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denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 220 (view)

Penis Bulge. Posted: 2/25/2009 12:27:01 AM
Me too Walkingtall,carrying a big stick.com ha ha

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 151 (view)

Why would a guy turn down a fuck buddy? Posted: 2/25/2009 12:14:54 AM
mmmmmmmm......did you have brocholi stuck in yor teth, ha ,ha

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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Oral on first date.... Posted: 11/29/2008 3:59:11 AM
Ha Ha good one ,my mom is good ,but dad says my sister is better

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 74 (view)

Sex and the sleepless Posted: 11/7/2008 6:06:01 PM
Ya those slaves that built the pyrimids didnt work as hard as a lot of pepole do today.They had the nights off. Today we have electric lights so we can all work 24/7.I was just in a car accident cause the driver had been awake for over 24 hours,and we still had 2 -3 more days of work to do!!

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 42 (view)

Am i really screwing with their heads?? Posted: 7/6/2008 2:00:19 AM
you really confused the guy buyinghim drinks and failing to comunicate with him at the very least you should have at least given his entire table a free round of drinks you cheapo.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 73 (view)

Drive-by catcalls Posted: 7/11/2007 9:19:01 PM
I will take drive by cat calls over drive by shootings any day

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 50 (view)

Does this happen to you? Posted: 11/14/2006 1:00:26 AM
try changing your profile.your cloth reveal too much and you come off looking like too sexy? that minni skirt isnt big enough to use as a hanky.what is some one to think looking at those pict?

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 27 (view)

What are your first date killers? What's a big no-no? Posted: 11/1/2006 2:25:14 AM
let me describe my worse date .I knew a lovely lady she had 3 little boys.we had mutual friends.I really felt for her.raising 3 kids by herself ,with a dead beat dad.I had a lot of compasion for her,she didnt have a car so I sold her a cheap car with a full warranty at no cost.no questions asked.on this date she bumps into a old friend of hers,has the hots for him and basically dumps me off in favour of him.im not a jelous man,just her friend .so i take a cab home after she starts banging him in front of me,basically.i could give you a full blow by blow descripton but i wont .I figure what the hell,its a free country,she a full grown woman ,maybe im a little insulted .but what ever.no harm or foul right. a few days later im sitting at my favorite pub and this guy i dont know jumps throw the front plate winow and starts swinging away at me. hes totally pissed off at me for **ing his wife.poor stard.long story short , and i kinda feel sorry fo both of them,he end up gong to jail for drugs.apparently he had a small businees selling them for the hell angels,they kill him for gteting busted ,as they are out a couple 100,000.and life goes on

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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What are your first date killers? What's a big no-no? Posted: 11/1/2006 1:58:50 AM
mmmmmmm thats just plain rude ,personelly im not much for punching out women,or any body for that matter,but that is a totally offensive comment,and is acually a verbal threat.I would definitly dump them after orderinfg the most expensive meal and then have the waiter send the bill to bill.bill is not my name .

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 239 (view)

Spray me, degrade me? Posted: 9/10/2006 3:00:03 AM
YOU OR YOUR SISTER ,YOU DECIDE>>>

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 278 (view)

Mail order brides Posted: 9/10/2006 2:12:26 AM
THERE IS ALWAYS 2 SIDES T O A ISSUE i KNOW A YOUNG NS ND YOUNG EX HAPPILY MARRIED TO A "TROPHY WIFE" JUST FINALISED DIVORCE 2 YEARS AGO,SHE DIDNT UNDERSTAND WY HE WAS SO UPSET ABOUT HER f>>.KING OTHER GUYS?? IT BROKE HIS HEART ,NOW HE IS HAPPILY MARRIES TO A PHILLIPN GIRL WHO IS TOTALLY DVOTED TO HIM .i WISH THEM THE BEST OF LUCK.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 277 (view)

Mail order brides Posted: 9/10/2006 2:02:53 AM
ALL YOU WOMEN HAVE FATHERS DONT YOU?? WHO WORK FOR YOU ,WHO DIE FOR YOU?/ i KNOW LOTS OF WOMEN WHO MISS THIER Dad >what were they doing/ WORKING HARD TO SUPPORT THIER FAMILY. POOR FORGOTEN **stardS.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 276 (view)

