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Thread: Dating a 27 yo girl for several months but she won't have sex
ketch
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Dating a 27 yo girl for several months but she won't have sex
Posted:
10/12/2009 8:12:46 AM
Yes, you may have to move on. Answer these questions first?
Is the relationship moving forward in other areas?
Are you happy with the relationship aside from the lack of sex?
Are you willing to commit to a relationship in which there may not be sex?
Do you have any reason to believe that her sexual drive and skill will improve once she does decide to commit to sex?
If you cannot answer all these questions with a resounding "YES". You may have to move on.
Ketch
ketch
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What is with the insults?!?!
Posted:
10/12/2009 8:04:03 AM
Maybe they are 14. There are a lot of people here with no intention of meeting, both male and female.
Ketch
ketch
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How long to keep it in My Pants?
Posted:
10/10/2009 10:06:10 AM
According to the Kinsey report, normal (90% of the population) are between 5 and 7 inches. You are normal.
There are a lot of women who like a smaller penis. It's easier to blow. There's less pain with penetration.
Those guys in the porn films are chosen for size, Just like the girls are chosen for big boobs.
As for the girl. If she unzipped you, you are not to blame
Ketch
ketch
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How do men suddenly withdraw emotionally?
Posted:
10/9/2009 12:48:07 PM
And you really believe that this happened out of thin air with no cause? Suddenly, without reason, they just go cold?
Men are different. They take abuse (constructive criticism, whatever) and then suddenly one day they wake up and discover they have downed emotionally. Then he keeps going through the motions. However, it doesn't work.
If you look back, you should see that there were some warning signs along the way.
Ketch
ketch
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Is college really date central?
Posted:
9/7/2009 5:02:13 AM
stop trying to date and start trying to meet girls. Borrow lecture notes, exchange ideas. Get used to treating them as human beings.
When you can walk up to the prettiest girl on campus and ask her if she has change for some machine, then you're ready to think about dating.
If you haven't met a single girl in 15,000 students that you've clicked with, either your standards are too high, or you are coming across as creepy.
Other things to try. Get a new hair cut, new clothes, a new cologne.
Try joining clubs on campus. Get hobbies that involved meeting people.
Dating is easier in college because you meet so many new people, share classes for a term, and then go on. People go back to school to add dating opportunities to their lives.
Ketch
ketch
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The Game and its effectiveness
Posted:
9/7/2009 4:47:22 AM
95% of the contents of those books can be summed up in a simple sentence, "Be confident, different, interesting, fun, and a challenge."
Does it work? Heck anything works if you try it enough.
After a break up with a long term girlfriend. I dove back into the dating scene. I went to an over 30's dance. The guys there could be divided into "Fellows with girls/friends", "zombies", and "pick up artists". 90% of the guys were zombies.
A zombie is a guy who stands around watching the dancing, doing nothing, holding his beer in his hand for the entire night. Some of them don't even move from the same spot.
I decided that I didn't want to be a zombie. I invested in new shoes, a bright red shirt, and a different attitude. And I developed my own pick up line. "Hi, I'm ketch."
Beats the heck out of being a zombie.
Ketch
ketch
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Pain... on the monthly payment plan or all at once?
Posted:
9/6/2009 5:17:32 PM
Look on the bright side. You could find your one and only. She could be everything you wanted, and then you die in her arms as the cyanide she slipped into your wine begins to work.
Ketch
ketch
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peeking on dateing sites
Posted:
9/5/2009 4:12:17 PM
It always amazes me, how quickly some people will tell you to throw away two years. It shouldn't amaze me. They are alone.
I would suggest you talk with him. I'd also suggest you ask why you are so concerned about this if he spends every minute he's not working, with you.
Yes, your trust has taken a hit.
Is that a reason to throw everything away? Think the next guy will be better?
A relationship is a process, a building, not a give.
Ketch
ketch
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people in small towns...how do you find dates?
Posted:
9/5/2009 3:54:25 PM
I knew a fellow who love North Ontario. He loved the weather, the life, and was making a good living. He left all that to move to Toronto.
I asked him why.
He said that he wanted to get married.
