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 Author Thread: Goverment and Official TV adverts.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Goverment and Official TV adverts.
Posted: 7/14/2007 2:39:50 PM

In The Skeptical Environmentalist Bjørn Lomborg challenges widely held beliefs that the global environment is progressively getting worse. Using statistical information from internationally recognized research institutes, Lomborg systematically examines a range of major environmental issues and documents that the global environment has actually improved. He supports his argument with over 2900 footnotes, allowing discerning readers to check his sources.

Lomborg criticizes the way many environmental organizations make selective and misleading use of scientific data to influence decisions about the allocation of limited resources. The Skeptical Environmentalist is a useful corrective to the more alarmist accounts favored by green activists and the media.


http://www.lomborg.com/books.htm
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Speed Cameras Challenged
Posted: 7/14/2007 11:24:59 AM



I go to Cannock occasionally and Staffordshire is full of the damn things. The road leading up to my usual destination in Cannock has a speed camera almost every 500 yards for quite a long stretch of i


Tell me about

I've clocked up more points than Torville and Dean over the years and most of them have been in that area.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Goverment and Official TV adverts.
Posted: 7/14/2007 10:54:09 AM
MSG 21, see what MSG 25 says. There are plenty of experts and scientists out there debunking exactly what you are saying. But nobody hears of them or what they say because as msg 25 says they are often censored and ridiculed. Even violently threatened!

I refuse to go along with this new bourgeois guilt trip of man made global warming leading to the worlds impending doom.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Goverment and Official TV adverts.
Posted: 7/14/2007 9:22:31 AM
What an absolute load of shit

I can't believe people are so gulliable to believe a few right on celebraties and a loser like Al Gore

The planets weather had been changing for years. Medieval England was a sweltering place, vinyards used to be abundant in the south. What caused that heat then? CFC's?

Adverese weather used to be blamed on God, now it's 'Global warming'















































Anyway, despite it being a warm day, I'm about to chuck a bundle of washing in the tumble dryer
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 170 (view)
 
Car bombs
Posted: 7/14/2007 9:11:59 AM

Can I make a comment about the 'Just System' you are talking about:

Firstly Rapists, Murderers, Peaodophiles are all given the death sentence in the large majority of Isalmic states, whereas the British Government insists upon sending them to prison for what seems like two weeks and then letting them out to carry out horrific attacks again!




We know, and many people here are angry about that. Unfourtanatly many people think we should have a more 'understanding' justice system. Anybody who disagrees is labelled a nazifascistracist.



Secondly Freedom! Are you having a laugh, up until 1947 Britain had total control over what are today known as India and Pakistan, 'rule with an iron fist'



For around 200 years prior to 47,yes, but India had been around long before then and was ruled with an iron fist by people who were a lot more brutal than the British.


Also essential to this point would be the FACT that thousands of Asian muslims and non-muslims fought in the second world for a country which they were never apparently going to be able to live in!


Yes, thousands out of millions. And ultimatley they were fightingfor their own country too. And let's not forget that some Asians fought against Britain.


now ask yourself this why would the Asian muslims who apparently have hate filled hearts against the British rulers fight to help protect the British Queen?



They weren't protecting the queen, they were proffesional soldiers who followed orders what ever they may be. They also fought so India wouldn't be ruled by the Japanese.



Thirdly, how do you define a war? The Cambridge dictionary defines it as 'armed fighting between two or more countries or groups' now the last time I checked no Afghan child threw a grenade let alone a missile in my back garden, my work place or even at the local church. So why would the British Government go to war against a nation looking for one man, whom after destroying a large chunk of the country were still unable to find?


Because said country wouldn't hand over said man to face trial for the crimes he had commited. Besides, who wouldn't want to see the Taliban regime ousted?



Islamification of Britain? I sugguest you contact the police and give them the names of the scholars and imams you have spoken to because after reading your articles you are yourself becoming radicalised through the use of such ridiculous words!



