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 Author Thread: Dr. Seuss, POF style...contest
 Norash
Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Dr. Seuss, POF style...contest
Posted: 9/8/2006 2:22:33 PM
Seuss would roll over to see what we've done
and chortle quite vainly cuz he's number one
This illiterate fiasco sounds more like a rap
with deranged twisted cuplets talking about crap
Sally and I are stumped, what to do, what to do,
We really don't hanker to talk about poo.
I plunked on my graple blubber caboots (it could rain)
and shrugged on my skin cover (the one named insane)
and walked through the hefflepond, wet as can be
past Sneetch beach and Limburger Street.
To find that the pond was packed; thricefold
It caused me a kaffufle (and that's not a joke)
to spy a large Jerkamitis entertaining the folk.
He was larger than a smulky, yet smaller than a blat,
and I wondered, dear me, has it come down to that
the pond was so full we could no longer swim
the jerk had to go (it was all cuz of him)
I looked left and right at the flowthers and skeezers,
the pond was kabunched, the Jerk HAD to leave here!
So, we rolled out the Jerk Crane (the Flowthers and I)
He really doesn't fit in here, that browlifting guy
Just as we spied him, ready to pounce, I felt a small tug on my wet insane skin
where a Feegle had grabbed me, as sharp as a pin.
He held me so tight, he wouldn't let go
and said in a voice so incredibly low..
"The Jerkamitis is ingainly, it's true... but he doesn't belong in a Hyperbole Zoo"
I sighed a deep sigh and said, "What to do?"
The Feegle just shrugged, and finally let go,
shut off the Jerk Crane feeling real low.
"There is room for all", said one very thin Skeezer
and we pondered that, as we sat down for a breather.
"A person is a person, even if they're a Jerk",
said a perky wee flowther (though he did sport a smirk)
"You're right!", and took off my blubber caboots,
and peeled off my mad-skin , quick as a flerk.
"The Jerks, and the flowthers, and skeezers will bond,
and live altogether in this wacky hefflepond".
 Norash
Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Toys
Posted: 8/17/2006 2:19:01 PM
Nylon ball game: Are you coming out sir, no sir, why sir, because i have a cold sir, where'd you get the cold sir, from the north pole sir, what were you doing there sir, catching polar bears sir, how many did you catch sir, one sir, two sir, three sir. You keep on going as far as you can go while whacking the wall when you say sir. Still play it and im in my forties (still a little gal at heart) There you go STARDUST!
 Norash
Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 677 (view)
 
Do You Men Read Our Whole Profiles?
Posted: 8/17/2006 2:04:21 PM
You are the first one that has given me hope, sincerely; Norash
 
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