You are not alone with the problem.
I lived for three years in a small town about 45 minutes from toronto. I never dated anyone in the the town. I dated people in toronto.
45 minutes isn't a long commute. However small town people, after highschool don't date in town. It's like those rules about not fishing off the company dock, and not sh*tting where you sleep.
Ketch
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What is a Real Man?
Posted:
9/5/2009 3:49:26 PM
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
------------------
Best definition I've heard, and I'm still trying to live up to the standard.
Ketch
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When To Kiss?
Posted:
9/2/2009 6:26:37 AM
The time has passed. If she hasn't kissed you by this point, then you are on the road to a
"let's just be friends relationship".
That's the opposite of FWB. You date by no sex.
It's obvious that she enjoys your company, but isn't interested in more than a fraternal hug.
Ketch
ketch
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Do women cook anymore??
Posted:
8/28/2009 1:13:22 PM
First thing I learned after I got divorced was to cook. Second thing I learned is that woman love to come to dinner if it's homemade. After dinner, with wine, you light the candles, turn on the music. ......
Alternative, a picnic, and I would bring the food and the wine. The girlfriend still likes that as a date.
Who cares if they can't cook?
Ketch
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Alcohol and Baby-Boomers
Posted:
8/28/2009 4:53:14 AM
actually, I notice the opposite. Binge drinking is up according to the surveys I've read about in the U.K. and in North America. However that's usually among the young.
As for the 45-60 group. I am continually amazed at the number of AA members in the populace these days. Most of them, seem to be older.
Ketch
ketch
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Overlooked because of my size
Posted:
8/26/2009 6:33:39 AM
Preston, if you want to change your life, then change something. You believe that to change your life, you must change your body. That's a healthy choice.
My suggestion. Walk for 45 minutes every day. cut out chips(both types), soft cheese. Eat more fruit and vegetables, and limit the drink to one a day.
After three months, join some new activities that attract both sexes. Volleyball? Fencing? Society for Creative Anachronism? cycling? Volunteering? Don't join to get a girl, join to make new friends.
I'll let you in on a secret. There is a cabal of women, who whisper to each other this phrase, "Do you you know any single guys that aren't jerks?" When you find your friends who are women, are bringing strange women to places you hang out, to introduce you to, then you've arrived.
However, it all starts with walking 45 minutes each day. (Reminds me I have to do it as well.)
ketch
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dirty things to say in bed
Posted:
8/19/2009 4:43:47 AM
Here's a list of things you shouldn't say in bed"
"beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
"Did you remember to lock the front door?"
"Who's on Letterman tonight?"
"I shouldn't have eaten that burrito for lunch."
ketch
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MSN/IM phobia prevalence causing people to go POOF!
Posted:
8/12/2009 5:53:08 AM
5-10% response rate? ? I want your body, your profession, your car, and copy of your opening message. Well I would if I was still looking. (Can I borrow the car?)
Ketch
ketch
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Sex with the lights off?
Posted:
8/12/2009 5:48:12 AM
that's sad. I guess that means no afternoon delight, no sex on the beach, no picnics, no visits to a nudist beach, no role playing, nothing kinky.
However, it could be worse. There are some religious groups who believe that sex should only occur with a sheet between the parners, a sheet with one small hole.
Ketch
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is it wrong to fantasize about other men when your having sex
Posted:
8/12/2009 5:43:15 AM
Nothing wrong with fantasy. Of course in this judgmental place, someone is sure to tell you that it is infideity and will cause you to go straight to hell with all the other trollops.
Ketch
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First message good, then no second message??
Posted:
8/11/2009 4:38:47 AM
Your first message must be good. Your second doesn't keep up their interest. Once they are not interested, they don't respond.
Ideas?
End the message with a question (Not that questions)
ketch
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Does this happen alot?
Posted:
8/11/2009 4:35:30 AM
There are some guys who espouse the theory that if you ask fifty different women, you'll find one that will say yes. Since they do this every night, they make up a lot of the communication you'll get.
The rest of the guys will fall into the selective or silent versions. The selective only message the occasional person. The silent ones are selective ones that just got tired of shouting into the well.
