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jinxguy37

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Popular ERRONEOUS Wise sayings... Posted: 9/20/2009 12:03:56 AM
"Whoever smelt it dealt it. false. They are just more attentive." i agree, along the same lines: whoever denied it supplied it. ---could be true, but it falls apart when there is more than one person denying it. also: when setting out for revenge,first dig two graves. ---why? does wanting revenge mean you have a death wish? or does it imply you're so inept that the other person will get you first? what if you're REALLY good at getting revenge? and: if you keep making that face, it'll freeze that way. ---no it won't, skin is elastic

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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don't laugh at me Posted: 9/16/2009 8:10:32 PM
I'm a little boy with glasses The one they call the geek A little girl who never smiles 'Cause I've got braces on my teeth And I know how it feels To cry myself to sleep I'm that kid on every playground Who's always chosen last A single teenage mother Tryin' to overcome my past You don't have to be my friend But is it too much to ask Don't laugh at me Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me I'm the cripple on the corner You've passed me on the street And I wouldn't be out here beggin' If I had enough to eat And don't think I don't notice That our eyes never meet I lost my wife and little boy when Someone cross that yellow line The day we laid them in the ground Is the day I lost my mind And right now I'm down to holdin' This little cardboard sign...so Don't laugh at me Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall I'm deaf, I'm blind, hey, aren't we all Don't laugh at me Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Lover's Cross by: Jim Croce Posted: 8/16/2009 3:35:45 AM
I guess that it was bound to happen, it was just a matter of time But now I come to my decision and it’s a one of the painful kind Cause now it seems that you wanted a martyr just a regular guy wouldn’t do But baby I can’t hang upon no lover’s cross for you Yeah I really got to hand it to you ’cause girl, you really tried But for ev’ry time that we spend laughin’ there was two times that I cried You were tryin’ to make me your martyr And that’s the one thing I just couldn’tdo Cause baby I can’t hang upon no lover’s cross for you Cause tables are meant for turnin' and people are bound to change And bridges are meant for burnin' when the people and memories They join aren't the same But I hope that you can find another who can take what I could not He’ll have to be a super guy or maybe a super god ’Cause I never was much of a martyr before And I ain’t ’bout to start nothin’ new And baby I can’t hang upon no lover’s cross for you Cause tables are meant for turnin' and people are bound to change And bridges are meant for burnin' when the people and memories They join aren't the same Still I hope that you can find another who can take what I could not He’ll have to be a super guy or maybe a super god ’Cause I never was much of a martyr before and I ain’t ’bout to start nothin’ new And baby I can’t hang upon no lover’s cross for you

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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------ Posted: 3/6/2009 6:31:30 PM
"Tourniquet" by Evanescence i tried to kill the pain but only brought more i lay dying and i'm pouring: crimson regret and betrayal i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved? am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation do you remember me lost for so long will you be on the other side or will you forget me i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation i want to die!!! my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my wounds cry for the grave my soul cries for deliverance will i be denied? Christ- tourniquet- my suicide....

jinxguy37

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I can't figure out why I get viewed a lot, but no replies- please help Posted: 3/6/2009 6:18:02 PM
i appreciate all of your input and opinions. you've been very helpful. oh by the way, to: Edatingissrs ----> i guess the pic of my cat is there to signify that it's a package deal- Jinx is like the daughter i never had, and she goes where i go. however, i can see your point: could i be the "wierd old lonely guy with the cat at the end of the block"?? it might appear to some that way. thanks all again!

jinxguy37

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I can't figure out why I get viewed a lot, but no replies- please help Posted: 1/31/2009 2:11:04 AM
every time I click the"viewed me" category, I get all hopeful, however the only mail I get is from the administrator informing me of my recent matches. Oh great, more women to browse - then- ignore -me. In the past, I've contacted some of the women who have browsed my ad. of course I was polite and a proper gentleman, and either: 1)Still no reply (even to my letter) or 2)A reply that- sometimes was polite, and a few rude- amounted to a brush-off. In other words: "no thank you" OR "no way!" I never really believed it, but given these experiences, I'm forced to begin to think that nice guy really DO finish last. please help me and take a look at my ad and let me know what you think. I accept constructive criticism very well and would be grateful for your input. Thank you.

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Is it wrong to settle temporarily, knowing it likely won't last Posted: 1/31/2009 1:46:31 AM
Hmmm, Iguess it's acceptable behavior as long as the one you "settle" for knows how you feel, but don't you think that when you "settle" (for ANYTHING as well as anyone) the one who gets cheated the most is you? Stay true to yourself--- HOLD FAST......

