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Joined: 10/19/2004

Msg: 18 (view)

Dirty Shanez Posted: 12/8/2004 11:44:13 AM
ladyO and bixer...you guys have really given me a good laugh...someone said it earlier...but I'll repeat it now... I'll gladly take one for the team if you feel you're not up to the rigrous activities with the "dirty sanchez"

Joined: 10/19/2004

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PENILE EUPHIMISMS Posted: 11/12/2004 6:53:53 PM
every time stands up and salutes....I feel intimidated to adress him as "Colonel"... that's really the only example of times when I've called him by name...most of the time, I refer to him as "It" "is It in?" "is It ok?" "Is It dead?"

Joined: 10/19/2004

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can anyone help me? Posted: 10/25/2004 6:48:15 PM
thanks to all of you guys... I'm going to go the route of suggesting that we date if we want to do anything...if that doesn't work...then I'll have to skip this SEX-ppurtunity... THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU GUYS...you honestly helped me so much...

Joined: 10/19/2004

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who knows who your horoscope match is?? Posted: 10/25/2004 6:43:52 PM
I know virgos get along with Virgos... can anyone help me out? Who should I date, should I have sex with, who should I avoid?

Joined: 10/19/2004

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....................IN BED... Posted: 10/25/2004 6:41:45 PM
I'm never going to that Chinese restaurant again... mine said "you will have a wild night of lighting fireworks when it ends tragically with the death of one of the midgets rubbing your feet.....IN BED"

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can anyone help me? Posted: 10/25/2004 6:10:11 AM
should I go with the absolute "no"...or should I try the dating part I mentioned...?

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Why can't you find a partner when your ready? Posted: 10/25/2004 6:00:08 AM
I FEEL YOUR PAIN... single for 6 years of wanting to go out with a girl...4 shoot downs in 6 months of when I had a girlfriend... No one seems to have a perfect explanation...I think the best one I've heard is that you carry yourself differently when you have a significant other...you act more confidently, etc...and that affects other's opinions of you on a subconcious level... whatever the reason...it's a pain in the a**

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can anyone help me? Posted: 10/25/2004 5:43:39 AM
Ok, so I have a friend...she's more like my best friend...we've done stuff in the past...nothing more than a hearty make-out session...and no more than a couple of times...and with minimal awkwardness afterwards... she's hinting at sex... For once...I don't want to...well...sort of... I honestly believe that having sex with a BEST friend is not healthy for the friendship...I've done it before...and it did not have a happy ending... I would date her, so I want to tell her that I'd prefer not to do anything unless we're in a relationship... is this a stupid move, or a safe move? Honestly, I would love the sex...but if having none meant a guarantee that the friendship would stay healthy, I can do without it... any advice, anyone?

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My penis is much inclined on left side ! Posted: 10/25/2004 5:34:05 AM
wow...is masturbation would bend it certain ways...why hasn't mine bent around full circle? does this make me Superman?

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WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX???????? Posted: 10/24/2004 5:46:16 PM
the freakiest place I've ever had sex would have to be the same place where you decided to ravage and decimate the spelling of the English language...

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most times in one day... Posted: 10/23/2004 8:10:13 PM
Cedric...you really crack me up...

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most times in one day... Posted: 10/23/2004 6:33:56 PM
yeah...a "those were the days" moment inspired me to start this thread

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FIRST TIME Posted: 10/23/2004 6:32:39 PM
oh c'mon...I don't know about other people...but reading these forums since I joined a few days ago...it would be very hard for someting to bother me

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most times in one day... Posted: 10/23/2004 6:30:33 PM
whoa...sweet...I "beat" someone...

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most times in one day... Posted: 10/23/2004 6:26:31 PM
I just thought of something...let's add something to this question... not only how many times in a day... but how many times in a 24-hour period? Earlier I meant "day" as the time you awake to when you go to sleep at night... for me...24-hour period is like 13

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most times in one day... Posted: 10/23/2004 6:21:52 PM
I feel your pain... 8 times and my penis grew vocal chords just for the purpose of screaming in pain

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most times in one day... Posted: 10/23/2004 6:14:40 PM
what's the most sex you've had in one day? Like, number of times you started and finished... Mine is 8...and I feel like a champ...however, that's sure to not last long with all of you people on here...

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FIRST TIME Posted: 10/23/2004 6:12:56 PM
my first time was kind of strange...I didn't know what I was doing...and she was a virgin as well...at first, it was pretty lame...she was in pain and I was going limp... but we ended up getting everything down right...and we continued to then have sex about 3-4 times a day...many days we'd have more...I think we got kinda sex hungry... I'm estimating that my girlfriend and I had sex about 40+ times in a four week period...I don't know if that's a lot compared to other people on here...or just in general...but...man was it fun...

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Re: What Are YOU Wearing Today? Posted: 10/21/2004 8:43:21 PM
black dickies pants, plain black t-shirt and low-top converse... I'm dark and mysterious...can't you tell?

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Would You Rather? - II Posted: 10/21/2004 8:41:37 PM
be? Or date? Over for both... anal, or vaginal...

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What's your latest fantasy or daydream? Posted: 10/21/2004 8:38:23 PM
I want to bang the be-jesus out of this woman at work...she's a thirty-something mother of two...but OOOHHHHHH MAAANNNNN........ I'd go for it...if it wasn't for the fact that I know she'd think I'm too young... it's a bummer, man

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youngest person? Posted: 10/21/2004 3:31:44 PM
same with me...my ex turned 16 last week and I turned 19 two months ago

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one night stand bad?? Posted: 10/21/2004 3:12:49 PM
I whole-heartedly agree

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Sex- Never Ending Story Posted: 10/21/2004 2:00:53 PM
to reveal a penis bigger than yours!!!!!!!

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Sex- Never Ending Story Posted: 10/21/2004 12:21:49 PM
ok, ok...even though that was insulting me...that was pretty hilarious... I'll be nicer in the future, I promise...

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THONGS!!! Posted: 10/21/2004 12:11:19 PM
this is the most awesome thread I have ever seen \m/ >_<

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Sex- Never Ending Story Posted: 10/21/2004 12:03:49 PM
, I opened it, hoping to see that lovely woman from the elevator...but all I saw was a paper bag of dog-sh*t with the note...."I'm on the 69th floor!"....

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