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Ih8shrtfrms

Joined: 8/1/2006

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 5/26/2009 7:44:11 AM
So, its a beautiful Saturday, and I find myself tied down to the bed as my ex is having some fun teasing the hell out of me. Then the door opens up to her apartment - its her parents who have stopped by to measure for curtains for her new place. She goes flying off me, tells them she'll be out in a minute, and throws this down duvet over me, and dumps laundry on top of that. She tries like mad to get rid of them, but her mom is determined to measure every window in the place, of which, her bedroom has 2. In normal time and space you can measure a window in about a minute or two.. but not today.. added that I'm under a down duvet, in the summer, under laundry, and her parents are FEET away from me.. Oh ya.. I'm just freaking out a little bit. They come into the bedroom, and I can hear them measure away, and finally they leave. The plus side was she was even more hornier after.. I didn't get out of bed the whole day :)

Ih8shrtfrms

Joined: 8/1/2006

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Family Camping in Ontario Posted: 8/21/2006 10:42:04 AM
Ontario is kinda big.. what area? For camping.. I would pick the Pinery (Grand Bend, Ontario), Provincial park, located on Lake Huron. Clean water, tons of beaches, and great activities for the kids..and parents.

Ih8shrtfrms

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Dating people who are not parents Posted: 8/21/2006 7:31:55 AM
I have done both. The one without kids ended up not being able to handle a 'ready made family' and crashed. The one with kids - the kids hated each other. Its not easy. If only there was an easy button.

Ih8shrtfrms

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best ways to get even with your ex Posted: 8/19/2006 11:46:13 AM
Alot of good comments on how to forgive, and forget. But between that... 1) Call rogers and change his home phone to their service, get the number unlisted, and change the number. Ask for the billing department, and immediatly change the bill to address to RR1 in cottage country. he wont know his phone number, and good luck getting it changed when their top security question is whats the billing address... 2) Goto the post office and forward all his mail to some remote region. 3) Sign him up for every gay male magazine - - - and have the magazines sent to his parents house... 4) Sign up for every magazine you can find with "bill me later" allowed. 5) If you still have a key, put neat in his haircare products.. 6) Have his car towed from home/work to a dealership. Tell them you lost the keys, and ask for a new one to be programmed. While they are at it, rebuild the engine. And go for racing stripes too. :)

Ih8shrtfrms

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Best break-up lines Posted: 8/19/2006 11:40:52 AM
"I'm pregnant, it's your brothers, but if it doesn't work out, I will let you know..."

Ih8shrtfrms

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BEEN DYING TO KNOW....... Posted: 8/10/2006 12:08:14 PM
Nothing better to make light of the mood then the pub pub pub of a **** fart. They are hysterical.

Ih8shrtfrms

Joined: 8/1/2006

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Gay Parents Posted: 8/10/2006 11:34:25 AM
With your children, as with their mother(s), be honest. I don't think you can really sugar coat it, and chances are, if they know you, they probably already suspect it. Damn that womens intuition.

Ih8shrtfrms

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medication Posted: 8/10/2006 8:41:24 AM
I brought home the largest syringe that the pharmacy had. and told my daughter - I can give this to you one of 2 ways. Either you open your mouth, or a needle in your butt. Your call.

Ih8shrtfrms

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Question about child support Posted: 8/10/2006 8:30:46 AM
Manitoba Child Support Guidelines www.gov.mb.ca/justice/family/guide/parta/index.html Because you do not have custody over 40%, you are required to pay full child support, however, if you can prove that because you have to have additional resources to support your son (you have a bedroom for him), then they may take that into consideration. Special or Extraordinary Expenses www.gov.mb.ca/justice/family/englishbooklet/chapter7.html#5 and how to use the tables www.canada.justice.gc.ca/en/ps/sup/pub/guide/index.html One thing you have to remember, is that it does cost alot to raise a child. To find your table.. www.justice.gc.ca/en/ps/sup/grl/Pdftab.htm $40,000 = $337 per month (base) what all do you pay for with respect to your son? Clothing? Medicine? Deductibles for Dentist, Dr visits, etc?

Ih8shrtfrms

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Best Friends... or Best Lovers Posted: 8/10/2006 6:32:50 AM
Live with no regrets. Take the chance, jump in with both feet. You run the risk, but hell, if you lived life without taking a risk - are you really living?

Ih8shrtfrms

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Misunderstandings over 'Separated' Posted: 8/10/2006 6:20:42 AM
The same thing in Ontario, Canada is a minimum one year wait. You can get a divorce in under the year wait, as long as you petition the courts (when you file the divorce decree) with a valid reason as to why you need to (pregnancy, moving out of province / country). As long as you can justify it, they usually grant it. I got mine in 3 months after seperation was filed, because my ex was pregnant with her bf's baby. From start to finish was about 5 months.

Ih8shrtfrms

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New Law passed / gold digging Posted: 8/8/2006 11:12:49 AM
Usually in seperation agreements there is a paragraph that states that on the anniversary, the couples with notify each other in writing as to thier finances (as it pertains to Child support / Maintenance). If a parent, is active in hiding income, or refuses to divulge this information, and it gets dragged out in court, then yes, the other parent should be awarded. I guess it should be a question of if they were hiding things. Its very simple to once a year say - hey I made more money, here is the adjustment. Its the same with your income taxes.. they can go back.. why can't this too?

Ih8shrtfrms

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what are some of the most embarasing things Posted: 8/8/2006 7:50:27 AM
It was xmas morning, and my whole family was over, my youngest son had come down stairs, and I sent him up to get his slippers. He couldnt find them, and I told him he left them in the bathroom. He found some make shift ones by sticking his sisters pads on this feet and sliding around the living room, until I heard one of my daughters scream at him. To this day, the girls never let him live it down...

Ih8shrtfrms

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Help!Please Posted: 8/8/2006 7:09:25 AM
How old are the kids? Depending on ages, and availability, you can get them into a recreation program (swimming lessons, dance, etc) that gives you a (granted limited) window of oppertunity, plus a convienent get out of jail free if the date goes sour.

Ih8shrtfrms

Joined: 8/1/2006

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the EX step parent Posted: 8/8/2006 7:06:47 AM
What is the definition of a parent? You have someone that wants to take an active role in your daughters life - which is a wonderful thing. As long as the two of you know there is no chance at reconciling, and where the two of you stand, why not?

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