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Dumb Dating Mistakes Men Make With Single Women Posted: 7/18/2007 5:53:31 PM
Give'em hell Miss Lady!

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Who Is going to be the next US President? Posted: 7/14/2007 11:58:31 PM
"The essential principles of our Government... form the bright constellation which has gone before us and guided our steps through an age of revolution and reformation. The wisdom of our sages and blood of our heroes have been devoted to their attainment. They should be the creed of our political faith, the text of civic instruction, the touchstone by which to try the services of those we trust; and should we wander from them in moments of error or of alarm, let us hasten to retrace our steps and to regain the road which alone leads to peace, liberty and safety." Thomas Jefferson Stop the madness, if a revolution is nessecary, so be it.

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Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please? Posted: 4/24/2007 12:45:09 AM
There was once a man who was kind and good. He did right by all his entire life and, at the dawning of his golden years god appeared to him and praised his goodness. God said to the man "For your life of ritiousness I shall grant you one wish, what shall it be?" The man replied "Well god, there is one thing I'd really enjoy. I am deathly afraid of flying and I get violently seasick but I've seen pictures of the beaches of Hawii and would love to go there. Could you build me a highway across the ocean so I can drive there?" God was a bit taken aback by such a selfish request and said "Do you realize, the inpracticallity of this thing? With the resources it would consume, it would cause many to go hungry. I'm going to give you a week to rethink your request. One week later god returned and the man said "God, you're right of course, so I have a much simpler request. I would like to understand women." God replied "So, would you like that highway to be 2 lanes of 4"

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we don't click on phone Posted: 4/21/2007 12:26:37 PM
For me, the problem with the phone is the lack of eye contact. When you are writing to someone, you have time to construct what you are trying to say. In person there is a wealth of body/eye language to help you along. The phone gives you neither. Invariably, and especially with someone I REALLY have a lot to say to, we wind up trying to talk at the same time and doing the "go ahead, no you go ahead" dance whereas a simple eye cue tells you when someone is done talking. Successful phone conversations are about deciphering the other persons modus operandi of communication. Knowing what it takes for them to articulate a thought.

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WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX???????? Posted: 3/26/2007 12:11:53 PM
It's always fun when this topic comes up. I'm really spontanious so I have a lot. Some of my faves have been: graveyards, fitting rooms, janitor's closet at the mall, at concerts, in the glass elevator at the Rennesance Center and lots more. If you really want to hear about them, write and ask. But my alltime favorite was on a catwalk in front of a lighted billboard overlooking Michigan Ave. in Detriot. It was on top of an apartment building and we got spotlighted by the cops and had to bail. Luckily it was a big building and they never caught up with up. I love the chained to a tree in central park bit. that's a classic right there.

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It just pisses me off Posted: 8/5/2006 8:01:39 PM
Truly, tis more noble to be pissed off than pissed on. OK just jacking with you, I actually do have something to say about this. I find life to be a lot like pac-man (oh crap I just dated myself), you can only control one thing on the screen. In short, the extent of the domain that you can reasonably expect to control pretty much stops at your ears. If these are people you care about, this can be a bit of a sticky wicket but all you can do is encourage them and lead by example. Good luck, bud. PS. Dating myself was fun, more people should try it! I'll be taking appointments starting...............NOW!!!!

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Who Is going to be the next US President? Posted: 7/23/2006 9:31:14 AM
STEVEN GASKINS FOR PRESIDENT! Just a NORML guy

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Has anyone found the secret to making it work? Posted: 7/21/2006 5:14:21 PM
To make it work you must: Keep things in balance Pop the hood and examine the guts once in a while Listen for funny noises Keep it cool Change the oil every 3000 miles

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What's the ONE thing................ Posted: 7/21/2006 7:52:12 AM
I want to take one of the first commercial space flights. (GUY NOTE: sex in 0 G=the five mile high club, how cool would that be?)

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choosing to be celibate... Posted: 7/20/2006 10:06:43 PM
I think they discussed the secret of the 13th portal at the head of this post, 13 meet BOB, BOB, 13, I'm sure you two will have a great time.

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would u ever date a alternative person Posted: 7/20/2006 9:51:50 PM
^^^^self gratification

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Duration of intercourse Posted: 7/20/2006 9:50:54 PM
@ Salamander Lambrusco's makes a fantastic deli tray, my treat, on day five the Gatorade is on you.

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is inteligence a turn off? Posted: 7/20/2006 9:37:45 PM
it speaks: NOW I AM A CREATURE OF PURE ENERGY, UNFETTERED FROM THE ETHERIAL PLANE, KNOW YE PATHETIC MORTALS. THE INTELLIGENCE OF APE SHALL GRIND YOUR PUNY MINDS TO DUST. THE MEANING OF LIFE IS THUS: Hey you pick the fleas off my back, I'll pickem off yours.

