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younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Till Death Do us Part...or Im Single in Heaven Posted: 11/27/2009 3:20:30 PM
OMG,, if I only had a sales contract with Heavens buyers. I could be the largest skateboard manufacture in China..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Talking about sex before even meeting Posted: 11/27/2009 1:56:34 AM
i just don't understand where these guys are finding these girls who allegedly "don't like sex ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well,, We do find ones that like Sex ... They just don't like Sex after marriage .. They don't like sex that involves moving .. They don't like sex with the same guy any longer than 6 months..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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my best friend act weird around my girl. he a suspect! Posted: 11/27/2009 1:48:19 AM
myself, knowing what I know now,,, get your mind set, go ahead keep clubbing, she does this again,, Walk up and ... say you TWO have a great life,, She's doing you a favor... I would put money on her doing the same favor to Him..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Dating the same sex because your heart was broken Posted: 11/27/2009 1:25:12 AM
Oo ya I feel it, been there... Got dumped,, Turned lesbian. started hang' wita da sistas,, They jus used me, like there toy.. The Red panties, I just felt soooooo well you no..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Almost 2 years...and im not over my FIRST LOVE LOL How? Posted: 11/27/2009 1:18:41 AM
What happen dude,, The bike take a dump ? It's good, just do a new crank, bore it gaskets,, she's good to go..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Christian/Other what does it really mean to those who put it on their profile? Posted: 11/26/2009 5:21:35 PM
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. (Exodus 20:4-6) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is one of the longest commandments, although people don’t generally realize this because in most lists the vast majority is cut out. If people remember it at all they remember only the first phrase: “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,” but that alone is sufficient to cause controversy and disagreement. Some liberal theologians have even argued that this commandment originally consisted of only that nine word phrase. It is believed by most theologians that this commandment was designed to underscore the radical difference between God as creator and God’s creation. It was common in various Near East religions to use representations of the gods to facilitate worship, but in ancient Judaism this was prohibited because no aspect of the creation could adequately stand in for God. Human beings come closest to sharing in the attributes of divinity, but other than them it simply isn’t possible for anything in creation to suffice. Most scholars believe that the reference to “graven images” was a reference to idols of beings other than God. It does not say anything like “graven images of men” and the implication seems to be that if someone makes a graven image, it cannot possible be one of God. Thus, even if they think they have made an idol of God, in reality any idol is necessarily one of some other god. This is why this prohibition of graven images is normally regarded as being fundamentally connected to the prohibit of worshipping any other gods.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Marriage for Citizenship not Love Posted: 11/26/2009 12:39:27 AM
Dang ! All that ol canukkie want me for was sex, To beat it all she want ME to pay my own way up there .

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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why does he keeps talking about past relatinships? Posted: 11/26/2009 12:14:18 AM
Is it possible... he hopes you will not only be a girlfriend , but also a friend ? The one He can open up and talk to ??

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Buy a T-shirt...... Posted: 11/26/2009 12:04:03 AM
O hell that's easy,, Do the internet conversion ,, Lust = chemistry Then it's all good.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How do you people stand to live in Portland or any big city? Posted: 11/25/2009 11:20:42 PM
Why do I think I know this Jesus ???? It's Dikes, not Dykes,, I hope .. Truth be known, Portlanders consider those to be Sea walls, don't ask me why. anyway, that's what they tell me, but then " They" live in vancouver.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Marriage for Citizenship not Love Posted: 11/25/2009 10:29:04 PM
I don't get it ?? I get the women from Canada wanting me to move up there .. Damed if I'll live in a Igloo

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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What a man over 45 looks for in a relationship. Posted: 11/25/2009 7:56:16 PM
In reading the females post/views ,,, once over 50 Sex is just a number

