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GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Comedies and other Diversions Posted: 11/15/2009 1:32:49 PM
Some movies I've liked that (I thought) were pretty funny. Fan boys (kids trying to sneak into Skywalker Ranch to see Star Wars Ep 1 before it came out) Get Smart the movie, Yes Man and a few others

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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the best michael jackson joke Posted: 11/14/2009 11:23:54 PM
I've seen plenty of rants in the forum about how "tasteless" the jokes are. Here's the thing, most jokes are "tasteless" its a matter of perception. Prime example, "Two guys walk into a bar. You'd figure one of them would have seen it" Stupid to some, tasteless to others and yet there are going to be a few people that get a chuckle out of them. And them being improper because someone is dead?? Please that doesn't stop anyone from making jokes at their expense. Hell, I made a bit of a funny at my own uncles funeral, improper, you bet, but it got people out of the deep funk they were in. Its a matter of taking light of most situations and realising THEY ARE JOKES!! /end rant Off topic until I can remember a good one. What has a purple head, is 24 inches long and makes women scream?? Crib death (tasteless yet again) Now on topic, Why was McCauley Caulkins movie called "Home Alone"?? Because neverland was tanken

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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FEMALE WAXING (OUCH) !!! Posted: 5/15/2009 6:44:02 AM
I do believe I had read this once before. And I know I have because I didn't know men had "hoo has" You could have bumped the original thread. Times like this I wish they had the "Delete Thread" Option

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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If I had a penis... Posted: 4/28/2009 9:42:33 AM
But do I really want one No not really since they seem not to be able to think when the penis takes over. The reason for this is quite simple. We have enough blood to run our brain and penis only problem is that its just enough to run ONE at a time

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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priceless lipstick Posted: 2/18/2009 4:02:45 PM
ROFL Oh my god that one was great. My sides still hurt from that!!! Guess I'll have to try something like that in the future

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate Valentine's Day. Posted: 2/8/2009 11:53:32 AM
If you ever want an anti-valentines day song, look for Bobnoxious' Valencrime. It might find its way on to my profile come valentines day. But this post was a good laugh and I couldn't agree with you more PA

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Female viewing it anyway, nyaah nyaah nyaah. So there. Posted: 2/5/2009 9:58:02 PM
If you wanna see a good nerd rage go play world of warcraft and say that some particular class sucks and watch the nerd rage just fly lol

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Brave Man Jokes - Not for Female Viewing! Posted: 2/4/2009 9:53:11 AM
Men only tell a woman not to do something, when they really want her to do it. Geez if this is the case how come when I bet a woman she won't have sex with me I always win??

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Pro... wait for it!.. crastination. Posted: 2/2/2009 5:49:25 AM
Procrastinators unite!!! Maybe tomorrow

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Firefox Style Sheet off-centre Posted: 1/17/2009 2:49:55 PM
I just checked the website and the problem only seems to exist with browsers that aren't IE. Seems to be the case these days

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Have you been told someone is out of your league, did you listen? Posted: 1/17/2009 10:36:28 AM
Well I've seen a few women post on this and maybe one guy so I thought I'd throw my opinion in here. Guys always like to bust other guys chops by saying that some woman is "out of their league" sometimes its to save them from embarrassment other times its meant as a challenge. And if the guy has the guts to face the challenge and has the preferable outcome then his friends, more or less, bow to his apparent conversational skills

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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It's Freaking Freezing out there!!! Posted: 1/15/2009 2:23:16 PM
Well as soon as you find on Dante did you wanna share her. Kind of a time share deal?? Please?? lol

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Strip Scrabble and Cabin fever Posted: 1/15/2009 2:21:25 PM
I've tried playing strip Twister once. Only sad thing was I played it by myself. Got interesting when I got a right hand red though

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Advanced Search - Compilation Error Posted: 1/13/2009 2:54:13 PM
The reason for this error is simple. Something on one of POF's servers got corrupted. Its a temporary problem that will be addressed and resolved (I hope) soon. Maybe get a moderator or BigFish himself to address this issue. FYI: It happened to me as well when clicking the "Advanced Search" option

