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healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 81 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/16/2008 7:34:05 PM
$3000 in sex toys? I can imagine a whole wall, or hidden room, with whips, restraints, anal intruders, etc. And, butt plugs? Are butt plugs an alternative to adult diapers or a device to keep someone from entering the back door? With all this stuff going on who has time for a job?

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 79 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/16/2008 7:17:13 PM
" I was discussing this thread the other day with my guy and he walked away from a $3,000 toy collection he and his ex had developed together. Ok.. he walked away with a handful of the toys, but they were HIS, never used on her or by her on herself." And I thought that buying $25 Smartballs was splurging. Did your guy need a trailer to carry around his $3000 collection of dildos? And, he had his own toys.... So what did they do in bed? She fukked her dildos and he fukked his blow up woman... Is this how love in the future will be? I think I'm going to spend my $25 on some Smart Water.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 75 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/16/2008 12:33:52 PM
Dear iam2anangel, Thank you for your thoughtful responses to my inane rant. With all the negative responses about the recycling of Smartballs I have canceled my order. With my relationship history I would have to order a case of these things... I suppose that I could give them to female relatives at Xmas... Maybe I should be like everyone else and not care about my lover's sexual fulfillment. It seems that these days it's a race to cum...otherwise you don't... It's the self-centered "me" generation. It's been my experience. It's very difficult to find a woman who actually cares about the male's enjoyment. We take a woman to dinner, make sure she orgasms, then,... end the night masturbating because we never got off. The entire courtship ritual becomes an "energy deficit." Too often masturbation is a better alternative to being a sex slave. At least we know what we're getting. And, if we're disappointed, we have no one to blame but our selves. So continues the alienation of our species...

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 73 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/16/2008 8:20:24 AM
Is this fixation for sex toys related to a Freudian penis envy? Some of these are the size of a rolling pin and are covered with rubber nubs the size of big warts... And you thought that having babies stretched you out... Men don't satisfy you because your 5 horsepower mega-vibrator has left you numb and unfeeling. What ever happened to the old fashioned way where the man clubbed a woman in the head, and dragged her into the cave for 2.5 minutes of bliss? Then rolled over and went to sleep... Those were the days when women could cook/sew and demands were few. What can I say? I am basically a primitive kind of guy. I can pound nails, do my own mechanic stuff, hunt (I even skin and butcher my kills), fight, swear, drink beer, etc. I am not representative of of the feminized/emasculated male. I don't even own a tie and don't wear cologne or aftershave. I sweat and bleed. By the way, who the fuk invented ties? My perception of the American woman is a neurotic who is in constant crisis. No wonder us guys have given up on you and are going elsewhere. Why do you think so many men have turned homosexual or mail-ordered women from outside the country? We are tired of unreal expectations and demands. On this thread I have attracted postings from several women who sound really cool and have a sense of humor. Women I would enjoy being friends... Unfortunately you're geographically too far away. Even so, we all have been poisoned by a media that has given us unreal expectations. We are all looking for someone younger, better looking, richer, etc. We are all looking for the unattainable...

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 72 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/16/2008 7:40:42 AM
Glass? You mean like a beer bottle?

healingartsintl

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Msg: 64 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/15/2008 7:46:37 PM
Dear pink2u, If you lived closer I would challenge you to a tug of war. javascript:smilie('') Your logic about possession being 9/10 of the law makes sense. Still, what goes in must come out. I may just have to camp outside the Gates of Heaven until you want to replace 'our' balls with something juicer. javascript:smilie('')

