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tilgatescruff

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do not use unlocksearch.com Posted: 9/17/2009 2:23:26 PM
i just paid this site £4.60 - i thought it was to unlock the damn phone! instead i get an email stating the bleedin obvious - how to do it. i think this site is run by thieves. do not use it. gmcn.

murrawo ml14bs

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advanced search not working Posted: 5/31/2008 7:18:12 AM
''view matches '' gives profiles, but advanced search does a big zero!! george

scottishgeez

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need advice on quiting smoking Posted: 1/9/2007 3:23:54 AM
i had a lift from a taxi driver who used zyban. you do the dose for 7 days, then double dose for 7 days. he quit after 8 days! didn't do me any good tho'!! are you in the UK? if you are, the therapists in hypnoanalysis dot com are some of the best trained in this country - one session, free booster... g.

scottishgeez

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Bought her Flowers and now the cold shoulder - I DONT UNDERSTAND Posted: 12/23/2006 4:21:28 AM
aaaahhh????? maybe her problem is she is quite a bit neurotic? like a lot of other people? what's at the core of it? some kind of 'sexual diffidence?' sometimes you can seem to be racing the chariot a bit too quickly - but you can't see how, cos all the little steps in intimacy are timely - and very small steps - but she just disappears in a puff of smoke - or neurotic fear of intimacy?? by the way, i'm 41yo and have NEVER had 8 hours chat with anybody! - you're definitely on the right track , but she flipped out - i suggest you send a short mail saying you'd like to see her again, with a friendly emot or two? just nice and simple and gentle......as if you're trying to pick up a dormouse! i think you're a true gent by the way - what kind of flowers were they? g.

scottishgeez

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thongs above your belt line Posted: 12/23/2006 3:55:19 AM
i once was working with a girl from pretoria, she was 6ft 2" and built like sigmar sigmarsson - she always wore a thong, usually bright ones . i remember the fluorescent green one especially. she was a LOT stronger then me, with a torso big as a barrel, somehow i don't think she suited the thong! i see a lot of thongs that look like strings at the back, with a little heart jewel too.... tell you the truth, i don't like them at all...maybe it's a little sign - available for mating/i like sex/ i'm a sexual being /single again ....or something like that, but i just think they're daft. reminds me of the little phase i saw in london with young women wearing very tight leggings and no knickers - now that was nice! if you wear a thong does it irritate your labia all day - or lodge itself in both cracks?! nuts - why not wear nice cotton knickers instead? comfy with a purpose... g.

scottishgeez

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Christmas Alone ? Posted: 12/20/2006 3:50:02 PM
it's all materialism and hocus pocus - no good for an atheist like me! i suggested to a housemate that he take two bottles of old speckled to his dad for the hols - better than moidering over summat on the net for a prezzy. myself? on my own, but not sad ! ( family politics is horrible sometimes!) back in scotland we used to celebrate the summer solstice by climbing ben lomond at night - hoping the night of the 21st would be clear so that we could climb in the light - it doesn't go dark on cloudless nights in central scotland, the sky is nice and green and the sun rises again at about 3.15 am! we used to take some provisions with us - a big stack of cans , some rip-roaring ganja and the usual demented sense of humour! christmas ? complete tosh - centuries out of date! of course there's always hogmanay up in the glens - billy connolly covered that particular escapade a few times... whatever you do , do it with style... g.

scottishgeez

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How can we tell a Psychopath (not the serial killer kind) Posted: 12/11/2006 4:55:50 PM
anybody who ever gave me a fking job!! they usually call themselves managerial professionals and hang around in fascinating places called 'offices'.

scottishgeez

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Favourite UK place Posted: 12/11/2006 4:53:04 PM
the white sands of morar!! way up nw in scotland, lying underwater in the sea as the tide whipped out again.. with me going along at a steady clip under water....nice!! weather was 80F that weekend - never again up there... back to the pub each night for too many whiskies! g.