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How do you people stand to live in Portland or any big city? Posted: 11/25/2009 1:09:49 PM
where do I get all that stuff ?? read that post above mine. We call this imagination...as in the lack of sun, so the population turns White,, Relax , let you mind unravel the mystery .. you might say it's all BS..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Have you ever received a Xmas present that made things a deal breaker? Posted: 11/25/2009 2:25:55 AM
A 3 year supply of " extends" might do it ! ! ! I know.. I know... it's the thought that counts . My family did do the classic ,, The 30 yr old fruit cake .. I think the can finaly got a rust hole, and the cake was used for a building block.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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ED over 45 Posted: 11/25/2009 2:09:02 AM
interesting terms we use, years ago this was called impotent, now ED, ?? Just guessing at this, but by using the term erectile dysfunction more money can be made.. possibly this becomes a condition that can be treated ( money) rather than a problem that may or maybe cured ?? I can assure you ladies that this happen at all ages even in your 20's,, At least I think this took place with me, I may have been around 24/25, During a period where there was a " lack of ", At that point " Rosie" and I formed a very bonding, relationship. as you may guess, soon into the new life " Rosie" began having problems/ headaches or just wasn't in the mood.. Then came " Sue" oh damn, look out, " rosie " was kicked to the curb.. and life was good..once again.... What I find hard to believe is this 45 yr old thing ?? I had my 3 week or so problem.. since then never an issue, I would say from mid 30's to mid 50's is more the male prime time... I did hear about the wonder pill way back, and told the G/F of that time, " give me a double" her reply was .. Bullshit not with me you won't " That must have been mid 30's I be the first to admit, give me a " Double".. If that pill will kept "little Eddie" up for four hours. What guy in his right mind wouldn't want this ??? ok, I'm having a fantasy, The " what guy needs to have the What female also " moving forward in life, towards the last years of the ex, maybe age 54 ?? I found " eddie" wasn't all that excited about the Ex ( ex would past as Arm candy, babe type) only after years of fighting along with knowing she had been cheating, Will " again Eddie " found Dumpster Driving wasn't his thing.. He would go for it, BUT................. with ex out of the picture " Eddie got over it" or he made me believe he did. you know how " They" can be.. A few yrs pasted, O baby. an online met. Chemistry ! ! oh yes after time the encounter, ok a few encounters ( same female) BUT " Eddie" wasn't to sure He wasn't still dumpster driving . I do after reading threads like this, believe the little Turd got us kicked to the curb.. I have worked on Beating some sense into him, it looks like a total failure on my end. I came to the conclusion " There's no hope without Dope" in doing this went online to find the cost of happy pill. OMG , add this into the price of seeing Doc feel good and damn. Now add the cost of finding and dating a POF female, A guy might as well give Demi Moore a call. To be serious, it is good to see a female post something a bit more positive about this...where most on this thread are only giving there reason for looking for that young guy ( sex) yet wanting everyone to believe there here for love. most any male , when ask about his pervious sex life, will use the phrase " she just laid there or dead fish " leading to divorce .. In talks with females I hear " I didn't know I was supposed to do anything until after I was 40 " some say " enjoy myself", then will admit they had been just laying there .. These have all been women friends, not one I had relationships with I better add each had been in a fairly recent divorce my point may well be that each partner plays a part in this ED.. Welp it's Eddie's bed time ...

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How do you people stand to live in Portland or any big city? Posted: 11/24/2009 11:32:29 PM
I'm guessing '2' hasn't really lived in or around salt lake or Portland for any length of time.. One can only guess the reason,, so many white people live in Portland, is that they were not accepted in other areas of the state.. The Hillbillies, Rednecks, pushed the whites into the city's, for the need of office, factory workers to fill hi ranking state and federal government positions and purchase the McMansions. built in and around vancouver/Camas Oregon. Not to fear, They will soon be moving to China, At which time the area will be awarded back to the state of Washington, who will be paying for and building a new river just North of coburg, At this time the complete River will be the new northern state line of Oregon. This river will carry the Name of Hempuqa ( old indian name for " He who sucks on pipe , lays on a$$ all day " ) .....

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Shy guy, no real dating experience, what to do? Advice please. Posted: 11/24/2009 9:46:31 PM
But...but.. it's to far to Drive ..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Don't Smoke Around Your Apple. Posted: 11/24/2009 8:37:19 PM
having met some of the heads of apple way back when, you can bet.. pot smoke is not harmful...