Be proactive. If you see a guy that interests you, then message him. He'll be happy to see a message, and probably respond. Take control of you life.
Ketch
ketch
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Shaved Armpits on a man.
Posted:
8/9/2009 8:47:43 PM
Done for the lat 30 years. It really cuts down on the inappropriate smells.
I don't have to shave, just trim short, so I use a beard trimmer.
Eric
ketch
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The Dangers of Faceboof!!!
Posted:
8/9/2009 7:13:39 AM
That love will conquer all, and that every story has two sides. Besides this is a silly way to spend a sunday morning. I can think of much better things to do.
There's a reason why I don't have a facebook, myspace, or twitter account. I just don't have the time.
As for your problem sportychicky07, the question is do you love him enough to fight with him and for him? And does he love you enough to cry for you.
Ketch
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It must be a regional thing
Posted:
8/9/2009 7:05:22 AM
Look at florida, where your car and your wallet determine your attractiveness.
Ketch
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The Dangers of Faceboof!!!
Posted:
8/9/2009 6:59:23 AM
I note from your profile that you are separated and dating. Hmmm. Maybe he has some grounds for concern.
Ketch
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Putting the Cart before the horse
Posted:
8/8/2009 6:16:37 AM
They were married for 20 years and have lost all their skills.
Ketch
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For the men: What is a submissive woman to you? How do you define submissive women? Please, I would like to know
Posted:
8/8/2009 6:03:20 AM
Submisive is one who enjoys giving me control in part or on whole, with limits or without, in the bedroom or further.
I've been Dom for more than 20 years, and during that time I've become involved with women for who they are, not because they are submissive. Since I look for the woman first, I usually end up explaining to the woman, after the first passionate kiss, that I'm kinky and this is what I want. That kills the relationship about half of the time.
Since I like strong, intelligent, spunky women, I find this surprising.
Vanilla and Kink are two different worlds.
Ketch
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why does this happen?
Posted:
8/8/2009 5:53:12 AM
It should go both ways. If he wants you, he calls. If you want him, you call. If he doesn't answer, and you don't answer, there won't be any 'fun'.
Since he's not answering, he's not living up to half of the implied bargain. Replace him.
Ketch
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What is too easy?
Posted:
8/3/2009 8:49:29 AM
Some men work on the theory that if they ask fifty women, they will get laid once. The sad thing is that it works.
On the other hand, if he doesn't ask, then he isn't interested.
ketch
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I have only one question, WTF?!
Posted:
8/2/2009 10:02:39 AM
I gave advice once. The lady had the exact same picture on two different profiles, and the system saw fit to display those two profiles side by side.
I'm still chuckling about that.
Ketch
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Get A Room!
Posted:
8/2/2009 9:52:07 AM
office, car, bedroom, kitchen, bathroom. Hmmm. That leaves the laundry room.
Busy weekend
Ketch
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Why are women not interested in sailing?
Posted:
7/30/2009 9:10:31 PM
Not exactly on the topic. I have two daughters. As they were growing up, they were sent to classes in gymnastics, then karate. My brother practically accused me of trying to turn them into dykes.
Today, both daughters do crocheting/rugg hooking/needlepoint.
I don't know. I think it may be something inherent in the difference between the genders.
Perhaps sailing is the same way.
Last Winter I sailed to Club Marina in Cuba. On the boats there were, married couples, some with children, some guys pals, and some solitary sailors. No solitary women.
In my time in marinas in the last three years, I've only seen one case of boat with a female crew and one case of a boat with a female on her own. Well she doesn't count. She's a live aboard in Stuart, and never takes the boat away from the dock.
Ketch
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Does this drive all men nuts?
Posted:
7/30/2009 9:01:30 PM
You might want to look up a play called "Cyrano de Bergerac" It's been made into a movie twice and the basis for a modern adaptation as well.
It's right on the topic.
P.S. It doesn't turn out well
ketch
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Tim Hortons / POF Alliance
Posted:
7/30/2009 8:10:37 PM
I hope its not true. People will join POF for the coffee and the tim bits, and we'll have more players than before. Worse still all the country will join POF and that will include by Ex, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Ketch
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New Twist on a tired old question - Advice for Males :help:
Posted:
7/30/2009 8:02:36 PM
If you aren't in jeans, then dress shoes, or casual leather topped shoes.
