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patricia694972

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I got beat up by a monkey once Posted: 3/19/2008 6:26:51 AM
steve. I know it was`nt funny at the time but i would have loved it to have been caught on camera..You could have got £250 off you`ve been framed .....very funny...

patricia694972

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Why are women over 40 so desperate to get married? Posted: 3/19/2008 6:16:33 AM
I would not like to get married again.. Not because i am against marriage but you get a bit mean with your own space...even over 30 people become more not set in your ways, yes sort of set in your ways a bit... see what i mean im a non starter soz for confusing what must be a very interesting topic. I will have a little read.. might hear from me later.....bye for now.

patricia694972

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Plastic Bags from Supermarkets Posted: 3/13/2008 11:37:53 AM
All i know is they make me want to scream there everywhere..its like the invasion of carrier bags and if you throw them out guaranteed you wont be able to find one for the waste paper bin. Then you try to be sensiblething and keep some in the boot of the car, get to the supermarket and guess what you forget it.. cant win........

patricia694972

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Does money matter? Posted: 8/30/2007 4:51:52 AM
yes money matters, the more the better especially for women, so they dont have to go out with funny looking men. LOADS OF DOSH...................................

patricia694972

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Is the clitoris really.... Posted: 8/29/2007 9:48:52 PM
if mine is a small penis. I wont be bragging to anyone about the size what a load of rubbish................................................................... ............................

patricia694972

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Nottingham's First Riverside Picnic Victoria Embankment 8th July 2007 Posted: 7/4/2007 10:44:15 AM
Thank you Diane,.I will be coming by train as i want to have a drink, hope to meet you there Trish!!!!!

patricia694972

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when will my life start again? Posted: 6/30/2007 8:10:58 PM
first of all you need to be on your own for at least 6months to get to know yourself , and feel comfortable on your own.The more confidence you build up the more you will need/want your own space, this is called coping on your own which through your life you may find yourself in this situation a few times nobody knows whats round the corner so we all need these skills. good luck!!!!!!!!!!!

patricia694972

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Nottingham's First Riverside Picnic Victoria Embankment 8th July 2007 Posted: 6/28/2007 10:04:18 PM
really looking forward to this!!!!!! hope the rain clears and if not it should be fun. what part of nottingham is it please.

patricia694972

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Do you change lightbulbs with your penis? Posted: 6/26/2007 6:45:54 AM
if men can change light bulbs with their things. Why cant they do the washing up, hoovering, mopping, dusting, eh i nearly said cooking with it?????????

patricia694972

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changing thread title -- OMG you guys are killing me here!! ROFLMAO Posted: 6/25/2007 8:39:44 PM
can definitely hear the fir trees farting or maybe their trembling

patricia694972

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changing thread title -- OMG you guys are killing me here!! ROFLMAO Posted: 6/25/2007 8:33:24 PM
I was just travelling through and spotted this place nice and quiet...... i just cant stop laughing

patricia694972

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Getting back with the ex Posted: 6/24/2007 9:00:17 AM
If you really think you are going to cheat on this man Don`t waste his time, let him move on with his life. It wont last to many doubts.................................................

patricia694972

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How Many People Actually Floss? Posted: 6/20/2007 9:50:04 PM
i feel sick anything to do with the dentist makes me sick. I would rather have a baby. I do brush my teeth a few times a day and use a tooth pick if needed. I think floss pushes the food into your gums....................................................

patricia694972

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Cakes and other odities on the grill Posted: 6/20/2007 9:35:15 PM
Oven chips are good grilled and chicken Kiev's, i know your supposed to put them in the oven, but twenty minutes under the grill rather than over an hour in the oven, saves a few pounds over the year................................................

patricia694972

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eat well and still lose weight Posted: 5/23/2007 7:54:20 PM
if you eat well, you will not lose weight, you have to cut down on all the good stuff and exercise, there is no getting away from it, smaller portions and exercise. i have found a fabulous site for men and women. It called Sparkes, the man who created it is an American, he made all his money as a share holder in EBay, then he put millions into this site, what i love about it is the support in every area its worth taking a look and it is completely free, and its not a diet programme, its a new lifestyle. Brilliant place..................................................................

patricia694972

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Coffee - Is it good for your health? Posted: 5/22/2007 11:57:41 AM
I used to be a tea drinker. Got to have coffee now its make s me do the weirdest things like housework., get out of bed, dance, and feel great, I think if we took notice to everything they say is bad for us we would have nothing in our freezers or cupboards. Yes i love coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

patricia694972

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hangover cures wanted!! Posted: 5/22/2007 11:46:47 AM
i have tried everything big fry up, lots of sugary drinks, and sleep is the best. The best cure is valium or any kind of tranquilizer slows the nervous system down. Going on holiday at the end of the week anybody got a few to spare [joke]

patricia694972

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Guy I met online keeps asking for money Posted: 5/20/2007 10:35:04 PM
JD. just had a look in the monkeyman sight interesting. As for the girl who likes the man who is asking her for money, he is a con artist if you don't block him everyone on here has been wasting their time, and he could turn out to be dangerous if he is shouting at you already. good luck. Start fishing again.

patricia694972

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Do you plan your hols in advance, or just go Posted: 5/19/2007 7:20:14 PM
whenever you want. i am the impulsive type have to go yesterday, i have never booked in advance even when the children were little, always a couple of days or weeks before. .............................................................................

