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anchorman2006

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how do u fool someone into thinking ur not uglyXP Posted: 8/20/2006 7:02:10 PM
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anchorman2006

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Why don't men cut their toenails? Posted: 8/20/2006 6:46:02 PM
Why don't men cut their toenails? its our last line of defense if we're captured by the enemy. we really cant be bothered.

anchorman2006

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A Night With The Girlfriend... Womens Ideas? Posted: 8/20/2006 6:41:07 PM
Does anyone know of any really good music for giving a massage? now stroke it clarence carter... but dont stroke to fast... Just kidding. Dont have the slightest clue what to add to that water. As for the music, some smooth RnB.

anchorman2006

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Nigerian Scams - REVENGE! Posted: 8/20/2006 6:09:49 PM
I think we have all received those retarded e-mails about how their funds are being held by the govt and they need to open a bank account etc.... I simple e-mail them back and let them know that as soon as they western union me 100 dollars I will be glad to open a bank account for them. Last week received an e-mail from a lady claiming she has property in Omaha and would like me to manage it. She claimed all I would need to do is collect money and send half of it each month. I dont know where she was gong with it but I told her to send me her name and address of properties so I may cross reference ownership records in Omaha County Offices. She never did respond back.

anchorman2006

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does the bar scene even work? Posted: 8/20/2006 1:50:46 AM
Met my GF in a Bar / Club. We've been together 4 years so I guess it does work or at least it did for me.

anchorman2006

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Hate Crimes Posted: 8/20/2006 1:45:51 AM
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anchorman2006

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IS it me or should HIP HOP be DEAD YET? Posted: 8/20/2006 12:05:08 AM
i really wish that hip hop dies,it´s just a guttural cave men sound,it doesnt deserv to be called music! Well, as we know , biggest consumers of hip hop are white suburban youth. So white people, you have been officially insulted but I think we all know what she meant.

anchorman2006

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Regarding dutch dinner dates... Posted: 8/19/2006 11:54:51 PM
This is not OK by me. I am looking for a lifelong mate, so, I want a demonstration that a man is willing to 'invest' in the idea of a long-term relationship. By your warped logic, you are looking for financial support and not companionship. I hear theres money to be made in street walking.

anchorman2006

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would you share your toothbrush?? Posted: 8/19/2006 11:50:11 PM
They actually say that traces of fecal matter are found no matter where in the house a toothbrush is kept. okayyyyyy....please stop building houses made of turds.

anchorman2006

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would you share your toothbrush?? Posted: 8/19/2006 11:42:54 PM
Blame it on me being a virgo. I could not do it. I'd keep a dozen extra toothbrushes but never ever share it. can anyone say village bicycle

anchorman2006

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mathematics Posted: 8/19/2006 11:41:15 PM
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. for the novices. As a man, you must simply master the letting her think she's won. Here's another one for you New Argument + Smart woman = 2nd black eye

anchorman2006

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Why guys are so intrested in Lezbians and want to watch them? Posted: 8/19/2006 10:45:02 PM
Why guys are so intrested in Lezbians and want to watch them? I dont think anyone is trying to watch Rosie O Donnell do anyone. The whole thing is not cool at all.

anchorman2006

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Looking for opinions on proposing to my ex. Posted: 8/19/2006 4:04:32 AM
Would proposing with a fake or small ring make a difference. I might be a fool in love but dropping 5k on a ring for a woman that left me seems a little extra crazy. If she said yes I would immidiatly replace it with a ring she wanted. WTF!

anchorman2006

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opinions please... Posted: 8/19/2006 3:15:54 AM
would it really make a difference wether they started seeing each other before or after you separated ? You say it was your best mate so she crossed a line regardless of when it happened. At least thats how I see it. Shit happens. Move on.

anchorman2006

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opinions please... Posted: 8/19/2006 3:08:29 AM
move on. shit happens.

anchorman2006

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Do straight guys secretly yearn to kiss another man full-on? Posted: 8/19/2006 2:15:00 AM
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Do straight guys secretly yearn to kiss another man full-on? Posted: 8/19/2006 1:20:29 AM
I suspect that many straight men secretly want to engage in serious kissing with another man, just to see what it's like. If anyone's got any stories to tell, feel free to share. I suspect this is a gay dude looking for a hook up. NO, WE DO NOT WANT TO KISS YOU..

anchorman2006

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What do you consider disturbing music ?? Posted: 8/19/2006 1:08:23 AM
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anchorman2006