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Trent Tomlinson --- "Drunker than me" Posted: 1/31/2009 1:27:09 AM
Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation In your inability to handle your libation You go zero to sixty When you get on the whiskey Well, used to be a glass of wine And you'd be fine all evenin' Now I'm the one who says we're done And tells us when we're leavin' Well, I miss the way that it was Can't even catch the good buzz 'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility And I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me Well, I never thought it'd come to this When I said, have another 'Cause, baby, you turned into me And I became my mother Well, here's what I'm thinkin' You're interferin' with my drinkin' I think I have an answer to our present situation 'Cause you an' me out on the town's Got built in limitations So let me make this clear Hey, I'm the one who's drinkin' here 'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility And I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility And I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me No, I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Joe Nichols --- "I'll wait for you" Posted: 1/31/2009 1:20:23 AM
The snow in Montana was three feet high Lady at the counter said, "There ain't no flights" So he called her on the telephone, He said I'll rent a car And I'll drive home. She said, I'll wait for you like I did last year At Christmas time with you family here, And your truck broke down Out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped Till you got home, Oh this ain't nothing new, Sweetheart I'll wait for you. Now he's on his cell phone In a Coupe deVille Talking to the one he loves and always will His heart is breaking Cause she's there alone Her heart is aching Cause she wants him home She says i'll wait for you Like in '68 when our child was due I said It will have to wait Until his dad gets here, And stands by my side, Remember dear our son's first cry. Soh this ain't nothing new, Sweetheart I'll wait for you. He didn't stop all day To eat a bite, And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said she's in a better place She said to give you this note, Just in case. And it said I'll wait for you At heaven's gate, Oh I don't care how long it takes And I'll tell St. Pete I can't come in Without my love and my best friend, Oh this ain't nothing new, Sweetheart I'll wait for you. P.S. I love you too Sweatheart I'll wait for you...

jinxguy37

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"Tourniquet" by Evanescence Posted: 6/22/2007 1:46:19 PM
i tried to kill the pain but only brought more i lay dying and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation do you remember me lost for so long will you be on the other side or will you forget me i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation i want to die!!! my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my wounds cry for the grave my soul cries for deliverance will i be denied Christ tourniquet my suicide

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Poems, Lyrics, Rhymes, Quotes, Eulogies, --Anything that touches your heart Posted: 6/22/2007 1:41:03 PM
"Tourniquet" by Evanescence i tried to kill the pain but only brought more i lay dying and i'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation do you remember me lost for so long will you be on the other side or will you forget me i'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming am i too lost to be saved am i too lost? my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation i want to die!!! my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my God my tourniquet return to me salvation my wounds cry for the grave my soul cries for deliverance will i be denied Christ tourniquet my suicide

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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i'm baaaaack! Posted: 6/22/2007 1:37:18 PM
oh yeah, just one more: in days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented you left your load upon the road and walked away contented -----------missed ya eyeguy!

jinxguy37

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i'm baaaaack! Posted: 6/22/2007 1:34:15 PM
There once was a lady from Sydney Who could take it right up to the kidney Then a man from Quebec Took it up to her neck ...He had a big one now didn't he ---------------------------------------------------------- Said a coed from Duke University when asked about sexual diversity, "Screwing’s okay in the old fashioned way, but I do like a touch of perversity ----------------------------------------- There once was a man from Australia Who had rather large genitalia he said to his bride, don't try to hide 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya' ------------------------------------------------------------- There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". ----------------------------------------- A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom ---------------------------------------- There once was a singer named Elton who had the girls hearts all a'meltin'. But soon they discovered he was a man lover; twas**** he'd rather be feltin'. ----------------------------------------------------------- there was a young lady from crewe who filled her vagina with glue said she with a grin if they pay to get in they'll pay to get out of it, too!

jinxguy37

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Images not showing up issues here...[Read the OP] Posted: 6/22/2007 1:27:20 PM
got a case of the red x's- heres my numbers: 128.151.10.1 128.151.146.10 there! i hope you can help

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Very favorite quotes from movies. Posted: 5/26/2007 1:19:43 PM
"You're a Daisy if you do" i don't know why, but this one has been one of my favorites right from first time i saw it(tombstone). val's a great doc holiday

