing is the one red sock on the left foot. First after her long day at work I would have her favorite dinner made for her. With her choice of two red wines. Then I would have a trail of rose petals leading to our bed. Rose petals will be all of the bed as well. Then I would have some type of sexual paraphernalia resembling the first time we made love. Next, pour her some more red wine. Then I would start massaging her feet. Next I will begin to undress her, followed by oil for massaging her back. Then I will quitely turn off the lights........and well you all know the rest.

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what is your opinion on phone sex Posted: 12/1/2004 10:29:16 PM
Phone sex is corny as hell. Grow up. The real thing is infinitely times better. Phone sex is lame. It's for you horndogs out there who just can't get enough.

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Bitch take this dick................. Posted: 12/1/2004 10:17:00 PM
This is the type of thing women like to hear during sex. So my question is "why do women like to hear demeaning things about them during sex." I just do not get it. Women like to be called b*tches', whores and other disrespectful names that they otherwise would not except from a man. So why ladies. Why do you like to be cursed out while have sex with a man?

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Beauty or Booty Posted: 10/30/2004 1:14:02 AM
What up fellas. This question is for you. I guess some ladies could respond if they feel they have something to contribute. What is more important to you a woman with a beautiful face or a woman with a great body. In other words would you rather have a girl who is unattractive but has a nice round butt and a nice pair of tits or would you rather have a pretty girl who is FLAT in those areas. Now of course all men want the whole package. But guys, that is not the question. The question is which is your preference.

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My hearts broke Posted: 10/28/2004 6:26:48 PM
All the broken hearted people need to get over it. Life goes on. You will find someone knew. Before long you will not even think of the other person. You will be into you new relationship.

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should you stay with someone who cheats on YOU.... Posted: 10/28/2004 6:24:52 PM
If someone cheats on you, leave them immediately. I guarantee, that person will cheat on you again.

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Re: Flowers? Posted: 10/28/2004 6:22:53 PM
I think bringing flowers on a first date is lame and typical. Maybe I'm a wierdo but I bring candy. Usually some kind of chocolate.

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Interracial Dating.... Posted: 10/28/2004 5:23:22 PM
OMG, how many times am I going to see a topic like this one. There is nothing wrong with it. CaseClosed.

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why? Posted: 10/28/2004 5:19:33 PM
Well Gerffnit, I am in the forums. I am not here to pick up women. I like to chat with people, not sit and try to find a girlfriend from a one page profile. If one comes my way, cool. But if not, also cool. That is the problem with Internet dating. The daters are so d*mn "thirsty" for women. Just sit back, relax and let the ladies come your way.

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Hell On Earth, whatever. Posted: 10/28/2004 5:09:54 PM
Adam is ultimately at fault for being so gullible, but that does not mean Eve is innocent. Adam was duped by Eve. Everyone knows it. I hope your previous post gets you a lot of cool points with the ladies.

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Does your drapes match your curtains.......... Posted: 10/28/2004 3:38:41 PM
Well ladies.................do they. I prefer a match. Two different hair colors is a turnoff for me.

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Let's go back to the Cave Man days... Posted: 10/28/2004 3:35:11 PM
Dating is very difficult. Sometimes it can be difficult to get a date. And then when you do get a date, you find out that she is a Bitch. Then you don't want to date her anymore. Then you start dating other women and you find out that they are losers. Then you dump them just to start dating another deadbeat "broad." It can be extremely difficult to find the right girl. What happened to the old fashioned days when the cave man would just hit the girl he wanted over the head with a club and drag her by her hair to his house. That eliminates all the problems of dating. Damn, we need to go back to those days.

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Shy girls Posted: 10/28/2004 3:20:15 PM
Shy girls are my favorite personality type of women. I swear, after a few days that shyness goes away. Believe me she will be the biggest freak in the bedroom you have ever been with. Plus they are not all loud and overly talk-a-tive like many women are nowadays. Do not discriminate on shy women guys. They definitely have there advantages.