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why is it than when you buy... Posted: 8/19/2006 1:06:10 AM
monster cables. Not too expensive. Great performance.

anchorman2006

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How many sexual partners does it take to become a turn off! Posted: 8/18/2006 8:30:08 PM
Women are not too touchy about this subject but somehow men are more uptight about it. The only way women can have their numbers down is if men were banging each other. Even if she has had 100 or 1000 as long as it was before you it should not be an issue. So men, your sex life is good, please DO NOT ask that question. You dont want to know that answer. The reason men obsess with this is because in their minds they want to beleive they are the greatest lay the woman ever had.

anchorman2006

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Guys, do you ACTUALLY care what the girl wears on the date? Posted: 8/18/2006 8:24:52 PM
Im my dating days I preferred she be in a dress or skirt. Easier access.

anchorman2006

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What does I rather end things now really mean Posted: 8/18/2006 8:15:29 PM
What does "I rather end things now then hurt her later" mean, when nothing was even going on in the first place.. duh...

anchorman2006

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FWB or relationship Posted: 8/18/2006 8:05:34 PM
so really what is wrong with me? I suspect that the fact that you seem to be a party animal ( based on your profile pics ) has got something to do with it.

anchorman2006

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Up to $500 Cdn. to spend ... Posted: 8/18/2006 2:46:45 AM
BOSE.....nuff said'

anchorman2006

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How to end the Head Games. Posted: 8/18/2006 2:36:02 AM
One day out of nowhere (infront of this new girl) he calles me a *hore and starts yelling I smell a rat. Men dont do things like this just out of the blue. You are omitting some details.

anchorman2006

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American Businees in INDIA Posted: 8/18/2006 12:46:55 AM
can not believe these american companies ! Three times today I had to make phone calls trying to get my money refunded for airline ticket & from another company that billed me when I canceled with them in Spril. All three time I got some Indian person taht I could not even understand giving me the run arround! Basicaly the airline took 500.00 I told me I could not get a refund .I bought travel insurance from the website I bought the ticket form but the airline will not take it! This pisses me off to no end. The fact that I can understand the people just adds to the problem! They take American jobs & take them to India ! Train these people on how to rip us off! perhaps if you learned to spell correctly we would not have to outsource to india. The bottom line is some Americans get immediately hostile any time they hear a foreign accent. Instead of focusing on the problem at hand they focus on the person making what would have been an easy solution even more difficult. No one is trying to rip you off. The companies are owned by Americans who hace simply discovered that it costs 75% less per month to pay someone in India who will do a better job because the jobs are in high demand.

anchorman2006

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what makes people cheat ???? Posted: 8/17/2006 11:55:52 PM
women make people cheat...one woman drives him away..another cheats with him.

anchorman2006

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Karma Posted: 8/17/2006 11:48:16 PM
What does this story have to do with Karma. Or maybe your just a boy george fan. karma..karma..karma..kameleon...you come and go...you come and go..o..o.

anchorman2006

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Hate Crimes Posted: 8/17/2006 10:42:09 PM
Now,yes,I'll agree,this was a stupid and hateful act and he deserves to be punished,but ten years?C'mon,all he did was hurt someone's feelings,they'll get over it. Spoken like a true bigott. If a person is murdered or assaulted,that in and of itself is a crime that merits serious punishment .What difference does it make if the motive is racial biggotry or robbery? You need to look up the definition of hate crime. Problem with current events is that there are too many uninformed idiots mouthing off things that they do not really have a grasp of.

anchorman2006

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Neighbor's Husband Posted: 8/17/2006 9:53:13 PM
so, why am I feeling guilty? maybe because when you so him here you envisioned some friendly neighborhood twat busting bednastics.

anchorman2006

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For a moment in time (for as long s you could tolerate) Switch Genders Posted: 8/17/2006 9:37:11 PM
I am not touching this one with a ten foot pole.

anchorman2006

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Control Posted: 8/17/2006 7:28:59 PM
And have I mentioned how irritated I am that he is piggy backing on my wireless out in my driveway, bringing this to POF rather than talking to me about it? this is not a control issue. Its two childish adults who cant communicate. I suggest both of you ingest generous ammounts of whatever substances he has that you have a problem with, and when your both completely whacked, have a round of very strong sex. After that, keep your dirty laundry between the two of you.

anchorman2006

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Too much info on first dates. What has scared you off? Posted: 8/17/2006 2:56:59 AM
I think you should get to know someone before telling them things that should be kept secret. Personally, I would like to know if that lump in her pants is just bad tailoring or if she is packing more tool than me. Some things need to be layed out on the first date.