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

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Rochester events? Posted: 5/26/2007 10:33:38 AM
chickiebabe said: If you plan it they will come ! Dont ask people what they wanna do - plan something - post it - people will show up !! REally its that easy ! i agree! find out what the logistics of organizing this shindig are and do it. mac gregors is a great choice. maybe theres a way this system can notify people from rochester (ones who didn't read this forum)? either way most of the hotels in that area (especially the one next to tgi friday's) will give group rates if you can get enough confirmations. i know i'd get a room after a function like that than try to hobble back to east rochester all liquored up! this sound great if it happens! i'll be keeping tabs on this forum.

jinxguy37

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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets Posted: 4/19/2007 9:40:46 PM
Hey jinxguy37 ....How about Muff flavored pizza Changed his name again...maybe he has a twin... well eye guy, that was my twin. my EVIL twin! and for everyones safety, ....i killed him. as far as that kind of pizza, -it's been around forever. though i think it used to be called .."extra anchovies" how about these? There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I save". There once was a fag from Khartoum who took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom. i was thinking of putting this on my voicemail: There once was a man from Nantucket, who was old, but not yet kicked the bucket, don't be a creep, at the sound of the beep, leave a message or aww, just f*ck -it

jinxguy37

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Poems, Lyrics, Rhymes, Quotes, Eulogies, --Anything that touches your heart Posted: 4/19/2007 9:27:53 PM
geez lonnastarr, that's one of the most beautiflly tragic pieces i've ever seen. for once i'm speechless. i mean really stunned

jinxguy37

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Anyone got back with their EX before?? Posted: 4/19/2007 5:34:52 PM
man oh man this thread justgets under my skin like a splinter! the very idea of having my ex back -any of 'em- is so disturbing it makes my a*hole pucker up until it hurts! --reconcile with your ex... my god, what an act of lunacy! if i had a choice between that or giving birth to a flaming porcupine, i'd be lookin' into that second option. RRRRRGH! i can't even wrap my head around the concept of it! i'm tellin'ya- i'd sooner get a root-canal, with no novacaine, up through my a, every dmn day for the rest of my life - than mess around wiyh my ex!

jinxguy37

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“Return to Pooh Corner” by Kenny Loggins Posted: 4/19/2007 5:15:14 PM
Christopher Robin and I walked along under branches lit up by the moon Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore as our days disappeared all too soon But I’ve wandered much further today than I should and I cant seem to find my way back to the woods Chorus: So help me if you can, I’ve got to get back to the house at Pooh Corner by one You'd be surprised there’s so much to be done Count all the bees in the hive, chase all the clouds from the sky Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh Winnie the Pooh doesn’t know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose He came to me asking help and advice and from here no one knows where he goes So I sent him to ask of the Owl if he's there, how to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear (chorus) Its hard to explain how a few precious things seem to follow throughout all our lives After all said and done I was watching my son, sleeping there with my bear by his side So I tucked him in, I kissed him and as I was going, I swear that old bear whispered "boy welcome home" Believe me if you can I’ve finally come back to the house at Pooh Corner by one What do you know, there’s so much to be done Count all the bees in the hive, chase all the clouds from the sky Back to the days of Christopher Robin Back to the ways of Christopher Robin Back to the days of Pooh

jinxguy37

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Poems, Lyrics, Rhymes, Quotes, Eulogies, --Anything that touches your heart Posted: 4/19/2007 5:09:02 PM
i read this at my father's funeral "things you didn't do" when you first brought me home after adopting me i thought you'd return me 'cause i wasn't what you expected, but you didnt, when i did somewhat poorly in school i thought you'd think i was retarded and draw away from me, but you didn't when i dropped out of college after only a year i thought you'd write me off, but you didn't when my marriage failed i thought you'd blame me, but you didn't as an adult- when i wasn't very successful i thought you'd express your dissappointment, but you didn't with all my problems i came to you with i thought you'd withdraw your emotional support and cut me loose, but you didn't yes, there are lots of things you didn't do- and i wanted to make it all up to you when you came home from the hospital, .....but you didn't

jinxguy37

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Poems, Lyrics, Rhymes, Quotes, Eulogies, --Anything that touches your heart Posted: 4/19/2007 5:05:37 PM
“Home to You” I get up and battle the day Things don't always go my way It might rain but that's okay I get to come home to you Sometimes life may get me down And I get tired of getting kicked around I feel lost in this maddening crowd But I get to come home to you You are my best friend And you are where my heart is And I know at the day's end I get to come home to you Hanging out in our old sweatshirts You let me complain about a hard day's work I don't know what I did to deserve To get to come home to you You are my best friend And you are where my heart is And I know at the day's end I get to come home to you You are my best friend And you are where my heart is And I know at the day's end I get to come home to you Yes I get to come home to you Oh I love coming home to you

