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Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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any indy pro-wrestling fans out there? Posted: 9/13/2009 9:03:16 PM
And Matt Sydal (Evan Bourne) came from the indies and is doing pretty well for himself.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Worst thing you can say after or during sex Posted: 9/9/2009 6:17:59 PM
"YAHTZEE!" "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" after putting on a magician's hat "Now, watch me pull a rabbit out of your ass! ...hmmmm...looks like I got the wrong ass" "In actuality, this is a distraction while my fellow Klansman burn a cross on your lawn" "Ever hear of an Alabama Hotpocket?" "I must tell you that I have narcolep...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Worst thing you can say after or during sex Posted: 9/9/2009 8:28:48 AM
"Not in there! That's where I poop!" "Ugh, I shouldn't have gone to 'All You Can Eat Cabbage and Cheese' night at the Sizzler" "Oh, I'm arriving! I'm arriving!" "Don't worry. Those warts are not lethal..." "Achievement Unlocked: 25G - Survived the Moist Caverns without Protective Armor" "Two more of these, and I get a free coffee at Starbucks!"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Worst thing you can say after or during sex Posted: 9/4/2009 12:01:37 PM
"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" "Awwwww, good for you!" "Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog!" "Get off the bed! American Gladiators is on!" "...and boom goes the dynamite." "So how much would cab fare be?" looks in pocket "So THAT'S where that pesky condom was...sorry, hun." "You sure were an animal in bed. Well, if they count a dead jellyfish as an animal"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Movie titles.... between her legs Posted: 9/3/2009 4:52:37 PM
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly...between her legs Dirty Harry...between her legs Gladiator...between her legs Saving Private Ryan...between her legs The Thin Red Line...between her legs No Way Out...between her legs Chariots of Fire...between her legs Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood...between her legs Pet Sematary...between her legs White Chicks...between her legs The Animal...between her legs Death To Smoochy...between her legs Dracula: Dead And Loving It...between her legs

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Movie titles.... between her legs Posted: 9/2/2009 12:07:10 PM
American Pie...between her legs Big Fish...between her legs Men In Black...between her legs Space Jam...between her legs Meatballs...between her legs This Is Spinal Tap...between her legs James And The Giant Peach..between her legs The Iron Giant...between her legs The Englishman That Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain...between her legs

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Some answers to Saw you viewed me, why no message? Posted: 8/30/2009 5:45:12 PM
"I was checking to see if you had children. I'm shopping for MILFs." "You looked like someone I work with, and I didn't wanna send an awkward message just in case you weren't that person." "Well, your profile said you wanted a workout partner...no thanks"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Some answers to Saw you viewed me, why no message? Posted: 8/29/2009 11:28:47 AM
"I just wanted to see if Chewbacca really DID make a profile on here" "I would have sent you a message, but I know it would be hard for you to type with hooves"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Favorite joke by a famous comedian Posted: 8/19/2009 2:53:20 PM
Bill Hicks: "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f**king cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Cute quickies, funny quotes and phrases... Posted: 8/2/2009 7:18:12 PM
"You ever pour glue on a bird? Me, neither. There's no reason to." - George Carlin "Guys, if you can blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be here all alone tonight...watching an empty stage" - Bill Hicks Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman "What have you got there?" Said the pieman unto Simon "Pies, dumbass" "Some days, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps..." - Emo Phillips

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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George Carlin ! Anybody besides me miss him ? Posted: 8/2/2009 7:10:03 PM
Yeah, I do miss him. He was pretty much the most versatile comedian I've seen. Not many comedians can pull off a show featuring intense political dissection, everyday observational stuff, wordplay, angry ranting, and fart jokes and not make it look forced, but he did it. As many people said, I'd like to see what Carlin thinks about society today. Bill Hicks, too. "Isn't it a bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his ***hole, and George Bush had an operation on his middle finger? What are these two men trying to tell us?!?"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Song titles..... During sex Posted: 7/19/2009 4:06:57 PM
Cannibal Corpse: Pounded Into Dust...during sex Force Fed Broken Glass...during sex Staring Through The Eyes of The Dead...during sex Sickening Metamorphosis...during sex Stabbed In The Throat...during sex The Undead Will Feast...during sex Covered With Sores...during sex I Will Kill You...during sex Sanded Faceless...during sex Devoured By Vermin...during sex Drowning in Viscera...during sex Hung and Bled...during sex Nirvana: In Bloom...during sex Smells Like Teen Spirit...during sex Blew...during sex Rape Me...during sex Aneurysm...during sex Duran Duran: Hungry Like The Wolf...during sex Girls on Film...during sex The Reflex...during sex AC/DC: Shake a Leg...during sex Let There Be Rock...during sex Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)...during sex Whole Lotta Rosie...during sex Misc: The Waitresses: I Know What Boys Like...during sex Accept: Fast As A Shark...during sex Ace of Base: I Saw The Sign...during sex The Beatles: While My Guitar Gently Weeps...during sex Black Sabbath: Paranoid...during sex Mott The Hoople: All The Young Dudes...during sex Perry Como: Papa Loves Mambo...during sex Chuck Berry: Johnny B. Goode...during sex