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 57 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/15/2008 1:35:43 PM
Girls, don't fight over my balls. If you're patient, you'll all get a turn. If you want your own balls buy your own! (and you talk about me being cheap...) Until then you'll just have to share my balls. I have never seen so many spinsters with sex toys and dildos. You know... if you were nicer, warmer, and less critical, of us guys... maybe, just maybe, you'd find a caring lover. . . ...you wouldn't need a dildo to keep you company . . . Lighten up on us guys and we may give you the real deal. Until then, I hope you're happy with a rubber lover.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 49 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/14/2008 10:16:08 AM
I am not giving up my balls....... You're not taking them as a prize........ They're mine and you can't have them! Reading many of the posts, throughout these forums, expose the fact that many of us (in the USA) have been emasculated. Women have figuratively castrated men. No wonder women have no respect for us and have taken on a chauvinist attitude/behavior. As in George Orwell's book Animal Farm, they have become what they despise. An illustration would be how feminists behave in business. They do not hesitate to discriminate against men. I suspect that the women who have referred to referred to me as a "dirty old man" do so to vent hostility through insult. Some of the hostility comes from the fact that there is no male term for "Old Maid." Do men in these forums use the term "Old Maid?" If we did we would be considered rude and insensitive. We would be banned from the forums! A big difference between men and woman is that men mature. Many women dry up inside for failure to forgive the past. Our ability to forgive make us more enlightened.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 44 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/14/2008 8:30:19 AM
Maybe I'll keep my balls............... Maybe hang 'em on my rear view mirror................... If you want a set... You can buy your own... As a matter of fact I know a plastic surgeon in Mexicali... (cheapmexicomedical dot com) As far as using soft pieces of fruit... I have suggested this to a woman and she was afraid of the fermentation factor. Once I was rubbing a juicy black plum on a woman's snatch and her lips reached out, grabbed it and sucked it in, all the way in... It took her forever to get it out. Maybe an egg plant might work better. Of course, the size will vary with the woman... And, who are you woman calling a "dirty old man?" I have a healthy/strong body. My last two physical fights were with men 15-20 younger than me. I kicked both their asses.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 36 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/14/2008 5:33:37 AM
Good idea esad. Instead of a pen chain I'll have a retractable key chain that clips to my belt (and never let my balls g0). Unfortunately, I'll have to keep my pants on... I might as well not take my work boots off either (out of respect I'll make sure to knock any horse shit off of them). And, once my balls get old and ragged, I'll put them into a recycled produce veggie bag (as a recycled condom seems a little tacky) before shoving them up a Sheila's rectum... They go up her rectum, right? Hopefully she has little memory of that night. I just have to remember, never use my real name... Don't take her home with me, or tell her where I work... What's really fascinating... And, something I have never understood... Is when I treat a woman like a Goddess, she walks all over me... But, when I treat a woman like crap, she becomes my slave and worships me. Now, that I have your attention please tell me why women love to be treated poorly. Remember men, don't listen to what they say, listen to what they don't say. Is it that nice guys bore women? Is it better to keep them guessing than let them know how we feel?

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 26 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 7:16:29 PM
Thank you deweylips. Finally someone has finally touched on the subject of my inquiry. Now, what else do I need to know to get the most out of my balls. Pulling them toward the opening....sliding them in and out...or, letting them go where they want to go.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 25 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 7:01:43 PM
It seems that every woman I meet wants my balls.

healingartsintl

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Msg: 22 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 6:13:42 PM
You ladies are so worried about my balls being washed but you fail to recognize the fact that this post started asking a question about how to use Smartballs correctly. Everyone freaks out that I may reuse/recycle them on another woman. Come on, don't you care about the planet? We gotta recycle everything. And besides the subject is using Smartballs during cunnilingus. I plan to clean my balls real well but don't know where your genitals have been... Isn't that a bit of a double standard? That warm, moist, wet place is literally a breeding ground for all kinds of nasty organisms... And, you expect me to kiss, lick and suck on a thing full of potential cooties? What would you say if I whipped out a roll of Saranwrap.... A condom doesn't help in cunnilingus. And, if you don't trust that person why are you with them?

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 12 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 2:49:31 PM
Say, for instance, I do get my balls back and sanitized them... What makes you think that I'll tell my next lady friend where they've been? And, if they are germ-free, why should I be made to feel guilty about it?