jinxguy37

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Limericks...By The Worlds Greatest Poets Posted: 4/19/2007 2:01:36 PM
When sex is good, it's great! When it's bad, it's still pretty good! eye guy, i believe the adage is: "sex is like pizza- when it's bad, it's still pretty good" i thought of these at the bus stop today: A patient complained to a nurse That his pains kept hurting him worse “If they don’t go away By the end of the day I fear I’ll go home in a hearse!” Whenever I’m having some beer You will always find me in good cheer Unless I run out Then you’ll hear me shout “Bring me another- over here, OVER HERE!” It's 5pm....THE BARS IS OPEN!!!

jinxguy37

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Poems, Lyrics, Rhymes, Quotes, Eulogies, --Anything that touches your heart Posted: 4/19/2007 2:12:04 AM
I'd like to see stuff posted here that plucks at your heartstrings, be it happy, sad, inspirational, or tragic. If it chokes you up, then write it down! “I'll Wait for You” The snow in Montana was three feet high The lady at the counter said: There ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He said: I'll rent a car and I'll drive home And she said: I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped until you got home Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you Now he's on his cell phone in a Coupe Deville Talkin' to the one he loves and always will His heart is breakin' 'cause she's there alone Her heart is achin' 'cause she wants him home She says: I'll wait for you like in '68 When our child was due, but I said, he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember, Dear, our son's first cry Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you He didn't stop all day to eat a bite And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said, she's in a better place She said to give this you this note just in case And it said, I'll wait for you at Heaven's gate Oh, I don't care how long it takes And I'll tell Saint Pete I can't come in Without my love and my best friend Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you P.S. I love you, too Sweetheart, I'll wait for you

jinxguy37

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Very favorite quotes from movies. Posted: 4/19/2007 1:27:07 AM
from "the departed" jack nicholson's gangster character: "hey there, how's you're mother doin'?" rummie at bar: "not too good, she's on her way out" jack: "we all are, act accordingly" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and from "six days seven nights" harrison ford to anne heche: "men aren't complicated; you know a woman gets a man interested on a date? she shows up. that's it" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ and from some indie flick who's name escapes me- two guys scoping out chicks at a crowded nightclub, one says: "did you see the huge, fat ass on that chick that just went by?" the other replies: "no, what about it?" the first guy says: "as she was walkin' away, her pants looked like two pit-bulls fightin' underneath a blanket!"

jinxguy37

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Darkness to Life Posted: 4/19/2007 1:02:20 AM
Sara Beth is scared to death To hear what the doctor will say She hasn't been well Since the day that she fell And the bruise it just won't go away So she sits and she waits with her mother and dad And flips through an old magazine Til the nurse with the smile stands at the door And says will you please come with me Sara Beth is scared to death Cause the doctor just told her the news Between the red cells and white Something's not right But we're gonna take care of you Six chances in ten It won't come back again with the therapy we're gonna try It's just been approved It's the strongest there is And I think that we caught it in time And Sara Beth closes her eyes. And she dreams she's dancing Around and around without any cares And her very first love is holding her close And a soft wind is blowing her hair Sara Beth is scared to death As she sits holding her mom Cause it would be a mistake for someone to take A girl with no hair to the prom For just this morning, right here on her pillow Was the cruelest of any surprise And she cried when she gathered it all in her hands The proof that she couldn't deny And Sara Beth closes her eyes It's quarter to seven, that boy's at the door And her daddy ushers him in And when he takes off his cap They all start to cry Cause this morning where his hair had been Softly she touches just skin And they go dancing, around and around Without any cares And her very first true love is holding her close- And for a moment she isn't scared

jinxguy37

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i don't know who does this Posted: 4/19/2007 12:54:42 AM
Sara Beth is scared to death To hear what the doctor will say She hasn't been well Since the day that she fell And the bruise it just won't go away So she sits and she waits with her mother and dad And flips through an old magazine Til the nurse with the smile stands at the door And says will you please come with me... Sara Beth is scared to death Cause the doctor just told her the news Between the red cells and white Something's not right But we're gonna take care of you Six chances in ten It won't come back again with the therapy we're gonna try It's just been approved It's the strongest there is And I think that we caught it in time And Sara Beth closes her eyes... And she dreams she's dancing Around and around without any cares And her very first love is holding her close And a soft wind is blowing her hair Sara Beth is scared to death As she sits holding her mom Cause it would be a mistake for someone to take A girl with no hair to the prom For just this morning, right here on her pillow Was the cruelest of any surprise And she cried when she gathered it all in her hands The proof that she couldn't deny And Sara Beth closes her eyes... It's quarter to seven, that boy's at the door And her daddy ushers him in And when he takes off his cap They all start to cry Cause this morning where his hair had been- Softly she touches just skin... And they go dancing, around and around Without any cares And her very first true love is holding her close And for a moment she isn't scared