People have. Even other Muslims have! But the Police are scared to do anything because people might call them nazifascistracists.



Muslims are non-violent people, if you actually stuidied the Quran instead of taking parts out that you could exploit you would understand that Islam is a religion of peace. we are taught from a young age to respect our neighbours regardless of religion, race or whatever.
We will only fight when it is the last possible solution.


You're practising Taqqiya.


Take for instance the most recent case of 'attacks' by Israel against Lebbanon. What did the worlds Governments do about it, absolutely nothing, they chose to simply condemn the violence. Does the little girl who has just lost her whole family want the worlds govenrment to condemn the violence or to take measures to stop it?



No mention of the 'attacks' by hezbullah(spelling?) on Israeli villages?





 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 89 (view)
 
Econmic Migrants. Good or bad for the economy.
Posted: 7/10/2007 5:44:51 PM


As for message 87 Jean Claude, how do you know if i am not being paid the Minimum Wage.?. Is there somthing about my picture or my cyber persona or the way i write my posts that makes you think i,m on a wage higher than the minimum wage so therefore you ask me to take on a job for the minimum wage and to show how its done.

I,m not here to discuss my personnal income but i can assure you that i have worked for minimum wage and i would if they were the only jobs available at the time rather than claim benifits.
And if i found myself working with economic migrants i would have no problem with this either.



Yes I could tell you weren't the type of person who was working for minimum wage, if you were you wouldn't be making some of the statements you have been in this thread. And after all I was right wasn't I?

You think you could survive on minimum wage? For a basic 37 hour week? Could you pay your mortgage/bills etc ? I know I couldn't and neither can millions of other people here. So why on earth are you advocating forcing a huge section of society to drudgery and poverty while another section reaps the benefits of cheap labour and services?

I despise Marxism ,but I'm starting to see the emergence of a new class conflict in this country. You can see it at a smaller level in this forum sometimes
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 85 (view)
 
Econmic Migrants. Good or bad for the economy.
Posted: 7/10/2007 1:19:37 PM

and until people change their way of thinking towards minimum wage and are prepared to work then we need the migrants.



Why don't you set an example by taking a job at minimum wage then? Show us how its done?
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 84 (view)
 
Econmic Migrants. Good or bad for the economy.
Posted: 7/10/2007 1:17:52 PM
Can people please show me any evidence of fruit being left to rot before the current influx of migrants?
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Econmic Migrants. Good or bad for the economy.
Posted: 7/9/2007 3:01:32 PM
'First off, the "our" wouldn't pick strawberries for the last few years because it is hard work and the money isn't so good, so don't say foreigners are taking Brits jobs, they are taking jobs Brits won't do.'

Really? So before we had this influx of migration there used to be mountains of rotting strawberries being left around?
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 82 (view)
 
Proud to be British
Posted: 7/6/2007 6:49:59 PM
I'm sorry, have I stumbled across the IRA forum?
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 78 (view)
 
Proud to be British
Posted: 7/6/2007 5:46:04 PM
Some of the comments here are unreal. Some of the people who hate this country could very easily just go and live in the kind of place they want ie Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam, China


I find that unpatriotic people tend to be shallow, disloyal and untrustworthy. A love of ones homeland is one of the most healthy instincts in human nature. Fact
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 59 (view)
 
Car bombs
Posted: 7/1/2007 5:49:27 PM

Well, the only consolation is that soon...
by the looks of it,
weather we like it or not,
whoever fault it is,
whatever excuse we might still want to find not to recognise we have a sworn enemy and whichever barmy conspiracy we prefer to believe not to confront reality...
soon we will have to do what our parents and grandparents had the guts to do: defend our freedom.

For real.


