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Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Posted: 7/26/2005 1:04:28 AM
Bo but i do masturbate alot. Once for breakfast, once for lunch, and a sensable shake for dinner.

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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The Most Sacreligious Painting Ever Posted: 12/29/2004 1:40:40 AM
Umm...am I the only person who knows that the last supper is the most sacreligious painting ever put in a church?

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Why do Kerry's voters have no clue why they are voting for him? Posted: 10/10/2004 12:51:03 AM
There wont be a draft becvause there is already a back door draft. Trust me, there are programs like Stop Loss that keep the current Military standings into play. Thereby where you still get the usual number of incomming there is no outgoing. Thats why there is no need. Because the military's numbers are growing stronger with each passing day. Granted stop loss is lifted, but who is there to say it wont happen again. History does repeat itself as we all know. Cpl "Wizeman2001" USMC

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

Msg: 36 (view)

Why do Kerry's voters have no clue why they are voting for him? Posted: 10/10/2004 12:50:52 AM
There wont be a draft becvause there is already a back door draft. Trust me, there are programs like Stop Loss that keep the current Military standings into play. Thereby where you still get the usual number of incomming there is no outgoing. Thats why there is no need. Because the military's numbers are growing stronger with each passing day. Granted stop loss is lifted, but who is there to say it wont happen again. History does repeat itself as we all know. Cpl "Wizeman2001"

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Re: Happily Ever After Posted: 10/6/2004 1:01:22 AM
Hey...I just noticed something. You joined on my Birthday. Could it be fate that binds us together in this web of life? The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

Msg: 25 (view)

Why do Kerry's voters have no clue why they are voting for him? Posted: 10/5/2004 7:49:15 PM
Snoug that remark was completely irrational and Un-American to say such a thing you are underminding the very process of which our brothers and sisters in arms are fighting for other countries to enjoy. I'm paying my dues right now in Iraq. And this isn't the first time. So if you want to waste that glorious American Dream underminding another human being's choice then you sir are an IDIOT! The Great Wizeman (And take that to the bank)

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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I feel like such a fool Posted: 10/5/2004 7:41:23 PM
FM69 is right. Dude if you be anything more than yourself, you re trying to hard. Me personally? I'm a pimp. And we all know that Pimpin aint easy. But by being a natural born pimp, you can make it look good. So be yourself The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Re: Happily Ever After Posted: 10/5/2004 7:30:26 PM
Hey Sister Ching, I see that you are spreading the love that you are known so much for. I'm just going to watch today. So pick up the slack for me too. The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

Msg: 46 (view)

Does anyone else think this is rude? Posted: 10/4/2004 8:56:59 PM
Heed the words of the Wize. In the words of a famous pimp,"Pimpin Aint Easy". That being said, do you ever see a pimp in the street looking like he or she is worried? Hell No. Dont give it a second thought and move on. The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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I NEED AN EVIL PLAN!! Posted: 10/4/2004 8:33:49 PM
Just eat a healthy diet... Exercise regularly... and where old school adidas... And the karma Police will never catch you.

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Crazy Lady or just Rude? Posted: 10/4/2004 8:24:07 PM
No Prob Flower, Just remember. I'm on here 12 hours a day because I have nothing else to do but work with radios. So anytime you need advice or just want to talk...hit me up. And thats any of you young whipper snappers too. And Hui...thanks for having me. You get bored...hit me up. The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Crazy Lady or just Rude? Posted: 10/4/2004 7:58:50 PM
The Cure All Here is what you do... Leave a note on her desk saying "If you are not doing anything this weekend I am having a get together.The address is (put address here). If you dont reply I will be expecting to see you there. (your name here) Trust me..it either gets you the attention or gets you fired. I'm still employed. The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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I NEED AN EVIL PLAN!! Posted: 10/4/2004 7:46:14 PM
Vengeance is always worth it. Thats why people do it! Haven't you ever watched kung fu movies? The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Re: Crazy Lady or just Rude? Posted: 10/4/2004 7:41:31 PM
Come closer children and listen to years of wisdom. Young one. I do not know your heart. But heed these words. We would not appreciate the sun and all of the goodness that it might bring if it was not for rain. Mr. Potato Head Style -> If you are always happy with a person then things start to get dull. Then that fiery passion that you once had starts to dim. Every now and then you need some fuel for that fire. If not, the fire dies. (Hui...wanna become the honorary Wizem...err...Wizewom....err...never mind...keep doing your thang)

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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I NEED AN EVIL PLAN!! Posted: 10/4/2004 6:07:10 PM
Newbs...this is an evil plan. Visit a different country that is currently in the news i.e. Iraq, Afghanistan... Write his address on at least 15 different pieces of paper. Tear it up a little bit around the edges to make it seem as if the letter was opened. The third country nationalists will start sending very annoying letters containing the words "Stop killing our people". Meanwhile...follow his car while he goes and tries to report this to the police. Call the any small tow truck company saying that this person has been parked in front of the your house (but its his house) for 4 days. The small tow truck company doesn't get enough business so they wont ask to many questions. Once they arrive on the seen they will just tow it and look up the registration on his car. The recent tow will be given a citation. He will then have to pay for the tow, plus the amount of days his car has been in the impound. Furthermore his insurance will increase once the police have reffered this to the insurance company. And thats just the appetizer. If you really want me to get going, let me know. The Great Wizeman

Wizeman2001

Joined: 10/2/2004

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Why do Kerry's voters have no clue why they are voting for him? Posted: 10/4/2004 4:48:41 PM
You have to look at it like this... War + people = bad because People + war = death now... Death + Election Year = Democratic President Notice that after every war that the Economy goes into a recession. During that time period, there has always been a democratic president to get the economy back on track. Notice a trend? Stable Economy ---> War ---> Economic Instability ---> New Plan for Economy Democratic Pres. Republican President Democratic President If you still dont believe me... Desert Storm (pres Bush senior)---> Economic Stability (Pres Clinton) ---> Economic Instability (pres Bush junior)

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