jinxguy37

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Anyone got back with their EX before?? Posted: 4/18/2007 11:27:05 PM
children change the equation quite a bit, but if there's no kids to tie you, let me ask you this: would you use a particularly messy wad of toilet paper over again? ---think about it

jinxguy37

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Yet Another Limerick Posted: 4/18/2007 11:07:04 PM
I thought I had heard them all You are bouncing off the wall Are these all out of your head Or from a book I haven’t read Your so funny, Eye guy said I’ve read a few poems through the years But I must douse your fears I swear that it’s true They’re from people I knew With whom I’ve had a few beers then:

jinxguy37

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bear with me here... Posted: 4/18/2007 10:45:54 PM
“I Miss My Friend” by Worley Darryl I miss the look of surrender in your eyes The way your soft brown hair would fall I miss the power of your kiss when we made love But baby most of all I miss my friend The one my heart and soul confided in The one I felt the safest with The one who knew just what to say to make me laugh again And let the light back in I miss my friend I miss the colors that you brought into my life Your golden smile, those blue-green eyes I miss your gentle voice in lonely times like now Saying it'll be alright I miss my friend The one my heart and soul confided in The one I felt the safest with The one who knew just what to say to make me laugh again And let the light back in I miss my friend I miss those times I miss those nights I even miss the silly fights The making up The morning talks And those late afternoon walks I miss my friend The one my heart and soul confided in The one I felt the safest with

jinxguy37

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back again with a few more! Posted: 4/18/2007 10:24:21 PM
"Me Neither" by Brad Paisley Darlin' I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times If I don't ask I'll never know This may sound dumb, but here we go Do you believe in love at first sight… Me neither! I'm glad that we agree Believe me That's a big relief Well, this place is awful crowded And this music is so loud Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat? Me neither… It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast I was only checkin', that's the reason that I asked Relationships need time to grow You and I should take this slow And darlin' tell me, would you like to dance… Me neither! I was just bein' polite Thank goodness My feet are much too tired I'm sure you're tired too I can see an empty booth Would you like to maybe sit and talk a while? Me neither! We'd never get along I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all This has been a waste of time And I'm runnin' outta lines Don't you think it's time for me to end this song??? Me neither……

jinxguy37

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Relationships & Imperfections Posted: 4/18/2007 3:28:04 AM
double tommygnrd's sentiments regarding dr. phil! all these new-age relationship gurus can go take a flying f*#k at the moon! we, as a society, are getting way too analytical about this. am i the only one who believes in "love at first sight?" (because i experienced it)... what ever happened to getting together and seeing how things go? learning more and more about one another every time we go out and THEN, after a few trials and errors we're able to decide if we "click" christ! although these sites are great ways for introductions, there's only so much you can learn here. also, hasn't anyone ever told you- "don't believe everything you read!" <-that's good advice. we should get back to basics here or god help us all, we'll miss out on so many opportunities and be stuck in the same rut- judging these people by what's written in their ad! a DATING ad for crying out loud! most people aren't adept at wwriting their ads anyway so their best foot isn't forward. c'mon, give everyone a break...

jinxguy37

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Msg: 2038 (view)