Mail order brides Posted: 9/10/2006 1:54:05 AM
GO JAPANESE OR FOR A PHIIPEEN RUSIANS ARE JUST FUKIN CRASY AND THE WOMEN ARE EVEN WORSE .i MET ONE OF THE GUYS WHO WAS MANNING THE RADAR STATION THAT GAVE THE ORDER TO FIRE ON FLIGHT KLM500 YOU REMEMBER THE PASSANGER PLANE THAT OVER FLEW RUSSIAN AIR SPACE AND SUBSEQUENTLY SHOT DOWN.POOR **stardS.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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Why do people always blame the ex? Posted: 9/10/2006 1:47:00 AM
JUST ADMIT IT ITS ALL YOR FAULT,STOP BLAMEING THE X ,THE Y OR SOME OTHER FUKIN LETTER FOR DECISIONS YOU HAVE MADE IN THE PAST FORGET THE PAST MOVE ON TO YOUR FUTURE WE HAVE ALL BEEN CLIPPED BY SOME CHEAP SHOT FROM THE PAST KEEP ON FLYING NEVER DWELL ON YOUR PAST MISTAKES ,WE HAVE ALL MADE THEM ,AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAVE PROBABLEY MADE MORE MISTAKES THEN ALL YOU COMBINED .i AM NOT BRAGGING JUST SIMPLELY STATEING THE OBVIOUS TO ,TO ME . AT LEAST ,I AM JUST GRATFUL TO BE ALLOWED TO WALK ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE GRASS.AS SIMPLE AS THAT MAY SEEM. GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 28 (view)

If you had.... Posted: 9/10/2006 1:04:08 AM
mmmmmmmmmmm I can se why ome of us are divorced

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 39 (view)

Relationship Flag System - Green, Yellow, Red & Black Posted: 8/17/2006 6:28:33 PM
usually i wear a red cape ,but only when i am streaking,black i usually reserve for bank robberies ect.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 48 (view)

So Many People settle! Posted: 7/31/2006 10:51:56 PM
mmmmmmmm couple of pionts here.so you bionk a guy and that takes away your self worth ,am I reading this right??2cnd piont you bionk a guy and he has to sign over his house and life to you???is that right??news flash if a guy is hungery he will go out and buy some thing to eat.Let me clarify here,sure sex ,with a loving tender women is important,its kinda like air,not that important,unless your not getting any, he,he,But by the same token it should usually ocuppy,in my opinion only 10 percent of the relationship.,give or take.unless you are a bunny rabbit.90 percent of the relationship should be focused on more long term goals.ie nesting,hunting,thats code word for work,building a home life,net working, religion,maybe some of you can add to the list,basically the women i am with ,if i cant imagine us together in old age well i should cut the tie shouldn't I???

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 96 (view)

.........Stretch Marks........... Posted: 7/24/2006 8:46:21 PM
I THOUGH THAT THE LATEST Evidence recomends vitiamen E in lotion or diet as a aid to preventing and minimising strech marks.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 27 (view)

how do you like a guy to show that he is interested Posted: 7/24/2006 8:18:49 PM
shave all your hair off head,buy leather,buy,rent,lease harley,plunk on couple tattoos,roll up and say hey ****...

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 49 (view)

Body size--men this time Posted: 7/23/2006 6:00:47 PM
mmm i can travel 100 meters in under 13 seconds ,world record is 9.6 .i am a small male not much to look at realy,but i can walk 4 city blocks on my hands.I dont mind a few extra pound on a women, my grandmother told me" never marry a small skinny women" because if there is a famine she will die.my grammother was pinned down in a root cellar durring WW1 and watched her bother get shot by advancing german troops. she was a very specail women who had a lot of knowlege.she could speak over 7 languages and never complained about any of the tragadies she witnesse during her life time.including the loss of 2 of her sons to gun fire. I find a lot of larger women to be tighter an have on ocasion not been able to get it in so to speak because of size differences,i am a normal guy and dont have a moby****by any means .so what give. my most frightening experience i was unable to with draw we were stuck to gether for hours and the pain was excutionating.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 27 (view)