You're wasting your time with most here, Dhimmis the lot of em
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Rude adults and big mouth teenagers,
Posted: 6/28/2007 12:12:36 PM
Just came out of the chippy, and some 'yoof' asked me for a chip. Cheeky **stard! Booted him straight in the guts Was very amusing watching his crutches go flying into the road too Even stamped on his inhaler as I walked away.

Food time
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
'Never trust a hippy'
Posted: 6/23/2007 8:21:36 PM
I hate hippies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGoqBsJ1SM
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Is taxation a legal obligation?????
Posted: 6/20/2007 1:42:50 AM
Apparantley income tax was only meant to be a temporary measure during the Napoleonic wars.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 64 (view)
 
Bernard Manning has died.
Posted: 6/19/2007 10:40:29 AM
Shortly before he died, my old mate Spike Milligan said he wanted an inscription on his tombstone to read: "I told you I was ill.'

Well, now that I'm gone, I want carved on my gravestone these words, in letters so small that any visitor will have to move right up close to read them: "Get off! You're standing on my privates."

Oh, I know there'll be a few who won't mourn my passing, like mothers-in-law up and down the country. I'll never forget the day I took my own mother-in-law to the Chamber of Horrors in Madame Tussauds. Suddenly, one of the attendants whispered to me: "Please keep her moving. We're trying to do a stock take."

The one bad thing about dying quietly in Manchester is that I cannot fulfil the solemn promise I made to the old battleaxe. "When you die, I'm going to dance on your grave," she once said. To which I replied: "I hope you do, because I'm going to be buried at sea."



I don't think the Commission for Racial Equality will be holding a wake for me, either. Nor will the Lesbian and Gay Rights lot or the feminists. They were always banging on about how I was sexist or anti-gay.

It was their campaigning that kept me off mainstream television for years, while filling the airwaves with a bunch of fifthrate so-called comics who were about as funny as a dose of bird flu and whose acts had all the humour of a funeral parlour. (Trust me, I'm in one now and there's not a laugh to be had anywhere).

In their obsession with turning comedy into a branch of Left-wing politics, they forgot that the only point of jokes is to make people laugh. And that was what I was good at, whether I was on the cabaret circuit in Manchester or at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

Well, at least I won't be seeing any of the po-faced, politically- correct brigade where I'm going. I had quite enough of them in my lifetime.

What they never understood was that I was an equal opportunities comedian. Unlike them, with all their little checklists and taboos and easy targets, I never discriminated against anyone or anything. I was quite happy to get a laugh out of any situation. All that mattered to me was whether the gag was funny or not.

"I had a distant German relative who died at Auschwitz. He fell out of one of the watchtowers."

Now that's humour, precisely because it's close to the edge, unlike so many of the tired, comfortable, right- on lines

about George Bush in which modern comics indulge, massaging the consciences of their middle-class audiences instead of giving them raw entertainment.

Oh, I can see the other obituaries already: "Bernard Manning, racist bigot", the smug types will say when they hear of my departure.

But that's not what the great British public, especially in Lancashire and the rest of the North, will say. They knew that I was a funny bloke. That's why they kept flocking back to my own cabaret club, even when I was barred from the airwaves.

And I was never a racist. That's

just an easy, catch-all term of abuse bandied around by the media elite against anyone who does not follow their agenda. It was just meaningless.

When told by some toffee-nosed southerner that I was prejudiced, I used to say: "Have you actually seen my act?" They would then admit they hadn't. "Then you don't know what you're talking about. You're the one who is prejudiced because you are pre-judging me."

If they'd ever bothered to turn up at one of my shows, they'd have soon discovered I told gags about everyone, including all sorts of politicians and the Royal Family.

In fact the Queen once told me with a smile, after a Royal Command Performance, how much she liked my act. If it was good enough for her, it should have been good enough for anyone.

Racist? Rubbish. Did these selfrighteous critics know that Clive Lloyd, the great West Indian cricket captain, asked me to perform as part of his testimonial?