hope this ain't a repeat- it's one of my top 5 favorites Posted: 4/18/2007 2:57:31 AM
just a few more before i sign off There was a technician named Urban, who had an affair with a turbine. "It's much nicer," he said, "Than a woman in bed, And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!" I once saw a girl with a nice ass who would make guys stare when she walked pass After 2 gin and tonics she'd let you rub on it unfortunately it let out smelly gas A long time ago there was a king who had a short ding-a-ling he decided to cut it off now known as the King of Pop you hear his high voice on the song "thriller" he sings In an empty hotel in midwinter, Jack Nicholson's mind starts to splinter When it finally cracks, He's a ham with an axe Well, it is Stephen King, love, not Pinter There was an old lady from kent whose nose was terribly bent one day I suppose she followed her nose and nobody knows where she went! "I like sex," sighed a drunkard from Bryn Mawr, "But sadly, I like swilling gin more And when I'm not sober I'm too limp to probe her, Which is why I don't sin more and grin more." Said a young lady traveling in Oz, "The three men in my life have real flaws: One of them lacks a heart; One is not very smart; One has no balls, which gives a girl pause She was wanting to do it just right; for more romance she dimmed down the light. But the young boy Wasn't as coy And said "I can still see you, you're too ugly, good night!" Jinx is the name of my cat she likes to chew on my bath mat when she does it too much it returns as such as a hairball that falls and goes splat Computers have a spelling chequer It is the poet’s best protector Installed on my PC Correcting poems for me Because I'm a hunter and pecker He stood, and on rising, took a stand Then issued to his wife this demand You best get me a beer! Right now, is that clear? And it better be bottled, not canned! and nobdy better e-mail me this one: The poems that you posted here suck Its rhymes quack like a terrified duck your syntax is tangled; your metaphors all mangled; and your sentiments cause acid reflux i'll buy a last round fo everyone!

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2037 (view)

hope this ain't a repeat- it's one of my top 5 favorites Posted: 4/18/2007 2:15:22 AM
i once knew a man from blackheath who sat on his pair of false teeth "well bless my poor heart," he said with a start "for i've bitten myself underneath!" here eye guy: - have one on me!

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 231 (view)

Winks are now live and running. Posted: 4/18/2007 1:42:25 AM
all i can say is wow. actually wow is an interesting word. wow spelled backward is wow. and wow upside down is mom and mom upside down is dad's favorite thing!

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2535 (view)

oh hell, just one more for now Posted: 4/18/2007 1:35:49 AM
"Figured You Out" by Nickelback I like your pants around your feet I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose Ooooh And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out I like the freckles on your chest And I like the way you like me best And I like the way you're not impressed, While you put me to the test I like the white stains on your dress And I love the way you pass the check And I love the good times that you wreck And I love your lack of self respect While you're passed out on the deck I love my hands around your neck And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out I love your pants around your feet And I love the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favourite damn disease And I hate the places that we go And I hate the people that you know And I hate the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I hate the powder on your nose And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 7 (view)

i read this at my father's funeral Posted: 4/18/2007 1:13:24 AM
"things you didn't do" when you first brought me home after adopting me i thought you'd return me 'cause i wasn't what you expected, but you didnt, when i did somewhat poorly in school i thought you'd think i was retarded and draw away from me, but you didn't when i dropped out of college after only a year i thought you'd write me off, but you didn't when my marriage failed i thought you'd blame me, but you didn't as an adult- when i wasn't very successful i thought you'd express your dissappointment, but you didn't with all my problems i came to you with i thought you'd withdraw your emotional support and cut me loose, but you didn't yes, there are lots of things you didn't do- and i wanted to make it all up to you when you came home from the hospital, .....but you didn't this was the best way i could say goodbye to him

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 18 (view)

Inspiring Quotes to Share Posted: 4/18/2007 12:53:19 AM
"never is the human heart more noble than when it forgoes revenge to forgive injury." -deepak chopra "looking at the glass half-empty isn't so bad; as long as you know that it was you who drank the first half." -anon here's my own paradox: "if 'patience is a virtue', why is 'he who hesitates lost'?" "everyone needs to believe in something, i believe i'll have another beer!" -unknown

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2534 (view)

as long as i'm on a roll Posted: 4/18/2007 12:41:12 AM
“Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox” by Joe Diffie Well I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if you fulfill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just let my headstone be a neon sign Let it burn in mem'ry of all of my good times Fix me up with a manequin, just remember I like blondes I'll be the life of the party even when I'm dead and gone Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just make your next selection and while your still in line You can pay you last respects one quarter at a time Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Oh, prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2533 (view)

god, there's so MANY! Posted: 4/18/2007 12:34:51 AM
" Drunker Than Me" by Trent Tomlinson Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation In your inability to handle your libation Go zero to sixty When you get on the whiskey Well, used to be a glass of wine And you'd be fine all evenin' Now I'm the one who says we're done And tells us when we're leavin' Well, I miss the way that it was Can't even catch the good buzz! 'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility And I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me Well, I never thought it'd come to this When I said, have another 'Cause, baby, you turned into me And I became my mother Well, here's what I'm thinkin' You're interferin' with my drinkin'! I think I have an answer to our present situation 'Cause you an' me out on the town's Got built in limitations So let me make this clear Hey, I'm the one who's drinkin' here 'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility And I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone Who'll pay the bill, call a cab I don't mean to make you mad But I don't want that responsibility And I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me No, I can't be with a woman, baby Who gets drunker than me

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 197 (view)

Winks are now live and running. Posted: 4/17/2007 10:46:49 PM
i agree. i didn't think i could feel much worse about getting so few responses, but i guess i was mistaken... thanks!