scottishgeez

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Colonic irrigation?! Posted: 11/29/2006 2:11:03 AM
was it jackass where santa had 'CI' done on camera? on that prog they also said that different bacteria - in different parts of your gut- are washed away - so digestion is not as good after CI? you can make a pesudo- industry anywhere.... some people might benefit for health reasons - but how many??

scottishgeez

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I'm disabled. Should I admit it up front. Posted: 11/28/2006 4:37:24 PM
mandog take a look at 'nolongerlonely', i am in there somewhere,,, i am messaging a nice lady who has a habit of sleeping all day..........hypersomnia.. also a nice place for people who have severe emotional probs - good site!! g.

scottishgeez

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Do you do drugs? Posted: 11/27/2006 4:18:41 PM
oh yes there has! the big study done by the canadian gov into the use of 'controlled' drugs , in the 70s, said there WAS one fatality due to cannabis use - the guy was so mad on the munchie rampage he died of a severally distended bowel cos he ate so much!! wot about people who only smoke cannabis/bongs/chillums/joints? how many deaths can be attributed there? g.

scottishgeez

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Do you do drugs? Posted: 11/27/2006 4:14:46 PM
as for famous people doing drugs? some drugs have long-lasting effects- they can even cause permanent changes to brain chemistry. is that why our great leader looks completely mashed every day? or does he have a little extra in his corn flakes?? but still the greatest killer is the one they still sell legally - is there just ONE country in this world where cigs are illegal? tobacco companies from the land of the free and lots of other 'developed' nations are trying really hard to push their foul product into the furthest reaches of every nation where they are allowed to operate - the biggest, nastiest drug dealers in history? g. ps. yes i did do drugs.....now self-advancement thro therapies is my big kick!!

scottishgeez

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Class action against Yahoo Personals and Match.com for fraud Posted: 11/27/2006 4:01:16 PM
all good stuff! thank you america - from cardiff, uk!! very informative, tell your bank the card was lost - or stolen, forum topic for worthy paysites? forum topic for free sites? i am just about to call the bank to get away from a mobile phone contract - then i will walk in the shop and hand over the stupid thing - about 90US for convo per month??? changing cards is a good thing to do - maybe twice a year for good health?? freedating.co.uk is really good - any others?? g. thanks for ' faker majakers' - nice tongue!!

scottishgeez

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Dealing with Depression positively? Posted: 11/26/2006 1:12:23 PM
sorry, just realised scottishthistle is a woman after profile check, www.hypnoanalysis.com has over 300 therapists practising in the uk, why don't you call them up and tell them they're a bunch of crap?! g.

scottishgeez

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Dealing with Depression positively? Posted: 11/26/2006 1:08:57 PM
scottish thistle you really hacked me off you have no idea what analytical therapies can do for people with emotional problems. have you spent the last 15 years reading psychology, psychoanalysis, hypnosis? have you taken people thro analysis using hypnosis? do you read books at all? do you understand that the vast majority of sufferers can cure themselves of their problems in less than 10 sessions using this therapy? you have a weird religion, composed of simple statements: 1. got a thirst ? drink something! 2. got emotional problems? ask a psychiatrist to brutally suppress your emotional life with powerful drugs - for decades! have i cured people of depression? or anxiety? or phobias? yes i have. the next time you are about to tell somebody they are talking nonsense on subjects of which you have NO KNOWLEDGE WHATSOEVER , why don't you try pretending you're a kind , lntelligent , fully grown man instead ? so you respond with fear when i talk of analysis? it's a shame you'll never cure those fears - by visiting....an analyst? perhaps you deserve to suffer? feel better now.... g

scottishgeez

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Social Anxiety Disorder Posted: 11/24/2006 3:51:36 PM
i suggest you bring out the big guns: analytical hypnotherapy....... can i tell you a secret? it's curable! G.

scottishgeez

Joined: 5/25/2006

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Dealing with Depression positively? Posted: 11/24/2006 3:41:19 PM
dragon missed another myth: depression is incurable - only manageable. take a look at hypnoanalysis.com - these folk cure depression, usually in less than 10 sessions. G.