Heh. They will spend $800 on a pair of shoes that don't fit, hurt like hell, and can't be worn in the rain. They notice shoes.
ketch
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Sweetpea
Posted:
7/25/2009 7:06:27 PM
My girl calls me sweet pea, but that is usually followed by a sarcastic comment.
Ketch
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Married Men on POF
Posted:
7/23/2009 10:53:23 AM
Heh let's not forget the married women who never plan to meet, but love the mail, or the under age ones, or joksters who create a profile just for the fun of it.
In the electronic age, there's no way to verify the truth.
Hmmmm. Maybe Aunt Mimmi's friend's daughter isn't such a bad possibility after all.
Ketch
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How to tell a man you don't like something in bed
Posted:
7/20/2009 3:51:32 PM
open mouth. Tell him.
Ketch
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Quick Question
Posted:
7/20/2009 3:50:21 PM
Come on folks. We all know that sex is for the creation of children, and the Bible fobids homosexuality (but not lesbianism) masturbation, sleeping with women during that time of the month, and spilling the seed anywhere but in the vagina (rules out bjs and hjs) and birthcontrol
For the truly devout, a sheet with a small hole for the man's parts should separate the participants.
So all of you should marry, for "It is better to marry than to burn"
LOL. Gotcha.
Ketch
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do men get more sexually perverted as they age?
Posted:
7/20/2009 3:41:51 PM
The internet, a great source for new ideas.
That and learning from the younger generation
Ketch
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role play
Posted:
7/19/2009 6:34:13 AM
Attitude is 90% of role playing. The rest costume. If you don't have the attitude, you end up looking look a little kid playing dress up.
If you're good at attitude, you can turn it one or off, in a moment. Imagine turning on the rocker chick for five seconds in the middle of the intermission at the Symphony. That would scare the bejasus out of him.
Ketch
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Question for all the older dudes
Posted:
7/18/2009 7:49:48 PM
maturity isn't something that the calendar guarantees. Wisdom doesn't come with time. It's silly to judge people by the calendar.
However, in general I avoid women under 40. It's just that they are in a different place in their life to me. They are in the middle of raising children, making a career, and frankly, I've done that, and don't need to repeat it.
Still I do know successful marriages with a spread of more than 30 years.
ketch
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stood up on my first date.
Posted:
7/18/2009 7:43:17 PM
Sorry to tell you this, but there are people on here who have no intention of going out. They are just here for kicks/laughs.
Generally they have rocking great bodies, in skimply swim suits, pictures they they found on the intenet.
Of course, some put pictures of their expensive sports car.
Then they say they are rocket scientists, or doctors.
Finally, they just don't turn up.
(If a guy sees a profile of a 21 year old model who likes older men, he should be careful. It's probably a 14 year old pimple face boy.)
Ketch
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Best cities/states for single ladies/men to find someone in.
Posted:
7/18/2009 7:38:11 PM
Haven't been in all the states. However, Florida is the worst.
Ketch
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what's with women going to the toy box instead of the real thing
Posted:
7/18/2009 7:29:50 PM
101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
19. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
22. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
23. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.
24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
25. Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent.
26. With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.
27. Afterwards, a cucumber won't: ...want to shake hands and be friends.
28. ...say, "I'll call you a cab".
29. ...tell you he's not the marrying kind.
30. ...tell you he is the marrying kind.
31. ...call his ex-wife or therapist.
32. ...take you to confession.
33. Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
34. Cucumbers won't make you go to the drugstore.
35. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
36. A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
37. A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.
38. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
39. With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
43. A cucumber won't go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
46. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
47. Cucumbers don't have sex hangups.
48. Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on.
49. Cucumbers aren't into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts.
50. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
51. You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
52. Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
53. Cucumbers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times?"
54. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair Dresser.
55. A cucumber won't want to join your sports group.
56. A cucumber never wants to improve your mind.
57. Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations.
