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objectstupidity

Joined: 8/12/2010

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Astrological signs do you rely on them? Posted: 6/13/2013 12:41:45 PM
Its a load of old cobblers....but funny to read when im sat bored in the mess.... Each to their own eh

objectstupidity

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STIs when 40 plus Posted: 6/13/2013 12:28:34 PM
I had a checkup three years ago when i found my then partner had been playing about....needless to say it came back clear... As for the umbrella down the pipe end nonsense........well ignorance is bliss eh.... All the doc did was wallop a long cotton bud looking thing down me pipe end... wipe it over a glass slide an then take a look thru a microscope in another room... initial looksee appeared ok but didnt get the all clear until two days later when i went back for the results from the microbiology dept... Before you go in for the poke about they ask you a series of standard questions... its all over an done with in a matter of mins an the clinic staff seemed nice an pleasant... If in doubt just have a check up...it wont hurt an it might just save you a lot of heartbreak later on

objectstupidity

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ever got a bit lost using a satnav Posted: 5/30/2013 12:10:02 PM
They are ok but i never ever rely on em... latest Audi has it built in an although its a good addition its not something im right fussed about nor use... First Audi didnt have one an i used an ancient VDO Dayton SatNav...it was utter pants an once while attempting to find Coningsby it had me trundling all over the place... first charity shop i saw got given unit with cables an box for nowt..gratis..... awful nasty piece of crap....

objectstupidity

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What is the shortest date you have had Posted: 5/30/2013 11:48:53 AM
About 5mins for me... certain article off this site/forum turned up half pi**ed and looking nothing at all like her picture... Worst bit was a pong of chip pan/body odour...clearly she hadnt made any sort of effort so it was 'endex' there an then wit yours truly bugging out pdq.... Total waste of time an effort!

objectstupidity

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how to give incontinent people lifts in my car? advice sought Posted: 5/22/2013 12:45:25 PM
Whats being Jewish got to do with having pi*y ared mates in cars ? Load of old tosh again OP...

objectstupidity

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Op I would hardly say that you have a full face picture up. In fact I would have issues about your s Posted: 5/20/2013 12:13:09 PM
I can see where the op is coming from but personally i would have said no you cant have a 'recent newspaper' pic....... Might aswell say 'i think your a fake/liar' etc until proven otherwise...

objectstupidity

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SMOKING IN FRONT OF HOSPITAL ENTRANCES Posted: 5/20/2013 11:16:31 AM
Its a disgusting, repulsive habit so would happily bung a tenner tax on each packet of cancer sticks... As for smoking outside a hospital...... let em get on with it...aslong as they paying their taxes!

objectstupidity

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Another star arrested Posted: 5/4/2013 3:54:33 PM
Well for all the mucky old buggers then you reap what you sow... so to speak! Done nothing wrong then nothing to be afraid of.....

objectstupidity

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Quirky Things You Find Attractive? Posted: 5/4/2013 3:19:59 PM
Piercings that are totally at odds with the person... Once had a thing for a gal with a crew cut...an no she wasnt a lesbo! Had a cracking figure an great pert pair of norks...an a crew cut...

objectstupidity

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whats the worst thing you have done when drunk ? Posted: 4/25/2013 12:05:56 PM
Once chopped up some roadkill into small pieces an shoved it thru the front grill of a neighbours car.... that was when i lived in Castleford.... how he didnt hear me is beyond belief as i was pi$$ed as a fart

objectstupidity

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'Showrooming' - Fact of life? Posted: 4/25/2013 11:38:52 AM
Almost all of my bike gear i buy online...however yes im guilty of nipping down to J+S in Leeds an actually tryin stuff on an seeing what size i want... dont get me wrong i have bought the odd item from the shop but its rare... Last Arai helmet i bought online was £249 inc delivery... buy it from a shop an it was nudging £370!!!!uff said! Dont matter how much i get paid im still a Yorkshireman an hate parting with me brass....