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 6 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 2:34:42 PM
I would think that Simple Green, alcohol, or even boiling them in water, would make them good as new.

healingartsintl

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Msg: 3 (view)

Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 2:02:19 PM
They're my balls. Why shouldn't I ask for them back?

healingartsintl

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Smartballs Posted: 9/13/2008 1:49:40 PM
Are Smartballs ... a) a misnomer?, or b) a device that heightens a woman's sexual enjoyment? And... how do you use those damn things? I read about Smartballs in a forum thread on cunnilingus. A woman posted how much she enjoyed these things inside her during oral... So, I ordered a pair and want some advice. For instance, is it appropriate for the man to pop these into a woman without telling her? Will saliva, or a woman's juices, be sufficient lubrication? And, is it alright to ask for them back? This is posted and within 60 seconds members are voting to pull it.... It seems that many of you have no sense of humor. If this survives I may get some answers.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 86 (view)

Performing Cunnilingus... How sweet it is!!!! Posted: 9/13/2008 12:33:23 PM
Thank you very much Actualizing, You give us a few clues on what feels good and what doesn't. Most of us don't have a clue and most women won't give us one. I am all for women writing their own operator's manual for the man their dating. We're not mind readers.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 349 (view)

How long for cunnilingus? Posted: 9/12/2008 10:08:44 PM
Gypsy Queen is right. Thirty minutes times 3, or four, or five. Anything longer than thirty minutes at one time can overstimulate sensitive areas. Besides, you may want to breath every now and then, have a beer, something to eat, etc. And your poor neck cramping up... A great solution to that, and one of my favorites, is the woman on top. Not 69, but the other way, so she can control the action for her pleasure. That's what it's all about, her pleasure.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 83 (view)

Performing Cunnilingus... How sweet it is!!!! Posted: 9/12/2008 9:58:29 PM
Every one's different. I have met women who loved it before, during and after. And, it gives the guy a break and time to recharge. It makes the whole thing last so much longer. And, the woman can't feel anything other than special.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 20 (view)

do women think a egg vibrator is good with oral? Posted: 9/12/2008 9:35:41 PM
I don't know about the egg vibrator... Smartballs sound like something I would want to try... Any volunteers?

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 204 (view)

What ever happened to courtship? Posted: 9/12/2008 9:26:07 PM
In Marx's theory of dialectical materialism the rich and poor are having a tug of war for a piece of the pie. In the dialectical materialism between men and women the men have lost. When I got out of college affirmative action guaranteed that white males were virtually unemployable. "Sorry, I have to hire a woman or minority..." Now that women have a bigger chunk of the pie (equal pay) they still lay it on the man to pay the cost of courtship. This inequity has made courtship obsolete. In business, women who discriminate against men are usually the feminists. So, women, if you want to blame someone for the obsolesence of courtship... blame the feminists, not the men. Men are just reacting to the climate of hostility with an equal, opposite reaction. What is actually funny about the whole situation is that the feminist movement served as a Machiovelian 'divide and conquer' technique to split the country when we were all united against the Vietnam War. All of a sudden front page pictures of caskets and dead children were replaced by bra burnings. Would the corporate media paid any attention to feminists without ulterior motives? The Women's Center on campus were nothing but dikes laying-in-wait and taking advantage of naive girls. This has lead to a very alienated nation where men are hostile and confused.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 21 (view)

Is America the BEST Country in the World? Posted: 9/12/2008 9:02:47 PM
Every country I have been claims to be the best and only free nation on Earth.... Someone's lying. Or, maybe we are all Manchurian Candidates who have been brainwashed. Remember, as a child, every morning in class, having to recite the Pledge of Allegiance? We were being brainwashed. What other purpose would the Pledge serve. 35 yrs later I can recite it word for word. Is it good? Or, is it bullshit? Should we brainwash our children with patriotism, or let them decided when they are mature enough to make a conscious decision?

