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nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 17 (view)

Bogus Profiles? Posted: 5/17/2006 10:17:43 PM
My first belief is that he is lieing, HOWEVER... It is entirely possible that he didnt want to attract a gold digger based on his income level. ( I doubt the 2nd, but it is written, judge not, that ye be not judged) so.... ?

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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narrow minded people Posted: 5/17/2006 10:07:30 PM
Posted by: jenni "Yes and gladly so since apparently not sleeping with children is seen as narrowminded to some people" Like the country song goes: Let them be little let them sleep in the middle, I love sleeping with my children.

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 34 (view)

Y do guys lie to get a pice of A$$?? Posted: 5/17/2006 8:09:50 PM
>You asked why. I think that something changes after sex; it's so emotionally charged. Even if both people say, "hey, this is just a bio thing, right? Right - right" - wham, it happens. Something is different aftewards.... Maybe dude actually meant he cared? >Nothing would change if people would be honest with their feelings, like, Man i really enjoyed effing you! Lets do it again sometime! OK? LOL >fungal, are you sure condoms arent safe from herpes? I thought it was.

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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can someone explain this phrase? Posted: 5/17/2006 7:31:21 PM
Here is a novel Idea. Ask him straight out if he wants to be exclusive. (from message 46) Of course the best straight answer to that would be as he leans and kisses her lips and says, "When I am with you, I am exclusively with you".

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 108 (view)

the post that never ends Posted: 5/17/2006 7:24:43 PM
taps the mic "Is this thing on?" TC or OP, I know exactly what you mean this guy came in my thread titled, "Dont worry if your fat, theres a fat guy or girl out there interested in you" and man was he long winded. on and on he went about being overlooked for the job by a lazy pouty girl, and on about girls getting 10 offers to every 1 offer a guy gets on here! LOL

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 24 (view)

Why can't guys think of interesting things to do on dates. Posted: 5/17/2006 7:11:43 PM
from bucsgirl: A first date idea is that...an idea, NOT a contract. That's missing the point. A first meet should be short, comfortable and interesting. ANd ended hopefully at the point that both want more. That's when you plan a date. A first meet is just to assure yourself that the person is who they say they are. >WELL SAID, SOMEONE PUT A STAR BY BUCKSQUIRRELS NAME!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 74 (view)

23 Years and I get thrown away! Posted: 5/17/2006 7:03:56 PM
hey maggie, i know it must be hard for you, on a serious note, consider taking out your frustrations at the gym lifting weights, and using aerobic machines, before you know it, youll have such a mean lean body, it will be hard for any man to resist you, and comfort of the two joining flesh will be there again, before you know it!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 30 (view)

Do you feel like you're dead in the water here anymore? Posted: 5/17/2006 6:53:26 PM
O.P. Any thoughts? I got one for ya, I noticed on your profile you had 4 people who put you on their favorites list. So, I'm guessing theres at least 4 fish in here for you. But if your like me, well my name says it all. P.S. I think Annnaa's a definate possibility, he he he

nofatgirlsplz

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Msg: 108 (view)

Three years of war and americans still cant find Iraq on a map. Posted: 5/17/2006 6:28:31 PM
>U know, on the one hand having the united states try to establish some stability in the region is a great thing, because with alot of wealth, comes power, and evil power, well just look at history to see the evil there, Hitler, Stalin. We've learned from previous wars, how much more costly it would be if we just let iran take over the whole region and then fight them as an evil dictatorship superpower where we would lose how many more soldiers? >And then another point is if we were to dump the trillions of dollars we are spending on the war into extracting the shale oil in the rocky mountains, we may well be paying $.99 a gallon for gas by now. Did you know, there is about 100x amount of oil in the form of shale right here in the US than all the middle eastern countries combined?

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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Why can't guys think of interesting things to do on dates. Posted: 5/17/2006 6:12:15 PM
Guilty as charged, Im one of them that cant think of anything more than dinner and a movie. Could it be because half the brain is trying to plan the date, and the other half is trying to score? Hmmmmm.....

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 99 (view)

paying on a first date Posted: 5/17/2006 10:54:20 AM
I am not paying for anything sorry. from message 80. If forums4u and i went on a date, I think it would go something like this when its time to pay..."I left my wallet in the car, Ill be right back" (vaaarrrrroooooooooommmmmmm)

nofatgirlsplz

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I'm Not Attracted To Men My Age.... Posted: 5/17/2006 10:42:29 AM
I dont set an age limit on who I can date, the law does!