objectstupidity

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Old flames.... Never go back??? Posted: 3/18/2013 11:40:56 AM
Never ever go back with an ex... its doomed to failure and will only end in tears all round... Im meeting an 'old flame' tomor at Cheshire Oaks for a coffee an some browsing the shops... she seems to think we are going to hit it off again by what she is saying in her texts but shes wrong an will have to be told in no uncertain terms. Wish i never mentioned i was at Altcar for the week.... me an my big mouth!

objectstupidity

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confussed and unsure what to do Posted: 2/19/2013 12:28:43 PM
Yup giv the gal loads of space an move onto the next one... if she gets back intouch later on then give her the benefit of the doubt....or not... Personally i would forget all about her but thats just me...

objectstupidity

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Degrees or not Posted: 2/18/2013 12:09:21 PM
Got my degree as when i leave my present employ i will need one to progress in civvy life...simples.... Not really fussed if some dopey Doris doubts what ive worked hard to gain... both my degree an being gazetted are there on the net for all to see...

objectstupidity

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Do men on these sites actually want a relationship or just sex? Posted: 2/18/2013 11:58:23 AM
Just sex for me... relationships are ok but at the mo im happy taking whats on offer at the mo an a relationship can wait for a bit... 'wants to date but nothing serious'..... yep thats me....

objectstupidity

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What really makes you feel good? Posted: 2/13/2013 10:22:04 AM
Getting home at weekends an seeing my two home from Uni...listening to em bicker...... realising im still alive!!!!

objectstupidity

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reguarly changing profile description Posted: 2/8/2013 11:48:27 AM
I often tinker with my profile... a couple of times ive done so to have a bit of a dig at someone..it did the trick.hook line n sinker! At the mo im receiving about 3-4 first contact emails per week... one thing ive noticed is that the more i tinker an faff about with the profile then i see a slight increase in incoming...pity its manily dross an drivel

objectstupidity

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Knob hand positions - my experiences Posted: 2/7/2013 12:43:00 PM
The ikkle lever on mine is for high-neutral-low.... slam it over left for centre diff lock Now the big knob thingy wotsit is for doing the business....

objectstupidity

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What's the funniest thing that you've heard this week? Posted: 2/1/2013 12:42:57 PM
'relax lads there aint going to be any redundancies in this unit'.... famous last words eh....

objectstupidity

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What makes sex bad for you? Posted: 2/1/2013 12:39:57 PM
Lazy bints who cant be bothered to put any effort into it.... that gets my back up an its time to endex an get rid of em... simples really!

objectstupidity

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women and big heels Posted: 2/1/2013 10:52:02 AM
I can see this is a sore point with the smaller guys...maybe they should be the ones wearing heels ?

objectstupidity

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Half naked women claim to have respect for themselves Posted: 2/1/2013 10:27:14 AM
If someone wants to show a good glimpse of her norks then thats fine by me... aslong as its worth looking at in the first place that is....

objectstupidity

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just be honest Posted: 1/28/2013 2:31:03 AM
Cheer up old chap... the world isnt about to end so chin up an smile a bit!

objectstupidity

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Anal spelling and grammar Nazis Posted: 1/28/2013 2:28:52 AM
If someone feels the need to pull me up about some petty spelling mistake or grammatical error then good on em... However i dont really give a rats rear what they think...they wont influence me nor change anything.

objectstupidity

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Guys sending creepy or perverted messages Posted: 1/28/2013 2:22:45 AM
Can assure the op that quite a few gals on this site are more than capable of send ing creepy messages .. had a few rather strange emails off gals on here... two in particular warranted a mention on my blog complete with their profile pics so everyone who reads it knows what to avoid...

objectstupidity

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love in a foreign land?? Posted: 1/23/2013 1:11:26 PM
Nothing wrong with love abroad...ex wife is German...present partner is a Canadian Doctor living n working here... so it can work... saying that i called her a yank first time we met and despite some grovelling it was a fair while before she talked to me again!!!!

objectstupidity

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Break the rules, pay the ultimate price? Posted: 1/23/2013 1:04:35 PM
She knew the score when she set off to visit the place.... After seeing first hand what drugs can do to someone then i have no sympathy whatsoever... if they went to shoot her then so be it... after all its their country and laws..not ours!