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/19/2007 6:57:15 PM
Smart blonde. What i wrote to cedar was a genuine compliment, i am not a bitter person at all.....................................................................................................

patricia694972

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Do you think blonds are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/19/2007 6:51:03 PM
I love my sister, i haven't seen her for a year, because she got a boyfriend, and as soon as she gets a boyfriend, she just drops me,and does not want any contact until she falls out with him or gets into trouble, then she comes round whether i am in a relationship or not gets in my bed and just expects me to drop everything, this has happened at least 10 times, even though i raised her because mom had six kids, i looked after her every time anything went wrong in her life since i was 12yrs. I really don't know how i managed to start a thread so personal and then couldn't turn it round.I know it has nothing to do with the color of her hair.

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/19/2007 12:20:05 AM
Cedar77. That sounds really interesting, did you find it in a book or googled?............................op what does yes definitely always will mean, surly you get to an age where you cant keep conning people and pretending to be innocent, maybe i am wrong...................................

patricia694972

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If you're single and not dating, what's your reason? Posted: 5/18/2007 9:38:56 PM
Translation I was brought up the old fashioned way, the man does the chasing and the first move, it just does not feel right when i have approached men on here. You say men are only capable of thought focus a time. I think they are only capable of one thing and that is sex, every single one you try to chat to starts off by talking normally then straight on to the subject of sex. it is such a turn off, they haven't got a magic decoder cos its in their pants.

patricia694972

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If you're single and not dating, what's your reason? Posted: 5/18/2007 2:20:17 AM
For some reason for the first time in my life i like my own company and space. I hope it doesn't stay that way, and i haven't felt any real chemistry from anyone on here yet.Tell a lie there has been a few i have fancied but they didn't seem to get the signals, just keep fishing i suppose, its a big pond.

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/17/2007 8:11:09 PM
Not you thudpucker, you are the only one that really got the jist of what the thread was about. When i had posted my last thread you had already posted yours. They take things to seriously, but its like that in the real world and it doesnt bother me.

patricia694972

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I don't get it , why people don't put pics up. Posted: 5/17/2007 8:00:08 PM
there is no excuse for not putting a picture on your profile, why should you make new rules for your own convenience, either you are ugly, married which is worse, big headed, think your too good for here but nothing else left for you to do, two timing someone, or a forum user that is constantly being rude to other people, maybe there is one exception if you cant afford a way to get your pic on the screen, or are a complete novice with pcs, you wouldn't get far without your passport or driving licence, so why should you be allowed on here without a pic.

patricia694972

Joined: 7/21/2006

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/17/2007 7:46:37 PM
if you are so intelligent, reveal yourself, ten to one your a blond and rude one at that, why cant you just answer the question instead of just popping up like the invisible man, you must find it interesting or you wouldn't keep making rude remarks, as far as i am concerned this thread is over, certain people take things too seriously, obviously that's the way they must be in the real world, i would not want to have a debate with you that's for sure.

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 10:54:19 PM
charming just look at how all the Blondie's except a few, are up someones a..., he don't like the thread but wont stop writing on it, maybe he has a blonde fetish and being rude to me, just because i asked a dumb question, wheres the freedom of speech, and i had a dream, Martin Luther, come on girls whats wrong, the mean bit, the natural hair bit or the sagittarius bit. Ive forgotten what the question was now.

patricia694972

Joined: 7/21/2006

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 6:21:54 PM
so touchy, i must have hit a nerve, never mind might get some non sensitive lady's, you see darker haired women can write a sentence, and take the flack , without sulking and looking for attention, that's what the forums are for discussions, without falling out.

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 6:01:33 PM
mimosa, i keep looking at your pic and you remind me of my grandmother, she also was very attractive, and she had red hair, the resemblance is uncanny, i will have to get her to have a look at you, amazing..........................................

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 5:55:56 PM
actually she s a sagittarius, and the the question was i will repeat " do you think blondes are as innocent as they look" and i was just using my very clever sister as a reference to how some can use people and they fall for it, and if you cant answer the question don't bother . WOW

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 5:17:01 PM
mimosa..... yes we all have are blonde moments, do you? i really am surprised at the intelligent responses i am getting................................................................

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 4:34:33 PM
Don't get upset blonde's, its just a question, its not rocket science...................................................................................................

patricia694972

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Would you get involved in a violent domestic row ? Posted: 5/16/2007 4:18:10 PM
sweetie...... that must have been so hard for you to do, it is the only way he will learn, if he has watched his father being violent most of his life, but he also must be shown love also. Once he gets the message that women are not human punch bags. good luck

patricia694972

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Would you get involved in a violent domestic row ? Posted: 5/16/2007 4:09:16 PM
12handicap, thats was really brave, and normally you dont get a good deal with cops , but the judge rules ...................................................................................

