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 Author Thread: why dont most men keep it trimmed ??
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 394 (view)
 
why dont most men keep it trimmed ??
Posted: 11/4/2009 3:41:06 AM
I am always completely shaved and have been for years.............and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Cameltoe- a question men need to ask!
Posted: 10/23/2009 10:40:35 AM
If you want to see a great picture of a "camel toe", just go to wikipedia.org and type in the word!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Women with women
Posted: 9/11/2009 12:36:03 PM
I've been with two women....more than once.....and it was FANTASTIC!!! I was involved and then would relax and watch them go at it....but I NEVER felt like I was left out!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 173 (view)
 
Ugly Vaginas? what would stop you from being intimate when you see it
Posted: 9/11/2009 10:45:37 AM
To me.......a really hairy pu.ssy is ugly / disgusting!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Women with women
Posted: 9/11/2009 10:43:38 AM
There is ABSOLUTELY "NOTHING" sexier than seeing to sexy women together!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 310 (view)
 
Do men think women women wearing glasses are sexy?
Posted: 9/10/2009 1:45:58 PM
DEFINITELY...........That gives the woman the "Naughty Librarian" look!!! Very Sexy!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 888 (view)
 
Redneck Logic!!!
Posted: 6/11/2009 9:58:17 AM
Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says.. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house..'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.' 'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife , then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Larry
shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'
Larry says, 'I'll give you an example.. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer.'
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
GED vs High School Diploma
Posted: 11/5/2008 1:06:31 PM
I have pointed out to him, people digging ditches, riding a garbage truck, holding the signs for road construction...........but I don't want him doing this.......nothing wrong with these jobs, if that's the best you can do, but he CAN do better!!! The bottom line is, at best he will be 20.5 "IF" he finishes High School. I would not have any problem whatsoever with that, but I don't think it is going to happen. My job as a parent, is to see that he gets an education and that is what I am attempting to do. I just might not be from a regular High School.
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
GED vs High School Diploma
Posted: 11/5/2008 11:03:20 AM
He has never been tested for a learning disability, so I guess I can't know for sure. But in anything else (outside of school), especially something he is really interested in, he is as smart or smarter that a lot of people. He loves anything outdoors, especially hunting and can tell you anything about a deer or a gun than you would ever want to know…. and all about different signs you can find in the woods about different animals and where they have been or what they are doing, so he seems to have the capability to learn. He just has to want to do it. Now if you could make a good living at hunting, I would say he was in good shape for the future, but the odds of that happening are very slim. It's possible to become a professional fisherman or hunter, but not very likely, so I want him to have an education. But he absolutely hates school and always has! I'm just trying to do whatever I can, that will help him in the future!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
GED vs High School Diploma
Posted: 11/5/2008 8:43:03 AM
I have talked to him about all the things you guys mentioned. He has never done well in school, but always managed to get by, until last year. He is currently repeating the 9th grade and not doing any better at all. He will be 16 in about 3 weeks and then can "legally" quit school. I'm just trying to do whatever I can to help him find some way of getting an education and the longer he waits / older he gets, the harder it will be to ever return to school.
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
GED vs High School Diploma
Posted: 11/5/2008 8:18:22 AM
Thanks for all the very helpful information.
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
GED vs High School Diploma
Posted: 11/5/2008 6:01:03 AM
I would like to hear from someone who has completed their GED or had a child complete their GED. It's quite apparent my son is not going to graduate High School, so I am trying to figure out a way for him to get some type of education and hopefully a decent job. Just wondering what the classroom environment is like compared to a regular school setting and if one on one assistance is provided to the students. Any additional information would be greatly appreciated!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
GED vs High School Diploma
Posted: 11/5/2008 5:59:01 AM
I would like to hear from someone who has completed their GED or had a child complete their GED. It's quite apparent my son is not going to graduate High School, so I am trying to figure out a way for him to get some type of education and hopefully a decent job. Just wondering what the classroom environment is like compared to a regular school setting and if one on one assistance is provided to the students. Any additional information would be greatly appreciated!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 598 (view)
 
Post a JOKE
Posted: 7/15/2008 3:24:24 AM
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F.
tee-shirt.

'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'

'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it was a religious
T-shirt. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.'

 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 212 (view)
 
Send me jokes! PLEASE!
Posted: 5/2/2008 4:44:55 AM
Hi Hapyhippy..............Just click on the "Start A New Thread" button and you are in business!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 197 (view)
 
Ginger?? or Mary Ann??
Posted: 5/1/2008 10:35:19 AM
DEFINITELY..................Mary Ann!!! She was a Hottie!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 208 (view)
 
Send me jokes! PLEASE!
Posted: 5/1/2008 7:48:29 AM
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed to fly across the ocean, were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Californian woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable.