nofatgirlsplz

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Y do guys lie to get a pice of A$$?? Posted: 5/17/2006 10:24:09 AM
i always tell the ladies that i am interested in them because i would like to have sex with....some want that and some don't....lol, many times I would send messages asking for sex like "would you like to have sex with?" of course most of the ladies get offended....well at least someone wanted you in that way hey meowdude, when you get tired of the hunt, a for sure way to get sex every night is to get married, of course the down side to this is she'll eventually get fat and lazy while your out slaving away knocking out the rent, but when that happens, it's time to put that fishy back in the ocean and scroll back thru the "plenty of fish" website!

nofatgirlsplz

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Msg: 40 (view)

How many are in relationships made possible by POF, and how long as it been Posted: 5/17/2006 10:15:07 AM
I think online hookups are becoming more popular for a couple reasons: In the old days, people used to marry "the girl next door" then it was "the high school sweetheart". Lately, since the cost of living is so high, and many want a house, a new car, computer, we work alot more, so we tend to marry the people we work with. But, when you get divorced, and your working so hard to pay your bills, and you've already dated everyone at your work, you've been at for the past 15 years, whats left? The answer = "The internet hookup". I still think hitting on the young foreign girls working in fast food restaurants is a gold mine, especially for older guys that like younger females. Michael Douglas, your my idol!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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can someone explain this phrase? Posted: 5/17/2006 10:04:34 AM
I think it means, Im seeing her and her roomate, and this other girl, and her friend, just trying to pick the one girl thats going to be my other half, out of the billions of girls that are out there. Isn't this what the girls are doing also?

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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Y do guys lie to get a pice of A$$?? Posted: 5/17/2006 9:24:49 AM
lieing to get into bed with you, where do I start....U know back in my "pre-moral" days, I used to post in yahoo chat rooms, Any girl want to ****? No questions asked. Its funny, I actually had some takers. LOL

nofatgirlsplz

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Highly recommended First Date ideas: Posted: 5/16/2006 6:36:54 PM
Glad I could help, and heres a tip for you fat girls, Im sure theres a fat guy out there somewhere just for you, just remember, the fatter the guy, the better your chances are with him.

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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how do you get over nervousness/shyness? Posted: 5/16/2006 8:04:59 AM
go to a coffee shop, get that warm caffeine flowing thru your veins, and before long, you both will be motor mouths! A dual benefit, is the cup of coffee doest cost much if theres no love connection.

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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Highly recommended First Date ideas: Posted: 5/16/2006 8:02:36 AM
If your shy when it comes to breaking the ice with your new date companion, I highly recommend taking her on a first date to a coffee shop, because when the caffeine kicks in it will jump start both your motor mouths. If they dont drink coffee, get them a nice cup of hot chocolate. (This will most always be the case if your dating in Utah, if they are mormon). 2ndly, a cup of coffee starts out at around a $1.50 so your not out anything for your troubles, if theres no love connection.

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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paying on a first date Posted: 5/16/2006 7:51:01 AM
O I agree with tbum, a coffee shop is a great idea, if your shy, that caffein will jump start the motor mouths in both of you. And what ever happened, to hey wanna go see a movie dutch style? If she says what do you mean dutch style? You say, "you know, you pay your way, and ill pay mine". You can start a discussion even on who should pay for the date . She might say something like, "you see this barbie doll figure of mine?" Ive never had to pay for a date yet. To which you respond, "ok doll, if you let me take that barbie doll figure for a test drive, ill be glad to pay your way, deal?". You see you can wheel and deal on dates before they even start. Or how bout this, she says, no kissing on the first date, lets go out as friends, to which you counter her offer by saying, i say we start out having wild monkey sex, and see where it goes from there. (dont forget to mention that you are just negotiating here, like in every other thing in life). Perhaps you both can meet somewhere in the middle!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 190 (view)

Genital Herpes (Man am I lucky) Posted: 5/16/2006 7:35:07 AM
Considering all the girls Ive been with, Man am I lucky not to have gotten herpes, aids, only a couple minor things. Hell I never even used protection. I hope they didnt get pregnant though. I've definately gotten sex out of my system, now I dont put out until after the marriage Contract. Yes any girl I marry has to sign a contract, but we wont discuss why here. LOL

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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Hello Again (Not that Ive been here before) Just another Hello Posted: 5/15/2006 6:38:38 PM
Hello, Im new here, I just found this place yesterday, and am enjoying talking with some of you. See ya out there!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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At the end of a date and you're not interested what do you do? Posted: 5/15/2006 5:19:38 PM
Hey thats my line..always works...BTW..you dont have to worry about the date going any farther than a friendship if you make sure before you go that you say "let's go out as friends and see where it goes"..it gets you out of the kiss and awkwardness...and guys need to respect that instead of claiming that we ruined their lives by not going out with them a second time...gimme a break tall and sassy, thats a great opening offer, of course Id like to counter it with, how about we start out as hot sweat swapping lovers, and compromise for something in the middle?