Or that I did a fund-raising event for the Lancashire and India wicketkeeper Farokh Engineer and another for the great black boxing champion John Conteh? For goodness-sake, I was multi-racial myself, a descendant of Jewish immigrants from Sevastopol. Throughout my life, a sign with the Jewish greeting 'Shalom' hung by door of my home in North Manchester.

I was born in 1930 in the Ancoats district of the city, and I never lived more than five miles from my birthplace. I always loved Manchester and her people, though that kind of loyalty and sense of belonging is never understood by the metropolitan elite who despise their own country.

My dad was a greengrocer and it was a tough upbringing, for the North was in the pit of depression and money and food were short. I was one of six children and was forced to share a bed with all my siblings, some of whom regularly wet the bed. In fact, I learnt to swim before I could walk.

I remember one night, my mother asked me: "Where do you want to sleep?" I replied: "At the shallow end."

I went to an ordinary local school and left at the age of 14, taking up a job at the Senior Service tobacco factory in Manchester. From my earliest years, I had a bit of a talent for performing, singing in choirs and at work. Then, when I was 16, my life changed dramatically on being called up to serve in the Manchester Regiment of the British Army.

Even though the war was over, I had to go out to Germany, where I was one of the armed guards watching over the Nazi hierarchy locked up in Spandau prison. For a 16-year-old, it was a bizarre experience, standing over the likes of Rudolf Hess and Albert Speer with a Bren gun.

Back home, I was a good enough singer to make it as a professional. It looked like I'd really hit the big time when, in February 1952, I was booked to sing at the London Lyceum theatre with the Oscar Rabin Big Band, with the show to be broadcast on the radio.

But the very day I was due to take to the stage King George VI died, so the event was cancelled. I'll never forgive the King for dying like that. He left me high and dry.

But soon I found that I was even better at telling gags than I was at singing and in the late 1950s I opened my own club in a converted billiard hall, Manchester's famous Embassy Club.

THE venue attracted many of the biggest names in British showbusiness including Matt Monro, and even the Beatles. It also led to my show on ITV called The Comedians, which was so successful that in 1978 I was even asked to play at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

Indeed, my act was an equally big success on the other side of the Atlantic, though I had to adapt his material for American audiences. So Irish jokes became Polish ones, such as: "This Polish man gets a job in Californian zoo. One day a workmate says to him, "For $2,000, would you have sex with the gorilla in that cage?"

"The Pole thinks for a minute and then says, "Yeah, all right. But on three conditions. First, that I don't have to kiss her. Second, that you don't tell any of my mates. And third, that you give me a fortnight to get the money together"."

I supposed the animal rights lobby would get me on that one.

But despite my TV appearances being reduced since the Eighties, I've still managed to enjoy a long and fruitful career. I wouldn't have changed any of it for a moment.

I was glad I managed to make it into my late 70s, but then there was always a very strong survival instinct in my family. I had an uncle who was still having sex at 74. Which was lucky, as he lived at Number 72.

It was also a contented end, which reminds me of another longlived uncle, a bus driver who went peacefully in his sleep - not screaming like his passengers.

And as I look down now on all the over-paid executives who have made such a mess of television and undermined true comedy, and as I sense the affection from the mass of the British public, I know that I am the one having the last laugh.



 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 43 (view)
 
What makes a women feminine?
Posted: 6/18/2007 4:33:06 PM
After reading the what makes a man masculine thread

Big tits

Slim waist

Achingly pretty face

Arse like Kylie Minogue's

Cooks, f*ucks like a bunny, gives head on demand



I'd say that's about fair

 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Anyone up for an online POF provate poker tournament
Posted: 6/18/2007 2:17:45 PM
I reckon the OP was just a advertisement for Ladbrokes online poker
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Anyone up for an online POF provate poker tournament
Posted: 6/18/2007 1:27:11 PM
Could be interesting, I've got a Ladbrokes account set up and was thinking of having a game tonight.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Bernard Manning has died.
Posted: 6/18/2007 1:03:03 PM
Ooops, forgot to add

People who take some things far too seriously
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Can someone explain hooliganism to me?
Posted: 6/18/2007 1:01:46 PM

I worked for Turner Manufacturing (later Dana Spicer) for 17 years which is in Wolverhampton. I heard it from their workforce and many other people from Wolverhampton. They were sick of seeing the fighting on the terraces.
I remember 1979 when the team I follow, Arsenal knocked Wolves out of the semi final of the cup 2-0.
I wasn't safe to walk the streets!



