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Thread: What are you attracted to
tuckerbug1972
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What are you attracted to
Posted:
10/19/2006 4:26:39 AM
when i was 17 i went out with a 34 year old
now im 34 im married to a 27 year old
so i've got a feeling that age doesn't matter to me
tuckerbug1972
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People who are good with words
Posted:
10/9/2006 12:35:05 PM
seeing as Hams didn't say it then i will:
BIG TITS
tuckerbug1972
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rude or offensive
Posted:
10/9/2006 10:25:34 AM
i friggin hate it when i go for a No.2 and the toilet roll has not been put on the holder properly.
do people not know how to change a toilet roll over??
useless c**ts....
tuckerbug1972
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does owning a car make you lazy
Posted:
10/9/2006 10:23:28 AM
im a walk to the local shop man as its nice to get some fresh air in me lungs after all week stuck in an air conditioned office.
tuckerbug1972
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Could you forgive a drunken snog
Posted:
10/1/2006 7:59:22 AM
as like many others have said -
perhaps the snog could be forgiven, EVENTUALLY... but if your girlfriend is poorly and wants to go home then its a cast iron 100% that you take hae home, tuck her into bed, make her drinks, massage her, just be there for her, not somewhere else with your tongue down someones throat.
tuckerbug1972
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trying things once
Posted:
10/1/2006 7:54:38 AM
i tried a one night stand once, never again as it was just not my thing.
i punched a brick wall once to see how painfull it might be, have never done that since.
tuckerbug1972
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backing down
Posted:
9/20/2006 10:40:20 AM
my wife and i both take the "agree to disagree" stance which is pretty handy when you need a shag...
tuckerbug1972
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Anybody had any luck with p.o.f?
Posted:
9/20/2006 10:38:05 AM
i had soo many ladies trying to jump into my bed on here that i got fed up, went out to my local one night, found a lovely lass and married her.
I thus now have "married" on my profile but i keep getting the same old f**k me please messages, its soo annoying.
*dream on tucker*
tuckerbug1972
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Sad gits
Posted:
9/20/2006 10:31:41 AM
can i just be a sad git for posting in this sad thread, does that make me sad?
tuckerbug1972
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Clothes and the Date
Posted:
9/19/2006 2:34:34 PM
fat ladies with their stomachs and belly piercings hanging out, YUK
JOKE.......JOKE..........JOKE
please don't jump down my throat ladies
(high five Ryan.... joke too)
seriously though, ladies, please keep the midrifts hidden on a first date, unless the date goes really well then show it off to the max
tuckerbug1972
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Gone!!
Posted:
9/19/2006 2:23:15 PM
Just count yourself lucky you have a FAVS list... :)
tuckerbug1972
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Give up now, chaps! - (just for fun)
Posted:
9/19/2006 1:43:30 PM
seems to be more -tive points scenarios than +tive points....
- 2782 for me :(
tuckerbug1972
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Penis transplant - not a joke
Posted:
9/19/2006 11:06:55 AM
i feel sick......
NO SEX, doesn't bear thinking about
tuckerbug1972
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Internet relationships - am I missing something?
Posted:
9/19/2006 11:01:57 AM
lmao Hams
Pizza
Burger King
Have you got some form of "Fancy Females Who Work In Takeaway Places" fetish!!?
tuckerbug1972
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Daddy Long Legs
Posted:
9/19/2006 10:55:00 AM
cool thread....
very topical for me too as we seem to have lots about at the moment where we live.
i personally grab them and chuck them out the window, the problem is that theire legs are so brittle that i tend to snap a few of them as i grab 'em. Oh well.....
tuckerbug1972
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Internet relationships - am I missing something?
Posted:
9/19/2006 10:49:23 AM
i can certainly understand that people can get emotionally attached to someone purely through contact over the www.
i myself have "felt" for people/friends, admitedly not in the LOVE sense, but just by messaging people over a period of time and getting to understand their daily life purely by reading whats on the screen in front of them i believe can result in very strong feelings for someone.
I certainly don't expect someone to say "I LOVE YOU" when they haven't met in-the-flesh but then some peoples ideas of what "love" means can be extremely different to someone else so this is a hard one to comment on for me as i have no real experience.
tuckerbug1972
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3 Words.............
Posted:
9/19/2006 10:27:57 AM
my perfect husband
tuckerbug1972
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Advice please.
Posted:
9/19/2006 10:27:10 AM
ditto msg 13.
i think to start trying to explain things on his BIRTHDAY would be a bad move, as after all, a birthday is a day to celebrate and not get bogged down in emotion of this sort.