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Shaquille O Neal wants in the UFC? Posted: 7/17/2009 4:17:29 PM
I wouldn't exactly say that Lesnar was a failure in wrestling. He was actually pretty damned good, then he just left to pursue the failed football career. Kind of a dumb decision at the time, but he's doing pretty decent in the UFC, so huzzah! And I'm surprised there are no Shaq Fu references so far. Then again, there's probably fewer video game geeks on this board than most :P

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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TaeKwonDo Posted: 6/25/2009 5:53:58 PM
I did it for about 6 or so years in my salad days. Made it to first-dan black belt about 10 years ago, but I just lacked interest to continue much further. It was still a great period in my life, though, as it gave me some direction at a time where direction was sorely needed.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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What's your definition of drama? Posted: 6/23/2009 7:35:42 PM
Drama really stems from the type of people who wear their negative, hostile emotions on their sleeve. The reason why it's called 'drama' is because the people that seem to bring it treat any negative or, as described above, a nothing situation as if it were some sort of Shakespearean tragedy. I tend to not draw any of it myself since I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, but too many people that I know have lives that play out like General Hospital. God, people and their stupid feelings. :P

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Profile Names/Headings ... Name the Top Cliches Posted: 6/22/2009 11:02:27 AM
Another one is the probably aforementioned 'looking for a REAL man'. While I really am just two midgets in an elaborate costume that wanted to know what big-people sex was like, that's still kind of mean.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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need help making new superhero Posted: 6/21/2009 7:54:23 AM
He needs to use the Confederate Flag as a cape of some sort. He can put away bad guys with his patented sleeperhold that his grandmother/aunt taught him. Outside of the jeans, he should wear a pair of boxers with either the Budweiser logo or something like "Jesus Saves"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Top ten reasons to date a fat guy Posted: 6/20/2009 5:37:36 PM
I'm not fat,... ...my bones just haven't grown into my body yet. ...I'm festively plump ...I just have a slight excess of redundant protoplasm. ...I'm just retaining water

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Any other grammar nazis around these parts? Posted: 6/20/2009 5:35:37 PM
I'm personally a bit of a grammar junkie when it comes to stuff like posting profiles and messages online. The most annoying thing is when something is in ALL CAPS. Not only is it hard to read, but it reads like you're yelling. In general, the profile doesn't have to be 100% grammatically accurate, but at least make an effort, or it's not going to reflect well on you. Instant messaging I give some slack to, as long as I know what the hell you are saying. However, please do not misuse the word 'literally', because that will set my Pretentious Phasers to 'Stun'. If you say you 'literally beat the s*** out of someone', I ask for proof of fecal matter. :P

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Musical Guilty Pleasures Posted: 6/19/2009 5:29:20 PM
I have a ton of guilty pleasures, mainly one hit wonders of the 80s and 90s, and glam/hair metal. I don't care what anyone says, Poison is fun as hell to listen to.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Profile Names/Headings ... Name the Top Cliches Posted: 6/19/2009 12:45:39 PM
"I'm not looking for a booty call" Well, good. Putting that phone in my ass is starting to chafe. "Looking for an honest man" Say that again when you ask us how you look in a dress. :P

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Top ten reasons to date a fat guy Posted: 6/19/2009 11:51:34 AM
Sleeping with a fat guy is like laying on a waterbed with only half the mess. Ladies can hide their personal effects inside of our folds of flab. You never have to worry about having too much beer to drink.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Profile Names/Headings ... Name the Top Cliches Posted: 6/18/2009 4:14:48 PM
Haha, definitely agree about the liars and games. I'm just tempted to put something in my profile like "I play head games like that deaf, dumb and blind kid plays a mean pinball" or "Let's be honest. I'm a filthy a**hole who loves to lie to ya and will cheat on you repeatedly. Prepare for my seed" or something like that.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Gay Gangster Joke Posted: 6/18/2009 4:09:56 PM
I'm neither gay nor gangster, nor am I even 'gangsta', but that wasn't really funny. It was cute, but not really that funny.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Funny Sayings or jokes about or by Musicians Posted: 6/17/2009 1:52:05 PM
What has 9 arms and no talent? Def Leppard What do you call a rhythm guitarist sitting between a bassist and a drummer? A translator Nickelback.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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How can we handle the situation when u go met someone from POF who we are chatting for a while? Posted: 6/16/2009 2:08:26 PM
Try not to have such high expectations when you go out. Think of online chatting as Step 1 of getting to know someone. If you find you have decent online chemistry, then go and meet, but don't go with such high expectations. Just go out for coffee or whatever beverage you prefer and see how it goes. If there is something there, you'll have more of an idea, and if nothing is there, at least it was a quick date. If you go into every meeting thinking "I love this man, I want his seed" (well, I'm just exaggerating here) after just online conversation, then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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First POF dating experience Posted: 6/16/2009 1:52:21 PM
...wow. At least you realize that not all guys are like that. I at least take people out for dinner and maybe a movie before I break out the roofie and duct tape. :P