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is inteligence a turn off? Posted: 7/20/2006 6:47:19 PM
@ go99 Noone said it but for the sake of all humanity *(battens down the hatches and prepares to get bashed for saying this)* I don't think requiring a basic common sense test before allowing someone to breed is completely out of line.

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is inteligence a turn off? Posted: 7/20/2006 6:31:27 PM
@ abulous Speed of light is a common misconception. The "C" in the relativity equasion refers to the velocity of the quanta ie. "packets of light" commonly described as 780,000 ft/sec, which is a constant, derived from the mass of light Vs. the surrounding frictional energy.

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is inteligence a turn off? Posted: 7/20/2006 6:03:14 PM
The bottom line, folks is: Tis' more noble to be a smarta$$ than a dumbshyt

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is inteligence a turn off? Posted: 7/20/2006 5:51:20 PM
Holy Cripes! You've got it! The polar juxtaposition is too obvoius to ignore! Mabe if i typ lik ths ill get a dat!

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Did somebody put something in the WATER? Posted: 7/20/2006 5:47:20 PM
Just keep wiggling your worms

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Stood up w/o ANY apology!!! Posted: 7/20/2006 5:27:54 PM
I had a real winner two weeks ago. We chatted, we talked on the phone, we were getting along great. She lived about 3 hours away, I had a day off, fab. I go to her town, call her up, she comes out to meet me with two kiddos in tow (Red Flag #1 but still, fab) We had a very nice lunch at the lake with the kiddos playing in the water, fab. She says "OK, I'm going to go drop the kids off and I'll be right back" Right. She's gone 30 min, fab. She's gone an hour, I scoot into town for a sixer and some dinner. When I get back to the lake theres a party getting started, so I'm there until about 2 AM, but I never heard from her again. Guess what that is.....That's right FAB! Never tie your fun to another person, if you do you'll almost certainly be dissapointed. Be your own dawg

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Best bumper sticker Posted: 7/18/2006 2:21:23 PM
Pog Mahone YOU--out of the gene pool your just jealous the voices don't talk to you Confucious say "Man on back with hardon, is in good position to f uck up"

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I'm Leaving? Posted: 7/14/2006 1:54:21 PM
When people change their minds, you can only hope that the new one works better. As for the "I'm leaving" set.....frustration is normal, it's a big bad world kitties, like it or lump it. It is of course, entirely possible that it's not them that you see posting but one of their other personalities.

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Here's a question... Posted: 7/12/2006 7:24:28 PM
Bro, if your not digging on the biker chicks, foreward them on. I'll be glad to shoot you any tight ass prima donnas that come my way. Networking works!

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cheaters ruin lives Posted: 7/11/2006 3:49:52 PM
If you really do have the fine herb, this kind of thing isn't all that stressful.

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Whats your worst rejection case ever? Posted: 7/11/2006 3:46:48 PM
I had a real winner this last weekend. I had been talking to this girl on here for a couple of weeks. Going great, talking on messenger, chatting on the phone, very compatible, some similar experiences, yadda, yadda. So we decide it's date time and red flag #1 flies. She says "I know my profile says that I live about an hour away from you but I'm actually staying at my mom's house about 3 hours away." OK no biggie, so off I go. I call her when I get to her town and she says "I'll be right over" and she is, her and her 2 kids, red flag #2 sails high. So, we head out to the lake for a little picnic, nice conversation, kids playing in the lake giving us plenty of space. Not so bad. About an hour goes by and she says "ok, I'm going to go drop the kids off at the babysitters and I'll be right back, then we can go somewhere." Great. Half an hour goes by, an hour goes by, I have a nice swim in the lake and call her. Her mom answers and says "she's in the bathtub" Now, I'm 31 and I know a blowoff when I see one so I go back into town, grab a sixer and go looking for a party at the lake (I'm not going to waste a day off and a 3 hour drive to a lake for anybody), find a fun group, have a great time, drive home VERY late, drop her an E-mail telling her what a great time I had in her town and how sorry I was that she missed it, and haven't heard from her since.

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body peircings? Posted: 7/6/2006 12:37:35 PM
Men should have their tongus peirced de facto. It's only polite to the women in our lives.

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Do you join a site to imagine your fantasy's or act on them? Posted: 7/5/2006 7:02:40 PM
I think your right on the mark citing fear as the bane of action. The two driving forces of the human psyche are lust and fear. Interaction with the opposite sex is the place these emotions juxtopose most violently.

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Your favorite line from a song>? Posted: 7/5/2006 1:56:18 PM
some say that comets will fall from the sky, followed by meteor shower and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumfounded dipshyts. --thats one of the best songs ever

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