Send a letter another time if you must but not on this day.
All the best
tuckerbug1972
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paying your way
Posted:
9/18/2006 10:40:02 AM
i would probably make them pay an increase but all along i would be putting their monthly dosh into a separate account so that when they moved out it would help towards buying things for their new house
tuckerbug1972
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Webcams on a first chat
Posted:
9/18/2006 10:31:59 AM
your pics are just fine Babycham and there is no need to ask for more, leave the rest to the imagination is what i say!!
laalaa - get to know someone first, unless they are just sooo damm sexy that you want to have some sexy cam fun.
i myself have not got cam, probably something to do with being married i assume...
tuckerbug1972
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bolton meet 16th sep,2006
Posted:
9/18/2006 10:26:05 AM
looks like you had a great party everyone.
i did turn up, but i was in disguise (as a beer glass)....
Babe121 - big hugggss and a kiss to make you go mwahhhhhhhh
gonna miss you hun
xxxxxxx
tuckerbug1972
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Laughing out Loud
Posted:
9/18/2006 10:20:35 AM
Whatyoutalkingaboutwillis
not because of his Posts but just purely his nic makes me laugh sooo much when i see it
Different Strokes to rule the world......
tuckerbug1972
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protein
Posted:
9/13/2006 6:08:21 AM
meat as i could never do without a lovely medium rare rump steak and chips every now and again.
tuckerbug1972
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Just like gran used to make
Posted:
9/13/2006 5:45:12 AM
my Gran used to make the most lovely tasting jam on toast.
yes i know that sounds basic but its just a great memory for me.
xxxxxxxhuggss granxxxxxxxx
tuckerbug1972
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The wrong name
Posted:
9/13/2006 5:41:19 AM
my brain memory bank can store a max of 8 names, so at the moment i have plenty of capacity left.. :(
tuckerbug1972
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Has Britain become too Politically correct?
Posted:
9/11/2006 2:33:06 PM
I need to win the lottery, the buy a tiny island in the seychelles for just my lady and me, and be rid of this damm frustrating world... :(
tuckerbug1972
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Changing drink trends
Posted:
9/11/2006 2:30:33 PM
5 years ago - Guiness
Last Fri - Guiness Extra Cold....
tuckerbug1972
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Have you
Posted:
9/9/2006 3:41:36 AM
just my left wrist (touch wood)
fortunately as a young man i w**ked excessively otherwise i would have broken both wrists
tuckerbug1972
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If You Like Someone And They Like You.....
Posted:
9/9/2006 3:23:09 AM
Hams,
perhaps the question to be asked is staring you in the face my man. You could ask the person whether they had a liking for tea and hob nobs. If they said yes then just refer them to your profile and ask them whether they would like to share tea and hob nobs with you based on the scenario in your profile.
And before you say to me "what if they don't like tea and/or hob nobs?", i have this reply technique (never used it myself though) :-
If they say no then just ask them what they like, i.e coffee and choc digestives/ wine and buscuit selection/ champs and strawberies, etc..
then edit your "first date" profile to suit what she likes and ask the question again.
All the best Hams
ps - still getting extra portions in ugger King?
tuckerbug1972
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What do you EXPECT from a partner?
Posted:
9/8/2006 11:37:13 AM
to want me each and every day
tuckerbug1972
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Say it with flowers
Posted:
9/8/2006 11:27:52 AM
"flowers are temporary will droop and end up on the heap,
but my****is forever, will stay erect and and its yours to keep"
edit - thats a sent message NOT a received one lol
tuckerbug1972
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I have heard that is supposed to
Posted:
9/5/2006 12:36:29 PM
whats that place like thats looks like big t*ts?
Oh yeah the Eden Project.
Whats that like?
tuckerbug1972
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does distance matter ???
Posted:
9/5/2006 12:22:17 PM
how long would your journey be to see her?
tuckerbug1972
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Back to school
Posted:
9/5/2006 12:07:01 PM
seeing if there were any new teachers and whether they had great jugs
tuckerbug1972
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She Keeps Giving Me Extra Fries...
Posted:
9/5/2006 11:57:20 AM
perhaps she is a member of POF?
she reads your profile and your posts and knows what a top chap you are Hams but is too shy to say anything, thus the extra helpings.