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Honesty or Rudeness, 50+ is too old for these games. Posted: 11/24/2009 8:29:21 PM
Is this just another of the hourly Troll post, Only this time You just got to lazy to fill out the profile, you make a scenario, where the guy is being honest, The female came off with the be Honest, be friends first, odds have it these no chemistry. Met on POF, same as his other babes in waiting. He's over 50, that means Ed no woody.. females a cougar, meaning she needs a guy under 45, He knows this. He may even be retired, so that's a kick to the curb.. Good chance his car is used = cheap. So your best be is travel to a country that has known male cat houses, get out the cash and get what you want not need.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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ED over 45 Posted: 11/24/2009 7:14:49 PM
I just have to say I'm so sexy and hot that even dogs get excited when they pass me in the street ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ oops, are you my old Hi School friend ,, donna ? damn she sure liked that Dog

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Middle Aged Cheap Skates.... Posted: 11/24/2009 6:08:44 PM
After reading this. I'm believing I like being a cheapo skate. After spending $20,000 to put an addition on one of my places.. 60,000 in materials alone to do a total make over on #2 house. Then maybe 8,000 on this place, but only by using left overs from the other two , along with buying used or reject materials, as in oak trim. yep rejected junk, as in 25 cents a foot as apposed to $7 a foot. can you tell the difference ? NO .. carpet from a two year old custom home, That never sold, but when that home did sell, The wife didn't like the carpets color, selling price of used carpet ( 2400sq ft home) $50. all my cars (3) used, most my tools used. 90% of my furniture, new to me, yet used . Thank god for woman, That will sell a $2000 couch for 100 bucks, because the color or style is out of fashion. Come to think about it, all but one of the women in my life have been USED .. Now thats being cheapo now if wal mart would run a specail 2 for 1 sale on the imports

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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What you can tell by their eye color Posted: 11/24/2009 2:45:28 AM
Dang did we already do the ear lobes ?? A friend told me about that one years ago.. There are two different ear lobe shapes. But it's one of those things I would need to show you ..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Would you serve on the jury? Posted: 11/24/2009 2:14:14 AM
I will not serve on a Jury...ever... I do not care what the case is.. and at this point am exempt from Jury Duty, because of my profession. But I did flat tell the court clerk, I would simply say the guys innocent.... again not this case.. My reasoning is, The Judaical system has now turned to a financial system. This case will be drug out for how long ?? years ??? who will use this for a presidential election ?

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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What you can tell by their eye color Posted: 11/23/2009 6:22:16 PM
Stay tuned Kids, next week we have the show on, How easy a Woman is, by the shape of her ear lobe..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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wagon trains, government land, and homesteading Posted: 11/23/2009 4:38:47 PM
you need to do a lot more reading on this wagon trains, government land, and homesteading .. not reading of the glory stories of the oregon trail, look up Oregon california railroad... not only this, but anywhere a railroad went through,, you may have an eye opener.. Government corruption is not something new

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Why are the Oregon forums so lame? Posted: 11/23/2009 1:53:24 PM
last night, when looking at oregon, then posting on one, I noted that, 4 looks and 4 votes to delete.. Whats a crack is there deleteing your,,,, what to do for winter fun .... made it should have been something like,, 4 Hookers in a hot tub or wheres the street Ho's when it snows.. Better yet .. MyG/f's bang'n my brother. should I buy him Con da mini'ms

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Would you cheat on SO for alot of money? Posted: 11/23/2009 9:09:33 AM
Nappy's the only one thinking.... $1,000,000 cash USD .... for 2 minutes of work .. I'm worth more than that

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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The person you are interested in is already retired ... you are not. Posted: 11/23/2009 12:51:57 AM
ya,, they do ! We live alone, and Like It