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 55 (view)

SEX ADDICTION!!! Posted: 9/12/2008 8:52:01 PM
My ex wife was a great lover and turned me into a sex addict. We would get it one several times a day, and sometimes for hours. She loved, and required, extended periods of cunnilingus. And, I learned to love giving. To this day I won't hesitate... I actually prefer it to the main event. I think that this may be an addiction.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 57 (view)

Tantric Sex and the Orgasm Posted: 9/12/2008 8:41:02 PM
The Joy of Sex was very clear in the use of breath for the complete enjoyment of sex. But the proponents tantric sex are spoiling the fun for the male. In tantric sex the woman is energized by orgasm, whereas the male energy is depleted by ejaculation. This runs counter to recent medical finding that ejaculation keeps the prostrate healthy. I look at tantra as a very feminist perception that only women should enjoy sex.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 1347 (view)

Why is smoking pot a crime? Posted: 6/15/2007 10:57:29 AM
When DuPont patented nylon ... hemp was the rope used by everyone. Hemp was made illegal so that Dupont could sell nylon. Do you actually think that the government represents us? We are just the herd they milk! Wake up! Unfortunately, it's too late...............................

healingartsintl

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Msg: 26 (view)

Anyone read Nostradamus's newly dicovered (2004) predictions? Posted: 6/15/2007 10:48:40 AM
Who needs Nostradamus to tell us that the world is going to hell in a handbag. The current U.S. president isn't smart enough to be the Anti-Christ. He isn't even smart enough to be a very good "Decider..." It's like predicting the weather. Just look outside and see. Don't stick your head in the ground and pray real hard. Our government is the greatest threat to world peace since Hitler. "It doesn't take a weatherman to see which way the wind blows."

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 11 (view)

Attack Iran.... Posted: 6/15/2007 10:23:52 AM
It's insanity. It's money. It's all about money and the sale of arms. And Americans have very little memory, or attention span. We let this little Hitler defraud his way into the White House... Memorial Day was just two weeks ago and the television networks interviewed servicemen about why we went to war. Several cited 9/11. Apparently they also were fooled by the spin. Shortly after 9/11 the Rand think tank in Washington, DC, issued a study saying that we ought to invade Saudi Arabia. The oil is the prize. It was Saudi money, and Saudi terrorists, who were responsible for 9/11... Makes sense to me. Instead we invade Iraq... We blow off every cruise missile in our armory at $1M a pop. We multiply our enemies, as well as hatred for the USA... That was real bright! Remember the bogus anthrax attack? U.S. military anthrax is sent to Rep Daschal (sp) and two news organizations... At a time when Rep Daschal was bottling up the Patriot Act in committee (where it was going to die). The Patriot Act passes a week later w/o anyone reading it... This was a terrorist act committed by the dark forces within our government for the sole purpose of passing this legislation. But, I digress... Iran and it's nuclear ambitions. Pakistan, our friend, sold the technology to them. They also sold the technology to N Korea... We gave Israel the nuke technology, and mucho munitions... Can you blame Iran for wanting to balance the power in their neighborhood? The United Nations nuclear watchdogs have tested the enriched uranium and have found that it is not bomb grade. This never got into the headlines but was found in the back of the New York Times. But, who reads the papers these days? We're too busy working to pay our gas credit card(s). It is sad to see such ignorant people so easily manipulated by fear. PREDICTION: The Dark Forces w/i the U.S. government will commit another bogus terrorist act on U.S. soil for the purpose of convincing the citizens that Martial Law is necessary to protect the country. It could be a release of a virulent form of bird flu. During Martial Law elections and civil rights are suspended. As of January 1, 2006, all cellular phones activated after that date had mandatory GPS locators installed. The excuse was for our safety... The law was the Homeland Security Act. When we go into martial law dissidents will be so easy to find, and imprison. It's for our own good... Our government is the greatest threat to the people who inhabit this planet. And, there is nothing we can do about it.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 11 (view)

A question about sensation. Posted: 6/9/2007 1:54:16 PM
How many hamsters have you killed while having sex? You may want to try sheep. Word has it that they're just like a woman... We have some very attractive sheep in Montana...

