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 Author Thread: Re: Kissing!
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 253 (view)
 
Re: Kissing!
Posted: 11/21/2004 10:59:24 PM
a kiss should begin at the feet...working up the legs to the midsection where you suck in the middle until she begs you not to.. then working up to the breasts where you start sucking until she begs you to stop... continuong to the lips where you start sucking on her tongue...mmmmmmmmmmm delicious!!
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Re: How big is Big?
Posted: 8/10/2004 11:30:29 AM
It's good to see Missie again! Hello dear! :)
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Re: Nail in the coffin
Posted: 8/5/2004 11:30:34 AM
Or "Until I find someone better"
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Re: welcome!
Posted: 7/21/2004 1:30:01 PM
Welcome Miss Teeq, I hope you have fun here I sure do! :)
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Re: Nail in the coffin
Posted: 7/21/2004 1:22:22 PM
That's why *forever* should NEVER be said in a relationship. You just never know when the other is going to say. "Oh by the way babe, I love you but I'm getting tired of you" "FOREVER, just isn't gonna happen with us."
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 234 (view)
 
Re: Kissing!
Posted: 7/21/2004 1:18:14 PM
Only kisses *I* get now are from *Hershey's* :(
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Re: WHY DAD
Posted: 7/21/2004 1:16:37 PM
Geez what a jerk
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 125 (view)
 
Re: MAN ARE FROM MARS WOMAN HAVE NO PENIS
Posted: 7/20/2004 6:29:20 AM
Ok if NOT to be rude let's call *it* your *LITTLE HEAD* LMAO
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Re: Random Quote...
Posted: 7/19/2004 3:03:44 PM
"You look Mahhhhhhhhhvelous!!!" Billy Crystal
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Re: WHY DAD
Posted: 7/16/2004 11:24:20 AM
Same to both of you ( Miss Teeq & Angie ) BTW Angie, just call me Joey
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Re: Just tired of being lonley...
Posted: 7/14/2004 1:33:55 PM
Maybe you should stop looking and just let "it happen". Like my mom always said to me.. "When you're looking for something you find it when you're NOT looking for it."
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 73 (view)
 
Re: Peace
Posted: 7/14/2004 1:27:34 PM
The ONLY way to achieve peace...Is to blow the whole damn world up. I'm sorry but as long as there are stupid things to fight for there will NEVER be peace.
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Re: Hello, Welcome me here.
Posted: 7/14/2004 1:18:02 PM
Hi! I'm the one your mother warned you about :devil:
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Re: WHY DAD
Posted: 7/14/2004 6:35:17 AM
Angie...I'd hate to say this dear...they NEVER change...My dad went to a bar once cause he was tired of sitting in his apt. "looking at the four walls"... :( OY VEY!
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Re: WHY DAD
Posted: 7/8/2004 1:49:29 PM
Dad??? Wassa "dad"? My parents divorced when I was two. My dad spent more time with a case of beer than he did us. Instead of taking me to amusement parks he'd take me to his favorite bar. Yeah my dad what a guy! ( NOT! ) I got my wish for him to burn in hell, he was creamated on the very same day David Koresh's place went up in flames. My "dad" was my oldest brother. He did for me & WITH me the things my REAL dad should've done. And don't get me started on my mom! :(
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 121 (view)
 
Re: MAN ARE FROM MARS WOMAN HAVE NO PENIS
Posted: 7/8/2004 1:36:36 PM
<~~ just wants a girl to be my friend 1st.... heck then I can say "I have a GIRLfriend" LMAO
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 80 (view)
 
Re: what's your biggest turn on in the opposite sex?
Posted: 7/6/2004 2:11:25 PM
A purty smile
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Re: What's your SIGN, baby?
Posted: 6/29/2004 12:28:38 PM
<~~ was born under the "No Smoking" sign... LMAO Seriously I'm a Cancer My Birthday was last Saturday ( 26th ) :::BIG GRIN:::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Re: silly mood....
Posted: 6/29/2004 12:26:06 PM
Damn...the things I miss LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 105 (view)
 
Re: I GOT A CRUSH ON YOU
Posted: 6/24/2004 6:38:19 AM
Which head?? :::fleeeeeeeeeeeeee:::::::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 110 (view)
 
Re: MAN ARE FROM MARS WOMAN HAVE NO PENIS
Posted: 6/24/2004 6:33:42 AM
I know that.... but geez it'd be nice for ONE girl to just wanna have *fun* LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Re: ~*Dirty*~ JOKES
Posted: 6/22/2004 12:23:44 PM
Guy walks up to this house...knocks on the door...Woman answers..says "Yeah, what do you want?" Guy says "Ok, umm I want a girl"... Woman then says, "You got money?" Guy says, "Umm yeah" Woman says, Ok.."You got experience?"... Guy says Umm, no!" Woman then says, "Ok...go out back in the yard and practice on the hole in the oak tree".. Two days later guy comes back. *knock *knock* Woman answers, You got some experience? The guy says "Yep!" So she takes him to a room with a very beautiful woman in it. As they are taking off thier clothes the guy says to the woman, Umm can you do me a favor... And she says, Sure pal, your dime I'll do anything." So he asks her to bend over. Puzzled, she says "Ok" and bends over. The guy rears his foot back and KICKS her right in the ass! She gets up off the floor and says, "WHY did you do that for????" He then says, "Umm sorry ma'am, but I was just checkin' for bees!!! LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Re: New!!
Posted: 6/22/2004 11:56:06 AM
::: hands Blueyes a *Hershey's kiss* cuz he can't give her a real one::: Hiyas, I'm the *class clown* if ya need a laff just call on me :)
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 93 (view)
 