scottishgeez

Joined: 5/25/2006

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Fibromyalgia - anyone got any handy tips or remedies? Posted: 11/24/2006 3:33:28 PM
take a look at emofee.com - i am no one of their therapists! FM cured - check the case histories!! G.

scottishgeez

Joined: 5/25/2006

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irritable bowel? Posted: 11/24/2006 3:27:27 PM
ibs is psychosomatic - meaning it is caused by the mind......the subconscious, to be precise... did you know that IBS is curable? if you ask your doctor to help you with psychosomatic/psychological probs this makes no sense to me - if you have a flood in your kitchen because pipes burst, would you call the RAC? i suggest analytical hypnotherapy. do you also have anxiety, depression, high stress ,phobias,buried rage, constantly eat/drink/smoke? all of these are symptoms of psychological probs - and the IBS is just another symptom, similarly for eczema,psoriasis, acne rosacia, countless others too! happy googling .............! G.

scottishgeez

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Whats your shaving routine? Posted: 11/24/2006 3:15:47 PM
easy 1. buy the cheapest twin blades possible - usually the blueys for me. 2. very warm soap on ya fizzog 3. scrape off - take yr time, close as poss all over 4. wash off with the same very warm water. 5. cos i never have skin probs! 6. lucky me , it seems..... G.

scottishgeez

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conversation with therapist in the priory, southampton Posted: 11/14/2006 2:05:51 AM
the therapist said to the group: come on, now, really, has anyone here ever done anything of value when drunk? my pal Lenora put her hand up and said: i got a degree!!

scottishgeez

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prezz Posted: 11/14/2006 2:01:45 AM
an aide rushes in to the president: 3 brazilian troops have been killed in iraq, mista prez prez looks all befuddled, sad, like he's in a school, reading with the chillun: oh, my, that's terrible, remind me, how many in a brazillion?

scottishgeez

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hypnotherapy Posted: 9/30/2006 2:49:48 AM
yes go to hypnoanalysis.com - they are some of the best trrained in the uk!! i am an associate member, do not practise!! g.

scottishgeez

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Why do women shy away from shy guys? Posted: 9/30/2006 2:19:18 AM
beats me why they do - when i was working in a hotel on the south coast of england there was a guy there who was a real actor - the hysterical type, y'know? slick hair, shiny leather jacket, dramatic persona, i watched the ladies approaching him, one after the other, taking a real good look at him...in a bar. he couldv'e had sex with any of them he wanted to... the thing about julio is that he's an endlessly popping champagne cork , but when you get to know him you see that he doesn't do more than act, you can't really see who he is... unusual fella . he was in eastbourne to learn english more, a trainee pilot from ceuta, spanish teritory in north africa. he's also highly narcissistic (with the appropriate hateful arrogance if you disagree with him), very attractive, etc, but i sometimes found it hard to find him in the hotel , because if you look at him side-on he disappears!! i think the essential element is that he has powerful sexual confidence - that is the darwinian magnet for the ladies . apparently it's the ESSENTIAL element - if that box is not ticked then the radar isn't activated, you don't appear on the screen!! it's just shear darwinism, dude!! the shy personals sites i look at are all from usa, so not much there... if it helps - i am 40yo, have had one partner in my life - we split 15 years ago. i do get tired of seeing sex workers as a lot of them are real hard-nosed capitalists....but then again you do that kind of thing when you're lonely enough to stop and talk to a mormon kid on tour... what advice do i have ? don't pay for too many personals sites, advertise LOCAL, don't make friends with holograms! it's areal tough one - there are a couple of hundred million men like you, and a lot more women who would rather go for a swim in a sewage outlet than say hello to you! people with depth of character are the best anyway, they know how to hold up a book too.now i'm beginning to drone , but you can see that my picture is the same as yours! get hypnosis into your life - analytical hypnotherapists can work wonders for people who are troubled by pathological diffidence - are you one of them? buena suerte, good luck! g.

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