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 18 (view)

Can you experience intimacy through the internet? Posted: 6/8/2007 11:40:15 AM
Frolicking~in~Oregon hit it on the head. This is an illusion. We perceive what we want to see. We all need love so we bask in the high until the harsh light of day illuminates our true reality. I have been on here for a year and my experience has been very disappointing. I have met a few women in other internet venues, met them in person, and there was only one instance that I truly value the human connection. Why do I return for more abuse? Because I made that one special friend. It's like a gambling addiction. We remember that big score but fail to remember all those losses. Like Robert Palmer says "we're addicted to love."

healingartsintl

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Msg: 123 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/8/2007 9:51:48 AM
Nightwing's right, "it's about how you phrase the request." Demands get an immediate negative response. Otherwise, the demands never end. I would have trimmed up had she been more diplomatic in her request. She was a pain in the ass and I am glad she's gone. And, in my life I have learned to avoid women who refer to themselves as "goddess" or "princess." They are just way too high maintenance and treat men like servants.

healingartsintl

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Msg: 70 (view)

does the good life really end in your 40's? Any suggestions on where to meet women once you're 40? Posted: 6/7/2007 7:33:25 PM
So much for oneniceguy4u's thread... I tried to helpful with my suggestion of meeting women in church but Drugstore Cowboy has an unresolved aggression problem and needs to vent his verbose flatulence. Sorry, oneniceguy4you, but there seems to be no answer to your dilemma. We're all going to be forty, then fifty, etc, and it seems that the world is heading into chaos. In the states we have an evil dictator (corporations) committing genocide around the world and most live in fear. I don't know what to tell you. Morons run the world.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 68 (view)

does the good life really end in your 40's? Any suggestions on where to meet women once you're 40? Posted: 6/7/2007 2:09:49 PM
For those of you who are following this thread and reading the attacks by the Drugstore Cowboy: It's amusing that this guy is pulling his own covers for being such a moron. Check out this guy's profile. Photos in military fatigues, one of him carrying a full auto assault rifle, another showing the bar code on the back of his head. I bet he still wets the bed....

healingartsintl

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Msg: 66 (view)

does the good life really end in your 40's? Any suggestions on where to meet women once you're 40? Posted: 6/7/2007 1:07:03 PM
Oneniceguy4u, My suggestion of meeting women in church it so very true. Try it. And, let me say that I am sorry that Drugstore Cowboy has has screwed up your thread with his continued attacks on me. He follows me around like a lost puppy. I actually think that he's a latent homosexual who is attracted to manly men, like myself. He reminds me of a comic book character known as Beetle Baily. Not very bright, never gets laid, has a weak chin, etc. You have to feel sorry for this character.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 64 (view)

does the good life really end in your 40's? Any suggestions on where to meet women once you're 40? Posted: 6/7/2007 12:02:39 PM
A "Drugstore Cowboy" is an addict who breaks into drug stores to feed an addiction... Not the kind of person you'd want for a friend, or even an acquaintance. From what I understand, you live in your mother's basement. Eating her food and using her electricity so you can act tough in your internet postings. Instead of attacking me in someone else's thread why don't you do something constructive. Get a job. Or, get some training so that you can move out of your mom's basement. If you think that it's cool having a bar code tattooed on the back of your neck you're lost. Let alone wearing the fatigues of the fascists committing genocide in the Middle East. Still, talk all the s h i t you want because you would never have the guts to spout this crap to my face. You are a coward who hides behind a computer screen (in your mom's basement).