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2033 (view)

hope this ain't a repeat- it's one of my top 5 favorites Posted: 4/17/2007 10:38:03 PM
there once was a girl from Decateur who was l#d by a big alligator but no one ever knew the results of that scr#w 'cause after he l#d her he ate her!

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 4099 (view)

Anything Goes... well ok- u asked for it! Posted: 4/17/2007 7:05:00 PM
The Smoke-Off aka The Ballad of Pearly Sweetcake by Shel Silverstein This poem was originally published in Playboy Magazine (January 1978) Now in the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake - you probably knew her well She was stoned 15 of her 18 years, and her story was widely told That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll Well, her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat Where dwelt the Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past He'd been rollin' dope since time began, now he took a cultured toke And said "Jim, I can roll 'em faster than any CHICK can smoke" So a note gets sent to San Rafael for the championship of the world The Kid demands a smoke-off; "Well bring him on!" says Pearl "I'll grind his fingers off his hands! He'll roll until he drops!" Says Calistog, "I'll smoke that chick till she blows up and pops". So they rent out Yankee Stadium, and the word is quickly spread Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, tickets just two lids a head And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they speed The world's greatest dopers, with the world's greatest weed. Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru And the Shashniks from Bagun (who smoke the deadly Pu-ga-ru) And those who call it "light of life" And those that call it "boo". See the dealers and their ladies, wearing turquoise lace and leather See the narcos and the closet smokers, puffing all together From the teenies who smoke legal, to the ones who've done some time To the old man who smoked "reefer", back before it was a crime. And the grand old House That Ruth Built is filled with the smokes and cries Of fifty thousand screaming heads, all stoned out of their minds And they play the national anthem, and the crowd lets out a roar As the spotlight hits the Kid and Pearl, ready for their smoking war. At a table piled up high with grass, as high as a mountain peak Just tops and buds of the rarest flowers, not one stem branch or seed I mean, Maui Wowie, Panama Red, Acapulco Gold Kif from East Afghanistan, and that rare Alaska Cold And there's sticks from Thailand, ganj from the island, And Bangkok's blooming best (and some of that wet imported shit That capsized off Key West). There's Oaxacan tops and Kenya bhang, and Riviera fleurs And that rare Manhattan Silver, that grows down in the New York sewers. And there's bubblin' ice cold lemonade, and sweet grapes by the bunches And there's Hershey bars and Oreos (in case anybody gets the munches) And the Calistoga Kid he smiles, And Pearly she just grins :-) And the drums roll low, and the crowd yells "GO GO GO!!" And the world's first smoke-off begins. Well, the Kid he flicks his fingers once, and ZAP that first joint's rolled Pearl takes one toke with her famous lungs, and WHOOSH that roach is cold Then the Kid he rolls his super-bomb, that would paralyze a moose And Pearl takes one mighty hit, and ...... that bomb's defused And then he rolls three in just ten seconds, and she smokes them up in nine And everybody sits back and says "Hey.... this just might take some time" See the blur of flying fingers, see the red coal burning bright As the night turns into mornin', and the mornin' fades to night And the autumn turns to summer, and a whole damn YEAR is gone And the two still sit, on that roach-filled stage, smokin', and rollin'...on With tremblin' hands he rolls his jays, with fingers blue and stiff She coughs and stares with bloodshot gaze, and puffs through blistered lips And as she reaches out her hand for another stick of gold The Kid, he gasps, "Damn it, **! There's nothin' left to roll!" "NOTHIN' LEFT TO ROLL!" screams Pearl. "IS THIS SOME TWISTED JOKE?" "I DIDN'T COME HERE TO ** AROUND, MAN, I COME HERE TO SMOKE!" And she reaches 'cross the table and grabs his bony sleeves And crumbles his body between her hands, like dried and brittle leaves Flicking out his teeth and bones like useless stems and seeds And then she rolls him in a Zig-zag, and lights him like a roach And the fastest man, with the fastest hands, goes up in a puff of smoke. In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael Lives a girl named Pearly Sweetcake - you probably know her well She been stoned 21 of her 24 years, and her story is still widely told How she still can smoke 'em faster than any dude can roll While, off in New York City, on a street that has no name There's the hands of the Calistoga Kid, in the Viper Hall of Fame And underneath his fingers, there's a little golden scroll That says: "Beware of bein' the roller When there's nothin' left to roll".