anchorman2006

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How to find the good men that want ..... Posted: 8/17/2006 2:53:46 AM
For one you state you want a guy who likes kids but not willing to have any more. So what you are seeking is financial support. I know guys who may be okay being with a woman with three kids but I think they would want to have at least one of their own with you unless they already have their own with someone else.

anchorman2006

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Is sweet attractive? Posted: 8/17/2006 2:12:49 AM
SWEET = I am into some realy kinky stuff and I dont think she would be able to handle it. Think whips, motorcycle chains, 9 feet dildos etc...

anchorman2006

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Who thinks that what hezbollah is doing really is the right thing? Posted: 8/17/2006 1:58:07 AM
Radical muslims don't deserve respect. I will say it one more time. Israel is the only middleeastern country that does not want to wipe us off the face of the earth. Wake up people! USA and British empire are infidels according to Islam and need to die. Who exactly told you that Israel is an Islamic country. Read up on your current events, history and geography before posting rubbish.

anchorman2006

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attraction to the voice Posted: 8/17/2006 1:07:50 AM
there are certain accents and also tones of voice that attract me is this the same for you??????????? Please speak very quetly into an envelope. Include in the envelope 20 dollars and mail it to me ASAP. After I receive the envelope and determine that the money is inside, I will evaluate your voice and tell you how sexy it is. But seriously, latina accents are the sexiest.

anchorman2006

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Heinous or no? Posted: 8/17/2006 1:03:25 AM
It's hilarious when you whip a camera out & capture his heinous self then Bam the shocks on him & you walk away snickering. If someone wants you to watch him flog his monkey, I doubt very match that capturing this moment in time will shock him.

anchorman2006

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Women vs. Girls Posted: 8/17/2006 12:52:05 AM
If OP was not dressed like a girl I may have taken this question seriously but to answer the question, girls.

anchorman2006

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Women If you haven't considered younger men read on... Posted: 8/16/2006 3:09:54 AM
I dont buy what OP has posted here. She has 2 conflicting posts and both are probably just fantasies.

anchorman2006

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Borrowing Kids Posted: 8/16/2006 2:42:59 AM
This is some Michael Jackson shit going on here.

anchorman2006

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Would like your thoughts on this.... Posted: 8/16/2006 2:30:45 AM
The thrill of the chase ended in high school ( for me at least ). I have better things to do with my time. As for starting fresh, I dont get its relation to the initial query.

anchorman2006

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World Cup Vs World Series Vs Superbowl Vs Stanley Cup Posted: 8/16/2006 2:27:20 AM
World cup is the true test. Here in the US we are quick to label ourselves "world Champions" in every tournament. I think the only sports we may be unbeatable are basketball, football and Sprints ( of course with healthy doses of steroids ). Besides that, we pretty much suck at everything else.

anchorman2006

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Women If you haven't considered younger men read on... Posted: 8/16/2006 1:59:40 AM
I'm convinced.....wheres your grandma?....i've got a fridge full of prunes and metamucil for some lucky lady. dude..you almost got me fired for that one

anchorman2006

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strong sex drive but capacity for long periods of abstinence? Posted: 8/16/2006 1:25:03 AM
Dude, you are about to damn us into some twisted experiment. I need some at the minimum once per day. Hugging and kissing is for watching tv.

anchorman2006

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music sample rip offs Posted: 8/16/2006 12:41:41 AM
clearly any rapper who feels the need to sample music doesn't think that the tune can be memorable ON IT'S OWN I see another rap hater with nothing else to rant about. Well, I LOVE RAP so kindly fukk off.

anchorman2006

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Heinous or no? Posted: 8/16/2006 12:25:34 AM
maybe he wanted to count sperm. Its a new and exciting hobby.

anchorman2006

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How deep are we Posted: 8/15/2006 11:34:14 PM
Were not trying to date oompa loompas.

anchorman2006

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The Wing-Man Posted: 8/15/2006 9:54:55 PM
I thought this was about a guy who worked at KFC The wingman technique was invented because if there is a group of chicks, you can never hit on one without jelousy rearing its ugly head in the others.

anchorman2006

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strange question but i have to ask??? Posted: 8/15/2006 4:11:17 AM
but hey you can always spit on it somehow, visions of someone in a cape clearing his throat a lobbing a giant lugi into your vagina come to mind.

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