healingartsintl

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Msg: 60 (view)

does the good life really end in your 40's? Any suggestions on where to meet women once you're 40? Posted: 6/6/2007 12:02:49 PM
Church! Go to church! ('') I have been laid more in church that in any bar. Meet a nice woman in a bar and she won't trust you (because she met you in a bar). When they meet you in church, sitting quietly w/shoulders aligned they trust you. They relax and are dying to take you home and feed you. ('') It's an error to think that we out number women. That may be true when we are young but as we age, men die off (actually, women kill us). When men are young we're treated like a dime-a-dozen and girls are little princesses. But men don't age, we "mature." There is no male equivalent for the term "old maid." We are golden, and more sought out, as we get older. We are outnumbered by women. They just hide (and we have to find them). Unfortunately, the problem with the older woman is the change-of-life changes everything. Most of them dry up, there is little or no sexual lubrication or drive. This is primarily why I am attracted to younger women. They are easier to communicate with and love sex. ('') Have I pissed anyone off yet? If not, I'm doing something wrong! ('')

healingartsintl

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Msg: 265 (view)

As a guy, I find it offensive... Posted: 6/6/2007 11:37:16 AM
Tell her that you're a plastic surgeon and that you'll fix her nose/breasts, or suck the fat out of her ass at a steep discount! And, that you know specialists who can help her with her complexion problem... Too Che (and away)!

healingartsintl

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Msg: 34 (view)

The truth about golddiggers Posted: 6/6/2007 9:07:09 AM
For the last couple of years I have worked the summer seasons in Jackson Hole, WY. JH has the highest per capita income in the USA. Women are insulted if the man doesn't spend a minimum of $200 on a date. And, they probably go out with him just to be seen in the most expensive clubs... When I lived in Hawaii I overheard a woman bragging about how many lobster dinners she had gotten that week. Shortly thereafter I met a woman in the Hilton bar. Her first question was "What do you do?" When I told her that I was a basic working class dude she pointedly said "Then why are you even talking to me?" (I apparently mistook her for a human being.) Years ago I was doing research on a book on interpersonal communication when I started a video dating service. I thought it would be fun... The oldest/grossest male member screwed every girl in the service w/o ever buying them dinner. His first line was "My last wife got me for $7M." EVERY WOMAN ATE IT UP! Not one out of ten but every one of them... While I was researching this book I read a book written for women on dating does & don'ts. She said that whoever makes the most money, male or female, should cover more of the expenses. Then she said, "but men are suckers, let them pay." I became so jaded I couldn't finish my book. I asked my own dying mother why she never remarried and she told me that she never found a man with enough money to make her happy. She died alone in her own urine. It seems that "gold-digging" is much more prevalent with women than men. The Tom Arnolds are an exception. It would take a miracle for me to get it up for Roseann Barr! I had a relatively wealthy girlfriend on Maui who I liked a lot. I moved into her luxury condo above Maalea Bay and every day she cried "I'm down to my last half million. What am I going to do?" The fact is that we are becoming more shallow every day. Relationships are not "until death do us part." It's "until further notice." We are all consumers. We are a nation of cannibals, consuming each other. Jaded I am. Just read my profile and you can tell that I don't take this very seriously.

healingartsintl

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Msg: 111 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/5/2007 4:35:53 PM
2700+ visits to this posting. . . . What's the BFD. As far as I am concerned, when she split I lost 150 lbs of ugly fat! Guys. understand that when a woman refers to herself as a "princess" that you are in for Excedrin Headache #5!

healingartsintl

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Msg: 2 (view)

Where should a guy search for a real NSA encounter with a female(without getting harrassed by guys)? Posted: 6/5/2007 12:25:35 PM
Johnny, I have just voted not to delete this thread. I, too, have posted on CL and received the same sort of harassment from homosexuals and, as a result, don't post anymore. Besides, there is no such thing as nsa. There will always be strings. If you do get a real response it'll be the female version of Sasqatch (the Abominal Snow****)... I mean connected eyebrows, rolls of fat, genital warts... The other responses you get will be fishing for your email address to sell to spammers. Same thing with answering the ads. Correction: I met a black woman last winter in Riverside, CA, who was great and our friendship will last forever. But, this is the exception. I have met no one on plentyoffish and I have been active for a year. If you read my profile you will see that I don't take this site seriously. It's a joke! Besides, everyone lies. A"few pounds overweight" means double the recommended weight. They post pics several years old (like when they were in high school). Anyway, good luck!