The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. So after flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 202 (view)
 
Send me jokes! PLEASE!
Posted: 4/30/2008 10:37:24 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 200 (view)
 
Send me jokes! PLEASE!
Posted: 4/30/2008 8:36:15 AM
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist..

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Too Hung Lo.
So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Too Hung Lo said, "OK, take off all your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.....

Dr. Too Hung Lo then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

So she did. Dr.Too Hung Lo shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously,

"Oh my God, Dr.Too Hung Lo, what is Ed Zachary Disease ?"

Dr. Too Hung Lo sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 819 (view)
 
Whats an instant turn on for you
Posted: 4/16/2008 10:42:42 AM
Instant turn on.....cleavage or nipples showing!

Instant turn off..........smoking or lots of tattoos!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 39 (view)
 
southern accents in guys
Posted: 4/4/2008 7:42:08 AM
Well I'm from North Carolina and definitely have a Southern accent! Sure hope "ya'll" like it!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 55 (view)
 
On nipples and bra...
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:59:45 AM
Absoutley nothing sexier than a woman's nipples showing thru her top!!! Seeing a woman without a bra, is very hot, but I think it might even be more exciting if she is wearing one, but her nipples are showing. If she isn't wearing a bra, you know she doesn't mind them showing, but if she is wearing one and they show, it's almost like you are looking at something she doesn't want you to see!!! Which makes it that much more excititng!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Walking the dog
Posted: 3/25/2008 9:36:10 AM
LOL!!! Now That was FUNNY!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 233 (view)
 
Do women enjoy masterbation and being watched?
Posted: 3/14/2008 7:06:35 AM

I personally think it's hot. And to see a guys face when you are finished and lick your fingers.......freakin priceless!!!!!!![/]


Now that is HOT!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
another highlight question,haha!!
Posted: 3/14/2008 6:22:30 AM

And leave out the " "
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
another highlight question,haha!!
Posted: 3/14/2008 6:20:45 AM



Just trying to figure this out!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
ankle jewelry
Posted: 2/22/2008 11:08:48 AM
I always thought it was like a wedding ring........if you wore it on the right, you were single, but on the left, you were married???
 Phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Morning sex
Posted: 2/22/2008 8:15:32 AM
Now That was FUNNY!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 121 (view)
 
Anybody dated anybody who later became famous
Posted: 2/20/2008 9:39:38 AM
I once dated a girl that "thought" she was the Queen of England............and damn sure expected to be treated like it too!!! We aren't together anymore!!! LOL!!! Guess I'm just not "King" material!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Bisexual Women in Prison
Posted: 2/4/2008 11:52:31 AM
WOW!!! Very Impressive and Very Interesting Information!!! I'm glad I asked the question!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Bisexual Women in Prison
Posted: 2/4/2008 9:44:53 AM
They just do it because you guys think it's HOT ...


LOL!!! This is TRUE!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Bisexual Women in Prison
Posted: 2/4/2008 9:35:39 AM
I was surfing the web and ran across a site for women prisoners, who are looking for pin pals, relationships, etc. Probably just looking for money, but whatever!!! Anyway, I was looking at some of the profiles and decided to do some research. The categories were divided according to race and age, so I looked at the profiles of 75 white women (25 in their 20's, 25 in their 30's and 25 in their 40's). I discovered that of the ladies in the 20's age range, 52% listed their sexuality as bisexual. I thought that was a very high number, so I also checked out the 30's and 40's age groups and found that only 12% of both of these age groups listed their sexuality as bisexual. This leads me to believe bisexuality is more of a fad / experiment for the younger girls, rather than their actual sexuality! Or could it have something to do with the fact that they are in prison and only have access to other women? This still wouldn't explain the age thing? Anyone else want to share their thoughts or comments?
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Which would you consider a nicer compliment?
Posted: 1/15/2008 11:44:47 AM
Which would you consider a nicer compliment and why? Or, can you add to the list?

You are Very:

- Beautiful!!!
- Attractive!!!
- Sexy!!!
or
- Hot!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 140 (view)
 
When is it ok to show cleavage
Posted: 2/14/2007 3:10:19 PM
I say.........whenever you are wearing a top.......it is more than OK to show cleavage!!! And if you aren't wearing a top.............well that's even better!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
N C State Basketball
Posted: 11/10/2006 5:56:32 AM
No pack fans around?
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
N C State Basketball
Posted: 11/9/2006 2:24:42 AM
How do you think Sidney Lowe will do as the Wolfpack basketball coach?
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Cruise Ship Jobs
Posted: 11/9/2006 2:18:46 AM
It would probably be an interesting job for awhile, because you would get to meet so many people, but those guys / girls work 7 days a week, 365 days a year, until they decide to take a vacation for a few months. I love a cruise, but would not like to have a job on the ship!!!
 phil2847
Joined: 8/10/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Is This Why Men Cheat??
Posted: 11/8/2006 10:07:21 AM
LOL!!! That could do it!!!
 
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