objectstupidity

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The flirt option for men is go....or is it ? Posted: 1/17/2013 1:19:00 PM
Fed up of flirts flying my way..i just ignore em...after all if they cant be bothered to email me then they can 'do one'..

objectstupidity

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Single with no children Posted: 1/16/2013 9:52:11 AM
Well personally i try an avoid the childless brigade... usually found em to be rather self centred an 'me me me' in their outlook...... met a couple of gals like that in the past... We are sposed to learn by our mistakes so in my books prevention is better than a cure so i simply avoid

objectstupidity

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Have you ever looked at someone and taken an irrational dislike? Posted: 1/10/2013 4:52:17 AM
Yes i can usually look at someone and make a pretty good appraisal of them... Guy at work i cant stand an he knows it... first time on camp an hes mincing about... the final nail for him was the fact he drives an old VW camper... as some already know i detest the things an would like nothing better than to plonk all of em on the ranges an give em a squirt...

objectstupidity

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Best live gig you've ever been to? Posted: 1/10/2013 4:43:08 AM
1997......Rotterdam... Night of The Proms with Simple Minds......... Totally mindblowing with a huge orchestra supporting Jim n Charlie... just a pity Mel wasnt on the skins....

objectstupidity

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What do you look for in a profile picture? Posted: 12/30/2012 2:22:54 PM
No pub crapper shots or fat sausage fingers with rediculous nails...also the old fav of some auld Doris atop a bl00dy horse.... also the pampered pig pics are to be avoided.... Infact theres quite a lot i avoid on here... However a nice smile an witty, well thought out profile will catch the eye...

objectstupidity

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Is it ok to chat you up in a supermarket? Posted: 12/30/2012 2:17:24 PM
Nothing wrong at all chatting up someone in a shop or supermarket... i met a nice lass ages back thru a chance encounter in Morrisons... after a bit of banter i asked for her number...the rest as they say was history.... lasted a fair while but deployment finished it off

objectstupidity

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Has your view of the opposite sex changed since using this site? Posted: 12/27/2012 1:01:57 AM
Has my view changed?? Nope not one jot... I still treat with suspicion and take everything with a pinch of salt until i know otherwise... And as for getting into debt for a partner ?!! You gotta be kidding.... 'a fool and his money are soon parted'

objectstupidity

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Contact History - what's yours? Posted: 12/26/2012 8:29:29 AM
Im fairly sure it contains those that are blocked... got about 40+ on my blocked list...mainly for abusive second messages.... Was surprised just how many have contacted me during the time ive been on here under this screenie...oh well fun n games eh

objectstupidity

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Friends with extras - Can it work? Posted: 12/26/2012 4:45:42 AM
Its all well n done fettling a friend but at the end of the day that 'friend' could also be fettling other 'friends' of theirs... so you could be dipping in someone elses seconds.... gross but possible!

objectstupidity

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Lonely b*stard meal for one? Posted: 12/26/2012 4:30:13 AM
Had a great xmas day with my adult children...they still live at home after all! Later today im going to hobble to the farm 'next door' for a boxing day meal with good friends....the odd glass of wine an hopefully a lift back home.

objectstupidity

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Contact History - what's yours? Posted: 12/26/2012 4:18:37 AM
Made first contact with me...237 I made first contact...Nil The majority i try to email back an say 'thanks but no thanks' but ive all but given up on that given the amount of abuse they throw back.... Edit...thats in two years on here!

objectstupidity

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'Single jewelry' ... Dragons den idea ... Posted: 12/19/2012 2:28:12 PM
Naaaa Rolex go hand in hand with big flash cars and a comb over! Spose desp folk will do desp things an wearing something that marks you out as single is about as bad as it gets...ish ?