healingartsintl

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Msg: 104 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/5/2007 12:07:44 PM
This post has degenerated into a name calling brawl by males who live thousands of miles apart. Until Drugstore Cowboy arrived we were being civil to one another. There are women reading these posts and we don't need to give them an even lower opinion of men than they already have... Why do we need to posture and prove anything to anyone. We'll never see one another face-to-face, or toe-toe-toe, so talking trash just demonstrates a weakness in personality. An inability to communicate. A masculine male does not need to talk trash. Nor does he need to talk someone down to feel better about himself. DC, you have demonstrated a level of immaturity that makes you look childish/foolish. You set an example of how not to behave among grown-ups.

healingartsintl

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Msg: 95 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/5/2007 10:10:16 AM
Ninki is totally cool. I wish she lived closer to me, or vice versa... Still, I cannot understand what the big deal is about men shaving their "special purpose." When I started this thread I was perplexed about this woman and her ultimatum. It does border on the pathological. Same with the guys who want to look like little boys. So what if it makes your package look bigger. Are you that insecure? Is your****that small. Me, My Sequoia Tree stands proud amongst the brush! javascript:smilie('') So what, I smell like a man because I am a man. And, what's the big deal about a little hair in her mouth? I want a woman to smell like a woman, not a sterilized surgical instrument. If our pheronones (primitive chemical messengers) don't turn each other on there is no hope for intimacy. Besides, it's not about getting laid, or keeping "score." It's that special connection with another human being. Being accepted for who you are, unconditionally.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 629 (view)

The things you miss most about being in a relationship... Posted: 6/4/2007 5:16:35 PM
I miss them all. And, I have failed miserably in all my past relationships. My one saving grace is my selective memory. A buffer to erase memories. I try to forget the bad/painful moments and only want to remember the good times. Call it forgiveness. Still, I love them all and always will.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 17 (view)

medications and sex drive Posted: 6/4/2007 5:03:00 PM
Forget about the anti-anxiety meds. Learn to control your anxiety/stress. Breathe. Our first breath sets a pattern in our life. Most of us were yanked out of our mothers by a masked stranger under florescent lights. Our first breath was a gasp. You can determine your level of stress by paying attention to your breath. And you can control your stress by controlling your breath. Start your breath with a complete exhalation. Inhale from the abdomine, up to the chest, then the shoulders. Hold for an equal amount of time. Exhale slowly. Begin again. In three breaths your heart rate drops, as well as your blood pressure. Doctors won't tell you about this because they are drug dealers. Also, learn to use the breath during sex and take control of your body.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 78 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/4/2007 4:25:02 PM
Hey there "DRUGSTORE COWBOY" your remark "Dude no offence but you look like you over the hill, hillbilly boy..." is very offensive. I saw your profile and you have a bar code tattooed to your neck and wear fatigues. What are you trying to prove? Are you jealous that I am a man, a real man? I may be older than you but have gotten more p u s s y than you ever thought was possible. So much, in fact, that, as in this case, I sometimes turn it down. I dodged this bullet because I am more mature and have learned that "getting lucky" sometimes means going home alone. I am sure that these thoughts were lost on a moron who tattooes a bar code on the back of his neck.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 58 (view)