I've lived in Wolverhampton all my life, followed Wolves for most of it. The decline of the clubs foutunes had nothing to do with the fans behaviour. If that was the case Liverpool would have won jack shite during the 70's and 80's because believe me that was one nastiest grounds to visit. Man Utd are the most succesfull club today, there 'firm' is also one of the most active. The decline of wolves had more to do with financial mismanagemant.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Bernard Manning has died.
Posted: 6/18/2007 12:55:43 PM
He was funny as ****, the only people who don't like him tend to be



Vegetarians and Vegans

Camp or bitter homosexuals

Lesbians

Black people who changed their 'slave name'

Black Lesbians

Black Lesbian Transsexuals disabled and in a wheelchair

People who vote for or are members of the Lib Dems/Respect/Socialist Worker Party/Anti Nazi League

People who read the Guardian

People who apply for jobs in the Guardian

People who work for the BBC

People who work for the Citizens advice Bureu

Social Workers

People that like Michael Moore






Cue the denials, but it's all ****ing true
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Can someone explain hooliganism to me?
Posted: 6/16/2007 8:40:42 AM


Take Wolverhampton Wanderers, for example. They were on of the top sides in this country up to the 1970s. Attendances of 40,000 every match, then the hooliganism started. Attendances dropped to 5,000. By 1988 they were in the 4th division and battling to stay in the football league.
Feyenoord were booted out of the UEFA Cup this season.
That's what hooliganism does!


Get real, the decline of Wolverhampton Wanderers in that period had nothing to do with hooliganism. The part in my first post where I mentioned a known football hooligan leading the campaign to save the club I was in fact refering to Wolves.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Can someone explain hooliganism to me?
Posted: 6/15/2007 5:31:04 PM
Mainly, for the people involved, it is an extremely exciting thing to be part of and involved in. It's emerged into a subculture very much akin to Mods, Rockers, Punks, Skins etc
Despite what some people say a lot of the blokes involved in Hooliganism start out as as supporters of the clubs they follow. Often they are some of the most passionate and commited supporters, well know 'faces' have been known to lead campaigns to save clubs from extinction, at one club a lad was even handing over lumps of many so the club could buy players!

The people who get involved can come from a variety of diverse backgrounds, black, asian, middle class even some gays have been known at some clubs Hell, there have even been female football hooligans! However, the vast majority are white working class males, which isn't surprising as this is the main demographic that attends football matches in general.


As for the comments about all football hooligans being thick? Wishful thinking I'm afraid. Some are proffesional workers, some are multi millionaires. Some are famous! Think football hooligans are scum? Best throw your Beutifull South CD's in the bin then, lead singer Paul Heaton is often found with Sheffield Utds main firm. That ginger bloke who used to be in Coronation Street, Sheffield Wednesday. International DJ's , TV presenters and plenty more have been linked with various clubs and mobs.


As I said, it's exciting, and it's difficult to see how anybody is going to stop the appeal of running with a mob. For young people it's hard to resist and for some older people it's hard to let go.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Immigrants told to lear our languge,
Posted: 6/11/2007 9:46:01 PM
Can people please get this idea out of their head that ex pats living in Spain don't speak Spanish? This isn't the 80'w when most ex pats were****ey crooks on the run Most of the English folk out there speak Spanish to some degree and make the effort to learn either before moving or while they are there, So basicly, sharrap
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
London Olympic Logo
Posted: 6/5/2007 2:17:37 AM

"This is an iconic brand that sums up what London 2012 is all about - an inclusive, welcoming and diverse Games that involves the whole country.”