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 35 (view)

What do you notice first Posted: 5/15/2006 5:01:08 PM
buzzy, but most every guy is desperate, the ones that arent already get plenty of attention from girls, kind of a catch 22, know what I mean. Take me for instance, do I seep desperate to you? LOLOLOLOL

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 34 (view)

What do you notice first Posted: 5/15/2006 4:56:56 PM
i agree, the eyes have it, but what is next to be noticed? For a guy, its, how big is that ass?

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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HELP THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME Posted: 5/15/2006 4:51:44 PM
dont underestimate the value of hitting the gym 2 times a day! when you aint got no dates, if you invest your dateless nights directly proportional to the amount that your work out at the gym, you will find, that the inbalance has a NATURAL tendacy to balance it self! Go figure!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 28 (view)

HELP THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME Posted: 5/15/2006 4:46:57 PM
I agree with maverick, you should find singles group activities, they are the least pressure, as you dont pair up with any one person, but rather, you get to meet several people at one time. I know the mormon singles churches have singles groups that meet each sunday and thruought the week for activities, (usually about 300 or more on sundays) One of the best meat markets Ive seen!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 30 (view)

At the end of a date and you're not interested what do you do? Posted: 5/15/2006 4:42:24 PM
Hows this for an end of the date topper.... Out of the billions of women available I appreciate you making the time to date me. Ill call you if you make my top 100 list!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 36 (view)

Is Romance Dead? Posted: 5/15/2006 4:17:17 PM
hey roadhouseman, call it a lucky guess, but im guessing that your girlfriend that you light candles by the bathtub and brought out strawberries, and chocolate for wasn't fat, am I right? Man how do I know these things?

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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I'm Not Attracted To Men My Age.... Posted: 5/15/2006 1:14:58 PM
hya well im with the lord on gays, wheres the fire and brimestone when you need it, like in the days of sodomy and ghonorrhea, errr, i mean sodom and gomorrah.

nofatgirlsplz

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Msg: 88 (view)

paying on a first date Posted: 5/15/2006 1:11:40 PM
thats why i always ask her, "what do YOU want to do", so Im off the hook!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 86 (view)

paying on a first date Posted: 5/15/2006 12:51:59 PM
As If! The only time a man should pay for the date, is when it is considered a "down payment" on a little something something later. But since I dont have sex before marriage, u can rest assure ladies your paying your own way, or else your gonna be taking a cab home. Can I get a what what? LOL

nofatgirlsplz

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23 Years and I get thrown away! Posted: 5/15/2006 12:36:01 PM
forums4u, Ill show you mine, if you show me yours,

nofatgirlsplz

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I'm Not Attracted To Men My Age.... Posted: 5/15/2006 12:31:14 PM
men are attracted to older woman because she has more experience? NOT! Did you miss the part that MEN NEED VISUAL STIMULATION? While women, on the other hand, need to feel loved, and appreciated, two totally different needs, Men are ready to go when they see their female counterpart crawl across the floor in short shorts, while women need to be "romanced" thruout the day, or foreplay. I say the man who is attracted to the older woman is probably also gay, cuase if he gets with another guy, he can be dominated there too! Its the man's role to lead, if a woman tried to be the aggressor during sex, subconsciencially id be asking my self who was the man here, and ED would soon follow!

nofatgirlsplz

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Msg: 157 (view)

I'm Not Attracted To Men My Age.... Posted: 5/15/2006 8:54:22 AM
u ladies are just finding this stuff out? Welcome to the club, now you know why us 40 year old guys like young females also! Look at Michael Douglas marrying catherine zeta jones, hes 2x her age, Joseph the father of jesus was 30 when he married mary who was about 15 years old. Most women put on weight later in life, so the visual stimulation men need to "get it up" just isnt there, and you thought the problem was with them, to be solved in a little pill, hya right! Try letting a guy with erectile problems hooking up with his babysitter, for instance, and youll see where the problem reallly lies. LOL