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Hell On Earth, whatever. Posted: 10/28/2004 3:10:26 PM
Oh Please. Everyone in here needs to relax. Things have always been the same. There has always been hell on earth. Man has always acted cruel to his fellow man and (woman) for that matter. This is nothing new. Men have been killed, women raped and children molested since the beginning of time. Relax everyone. Our savior is coming. Just remember nothing is new, everything that humans are doing now; they have been doing ever since Eve tricked Adam into eating the forbidden fruit.

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why? Posted: 10/28/2004 3:01:16 PM
How about trying to meet someone in person? Maybe that will work better. Internet dating is lame...............

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Snoring... how do you deal with it?? Posted: 10/28/2004 2:53:19 PM
I'll just put about eight inches in her mouth. That'll quiet her a** down.

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to the ladies Posted: 10/26/2004 9:17:22 PM
Hey Clarence, there is absolutely nothing wrong with giving the D to white chicks, but I still love chocolate.

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Re: sex on the first date Posted: 10/21/2004 5:13:44 PM
Pussy on the first date....................hey I'll take it!!

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Re: Do women like the taste of a mans semen? Posted: 10/21/2004 10:54:58 AM
Sorry fememinn, but a hand job will never beat a good blow job. There is nothing better than getting sucked off by a trained professional.

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Why do women post pictures of their breasts in thier profile? Posted: 10/21/2004 10:37:19 AM
A message to all the ladies: Don't hold back, put those tig ole' biddies on display............................

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looking for mr right Posted: 10/20/2004 6:13:30 PM
Don't be so thirsty. Just sit back and chill and Mr. Right will make his way to you..........................

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When is it Posted: 10/20/2004 6:05:46 PM
When you stop hitting it..........................

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Falling in love.... online????? Posted: 10/20/2004 3:12:44 PM
is the corniest thing I have ever heard.

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GANGSTA LANGUAGE LAME OR COOL ? Posted: 10/20/2004 3:08:04 PM
Let's understand something. What is the purpose of language? To convey one message to another. If that message is understood, then what is the problem. If it is not understood, ask for clarification. I am a brotha who speaks standard English, but I sometimes use ebonical words such as "brotha" and "crib." Sometimes I use spanish words such as "Que Pasa", or "no problemo" or "excellente." Sometimes I use so called "whitey slang" like "dugghh" or "dude." I incorporate all this into my speech for I can be more worldly and more inclusive. Not restrictive. Ofcourse if I am interviewing for a job I will speak standard English, but if I am hanging out with friends I will definitely have a more loose tongue. It really depends on time and place. So this type of language is cool as far as I am concerned. And for the people who speak this language; it does not necessarily say anything about their intelligence level. I have heard people who use a lot of slang make more sense them some people who use standard English. Oh yeah, I would not call it gangsta language. Maybe ebonics or slang, but definitely not gangsta language. Side note: "Bling Bling" is actually in the new Oxford Dictionaries now.

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Can a male and a female be friends ? Posted: 10/18/2004 3:46:25 PM
No, women and men can not be friends. There is no true friendship between the sexes. If a male is friends with a female it is because he is trying to get laid. He is pretending. Simple as that. Now there are two exceptions. A male can be friends with a female if he is gay or if he is not interested in her sexually in any way. Then maybe a friendship can work. Let's not forget, the female could be sexually interested in the male. And as far as I am concerned the only time one has sex with a friend is if it is under the title of marraige. The only way this friendship can work is if there is no sexual intererst of both the man and the woman. Now that is rare. If you are someone's friend you may be around them enough where one may develop a liking toward the other. That may evolve into a one night affair or a relationship leading to a marraige. So you see, there is no true friendship. At least not in the same way a male and another male or a female and another female are friends. It is just not possible. Maybe it can happen philosophically speaking, but realistically it just will not occur.

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Re: What Is An Appropriate Punishment For Rapists And Child Molestors Posted: 9/19/2004 9:35:15 AM
These monsters should be sodomized with the end of a broomstick. Then they should be buried alive with rats.

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Kobe is guilty of being an idiot, not rape.... Posted: 9/9/2004 9:25:22 PM
She was lying. She is scandalous. kobe is innocent. There were plenty of witnesses that said she was bragging about the size of his penis. Now does that sound like like some one who has just suffered from rape. It is sad that some women do this. Because it only undercuts the seriousness genuine rape cases.

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