 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 47 (view)
 
which cartoon character would you be ?
Posted: 5/28/2007 10:10:33 AM
Stewie Griffin.

For many obvious reasons, plus I 'd get to suck Lois' tits.

































































I can't believe I just said that
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Would you be prepared to die for your country
Posted: 5/28/2007 9:05:53 AM
I wouldn't fight for the current system. I would however fight to defend the nation or its territories if they came under attack or invasion.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 43 (view)
 
sexual preference or career
Posted: 5/27/2007 9:51:18 AM

I am sorry to shatter so many ladies illusions here, but gay men are amongst the b1ichiest, self centred, sexually depraved individuals I have ever met.



Exactley what I was told by a Gay bloke myself.

As expected the 'They must secretley be gay' line is trotted out

As someone sensibley mentioned straight men do not want to be thought of as being gay by other straight men. Or other gay men for that matter! So the OP is asking a reasonable question.

Personaly, myself, I wouldn't do it. The fag hags here can sue me
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Turning right on a roundabout in the left lane?
Posted: 5/24/2007 3:22:57 PM
^^^Lies, it's all lies!
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Extremists plan to attack Heathrow airport this summer
Posted: 5/24/2007 3:16:56 PM
Most of these Anarchists are middle class mommies boys rebelling against their rich parents. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if some of them post on here

Just let some scaffolder from Bermondsey give em a slap for disrupting his 2 week holiday in Majorca, they should be back home discussing their setbacks over a few Ryvitas in no t ime
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 22 (view)
 
The UK's Stance on Abortion
Posted: 5/21/2007 12:55:23 PM

to me life begins at the point of self-awareness


I find something quite disturbing about that comment.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Treat them mean to keep them keen
Posted: 5/20/2007 7:51:00 AM
Hard women? I think not. I find most females who lay it on thick are usually not all that great in bed. I tend to find smarter girls are good in the sack

As for men, well, when was the last time you saw a thugish or troublesome guy without female attention?
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Theft at POF Meets & Clubs etc
Posted: 5/19/2007 10:50:20 AM
Anybody who goes to one of these meets and nicks stuff deserves to be stabbed in the bollox/Jack n Danny
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Sperm Donation
Posted: 5/16/2007 5:51:43 PM
I think a lot of men find it devianltly kinky to think about wanking off for pay on an industrial scale. However, I'd always be a bit disturbed that there was a mini version of me out there and I didn't know about it.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Football
Posted: 5/16/2007 4:37:58 PM
Bollocks Ah well, next season.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Why Do Bald Blokes With Tattoos Appeal To Women So Much?
Posted: 5/16/2007 4:35:12 PM
I'm working on it
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Have you ever been in the paper?
Posted: 5/16/2007 4:31:03 PM

Was that the time when you rammed into a foreigner's car with your great big truck and escaped being arrested because you were doing the UK a service ?



Nah! It was for giving some students a slap for thinking they're so clever but seemingly not able to read the 'Please do not touch' signs in the local electrical store. I just can't help but being helpfull
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Have you ever been in the paper?
Posted: 5/15/2007 4:30:30 PM
A picture of me appeared on page 2 of the Daily Sport about 8 years ago, ****ing great
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
National Service
Posted: 5/14/2007 12:42:05 PM
Yes, but not pushed into the proffesional ranks of the Army. Maybe the TA, or newly formed local based units/cadets/miltias. Could install some civic pride aswell. The option for non militiary service must also be given too.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Football
Posted: 5/13/2007 11:40:09 AM
2-0 Wednesday night, we was just giving the Boggies a chance. ****ing****
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
What is a snob.
Posted: 5/13/2007 11:19:57 AM
People who think their opinion is more valid just because of the job they do. Not mentioning any names
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 114 (view)
 