Re: Calling all Freaks
Posted: 6/22/2004 11:42:00 AM
Ensnare this! :::does the "Michael Jackson crotch grab":: WOOO HOOOOOO!! LMAO
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 110 (view)
 
Re: When Masturbating, what it the best way to get off for you?
Posted: 6/22/2004 11:37:27 AM
Oooooooooh I can touch it!!!! ::::dewin the snoopy happy dance::::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 108 (view)
 
Re: MAN ARE FROM MARS WOMAN HAVE NO PENIS
Posted: 6/22/2004 11:31:39 AM
Ok... if they really DON'T have a penis....then HOW is it that they NEVER want any sex???? ( as much as men do ) Hmmmmm explain THAT one to me???
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 108 (view)
 
Re: When Masturbating, what it the best way to get off for you?
Posted: 6/22/2004 6:23:56 AM
Ooooooooh Orchid....can I touch that... ::::eyes oogling::: LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 216 (view)
 
Re: Kissing!
Posted: 6/22/2004 6:22:00 AM
:::puts an "I'M HERE" sign on Pinky::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 72 (view)
 
Re: Depressed
Posted: 6/18/2004 6:30:48 AM
I just wish I could by online when others are :::cussing out mah puny paycheck::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 71 (view)
 
Re: Depressed
Posted: 6/18/2004 6:28:51 AM
I heard a song by Ice T & his group called "Body Count" called "Evil Dick"
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Re: Random Quote...
Posted: 6/18/2004 6:24:13 AM
Atari??? dayum *I* haven't played that since my 2600 was stolen outta my mom's apt. when I was 17
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Re: Random Quote...
Posted: 6/17/2004 12:08:05 PM
:::looking down:::notices *lil joy stick* dangling::: Ummm *I* is NO biotch!! LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Re: I'm a 1 of a kind guy but i'm alone!
Posted: 6/17/2004 11:58:38 AM
Dayum, I met a girl online once not in person, just online. Well she wanted to be my GF I said GREAT, finally SOMEONE LIKES me! Well next thing I knewa coupla days later I seen a guy with her name in his saying he was hers. My heart dropped like a boulder. So I just became a clown after that thinking "I'll never be happy so I might as well make OTHERS happy." That's why I'm ALWAYS so goofy all the time.
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Re: Random Quote...
Posted: 6/17/2004 11:46:01 AM
<~~ would start one but who would reply....dayum fool has no pix yet... :::smackin mah head:::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 67 (view)
 
Re: Depressed
Posted: 6/17/2004 11:35:52 AM
::::banging head against the wall:::: dayum!!!
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 64 (view)
 
Re: Depressed
Posted: 6/17/2004 6:27:08 AM
Hi gang, thanks for the cheers, but I don't have my own puter. I go to the library. So getting online is far and few between. Please don't be mad at me for NOT being here. Hell I wish I could be here 24/7. Pathetic huh? Well I'm off to werk. I'll be back about 3:00pm EST when you are I hope you're online then. Evil, thanks dear, ANY guy who gets you is one lucky guy & I hope you find him. :::wishin it were me:::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 214 (view)
 
Re: Kissing!
Posted: 6/15/2004 3:02:55 PM
:::wishin' it was me:::
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Re: Cyber
Posted: 6/15/2004 1:35:04 PM
REAL sex???? WTF is that??? It's been so long my **** gets hard when the wind blows..
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Depressed
Posted: 6/15/2004 1:30:11 PM
Anyone help me... I'm just tired of being A-L-O-N-E. Pretty bad when going online is the ONLY thing *I* look forward to...besides going to werk.
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Re: LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
Posted: 6/15/2004 1:17:55 PM
Yeah...I get that feeling alot.....
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Re: LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
Posted: 6/15/2004 6:29:43 AM
Me too....if WE EVER watch that movie...fergit the tissues, bring PAPER TOWELS LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Re: Common Courtesy
Posted: 6/14/2004 3:07:51 PM
see I was taught manners.. :)
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Re: Common Courtesy
Posted: 6/14/2004 3:01:51 PM
Hell I'd give my seat up for a lady, pregnant or not!! :)
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 212 (view)
 
Re: Kissing!
Posted: 6/14/2004 2:53:17 PM
O man... you look....ummm....wassat werd..... ahhhhhhhhh *priceless*...
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 210 (view)
 
Re: Kissing!
Posted: 6/14/2004 2:46:45 PM
:::drooling::::: Hummina hummina hummina!~
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 76 (view)
 
Re: do cars matter
Posted: 6/14/2004 2:45:36 PM
<~~ drives a "matchbox".... does THAT count???
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Re: LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
Posted: 6/14/2004 2:44:04 PM
I saw PP&M on PBS singing THAT song and I couldn't stop thinking of YOU Alura.. It even made me cry a lil bit.
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Re: LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
Posted: 6/10/2004 1:01:40 PM
I'll be your bloodhound!!! LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 78 (view)
 
Re: Calling all Freaks
Posted: 6/10/2004 12:48:55 PM
:::jumpin outta the way::: LOL
 Joey1963
Joined: 12/16/2003
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Re: when beauty is not in wat u see but wats insuide why rate pictures
Posted: 6/10/2004 12:47:12 PM
Pssssssst.... Missie...yer never alone as long as *I'M* around :)
 
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