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Alternatives to Norton Posted: 1/13/2009 9:08:50 AM
I don't get it, why use antivirus and spyware running in real time, it sucking a lot of the resources. The reason for running antivirus and spyware applications in real time is so you're protected all the time and if it sucks up alot of system resources for you then disable some of the useless stuff like email scanning, for example, if you're using GMail or Hotmail on the web. They have their own scanners on the website that work well for the most part

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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crank calls with skype Posted: 1/13/2009 9:06:02 AM
Nothing really can be done. Can't really find out who it was because names can be faked with Skype and you can log in anywhere in the world so only thing they can do (the businesses in question) is report them or have anonymous call rejection put on their lines. Beyond that everything has been done

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Hard drive not showing in bios Posted: 1/12/2009 9:25:25 PM
Did you set the SATA to be looked at as either IDE or RAID configuration?? I haven't touched that board in awhile and Asus no longer supports the board so the information is hard to get

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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edit posts Posted: 1/12/2009 9:06:28 PM
There is the option to edit your posts already. Only problem is though you have only 15 mins to edit the post before it becomes "engraved in stone"

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Hard drive not showing in bios Posted: 1/12/2009 9:00:09 PM
For the solution to this problem there are many things to look at. First make sure you bios is set to SATA hard drives as IDE drives. As for the windows CD not acknowledging the hard drive during windows installation (I'm assuming of course its Windows XP) during the initial section of the install there's a key that MUST be pressed when prompted. I believe its the F6 key to install SCSI or RAID drivers. On that old Asus A8V-DX motherboard, windows wouldn't acknowledge the hard drive until that driver was installed first. So you have to make sure you have the Asus SATA floppy disk or the Asus CD that came with the board. If not the Asus website will have them available for download. Hope this helps

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Help. Posted: 1/12/2009 8:32:22 PM
One of the things to do is to scan your computer for viruses and spying using any one of the multitudes of anti-virus and anti-spam programs out there. For anti-virus programs I recommend AVG or Avast! as they are both free to download and use and have full functionality. For anti spyware use Spybot search and destroy or Ad-Aware. Run those first and get rid of what ever they say is present. After that clear your entire browsing history and completely revert your internet browser to its default status removing any addons like Mywebsearch, yahoo and google toolbars and anything else that you may have downloaded that integrated itself into your browser After all of that (long drawn out but you want to make sure you "close the doors" to your computer) change your password if you're still having problems with someone logging into your account look for anti root kits. Also make sure you're password isn't saved for the site

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Sharing an abode ,,,practical or suicide? Posted: 1/12/2009 1:50:50 PM
Personally, it all depends on if you know the person you're sharing the house and bills of the house with. If its just someone you met for the sole purpose of only being short term room mates, they may steal from you, skip out on bills, and other such negative things. But conversely they may actually be pretty decent with sharing expenses. If its a friend, might be the same. The way to think about it, look at how you live by yourself. Are you clean and tidy or have things all over the place then try to find someone who compliments your lifestyle

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Edit or Remove Imeem Player on Profile Posted: 1/11/2009 7:23:45 PM
All you have to do to remove the Imeem player from your profile is remove the coding from the top of the edit profile window

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Things you learn on POF Posted: 1/10/2009 8:17:27 PM
I've learned not to hide my true self. Used to come on here and be so sweet that they'd end up with tooth decay then found out I was lying about certain things about myself that they thought were deal breakers. Yes I'm a geek, yes I play video games and they can, from time to time, eat up alot of time for me. I also can be very dry and sarcastic but I also have a great sense of humor (if you've read a few of my posts you'd see that). So my tidbit is be yourself 100% and they'll either like or hate you. Maybe even just tolerate you lol

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Personal injury: should I milk it? Posted: 1/10/2009 11:02:53 AM
Personally, if something like that had happened I would have laughed it off (much you had already) as for pursuing anything further, I wouldn't. It was a complete accident. It wasn't like they intentionally gave you a chipped or broken shot glass. And besides the cut inside your lip there's no lasting effect. Again, I'd just laugh it off and thank them for what they thought was decent retribution. You probably spent that there anyways so it was win-win for everyone. You win because they gave you something for you "pain and misery" and they won because you're satisfied at the time and probably spent it there basically giving their money back to them over time. EDIT: also I admire too that you came on here and didn't bash the bar for their mistake or name the bar in question. That alone speaks volumes.