Surly This Is Racist!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 10:26:16 AM
I'd say it's very relevant..


there's way too many people living off the state that are perfectly capable of returning to work


Do you want to dispute those figures? Go ahead
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 112 (view)
 
Surly This Is Racist!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 10:07:49 AM

Unemployment figures for Men and Women by Ethnic group
Ethnic group Women Men
White 3.8% 5.6%
Chinese 5.4% 5.5%
Indian 6.2% 6.1%
Black Caribbean 7.8% 14.9%
Black African 12.2% 14.2%
Pakistani 14.5% 13.6%
Bangladeshi 16.5% 15.9%



I agree
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 11 (view)
 
how many people have you had sex with and does it matter?
Posted: 5/13/2007 9:41:16 AM
If I could I wouldn't have bothered with half of them



slept with over 200 men by the time she was 16



Jesus H Christ!
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 110 (view)
 
Surly This Is Racist!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 9:28:15 AM


Sorry i thought this was a serious subject, didn't realise you were wasting peoples time.



You can talk serious to me anytime you like. Otherwise you know what you can do
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 107 (view)
 
Surly This Is Racist!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 9:16:39 AM

no wonder you're just a driver for a living.



And there we have it, the snob within





Drive for a living but could still own you on any debate Go on, tell everybody how the world shouls have no borders Do you tell that one on the building site? lol




not sure why I should take it to private as it was you that first attacked me in a public forum



Your paranoia knows no bounds, if I ever attacked you, you would know about it


perhaps then you should have either kept your big mouth shut or kept it just between ourselves in the first place



I like to argue with hippies. The chance to 'keep it between ourselfs' has been offered, you melted



then you wouldn't feel the need to back off in public nor detract from a serious and interesting debate with your childish attacks.


You got more chance of seeing rocking horse shit than me 'backing off' lol. Like I said, feel free to private message me anytime


I'm still here mugging you off
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 103 (view)
 
Surly This Is Racist!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 8:52:50 AM
... Ahhh, sun reader eh?


No, not Sun reader, stupid boy.


I'm quite happy to receive "comeback" that's what happens when you enter a debate like this one. Sorry but as far as I was aware the only person I was patronising round here was you...and you asked for it



Sure. Basicly you're a thick twat trying to be clever. It's ok, I've bumped into your kind before. Easy come, easy go.


It rather seems to me to be the other way around... though the fact that you seem to be goading a fight, I think, speaks volumes about your personality.



Hey, I've been calm all the way throughsee this >>>>>>>
That's me laughing at you. ok?


... So...it's the BNP then?... also says a lot. ... oh, and I don't know where you went to school but when you address someone directly, then you make it personal... just so you know for the future



I went to the school of life, not the school of ponce.
You seem very aggresive, tut tut, not like you, what with all the 'love the world' attitude. Very strange.

But hey, you got a problem with me, private buttons there.
 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
What Us Brits Gave The World !!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 12:48:32 AM

