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Happy St Paddy's Day- have an Irish joke why don't cha Posted: 3/18/2006 5:56:54 PM
whats an irish 7 course meal... a six pack and a potato

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Are you recognizable? Posted: 4/22/2005 1:25:49 PM
My pics are me, but i have some long hair pics up right now, and I've got short hair at the moment.Still me though damnit!

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What is the worst piece of advice? Posted: 4/22/2005 1:24:40 PM
I think the "waiting a week befor you call" thing is pertty lame advice....You should call the next day so the person knows your interested...Plus if you wait too long they may forget who you are. Get while the gettins good!

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Baby jokes Posted: 4/20/2005 2:40:39 PM
Whats the difference between a red Lambergini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red lambergini in my garage. Whats the best way to move a pile of dead babies? Pitch-fork How do you make a dead baby float? With root beer and two scopes of dead baby.

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Sexual Phobias Posted: 4/19/2005 2:24:35 PM
My only real sexual phobia ( besides the one already mentioned) would have to be the fear of not having any sex.

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Sexual Phobias Posted: 4/19/2005 2:24:27 PM
My only real sexual phobia ( besides the one already mentioned) would have to be the fear of not having any sex.

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What Songs Describes Your Mood Today? Posted: 4/17/2005 9:04:29 PM
Suck a Cheetahs D*ck.....Wesley Willis

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Lights On or Lights Off Posted: 4/15/2005 12:02:04 PM
<~~~~~RUSHING TO THE STORE FOR A STROB LIGHT! That sounds awesome, like having sex in the middle of a rave or a disco!!

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how long can you go without sex? Posted: 4/15/2005 11:56:41 AM
I can wait just as long as a have too, and thats it!

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I was going to have some boob but' Posted: 4/15/2005 11:54:32 AM
Well, i have enough hair on my nipples for two (suprised!?) so i really don't think my partner needs any.

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Is it ok to deceive a girl when you....... Posted: 4/15/2005 11:49:37 AM
Well, I've always been very upfront about my vices ( especially in the forums). I do smoke on occasion so I usually bring it up right away. I'm usually telling some story where i end up getting stoned and having a few drinks with my friends. The thing is, i wouldn't really want to date a girl that had a big problem with it anyways.

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Minute Men Posted: 4/15/2005 11:46:09 AM
I've had my minute moments, just as i've had my marathon moments. A lot of it depends on the other person and their style of hump. Just have to get relaxed and find your rythem.

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Lights On or Lights Off Posted: 4/15/2005 11:41:08 AM
Personally, I like things a little dim....but it's not a requirment! Just sets more of a mood.

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Do you like it Rough?????? Posted: 4/15/2005 11:39:09 AM
I've only been with one women that liked it gentle. I gotta say, the harder stuff is a lot more fun. Plus you get the bigger reactions out of the rough stuff...which is half the fun. ....Well, maybe not have, but at least a quarter. Off topic coment. Whips smoken pics i think are the coolest pics I've seen!!

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Someone to talk to? Posted: 4/5/2005 10:23:14 PM
Well, i don't have a real answer. I can tell what i do...Which is have a drink, have a smoke, listen to my favorite record and go to sleep. Sorry I'm not as helpful as....other people, you can yell at me if you like.

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Someone to talk to? Posted: 4/5/2005 10:11:41 PM
Sorry your haven' such a rough time limo...Hope things get better for you soon

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Anyone been tense lately? Posted: 4/5/2005 10:10:09 PM
there is one thing they can't take away.....A little loven' from yours truely:wink:

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Anyone been tense lately? Posted: 4/5/2005 10:06:13 PM
alright, jimi might be a little more stressed than i am right now....

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Anyone been tense lately? Posted: 4/5/2005 10:04:50 PM
<~~~~STRESSED!!! I hate my job, I'm not getting enough hours at the job I hate so I'm broke on top of that, Still need to pay my car note, Still need to pay a $300 traffic ticket, school is getting rough, been sick for about a week.....please tell me there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

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Hey I'm kinda new here Posted: 4/5/2005 9:58:55 PM
hello, welcome, hi, salutations, greetings, and howdy! I've been here for a while but I'm thinking about inhabiting the forums again. Hope to see ya around

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A PIECE OF ME. Posted: 3/26/2005 12:24:47 PM
Well, this will be my fourth....I had one taken off with ticketerasers.com, and two of them FINALLY feel off my record...looks like I'm gonna be taking traffic school online again.

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came in to message someone- probably won't stay long. Posted: 3/24/2005 10:22:34 PM
Looks like i should pull my dong out of my pants more often~~~~>

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 3/24/2005 10:20:09 PM
But your from riverside cutie!!! Alright, let me try and plan out a time when i think i won't be completely broke or going to court for my traffic ticket.