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 12:09:10 PM
well she isn't a bleached blonde, and it is about, do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? the good looking ones, not the ones that think they are, maybe i should have put brunettes or gingers or maybe i shouldn't have started this thread.

patricia694972

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Do you think blondes are as innocent as they look? Posted: 5/16/2007 11:56:52 AM
not on about the mingers, the really pretty ones, i have a sister beautiful looking who is a true blonde, fabulous figure, but she wouldn't make a sandwich for a date,never buys a round, never has anything in her fridge unless she is dating, and he fills the fridge with food, and is a tight as a ducks a***, on course i love her, but i don't like her, as she has done nothing but take off me as well, for years and years, just wondered if there are any others out there that can get away with this because they look so innocent, or just think the world owes them.............................................................ps no comments about what i said about my sister , i can say what i want about her, and we have not spoke for a year anyway.

patricia694972

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Ladies what really turns u on in bed?... Posted: 5/15/2007 11:03:55 PM
i love it . when they've finished, and get off me, so i can laugh at the stupid faces they make..............................................................................

patricia694972

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What are some good tricks when going down on a woman?? Posted: 5/14/2007 4:44:15 AM
Disgusting behavior, carry on though there is one young man on here that has surprised me , nobody has ever done that to me, i am still a virgin......................................................................................

patricia694972

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Would you get involved in a violent domestic row ? Posted: 5/12/2007 1:15:49 AM
Blahblah101, hi in England they wont let us use guns, but they do get there hands on them, about 10 years ago a farmer was burgled and he shot the intruder, he got about 5 or 7 years in prison, which was a disgrace as he was defending himself from what could have been his death, anyway he would not say he was in the wrong so they made him serve the whole sentence don't make any sense to me some of the laws. thanks for all your comments very interesting, and i have suffered horrific domestic violence, which does effect you for a long time, but you learn to get back on track and there is always someone who has suffered worse.

patricia694972

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The contest 3000$ in cash Posted: 5/12/2007 1:02:48 AM
rutita i think that is rude to put an add on someones thread, and not even make a comment about the issue, Anyway i think everybody should learn how to cook, i taught my children 3 boys, and didn't know that the divorce rate would be so high so many years later, i also think it is good for men too brag about cooking cos there are loads out there that SAY they cant boil an egg. Oh and going back to the contest i am not entering cos i would win it hands down.

patricia694972

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Would you get involved in a violent domestic row ? Posted: 5/11/2007 3:05:06 PM
i cant help getting involved if a man is hitting a woman, or a woman is hitting a man, i have never got physically involved, but have shouted, or called the cops to defuse the situation, have you ever got involved or would you just leave them to carry on, just wondered..................................................

patricia694972

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What king of girl do you prefer?????????? Posted: 5/11/2007 1:47:19 AM
1. The quiet reserved and does everything she is told sort?The miss innocent ? The career woman ? The girl next door but one, miss perfect ? The one that shops till she drops for herself ? The one that has to wear make up even to bed ? one that plays hard to get? that's me. or do you like The easy to get girls ? maybe you have some other types you like, or absolutely hate!!!!!!! would be nice to know

patricia694972

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The girl next door Posted: 5/11/2007 1:32:43 AM
thats sounds just like me the adventurous, risky, impulsive, thats given me an idea for another thread, thanx viox87 ......................................................................

patricia694972

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Kiss on the forehead. Posted: 5/10/2007 11:29:24 PM
i love being kissed on the head especially when they squeeze your cheeks, makes you feel nice, and warm.................................................................................

patricia694972

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The girl next door Posted: 5/10/2007 11:15:59 PM
Happy Pants you are funny and at this time in the morning, well it is 7-15 am here in sunny old england, not sunny.................................................

patricia694972

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The girl next door Posted: 5/10/2007 11:13:28 PM
Savanna hi i just went out to get a paper, and you will never guess what happened a girl that lives next door to me walked out and she looked just like you that is so strange.

patricia694972

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The girl next door Posted: 5/10/2007 10:39:34 PM
why do men say they want the girl next door sort of girl, i don't get it , she could be on the game . selling drugs ,untidy doesn't bath greasy hair bitten finger nails, cant cook wont cook, and you still prefer the girl next door why.............................................................................................................

patricia694972

Joined: 7/21/2006

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Would you date yourself? Posted: 5/10/2007 10:26:41 PM
oh i forgot if i date myself, i could have sex with the lights on, walk round in the nuddy all day in the house of course, i couldnt have affairs, cos im too clever i always find out, wouldnt it make a good comedy film.

patricia694972

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Would you date yourself? Posted: 5/10/2007 5:46:42 AM
id date myself, id have a really great time with me id do all the things i ve always wanted to do, i would have a ball.

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