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

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This game is getting old! Posted: 5/15/2006 8:19:07 AM
genius, and u other guys here that are struggling. Take a few tips from a master of women... 1st, when you can score a date in real life, you will increase your successes in a place like this. 2nd, the odds are in your favor, of the billions of women out there to choose from, you can only select one. now granted you may be experiencing that none of them seem interested in you, but beleive me when i say, personality, personality, personality, is the key. And I dont mean a fake one either, a good personality starts with just giving up and having fun "hitting" on the opposite gender. Dont care what the response is, try hitting on every girl you see in a sandwich shop, coffee shop, and when the circumstances are right, (u find a lonely desperate girl for instance) u will get a bite or two. Now heres a line that never fails for me, (of course I unfairly have the advantage of being above average looking) but Id walk up to a girl Id like to date, and say something about her that I like, : like, "Wow you are really cute, hey i got to go catch up with my friends now, but any chance i can get your number? maybe we can hook up sometime. Now remember this worked because i am pretty dang cute, and my deliveries are so unbelievably**** the girls cant tell if im joking or serious. You just got to find a system that works for you. It is true the nice guy doesnt get the girl, at least not the one that you can get it up with. Ive seen too often, that most girls want a player, (even though they will deny it, ive seen it happen right in front of me every time, when i was in training, yes i was trained by 2 master players), and then they wonder why their hearts are broken, but that is another subject entirely. Practice, practice, practice your lines, your communication skillz, your confidence will naturally go up. If you dont believe me, the next time your standing in line at say a Cafe Rio Mexican food restaurant, turn to the girl behind you or in front and ask her, (i actually did this to convince a friend i know what im saying), what does a girl like in a guy, the first response is invariably, PERSONALITY, looks is a bonus, muscles is a bonus. and just as you would overlook a doglike face for a curvacious body, dont underestimate the power of hitting the gym and improving on your strong points. Lastly, often when a girl turns you down, she already has a boyfriend, and isnt looking, dont let it get you down, just have fun with it, I used to love the response: "in your dreams" try to get them to say that, its funny as heck! The more fun you have, the more responses youll get, and before you know it , the no's will be turning into a yes!

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 57 (view)

23 Years and I get thrown away! Posted: 5/15/2006 7:39:39 AM
stocktonfatchick, ya i married a girl even though i wasnt attracted to her, and I think you were the one that siad, "Its on the inside that counts, beauty is only skin deep", well im here to say that in order to have sex during your relationship, then you must be attracted to your mate, thus the name "nofatgirlsplz". Sorry but if your fat, maybe you should be looking for a fat guy, did you ever think of that?

nofatgirlsplz

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Should I dump him Posted: 5/14/2006 9:46:04 PM
WELL DUH, It says on your profile must be a short term relationship, so whatcha complaining for? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

nofatgirlsplz

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This game is getting old! Posted: 5/14/2006 9:39:41 PM
IMITATIONOFLIFE, THANKS, IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT, NOTHING LIKE CUTTING OUT THE GAMES AND GETTING TO THE POINT EH? BESIDES, CONTRARY TO BULLCRAP OPINION, ITS NOT ON THE INSIDE THAT MAKES A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP FOR A MAN, BUT THE ATTRACTIVENESS OF THE WOMAN ON THE OUTSIDE! HA!

nofatgirlsplz

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23 Years and I get thrown away! Posted: 5/14/2006 9:35:28 PM
STOCKTONFATCHICK, WHY DID I MARRY A FAT CHICK? CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE KEPT SAYING ITS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS, BUT IF YOU CANT GET IT UP, CAUSE THERES NO VISUAL STIMULATION, WELL, THERE ISNT MUCH CHANCE OF A FAMILY THERE NOW IS THERE?

nofatgirlsplz

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Msg: 22 (view)

Is Romance Dead? Posted: 5/14/2006 9:30:15 PM
HMM DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT.

nofatgirlsplz

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Is Romance Dead? Posted: 5/14/2006 9:28:54 PM
WELL U SEE ITS LIKE THIS, GIRLS WANT ROMANCE AND GUYS WANT SEX, WE WORK FOR SEX, SO WHY DONT YOU JUST HANDLE ALL THE ROMANCE? LOL

nofatgirlsplz

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This game is getting old! Posted: 5/14/2006 9:12:59 PM
try putting on your profile, NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE, I GUARANTEE YOU WILL CUT OUT ALOT OF PLAYERS, LOL

nofatgirlsplz

Joined: 5/14/2006

Msg: 40 (view)

23 Years and I get thrown away! Posted: 5/14/2006 6:30:06 PM
wow, talk about a heart breaker, im doing the same thing to my wife, although not quite as long. Let me tell you from a mans view. Im struggling with the temptation of being with other women, and i figure its only a matter of time before i break down, i have never cheated on my wife, but im also tired of not being able to have sex, men need visual stimulation in order to be stimulated, and this after even oral, didnt work. So I hope god doesnt judge me too harshly , i figure one final breakoff, and get with someone im attracted to, is better than falling into sinful temptation of adultery or pornography. btw, ive found that when you take up a sport and get really good at it, the hours of exercise just disappear before you know it, the increased endorfins help boost your metabolism as well as work as an appetite surpressant. I've literally played basket ball for 8 hours straight on a saturday, and i would wish for you that you succeed in losing the weight, and thereby do all that you can to bring the family back together again, and be forgiving to your husband. What a nice virtuous gift it is for a woman keep herself attractive for her husband, so that he doesnt ahve to deal with temptations, and risk condemnation of his soul. Good luck!

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