58. Cucumbers won't ask about your Last Lover.... or speculate about your next one.
59. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
60. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
62. Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow.
63. A cucumber won't give you a hickey.
64. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night.... and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
65. Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
66. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
67. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
68. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
69. Cucumbers don't compare you to a center fold.
70. Cucumbers don't count to 10.
71. Cucumbers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
72. A cucumber will never leave you ... ...for another woman.
73. ...for another man.
74. ...for another cucumber.
75. A cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey", and then come home smelling like another woman.
76. A cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
77. You always know where a cucumber has been.
78. A cucumber never has to call "the wife".
79. Cucumbers never have mid-life crises.
80. A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
81. Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
82. You won't find out later that your cucumber ... ...is married.
83. ...is on penicillin.
84. ...likes you - but loves your brother.
85. A cucumber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
86. Cucumbers never tell you what they did on R&R.
87. A cucumber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a promotion.
88. Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
89. Cucumbers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
90. A cucumber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
91. A cucumber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
92. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
93. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
94. A cucumber won't ask to be put through Med School.
95. A cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
96. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
97. Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
98. A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
99. It's easy to drop a cucumber.
100. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
101. No matter how you slice it, you can have your cake and eat it too.
ketch
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The lonelies!
Posted:
7/18/2009 8:46:33 AM
do something different. Join a drumming circle, or Sky Dive, or take a road trip to another city.
Go to the gym, or take a walk. (Physical activity changes the blood composition and lightens mood.)
Read a book. Write a Book. (Hmmm. Read what Stephen King says about writing.)
Help out in the community. My father used to tell me "I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet."
Get a pet. A dog will add seven years to your life. A cat will add three. (Cardio workout from walking the dog.)
Ketch
ketch
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Rejection-men have been dealing with this a long time.
Posted:
7/18/2009 8:40:16 AM
Rejection is a part of life.
A published short story has usually been rejected 11 or more times. There's an author who sold his first novel after more than 400 rejections.
In sales they will tell you that for every 10 cold calls you make, you'll find one person willing to talk to you, and for every 10 people who talk to you, one will buy.
Job hunting is the same way.
Why should finding an intelligent, funny, lovable, loving, lover be any different?
What's that old saw? "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince."
Ketch
ketch
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how soon for new relationship after death of partner
Posted:
7/12/2009 10:32:22 PM
I'm sure that everyone else will tell you the same answer. There's not right answer.
The human heart is not defined by hours or minutes or days. It searches for what it needs.
And if it finds the one it wants, whether that is in an instant or in a lifetime, it is a blessed event.
To those who judge it is too soon, let them cut their skin and bleed both night and day, and perhaps, as they grow weak from loss of blood they will judge more gently.
Ketch
ketch
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but WHY do guys love it when a girl swallows?
Posted:
7/12/2009 10:22:52 PM
How would you feel if he spit out after servicing your with his tongue? Honestly.
To a man, swallowing is acceptance of him and his pleasure. If you spit him, you denigrate him, no matter what he says. You are spitting out a part of him.
I don't think this is a fundamental different between the difference between the sexes. I think it is a fundamental perception by women that they can pick and choose.
I knew a woman who told me a story. Her boyfriend wanted a blowjob. He told her that if she wouldn't do it, that some other woman would. She didn't believe him and he found another woman. It's a sad story but it is true.
Fortunately, I've found a woman who loves that taste. And I love the consequences.
Ketch
ketch
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(Buying drinks) Guys are still idiots
Posted:
7/8/2009 6:58:25 PM
Instead of going out for four nights and buying three drinks each, (4*3*5 = $60) the young bucks should call a hooker and guarantee they get sex every fourth night, instead of striking out entirely.
Alternately, we should let the ladies buy us drinks for a while.
Ah, wisdom comes with experience, and experience comes from mistakes, and I'm trying to make more mistakes than anyone else.
Ketch
ketch
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Something ALL women on pof should put in their profiles
Posted:
7/7/2009 8:18:27 PM
You should have gone to the washroom, and left before paying. That's what the smart set does.
In other words, stick her with the bill.
Ketch
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