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Top ten reasons to date a fat guy Posted: 6/16/2009 12:55:34 PM
Hahaha, so true. Especially the golly/jolly part.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Funniest dumb things you've heard. Posted: 6/16/2009 9:46:09 AM
In hindsight, I should have said something like 'Angeldust', but I went with the more subtle 4th-Gradean 'Wings, you idiot'

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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What's up with Coffee? Posted: 6/13/2009 7:16:55 PM
I don't know. "Coffee date" just flows better than "Tea Date" or "Heated Beverage Date". I can certainly see the appeal, since heated beverages are tasty, and you can talk while you wait for them to cool down. I wholeheartedly prefer beer dates, though.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/13/2009 6:27:04 PM
"Huzzah! Level Fifteen!" "You! EPIC FAIL" "I've struck oil~!" "Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!!!!" "Ever use pineapple?" "Hello, Candid Camera!" "TRANSFOOORRRRMMMMM!! Cluck...baCAWK!" "Duck....duck...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Funniest dumb things you've heard. Posted: 6/12/2009 4:02:55 PM
This is one I remember from 4th Grade or something. About dinosaurs: "How can pterodactyls fly if they don't have feathers?"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Online dating service for pets? Posted: 6/6/2009 6:51:29 PM
TheScentedAss.com KnickKnackPattyWhackYouKnowTheRest.com Snosages.com KibblesAndNaughtyBits.com PlentyOfActualFish.com (well, fishies need love too)

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Things you don't want to hear during surgery: Posted: 5/29/2009 4:45:55 PM
"Here's that rat poison you ordered, Dr. Kevorkian" "OK, help me here. Do I cut the green wire or the red wire?" "Scalpel...Bucket...Cloth...Bigger bucket...Priest" "Hmmmm...tastes like chicken..." "Ewwwww! Blood!"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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You're mom's so... Posted: 5/24/2009 1:29:13 PM
Yo momma so fat... ... you need MapQuest in order to find her good side ... the only pictures you can find on her online are Google Earth screencaps ... she has her own Wiki ... Stephen Hawking wrote a book one time about her bowel movements Yo momma so ugly not even Rob Zombie would do a remake of her wedding video

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 5/23/2009 5:12:53 PM
pretends to wipe face "Oh, I'm just clearing a place for you to sit." "If I say that you look nice, will you tie a belt around my neck and rub the tips of live cigarettes on my back while I touch myself?"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Things you can say about the internet but not your g/f Posted: 5/23/2009 5:10:00 PM
"Goddammit, another virus!" "You must be at least 18 to enter..." "Another Trojan removed..." "Wow, boobies! And I didn't even have to sit through a stupid chick flick or buy flowers"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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You Know you watch Family Guy Too much when... Posted: 5/23/2009 5:02:21 PM
You Know you watch Family Guy Too much when... ... you intentionally talk like Bruce to sound creepy/gay ... you actually know who the Bruce in question is ... you try to pay off a massive debt with a jaunty tune ... you respond to every 'why' question with 'because you touch yourself at night' ... you check the newspaper daily to see if, indeed, the bird is still the word ... you say something in a conversation that would lead to a cutaway gag that never happens ... you grab your leg/arm/part of you that got hurt, inhale deeply, and go "aaaaahhhhh!" for several minutes ... you actually GET most of the references in this list