Men today tend to be minute men Posted: 6/4/2007 9:36:03 AM
It used to be that the average man lasted 2.5 minutes. One minute is a total burn! There are three problems here: Vibrators desensitize a woman's sexual organs, making it more difficult to reach a normal orgasm. The other problem is guys having phone sex while masturbating... At $5 a minute they learn to cum fast... The third problem is the self-centeredness of people, both men and women. In the past I have paced myself and made sure the woman reached orgasm first, only to be told to stop because she was done. Too often the rule is that the first one to cum, is the only one to cum.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 59 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/4/2007 9:02:00 AM
One last thought. When I first started this thread there were people attempting to have it deleted. Thus came the vote. I was pleasantly surprised that the thread won out and so many people had put so much thought and energy in this issue. I thank you all. What surprised me was that the vast majority of threads are so lame and shallow. How have we become so obsessed with such trivial things? Is it TV? Are our lives so boring that we place such importance in garbage. I used to own a video dating service and knew all my clients very well. The men with depth and substance usually came in last. But, the guys who bullshitted their way through interpersonal communications got laid all the time. My worst offender was a 65 yr old man who told all the women that his last wife got him for $7M... He laid every woman in the service! All the guys wanted a "playboy bunny" and all the women wanted "a generous man." In most cases their expectations were totally out of line. My own mother died alone. When I asked her why she didn't remarry she told me that she didn't find a man with enough money. Being single I check out the women on plentyoffish and so many are looking for "the one" (the one to pay their credit card debt...), their "soul mate" (could this be a mispelling of "sole", i.e., someone to walk on?) or someone "honest" (come on, this is the internet, everyone lies). We all need a reality check. There is a reason that we are all single. Remember, no expectations, no disappointments. p.s. In one my my thread installments I stated that I didn't care if a woman had hairy legs, armpits or pubes. I need to qualify this further: I do object to connected eyebrows, thick mustaches, hairy backs and hairs growing from grotesque facial warts.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 53 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/3/2007 7:08:01 PM
WOW! Lot's of replies. I thank you. I was a little harsh on the american woman stuff... It's just that the spoiled **** conplex has become an epidemic. I know that there are real human beings out there who don't base relationships on income/status/car/harley... ummmm. I am just talking myself out of here... What the real issue is that we all want to be loved/accepted for who we are. That real inner being, the soul eternal. Conditional relationships are destined to fail. They have to be unconditional and we need patience for them to work. Now, had she gone about this differently: Bought me an inexpensive clipper and wrapped it nicely with a little note "asking" me to trim up...with a sugar coated "please"... How could I have refused? But when she refers to herself as a "princess" and makes demands. She's lucky that I remained calm/sane and refused to participate in an argument

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 16 (view)

I am a man and I refuse to shave my pubic hair. Posted: 6/2/2007 1:55:40 PM
I am not saying that I won't change. I change continually, we all do. The ancient saying is: "you can't step in the same river twice." I have changed since I posted this thread. But, I would to be able to exert some control over this change, not have this change manipulated. Maybe, if I had loved her, and her communication skills were better, I would have trimmed up. But the demands had reached critical mass and got to the point that I didn't care if we had sex again. Her credibility as a human being was lacking. I just lost interest. Many men have taken so much shit that they just don't care anymore. The "dysfunction" is the emasculation of the american male. Women can't brow-beat, or continually criticize, us and expect us to get it up on demand. We are men. Besides, the stubble would bug good ol' Johny, my loveable chia pet. And..he might get a little chilly down there... And, I wouldn't even consider shaving my head (unless I was really drunk!). Me, I could care less if a woman shaves her bush, armpits or legs. And have always thought that this expectation of women was grossly unfair and sexist.

healingartsintl

Joined: 6/4/2006

Msg: 12 (view)

The FEMINIZATION OF THE PLANET Posted: 6/2/2007 1:28:55 PM
I guess that men are becoming obsolete. I remember way back .. when I lived in Kona. The two local guys who ran the pound never killed an animal that wasn't either sick, or dying. They found homes for all of them. The inHumane Society took over... All women... only one male employee. They made it so difficult to adopt a pet (a fenced yard was required) that they killed more animals than they adopted out. The sole male employee's job was to kill approx 50 dogs/cats a week by placing them in a "gas chamber" hooked to the exhaust of a truck. Maybe there is a reason that Muslem countries oppress women so badly. Maybe they don't want this happening to them....

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