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Middle Aged Cheap Skates.... Posted: 11/23/2009 12:47:32 AM
simple solution for all you male/female cheapskates... I drove a truck for a very long time, in doing this you live and breath fine dinning .. Since you all go at this as he pays/ she pays. tell the waitress, separate tickets .. done deal, she wants lobster.. He wants 10 drinks no problem.. she thinks he's cheap the tips not enough, no problem.. Oh maybe one problem, There wouldn't be a 45 page, ten year old thread, nothing to **** about ..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How do you people stand to live in Portland or any big city? Posted: 11/23/2009 12:14:26 AM
I had been thinking of posting here, but sure not into the last go around that was displayed.. I have friends in laPine, well one group has moved out to christmas valley, the other, There family owns your local market LOL... not Him, The family. Knowing that area since mid 60's, it has turned into a city. as far as being bum-whatever crapville, weeeellll: .... I'm sure it takes less time to be anywhere in bend, than it does at get across the I/5 or 205 Bridge at 3;30 pm. bend has everything to offer that Portland, maybe I should say close to what Portland has, unless we're talking titties bars. outlying areas offer much more in the way of sports.. But your wrong the Dykes are all in Eugene,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oops sorry that was Dikes..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Goodbye to the past, hello with the new! Posted: 11/22/2009 11:58:32 PM
Why not just join the army, get deployed to go overseas..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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where do you draw the line Posted: 11/22/2009 11:47:03 PM
once out of the blue the ex said, I have a line of guys waiting for me back in .......... ( reply) What ??? ( as in where's that coming from) Twice my ex said. I have a line of guys waiting for me back in .......... ( reply) have them come get your ass Third time my ex said... I have a line of guys waiting for me back in .......... ( reply) Get your ass out of my house and back to your line of guys. Then showed her the way to the driveway. I haven't seen her since . Soooo,, maybe she did have a line of guys. Thank god. So if he wanting to screw someone else, tell him to get after it .. and stay after it..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How do you people stand to live in Portland or any big city? Posted: 11/22/2009 10:17:30 PM
Having live in various area on the globe, for years at a time. I find I was able to adapt the there climates and cultures, whether that be heat or cold, 3rd world or 1st world guessing we consider yourself as being 1st world ?? Each area or city has it's own uniqueness and Beauty, along with there downfalls, Now give me a trailer and a dirt rd,, will I be happy ?................ Hell no make it a cabin along the river, 3 dancing girls, a hot tub .. I'll be good for a few days..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How do you people stand to live in Portland or any big city? Posted: 11/22/2009 9:07:32 PM
Large city's and small town's both have there advantages and disadvantages,, I grew up in the country, but lived in a city with millions and loved that life. later worked in and around Portland for about 15 years, To me la Pine is a large city, not the town it's self, but any where around there is wall to all homes. yep on 5 acre tracks aka burg of Bend.. every morning at 5 am, the SUVs come puring out of the woodwork heading into bend, same as Hillsboro to Portland Of Course Oregonian's can't drive ( rain/snow) they all moved here 4 yrs ago from L.A

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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A Matter of Trust Posted: 11/22/2009 6:25:25 PM
call CNN, Betting they'll do a front page story on this..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Trust issues Posted: 11/22/2009 5:49:05 PM
Is he any good in bed? A good cook? Does he fix things around the house? Like......what is he good for....run errands for you.....does he even put his dishes in the dishwasher instead of the sink...change the toilet roll when it runs out EVEN????????????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ just like a woman, to be concrened about these things. Hell, lets see the photos in his camera..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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sticking to your own 'kind' Posted: 11/22/2009 5:41:14 PM
Sticking to your own kind? sorry, but I have no interest in three legged/ two headed Humans

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Sex is sex and we no longer need to give or receive affection? What has happened to our age group? Posted: 11/22/2009 2:38:49 PM
I my view's this may well be the top post I have even seen on this site.. She's displaying the Aquarian mind at work.. I too shake my head after long discussion about this every topic with male & female. Of course not worded the same.. she used this statement ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to be able to lock on to their eyes and know they are just for me a look can also be full of passion ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is what I find to go over must peoples heads. Few have a clue of just how meaningful this is... A simple touch. a look. These are all a form of SEX.. We all hear about " making love using your eyes" But have any of you ever been there .. I mean to the point or almost the point of orgasm ? From what I know, As long as a person See's Sex as a mechanical function, This word affection, will be just that ... A word.. most now days will accept that the Brain is your largest or greatest sex organ. What does that mean... To you. How do you use this ?? Do you watch a couple porn flicks, get after it .. choke down a smoke, then go bowling ??