objectstupidity

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Are You Confident? Posted: 12/19/2012 2:23:35 PM
Yup can confidently say im a very confident person... Doing the j0b i do i need to be confident... The guys look to me so being confident is a must.....an absolute

objectstupidity

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Guns in private hands ? Posted: 12/17/2012 2:01:06 AM
The 'Uzi' isnt relly an assault weapon as such. It fires the rong round, isnt accurate beyond about 30m an wobbles about when being used... Its more of a cqb weapon however I think the weapons hes on about banning are the assualt 'rifles' that the Americans are so fond of... Guns that have the AR15-~M16 as their basis... But your right..why on earth does anyone need something like that at home is beyond me. As i see it though the genie is out of the bottle an there is simply too much hardware swilling about the streets of the US for any ban to be meaningful.

objectstupidity

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Gangnam Style Posted: 12/15/2012 10:14:09 AM
Its 'entertainment' dross... and utter drivel.......end of!

objectstupidity

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Past sexual history Posted: 12/14/2012 3:25:50 PM
In all honesty its not a question i usually ask someone.. if they want to tell then im all ears but i wont ask cos its not my place.... However if they start rattling on about things/partners they have had i just bin em an move onto the next... Lost count of the partners ive had since i was 17.. gotta be nudging three figures but there again im not the 'holier than thou' type an if i fancy a crack at someone then let the goodtimes roll.

objectstupidity

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How to improve Call Centres? Posted: 12/13/2012 3:58:21 PM
The only time ive had to use a call centre was when my daughters car packed in... foned the RAC to arrange recovery an the lady who answered had the most amazingly gorgeous midlands voice/accent....at the end of the call i even commented about it an i got a nice giggle in reply... hope it made her smile! Cant see most folk being happy faffing with a webcam type carryon...

objectstupidity

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What puts you off messaging someone? Posted: 12/12/2012 3:03:34 AM
Mingers ? Can point out a few on here but being a gent i will refrain... however if needs be i can post names on me blog with pics just incase folk doubt how minging some Doris is... Yes ive had an email from some bitter, childless 40 something having a dig at my profile... Why do they bother to contact me is beyond reasoning...an when they get a scathing reply then its dummy spitting time an the mother of all blibs at me..

objectstupidity

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What puts you off messaging someone? Posted: 12/11/2012 2:32:01 AM
Seems im not the only one that cant abide the 'lady muck atop some old cart hoss'.....or the old fav of pics reckoned to be taken in some far flung destination... honestly does anyone actually believe all that old flannel?

objectstupidity

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Prank call led to suicide of Nurse at the Hospital treating the Duchess. Did Aussie DJs go too far? Posted: 12/8/2012 8:54:53 AM
Lets not forget there are now two children out there without their mum... maybe the fone call was the straw that broke the camels back...who knows.? But its her family that are left to pick up the pieces... One thing i do know is that its getting out of hand over in Aussie...seems someone has already published pics of houses an families an full addys of the two 'presenters' involved....along with plenty of personal details... rediculous!

objectstupidity

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What puts you off messaging someone? Posted: 12/8/2012 8:34:23 AM
Im getting fed up seeing pics of some Doris plonked on a horse...do any of em actually ride or even know anything equine ?> Recently met up with one so called 'horsey type'.... the thick bint didnt know a fetlock from a doorlock never mind how to actually ride or tack up.. my daughter has a 16.2 Hispano an showed him to this Doris... The look of horror on her face was priceless when i said 'fancy a hack into Wetherby an back' ? Soooo horsey pics an pets to be avoided....

objectstupidity

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Iran Posted: 12/5/2012 10:19:05 AM
Well one thing is for sure... If Iran or any other country were to use anything remotely like a WMD on mainland America then im pretty sure our American friends would quite literally bomb Iran/any other country back into the dark ages...infact only oil wells would be spared destruction. But anti Jewish nonsense apart then im backing Israel 110%....

objectstupidity

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Forums.......Better than the profiles for getting to know you. Posted: 12/5/2012 4:30:01 AM
In all honesty it does not really bother me what folk say on the forums.... ive usually made a pretty accurate appraisal of them just by reading their profile. If they have put down the truth then they usually aint my type...if they have lied then i deffo dont want to know em...stuffed either way.

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