Either way Hams you have got to chat to her
nothing ventured nothing gained (apart from few extra stone in weight)
Good luck
tuckerbug1972
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had a feeling
Posted:
9/5/2006 10:12:04 AM
lmao
you know you want me hun
well you did last night in my dreams, actually you had me quite a few times...
tuckerbug1972
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have you made anyone cry with laughter ?
Posted:
9/5/2006 10:08:02 AM
what a feeling!
if i have made someone cry with laughter then i normally end up in the same state.
i remember when i was at school once and me and a mate were flicking stuff about the class not to much success, then i through a small piece of rubber in the air and my mate flicked his ruler at it, it connected, flew to the front of the classroom, hit the blackboard, rebounded off and went down the female teachers top (f**k she had great t*ts................
.........
.......
........)
anyway, she called me and me mate outside and as she tried to tell us off me and me mate started laughing, then she did too and we were all crying with laughter even though we had done something wrong. It was soo funny, especially the point when the teacher laughed, i almost wet myself, i think she actually did.
God, they were the days.....
f**king great t*ts... god, would love to have banged her in the rear cupboard
tuckerbug1972
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pasta
Posted:
9/5/2006 9:55:13 AM
^^^^^^^^
yeah, i cut mine up with a knife first instead of the gool old spoon twist, then eat it. I must look like a right prat!
tuckerbug1972
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had a feeling
Posted:
9/5/2006 9:53:44 AM
im not married Babe honest
i just say that on my profile so the women won't pester me as im such a catch, that way i can just pic out the best lady on POF and then say that actually im single and a virgin and need a highly sexed man-eater to turn me into a REAL MAN...
tuckerbug1972
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pasta
Posted:
9/5/2006 9:46:57 AM
Pasta,
god love it soooo much
so easy to cook and goes with so much
seafood pasta or spagetti bolognaise is just lovely
^^^^^^^^^^^^
sh*t Babe hates it
edit - Pasta, nah f**king hate the stuff, yuk
tuckerbug1972
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What Have You Learned Today.
Posted:
9/5/2006 4:29:03 AM
that at 12.30 im f**cking starving
tuckerbug1972
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multi tasking
Posted:
9/4/2006 12:08:31 PM
did you burn your ear Gaz??
tuckerbug1972
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Shock Report: 80% of online dating profiles are falsified
Posted:
9/4/2006 11:16:35 AM
im really
single
gorgeous
athletic
live two steets away from Babe
the problem is that upon knocking on the door where Babe said she lived:
married
6 kids
26 stone (sorry, i meant a bit overweight)
ugly (talk about 2 buses coming along at once and both hitting her)
no sex drive
well, they say opposites attract so i took her inside and rammed her proper, although i did put a dustbin liner over my head and hers
tuckerbug1972
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If You Were Selling Your Soul To The Devil
Posted:
9/4/2006 10:05:59 AM
if he could find it then he could have it
tuckerbug1972
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dealer or receiver
Posted:
9/4/2006 10:03:02 AM
Someone who supplies
and
someone who steals
tuckerbug1972
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whats the best thing about the oposit sex
Posted:
9/4/2006 9:58:03 AM
SORRY Lilmiss
i was going to Post something else initially but when i saw what Larsson had written, well my mind took over from my heart! lol
tuckerbug1972
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whats the best thing about the oposit sex
Posted:
9/4/2006 9:29:02 AM
^^^^^^^^^
yep that pretty much sums it up
tuckerbug1972
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Could you eat
Posted:
9/4/2006 9:18:56 AM
when i was young we used to have chickens.
i remember when my parents decided that they would no longer keep them just for the eggs so they decided to kill them all (approx 20)
it was a bit of a gut-wrencher as i had named a lot of them and they were my pets so-to-speak.
When my dad picked the first one up, he twisted it round by the neck, but didn't twist it hard enough so when he stopped the bloody chicken was still alive and going mental. So my dad twisted it again and it made a horrible noise but it died. 19 more to kill....
not sure if i could kill because of that childhood nightmare but if push came to the shove im sure i would as i love my meat
tuckerbug1972
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Tattoo's and Piercings ........ Turn off or Turn on?
Posted:
9/4/2006 8:59:57 AM
i tend to like discrete tatoos in rather sexy locations, never found one yet though
i think i would prefer tatoos to piercings, although belly button piercings are fine. Nipple piercings look a bit, well i would be scared that in a hot shag session i might accidently pull to hard on it...
tuckerbug1972
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What Damage Have You Caused In A Fit Of Rage.
Posted:
9/4/2006 8:56:17 AM
never had one
can anyone help on here? im sure there must be one or two nutters
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