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2 (view)

dont loose too much sleep Posted: 4/17/2007 6:56:15 PM
i didn't know he said that... my favorite book of his is "on a pale horse" anyway, another quote similar to that one is: "women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place." i don't know the source, but i'm sure they're of the same mind set. unfortunately your quote is mostly accurate. at least with younger men. and even then- it's not entirely accurate: men give the "promise" of love since all to often they have no clue what love is. however, thankfully for our reputations, that practice decreases exponentially with age in most men. i speak from experience. i can't pinpoint when exactly sex became unimportant to me, but it is a strange- but pleasant feeling. a new world opens up when you're not looking for your next conquest. i just wish maturity wasn't the main remedy. since our creator designed us dynamically opposite sexually (men are "microwave" lovers while women are more like "crockpots"), coupled with different sexual maturity ages, sometimes i wonder how there got to be so many of us on the planet. especially surviving the ages with all the disease and pestilence- not to mention wars- that we went through. perhaps god purposely encoded males with a need to spread their seed around to ensure the survival of the species. at the same time He (and i know its a "he"- simply because a woman diety wouldn't let her creations get to the sad state we're in today) instilled a sense of great inner strength, and the capacity for a wider, deeper range of emotions into women to "tame" men when extinction isn't iminent. and maybe i'm WAY off..... but maybe not.

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 2531 (view)

"ghost" -by the indigo girls Posted: 4/17/2007 6:03:47 PM
There's a letter on the desktop that i dug out of a drawer the last truce we ever came to from our adolescent war and i start to feel a fever from the warm air through the screen you come regular like seasons shadowing my dreams and the mississippi's mighty but it starts in Minnesota at a place where you could walk across with five steps down and i guess that's how you started like a pinprick to my heart but at this point you rush right through me and i start to drown and there's not enough room in this world for my pain signals cross and love gets lost and time passed makes it plain of all my demon spirits i need you the most i'm in love with your ghost i'm in love with your ghost dark and dangerous like a secret that gets whispered in a hush (don't tell a soul) when i wake the things i dreamt about you last night make me blush (don't tell a soul) when you kiss me like a lover then you sting me like a viper i go follow to the river play your memory like the piper and i feel it like a sickness how this loveis killing me but i'd walk into the fingers of your fire willingly and dance the edge of sanity i've never been this close in love with your ghost unknowing captor- you'll never know how much you pierce my spirit -but i can't touch you can you hear it: a cry to be free or i'm forever under lock and key as you pass through me... now i see your face before me i would launch a thousand ships to bring your heart back to my island as the sand beneath me slips as i burn up in your presence and i know now how it feels to be weakened like Achilles with you always at my heels and my bitter pill to swallow is the silence that i keep that poisons me- i can't swim free the river is too deep though i'm baptized by your touch i am no worse at most in love with your ghost...

jinxguy37

Joined: 6/26/2006

Msg: 1 (view)

there's something about everyone Posted: 4/16/2007 10:59:07 PM
You’ve found someone (I haven’t but perhaps you have)! You’ve been serious about each other for quite some time, but haven’t discovered the little things that round out every serious partnership, yet sometimes not so “little”. In some cases they can be deal-breakers! For instance: a) Your girlfriend is more on the prim and proper side, and likes to think of herself as a “lady”. However since you’ve been semi-living together on most nights she snores so loud she could compete with a rusty chainsaw with no baffle. Not to mention her incessant farting. Though not always stinky, they too are loud enough to set off car alarms out on the street. b) Your boyfriend used to be one of the most popular guys in high school (or college), and his ego reflects it. In the beginning of your relationship it was cute- maybe even a little cool, but those days are long gone and now at his apparent age it’s only pitiful. You want to tell him that: his karaoke is off key, OR his receding hairline and sprinkles of grey make his stubble less like “Don Johnson” and more like “Don Rickles”, OR having more than one “best friend” or more than 2-3 people who are “like a brother/sister” to me is usually saved for pre-high-school girls, OR- the most deflating of all; although you generally have a good time, he definitely ain’t all that he thinks he is in the sack. These are just a couple of examples. You may fill in your own from your past as you see fit. If you are still interested in pursuing the relationship further, what would you do? There really is no gentle way to brooch subjects like these, and sometimes putting up with these “quirks” is not an option….. Well- What would you do?

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