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Men Rules Posted: 1/7/2009 9:49:24 PM
Only thing I can think of off the top of my head Classy is sperm donors lol

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Men Rules Posted: 1/6/2009 7:52:30 PM
Rule # 1: You're a man, therefore you're always wrong and you're always sorry. Deal with it. I disagree with that, Classy. There are things that men are RIGHT for and we don't even have to be sorry

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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its great to be a guy Posted: 1/5/2009 6:19:43 PM
Neutral colors. Black, grey or white is the secret to having very few shoes

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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200 Pick up lines ( 51-150 ) Posted: 1/5/2009 6:02:06 PM
Here's some funny responses to some of the ones here (actually heard these responses personally): I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. And I'll bet you $200 that I leave you standing there I would give you a piece of my mind but I have much more of something else. An ego?? Where do you live? The loonie bin. They let me out on a day pass today. (think that's when I started dating her, only because of the unique nature of the response) I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. But that's how my last boyfriend died! I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. And I can sense that you're a lazy lover and really I don't want to get rug burn for nothing

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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If Men & Women Swapped Genitals.... Posted: 1/5/2009 5:44:47 PM
1. Finally find that damned G-spot. I hear that thing moves all the time. Isn't it like trying to find a worm in a hole??

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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its great to be a guy Posted: 1/5/2009 5:39:26 PM
What do you have more then three shoes for?? I've only got winter boots, dress shoes and street shoes. The OP is right. Any more than that is over doing it

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Fish Virus Posted: 12/28/2008 10:11:53 PM
Now that is kind of a cruel way to put it. Many "viruses" out there have a timed event or certain thing that has to take place before they actually infect a users computer. Another thing that could have caused it is the banner ads that float around on many of the pages that we see on POF. Also another thing, viruses can be removed with any of the multitude of anti virus programs (AVG, Norton, Avast, McAfee, PC-Cillin just to name a few) run them and an anti spyware application also another good thing to do with clear out your browsing history of your browser. Also, depending on where you bought the laptop, it also comes with preloaded stuff that isn't even needed for the laptop to run at all

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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World of Warcraft Posted: 12/28/2008 9:38:56 PM
I play this game as well. Kind of my dirty little secret (guess it isn't so much anymore) but I play on the Detheroc server with a 70 rogue, 80 druid (feral tank spec), 64 lock 61 DK. And many many more alts. Get bored easily and all the quests have become boring and repetitive. Sad thing is too, I got my druid to 80 in a week after the expansion was released

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Spyware and popups with no protection. Posted: 12/28/2008 8:58:26 PM
Alot of people when they see "Tracking Cookie" they freak out. Ever go to a site and change the way it looks or had it save some information for you for reentry (Form Fillers that come standard in IE and Firefox) that's mostly what those are. Tracking the way you set up the site and tracking when you were last on that site for you. Nothing too much more. As for running with nothing on your computer (Firewall, Anti-virus, anti spy) and still not getting hacked. You've used alot of common sense and realise that when you do get a pop up its probably been coded into the site you view.

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Windows XP File Checker... Posted: 12/28/2008 8:51:46 PM
Failing all of that if you have a friend with a copy of windows xp ask them for the i386 folder from the cd (they'll obviously need to burn you a copy of it) but most every driver for windows is contained in that folder. Also another thing to do is update all drivers for your devices. Video Card, sound, nic card everything. Could just be files that are being pointed at in the registry that are no longer there. Usually caused by viruses and spyware. So checking for those could help out a bit as well

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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naughty horoscopes Posted: 12/28/2008 3:20:32 PM
Kinda makes me scared to be a Scorpio. I do know some tricks but I usually save them. Thanks for ruining the mystique of us. Guess I'll just have to lie a little and say I'm no good in the sack lol

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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T'was the day after Christmas Posted: 12/27/2008 8:02:46 AM
That's a good one!! So true of this holiday season too. If you take requests you should write one about the traffic during the holiday season (if you haven't already)

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Jesus vs Satan on the Computer - too funny!!! Must read!! Posted: 12/27/2008 7:50:50 AM
Already been considered. Teaching myself to play guitar. That's right ladies, cute, funny, smart and an aspiring musician lol * from the impending stampede of women*