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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any indy pro-wrestling fans out there? Posted: 3/27/2009 4:06:32 PM
I likes me some indies. I've watched Ring of Honor for a few years, but I haven't been keeping up due to money and a lack of interest in the product. My favorite right now is CHIKARA, which is probably the most fun I can have watching wrestling nowadays. Great action, great storylines, and fun characters.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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WWE Fans Posted: 3/8/2009 8:18:21 PM
TNA will not be serious competition to WWE for many reasons. The name alone is very insipid and just comes off as something that a 12-year old probably would have come up with just to be naughty. That, and the booking and storylines are even stupider than some of the worst WWE has done, despite them selling themselves as an alternative. I like a lot of the wrestlers there, and I watch it sometimes, but I really don't think they're anywhere close to the level of what WWE has been doing the last year or so in terms of storylines and matches.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Oooopsy! Posted: 3/8/2009 9:32:51 AM
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! MICHAEL MYERS" "OH! OH! SHHHAAAAAAZZZAAAAMMMMMM!!" "Is that smoke?" "AIDS? Sounds fun!" "Wanna circumcize me?" "Whoops...it broke" "Get off, Dad!" "Hi, uncle Chester!"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/28/2009 4:42:32 PM
Are those...SCISSORS?!?!?!? Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os! Where's my wallet? I'm only 6 Cabbage-flavoured lube??!?

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 2/25/2009 6:21:09 PM
"My duodenum hurts" "Oops...too late" "What's a diaphragm?" "May I bite?" "Where's the beef?" turns around to hidden camera "Hello, Youtube Nation!" "I'mmmmmm...GONNNAAAAA....POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ok, that last one was kinda gross.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/23/2009 9:11:40 PM
Tossing the pigskin Halfback position Fullback position "69 with coverage on the receiver" "Brett Favre, DEEP in the pocket..." Just imagine John Madden saying those things. You will not want football OR sex ever again.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/22/2009 1:30:35 PM
2-Minute Warning Unnecessary Roughness Penetrating the defensive line with a sustained rush "He could go ALL...THE...WAY!!!"

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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What is your most frequent thought when looking at profiles?? Posted: 2/21/2009 7:27:33 PM
Whenever I see a profile that has something like "NO HEAD GAMES OR DRAMA", especially when it is capitalized, there is probably going to be massive amounts of it in that person's life. Mentioning the very presence of drama alone is likely to create it, and that to me raises a bit of a red flag. It's best just not to mention the word at all in the profile and get on with who you want and who you are.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Things the some of the general population does to annoy you..... Posted: 2/21/2009 7:10:25 PM
Just a few pet peeves, nothing major, though it'll probably sound like a George Carlin routine: People who misuse the word 'literally': It's a common thing that is used to sort of accentuate the point that is being made, but that doesn't mean it isn't wrong. I'm sorry, but if I hear someone say "Man, I literally beat the s*** out of that guy in the bar the other night", I ask about the presence of feces. People who eat while on the telephone: If you're calling me about something, put the damn spoon down, leave the Golden Grahams alone, and talk to me in a manner that does not make you sound like a pig at a trough. Your schedule can't be THAT tight that you have to combine both activities. I don't see you shaving while taking a dump, so don't eat when you call me on the phone. Ugh. People who insist that Nickelback and Linkin Park are good bands. People who tell you "hot dogs are ready" when you're standing in the SAME ROOM AS THE MICROWAVE WHEN IT GOES OFF. I gathered that. People who insist that Nancy Grace is anything but an annoying twit. gets out the retaliation shield That's all for now, as I don't want to look TOO much like a jerkbag.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Nominations for Worst movie of all time Posted: 2/21/2009 12:58:11 PM
There's a couple I've seen recently: Meet The Spartans - Maybe a grand total of one or two laughs throughout the entire movie, and that was being GENEROUS. I know the studios generally like these kinds of movies because they cost about six dollars to make and generate millions. At least Disaster Movie didn't do nearly as well, so that should hopefully curtail more of these movies being made. Oh, and lump Epic Movie in there as well, as that was another one I saw. Scorpion King 2 - I know it's straight-to-DVD, so I shouldn't expect The Godfather here, but this sequel to a prequel is still a total s* sandwich. The cinematic equivalent of Chinese water torture. I also agree with the Blair Witch Project. What an overrated pile of dogs* that thing was. There's subtlety, and there's three dumbasses running around with a camera in the woods. And 10,000 BC. God, that thing was unoriginal AND boring. It was like watching gray linoleum curl during a rainy day.

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Funny, but real names... Posted: 8/1/2008 7:56:55 PM
Interestingly enough, I received an e-mail at work the other day from someone asking for headache medication. His name: Justin Payne. Probably one of the more ironic e-mails I've received. :P

Ryan Mac

Joined: 6/26/2006

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WWE Fans Posted: 7/29/2008 8:29:54 PM
When I heard that Adamle was announced, I laughed my ass off. I find him entertaining because he IS such a screw-up, and should at least provide some mean-spirited laughs. I liked that it was something different at the very least.

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