1250 Magnifying glass Roger Bacon
1668 Reflecting telescope Isaac Newton
1698 Steam pump Thomas Savery
1701 Seed drill Jethro Tull
1712 Steam engine Thomas Newcomen
1717 Diving bell Edmund Halley
1725 Stereotyping William Ged
1758 Achromatic lens John Dollond
1759 Marine chronometer John Harrison
1764 Spinning jenny James Hargreaves
1769 Spinning frame R. Arkwright
1769 Steam engine (with separate condenser) James Watt
1780 Steel pen Samuel Harrison
1784 Threshing machine Andrew Meikle
1785 Power loom Edmund Cartwright
1788 Flyball governor James Watt
1791 Gas turbine John Barber
1792 Illuminating gas William Murdock
1795 Hydraulic press Joseph Bramah
1796 Smallpox vaccination Edward Jenner
1804 Solid-fuel rocket William Congreve
1804 Steam locomotive Richard Trevithick
1814 Railroad locomotive George Stephenson
1815 Safety lamp Sir Humphry Davy
1820 Hygrometer J.F. Daniell
1820s Difference Engine (Computer) Charles Babbage
1821 Electric motor Michael Faraday
1823 Electromagnet William Sturgeon
1824 Portland cement Joseph Aspdin
1827 Friction match John Walker
1831 Dynamo Michael Faraday
1837 Telegraph Sir Charles Wheatstone
1839 Steam hammer James Nasmyth
1839 Bicycle (with pedals) Kirkpatrick MacMillan
1839 Photography William Henry Fox Talbot
1850 Mercerized cotton John Mercer
1855 Hypodermic syringe Alexander Wood
1856 Bessemer converter (steel) Sir Henry Bessemer
1861 Regenerative furnace Wilhelm Siemens
1865 Antiseptic surgery Joseph Lister
1876 Telephone Alexander Graham Bell
1878 Cathode ray tube Sir William Crookes
1879 Incandescent filament lamp Sir Joseph Wilson Swan
1884 Steam turbine Sir Charles Algernon Parsons
1884 Multiple-wheel steam turbine Sir Charles Algernon Parsons
1887 Air-inflated rubber tire J.B. Dunlop
1891 Synthetic rubber Sir William Augustus Tilden
1891 Motion picture camera (kinetograph) William K. L.****on
1892 Vacuum bottle (Dewar flask) Sir James Dewar
1892 Rayon (viscose) Charles Frederick Cross
1895 Rayon (acetate) Charles Frederick Cross
1905 Diode rectifier tube (radio) Sir John Ambrose Fleming
1908 Two-color motion picture camera C. Albert Smith
1919 Mass spectrograph Sir Francis William Aston
1926 Television John Logie Baird
1928 Penicillin Sir Alexander Fleming
1930 Modern gas-turbine engine Sir Frank Whittle
1935 Radiolocator (radar) Sir Robert Watson-Watt
1940 Ejector Seat Sir James Martin
1941 Turbojet aircraft engine Sir Frank Whittle
1947 Holography Dennis Gabon
1956 Hovercraft Christopher****rell
1975 CAT (computerized axial tomography) scanner Godfrey N. Hounsfield
1996 Clockwork Radio Trevor Baylis



 Jean Claude Van Driver
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 97 (view)
 
Surly This Is Racist!!
Posted: 5/13/2007 12:45:30 AM

No you're right I can't...why the hell should I?

lol... you're so far off base with the hippy/capitolist thing it just isn't funny... or it is funny...

But let's, for the sake of argument, say it was true... I'd much rather appear like that than the cross between a cabbage and a nazi...

...which of course is what I'd be tempted to call you were I not as quick as some to be antagonistic and jump to conclusions...

I'm left wondering why, exactly, itr is that you seem to have a problem with me... my having never addressed you directly your position is a little difficult to understand... Not that I care of course... keep 'em coming.... I've got much thicker skin than you have...lol

Is the whole subject of poles taking jobs a little close to home perhaps? Although you've stated more than once it doesn't affect you directly... so the only things I can think of to explain your unwarrented outbursts is either you have some previously undisclosed problem with me.... (like I said...bothered) ... or you're a card carrying member of the BNP

which is it?


Who the **** are you? lol
Listen son, when you come out with your 'Sun reader' comments then expect some comeback eh? Or do you think you should just be able to spout your patronising nonsense and everybody keeps quiet?

For somebody who claims to have a thick skin you certainly have let this get to you rather quickly anyway


My position is this. I'm patriotic, so I like my country and it's people, and I don't think it's fair to treat them like shit. If you do then expect me to argue with you. And don't be so conceited to think it's personal

Anyway, I'll leave you in pieces now.
 
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