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Mushroom's Posted: 11/22/2009 2:58:05 AM
I appreciate any mushroom thread that doesn't involve a can of soup... I've turned must my mushrooms into soup.. The season is coming to an end here It snowed up in the Hills So far the dried mushroom have work out very nice. I do eat meat. I mixed some into hamburger, was surprised with the flavor. I would say it stronger than fresh..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Married woman becoming pregnant as the result of rape - does husband stay or leave Posted: 11/22/2009 1:26:13 AM
What If ?? This kid pops out and looks just like her Brother ? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Middle Aged Cheap Skates.... Posted: 11/21/2009 11:13:13 PM
Last time a Female ask me out .. It cost me $278. plus gas. NO, I didn't get laid ! ! ! She is a friend, but not that good of a friend oh ya, she did Bitch at one place because the tip wasn't big enough..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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He is not in to me or dont want anything serious??? Posted: 11/21/2009 10:41:07 PM
or is she using sex trying to trap him ?? or is she humming and hawing about staying in this country and he's not wanting to commit, just to see her leave.. ?? There in the city the guy doesn't even know what a cow is

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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How far should you go once it gets to the bedroom? Posted: 11/21/2009 10:34:25 PM
Thats right ^^^^ , all a guy has to do is jump up and down a few times yell ooobaby, your the best I ever had !. your good to go. get real, we read these forums ,, with your bubble being expoled, we now know SIZE matters. Not to many will make that 14"s your dreaming of, stop watching that damn porn flick every night .. At the same time most men, don't want to jump in there thinking we better have a cell phone and the number to a tow Truck in hand.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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met my 1st psycho ( might belong in the humor section)(Long read) Posted: 11/21/2009 10:19:11 PM
So Basically, What your saying is after the 3rd date she kicked your ass to the curb..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Dad or Jail? Posted: 11/21/2009 1:12:32 AM
for the sake of argument.. if a 14 yr old sells your 11 yr old daughter heroin and hands her a needle... is the 14 yr old still a child ? if the 14 yrs old walks up to you pulls out a hand grenade, pull the pins, the handle drops is that 14 yr old still a child. if this 14 yr old walks in his home pulls out a gun, blows his mother head off are they still a child. at what point do you stop this Ooo poor baby thing.. at 35 ? or 40 ? none of you know the background of this so called kid..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Is this a Hate Crime ? Posted: 11/20/2009 11:41:38 PM
so hate crimes, by this, Is what I went though a hate crime ? I think it is. go back to 1969, young kid comes back from a war zone, He had no choice of being in. Along with holes in his leg. Only to find himself being called names, more so a baby killer , then to a point of being spit on.. So in today's world those two chicks doing this would have been take out of collage, put away for 3 years and fined $25,000 each ?? I don't think so, Why you might think.. well, I'm white.......... Just worked out that way, blame my mom and dad for that one. Give me a break. one more avenue to fatten the pocket of who ???? The woman has a ****, take the two, put them in a cage, call it a cat fight..

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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WTH was he thinking? Posted: 11/20/2009 10:27:42 PM
He was thinking, take that T shirt off.. This maybe the only truthful reply you get.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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strange signs?! Posted: 11/20/2009 9:36:43 PM
so this is the same chick you posted about a few days ago, now you give the impression you dumped her, she has pick up a new guy. new guy see a number on her phone calls that number to see who answers. here's your sign...

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Is being yourself really good advice? Posted: 11/20/2009 6:59:15 PM
once upon a time, while relaxing in my home. I hear the most god awful yelling and screaming going on outside, Deciding to see who's killing who. I look. OMG , it's like hot woman yelling at her 9 yr old son, there moving in next door... as fate has it we become lovers, O god she ten yrs older ( before cougars) over the next threes I have the most adventurous love affair any could dream of.. Her,, being herself was the attraction, has she been little miss sweet chit, I would have had zero interest in her.

younowho

Joined: 5/17/2006

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Do you ever feel like you belong in a different place or in a different time? Posted: 11/20/2009 4:15:11 PM
Lord .. I know exactly where your coming from... In my life span alone, at times I wish I could turn back time, Then I wake up ( a Bit) and reality kicks back in. No I don't want to relive a thing. ok that's not true There was this old G/F . let me tell you about those 5 minute showers . Any how, your right now living the best era you will ever know.. everyone talks of the "good old days" .. This is the good old days.. now if I could just move into the future

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