Whose cheating who? Posted: 7/23/2006 5:19:26 PM
reminds me of the time I met a sweet girl in a bar arranged a date show up flowers in hand, and some other guy is pumping her on the couch.I guss she over booked,I do remember feeling really ****ing angery and insulted.but alas i guess i shouldnt trust too much too soon it was my own fault for letting my self get so vunerbale so soon.but i do remeber it really hurt.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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Horse ¢ Posted: 7/23/2006 4:33:33 PM
good one,heres another,2 guys are driving thier pick-up thro the countryand see a beatiful black stallion with a flowing main ect.so they go see the farmer to see if they can buy the horse.the farmer says 5,000 dollars i dont know that horse dont look so good ,ok 7,000 i dont know that horse dont look so good to me,the buyer repies what do you mean hes beatiful 10,000 my final offer,ok says the farmer ,but i warn you he dont look so good to me.so as thebuyers are loading the horse it shies and wont get on the truck,after close examination they realize the horse is blind,they confront the farmer and he says..well i told you he dont look so good ,

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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Chrysler corp to build new car to honor bill clinton Posted: 7/23/2006 3:51:51 PM
i like the hummer model. does it cum with a cigar holder???

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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what's wrong with my profile, please review Posted: 7/23/2006 3:31:15 PM
I dont like those love to laff statements.if you want to laff go hire a ****in clown and leave me alone . im not here to entertaine you.further more. i get a sense that you expect me to entertain you,this means you must be boring and dont have the iq nessesary to entertain your self,like a small child.try reading a book to broaden your horizons,so then we might have something to talk about. I really enjoy talking to sharp intelligent women.they are awsome.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 87 (view)

why do guys hide porn? Posted: 7/23/2006 2:24:11 PM
i was looking through a porn mag with a girlfriend any pic i liked she roundly critised ie that girl has fake boobs ect heck took all the fun out of it for me.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 85 (view)

why do guys hide porn? Posted: 7/23/2006 2:22:05 PM
I once went to a house party I ended up watching tv in the basement the hostess fired in a porn movie and then jumped me I guss she liked porn???

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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Can pharmaceuticals/drugs improve an individual’s love life? Posted: 7/23/2006 2:02:38 PM
i have heard of the "ropes" from scandinavia,dont know if it works.phehsais is a navel spray used to induce fertility in women for artifical insemination it does make women super hornyand super fertile like they have 12 eggs relealese insread of one,does cause ovarium cancer tho.and cost about 1800 dollars for a weeks supply.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 11 (view)

Women over 40 Posted: 7/23/2006 1:56:01 PM
for lots of ppl life starts at 40,they are just getting warmed up,so to speak....

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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Failure is a far better teacher than success! Posted: 7/22/2006 11:59:52 PM
I rember from my military training.and in particulair an old x submariner,who told me that sucess breeds sucess,failure breeds failure.seems like a simple enough deal.....maybe we are like horses trained to jump once we hit the wall we are too scared to jump again....

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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why would a man do this advice please Posted: 7/22/2006 11:43:20 PM
Breaking up should be the same as breaking a bone its gonna hurt like hell for a long time but eventually it will heal.and stop smoking all that gange your fck up enough as it is.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 220 (view)

raped or not ? Posted: 7/18/2006 5:05:13 PM
i met 2 15 year old girls at the mall one ha a kid already and these girls didnt look like 15 year olds either .hope they dont look like they are 60 when they hit thier 40s

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 165 (view)

whats the biggest turn-off on a first date? Posted: 7/18/2006 4:53:29 PM
i have to be honest and say i have probably made all these mistakes and then some...but im learning.we all put our foot in our mouths some times.worst one by far ive made and still remember it like it happened yestrday.I answerd phone at relitives house a hoarse whispering voice asks for some one not living there , i thought it was a prank call so i whispered back no so and so doesnt live here.they whisper back some more qustions an i repy in the same whispering voice.after hanging up I find out the caller had lost all thier vocal chords because they had cancer. I FELT LIKE A COMPLETE Idiot!!!!!

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 36 (view)

Sex Toys! Posted: 7/18/2006 4:42:37 PM
so whats in the recipe????

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

Msg: 50 (view)

catch 22 for guys over 30 Posted: 7/17/2006 6:00:41 PM
did we not all have the "5 year" plan ,first good job, then house then marriage ,then kids ect..or was it just me???

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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I did a BAD BAD thing.... Posted: 7/13/2006 4:07:33 PM
ya but what about those who have a poor dial up speed , idont have time to download a bunch of pict??? sorry.

denni49

Joined: 6/24/2006

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legalize to regulate (hookers and drugs) Posted: 6/29/2006 3:50:28 PM
If there is a true evil or demon walking the earth today then crack has to be it.crack=death.do you dissagree??

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