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Jesus vs Satan on the Computer - too funny!!! Must read!! Posted: 12/27/2008 6:58:59 AM
I think your head is big because of that ego of yours lol. As for having big ears meaning something?? Yup means big ear muffs and that I can hold big hats on my head

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Jesus vs Satan on the Computer - too funny!!! Must read!! Posted: 12/26/2008 7:12:42 AM
Well Classy, I could but I have learned to laugh with jokes about myself and make them about myself. Ire has actually picked out the only flaw he could see, my big ears, now I do know that my ears are somewhat on the large size but the way I see it, they make good handle bars and they also allow me to pick up radio stations and TV stations if I position my head in the just the way

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Jesus vs Satan on the Computer - too funny!!! Must read!! Posted: 12/25/2008 10:10:58 PM
Wow some one didn't get what they wanted for Christmas lol

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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....No Arms, No Legs... Posted: 12/21/2008 6:27:18 PM
What do you call a dog with metal balls and no back legs?? Sparky.

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Another T'was Posted: 12/21/2008 6:21:58 PM
That was great!! Gave me a laugh for the day. Where do you come up with all of these??

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Profile cliches: My friends and family are important to me! Posted: 12/21/2008 7:08:45 AM
I've read this a few times and I must admit that I've seen quite a few things that I just eventually just give up and stop reading the profile. My absolute favourite cliche is the women who have a provocative picture some where in their profile but if you read it they say something like "I'm a sweet girl not looking for a player" or something along those lines. Another one I've found to be a little bit of a cliche (or at the very least annoying) I'm happy and outgoing, yet every picture you see on their profile they're not smiling one bit. I think I should change my profile a little and make it so full of cliches that it'll be humorously corny

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Christmas Gifts for Men Posted: 12/20/2008 8:57:15 PM
But if you don't have time from working long hours at work there's always one sure fire way to give him a smile on christmas. A holiday BJ

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Mispronounced Names Posted: 12/17/2008 7:53:22 PM
My last name got infamy from the "Highlander" series of movies and the TV show, so when they were popular I kept getting people asking me if they could cut off my head to gain my "powers" (such morbid children we were) but every once in awhile people will call for me ask for someone with a "similar" last name so I kept hearing Mc Clod, Mc Lewd, Mc Leed. But seriously its pronounced "Mc Cloud" although spelled completely different guess that's why I get the weirdest last names when I'm called by businesses. When asked what my last name is I tell them then spell it to make sure they don't spell it wrong (see above)

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Women V/S Men Posted: 12/15/2008 9:59:47 PM
Adam was walking around the garden of eden when god noticed that Adam didn't seem quite himself today, "What's the matter my child??" God inquired. "I'm completely alone. All the animals are paired of and creating spawn but I have nothing for which to spawn with," replied Adam. "I'll tell you what. I'll create something for you to have this great wish." And so God created woman. Days go by and finally Adam and Eve decided to let nature take its natural course. During this time God went on to do his own thing for awhile. After some time God came back to see Adam laying in a middle with a smile on his face. "Where's Eve??" asked God. "Oh, she's down at the river cleaning herself up," said Adam, smile still plastered to his face. "Oh great!" exclaimed God, "Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish." I'm expecting some people will laugh others will create a lynch mob for me

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Speaking of religion... Posted: 12/14/2008 6:27:27 AM
So lets see if I got this straight, terrorists kill themselves for 72 virgins. Meaning they're dying to go to heaven to be greeted by 72 women (or people or things) that have no idea what sex is or even how to do it?? This is heaven?? Sounds more like hell to me, I mean really has any guy been with one virgin?? Personally if I were to martyr myself in such a way I'd prefer 72 s\|utty women that knew what they were doing

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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Questions to Ponder Posted: 12/4/2008 10:02:55 PM
Why is what doctors do called a "practise"??

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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one liners Posted: 11/18/2008 8:48:22 PM
To continue with one liners: With so much nudity on TV I sit at home just shaking my fist

GebusKhris

Joined: 8/9/2006

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why questions... Posted: 11/6/2008 10:18:20 AM
Why is it that anyone in the medical profession "practices" their craft??

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