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Oh man, this will make you sick Posted: 3/24/2005 3:06:18 PM
::::smacks forehead::::: Man that guys an IDIOT!

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Mathematical point of view Posted: 3/24/2005 12:17:07 AM
YOUR MY HERO FROGGY!!

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When Drunk........... Posted: 3/24/2005 12:14:19 AM
I like to go to the bar by myself and meet new people...Drinking with strangers is the best! There are some charaters out there too!, I've meet lots of interesting people at the bars.

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when being completely ignored online.. Posted: 3/24/2005 12:07:29 AM
Actually i lied, when i get ignored i cry un-controlabley

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WHO WOULD YOU BE?? Posted: 3/24/2005 12:03:37 AM
If i could be anyone I would be Spider-man....His girlfriend is hot! and her name is maryjane...He has radio-active spider blood...He has "Spidey sense", Plus his job is pretty sweet sense all he needs to do is take pictures of himself.

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when being completely ignored online.. Posted: 3/23/2005 11:53:25 PM
I don't know....I've been ignored several times and i still seem to make it through the day

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Older or Younger Posted: 3/23/2005 11:51:04 PM
I've always gone out with girls younger than me, but sexually i prefer older women....Much more willing and experianced!!!

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 3/23/2005 11:42:13 PM
Well i think all three of us should go down to the mission Inn ( there is a club down there too) and bring a friend. That way we can instantly dublicate our numbers!! Did i mention that I'm a genius?

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How many people have you had sex with??? Posted: 3/23/2005 12:07:50 PM
9, at least thats how many i can think of right now.

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 3/23/2005 10:54:55 AM
I don't think we really need to do anything but set a time and date...That area has lots of places to walk around, eat, few bars....How about on a weekend?? Whats good for people?

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Music - II Posted: 3/23/2005 10:52:15 AM
The Busters-Ruder than Rude

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whats your fave drinkin tune Posted: 3/21/2005 10:30:07 PM
Me first and the gimme gimme's is really good for drinkn'

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whats your fave drinkin tune Posted: 3/21/2005 10:28:15 PM
YOUR DRINKING BEER TO SLOW! BEER BONGS THE WAY TO GO! TO GO! DON'T DRINK! TO SLOW!! beer bong by NOFX. Go to work wasted! go to work bombed! gotta pour a shot! befor i start the job...I wanna operate heavy machinary!! go to work wasted also by NOFX OH WE'LL drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight! AND IF I SEE A PRETTY GIRL I'LL SLEEP WITH HER TONIGHT!! YES WELL DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND FIGHT!! irish drinkn' & fightn' song unoriginally by Buck-o-nine. or you can always mellow out to the skatalites!

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Construction anyone?? Posted: 3/21/2005 10:19:39 PM
I've ripped off a couple roofs, dug a few trenches, and done just the general clean up shit...I really didn't like it at all. Digging was the worst for me....I HATE DIGGING!

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Smells Posted: 3/21/2005 12:16:16 PM
Thank god i haven't come across this problem. I could just imagen the heart break of just being within reach of crossing home plate (yeah, i know i used a baseball referrance) and not being able to make it because of oders. Don't people clean up befor sex....I know i don't try to have sex after i've been digging trecnches for 8 hours....I go clean up first.

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hi all.... Posted: 3/20/2005 11:01:10 PM
You know, sex i GREAT.....But it's not the real thing <~~~~~Jerk off motion

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hi all.... Posted: 3/20/2005 10:55:51 PM
it would be appreciated =======\|) 00

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Hate Mail.......gotta love it!! Posted: 3/20/2005 10:52:38 PM
I wish i got hate mail....People only wanna say nice stuff to me for some reason

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hi all.... Posted: 3/20/2005 10:50:30 PM
With a women for me...preferably in the same room

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 3/20/2005 10:37:35 PM
YEP, I'm in moreno Valley.....I'm down for a Mission Inn Gathering!

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Music - II Posted: 3/20/2005 10:36:24 PM
Drunk Injuns-Question authority

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Music - II Posted: 3/19/2005 9:03:03 PM
The Fartz-police force

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Have you ever used sex to get something you wanted? Posted: 3/19/2005 8:58:00 PM
If I'm having sex I've already gotten what i want

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LIES Posted: 3/18/2005 10:19:18 PM
I can tell you whats not a lie....everytime i see that storm trooper taken a crap i laugh

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Los Angeles get together ideas..? Posted: 3/18/2005 10:16:04 PM
As soon as I'm not completly broke I'd like to go to one of those clubs....Sounds fun.

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Music - II Posted: 3/18/2005 10:14:54 PM
Social unrest.

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18-22 WOW Posted: 3/18/2005 11:37:57 AM
Let me know how that one turns out....nothing stopped me from doing anything in my teens.

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