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the ____________ erection company Posted: 10/24/2012 6:55:30 AM
Safe Reliable Building Erections. We aim to please

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Traveling Solo Posted: 4/10/2012 11:22:00 PM
I am heading to Costa Rica next week and I think this is the place to ask for suggestions...accomodations, food suggestions, fun things to do. Travelling solo and meeting up with friend around Liberia. Any ideas?

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parrot Posted: 2/3/2012 9:26:39 PM
Parrot jokes hey Parrot lives most of his life in a house of ill repute (hooker house) but when the house changes owners the parrot is given to one of the local families. Generally he is a friendly parrot so he says hello to his new family. When the Mom walks in he says my name is Paul Parrot. Whats your name? Jane introduces herself. The kids come in and get introduced to their new bird and when the door opens again the parrot says Oh hi Bill. Good to see you again. I am guessing Bill was in trouble

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Death Posted: 1/1/2012 7:17:27 AM
Whenever someone is talking about age or birthdays or such my reply generally is this, I don't mind my age because I don't like the alternative to aging.

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Things said on a first date.......... Posted: 1/1/2012 7:12:14 AM
Said on online chat I have a std so we couldn't have sex but could satisfy each other orally. Hmmm I am thinking what can't go in the hoo ha sure as h#$k isn't going in the mouth. I am weird that way.

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Geothermal energy in bc Posted: 12/27/2011 9:40:32 PM
In Salmon Arm there are a few neighborhoods that are heated and cooled by geo. It does seem more feasible for more than one house. My brother installed it in his house and made it more affordable by digging the trenches with his own backhoe.. I have the pipes installed in my basement concrete and plan to use geo. by running the water into a heat exchanger and thru the floor then run the excess water outside into a drywell. It is a cheaper way to go that I can do because I have a huge supply of water. It is still a lot of money to set up but I dont like being dependant on big money making institutions.

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Crystalline Fructose Posted: 11/18/2011 12:03:54 AM
stevia is good and natural but artificial sweeteners can be used to kill ants sooo... cant be good for us. im thinking that a bit of real sugar or pure maple syrup that is full of minerals may be good

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Quotes that you think sum you up. Posted: 11/17/2011 8:16:08 AM
Aging .........manditory Maturing.........optional my personal answer to aging is I like birthdays because I don't like the other option to no more birthdays. I'm not overweight I am undertall. I was supposed to be 6' tall.

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Girls Having Lunch... Posted: 11/2/2011 10:50:07 PM
Good one thanks for the belly laugh What's the difference between a wife a lover and a hooker? The hooker says faster the lover says harder and the wife says ... beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

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more blonde jokes Posted: 10/31/2011 11:13:23 PM
Thanks I got a few good chuckles 92 year old virgin goes to her dr, and says doc. I think I have crabs. The doc says I dont think so but I will check it out. He checks her out and says I have some good news and bad news. The good news is you dont have crabs the bad news is your cherry is fermented and you have fruitflies. not a blonde joke but...

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more blonde jokes Posted: 10/27/2011 6:34:26 AM
Why don't blonde witches wear panties? Better grip on their broom. Thank you sooo much for this thread. I feel like I should send you a cheque for the therapy. I'll resist that though.

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 10/27/2011 12:23:07 AM
Whats round and red and has seven dents in it? Snow Whites cherry....

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 10/27/2011 12:20:25 AM
Two hillbillies are eating in a restaurant when a lady starts choking at another table. One of the guys gets up and says dont worry i know how to do this. He asks the lady Can ya swallow ? She shakes her head no,,, Are ya chokin? She nods yes... He promptly lifts her dress and licks her in the @$$. She chokes out the food and slaps the hillbilly in the face and sits back down in her chair. The hillbilly goes back to his table and sits down and his friend says I'll be I aint never seen that hind lick maneuver work before.

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creepy men/women on pof who just want to bug you Posted: 10/17/2011 7:09:10 AM
I actually joined POF because i met a really incredible guy in real life who was on this and thought that if he was on there has to be more great people. I have met some nice people and chatted with a few BUT have had some real creepers....three who decided to show me their little head when masturbating on webcam ( i have a laptop and by the time their thing is in the little window it is not too impressive either way....just sayin) had to learn how to block and now dont use webcam. One from my town whose third question was what was my bra size saying he wanted to come over and knew people who knew me...actually said name of guy I went to school with and is a neighbor....holy crap yikes. The one who made me stop doing POF was supposedly a local guy who kept wanting me to phone and when he phoned me his was a Texas number....a long ways from Canada. When I called him on it his profile disappeared.

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Top ten reasons to date a fat guy Posted: 10/13/2011 5:21:20 AM
My favorite weight line is I'm not overweight I'm undertall if I was 6'2 I would be perfect. Another good one is I'm on two diets...one doesnt give me enough food. or...I'm not overweight I am vertically challenged.

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hilarious...thanks Posted: 10/6/2011 8:50:52 PM
Whats round and red and has seven dents in it? Snow Whites cherry

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Punchlines Posted: 10/5/2011 5:39:02 AM
Snow Whites cherry

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Punchlines Posted: 10/4/2011 6:58:39 AM
I've got good news and bad news you don't have crabs your cherry has fermented and you have fruitflies

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 9/25/2011 11:12:22 PM
The best joke I've ever heard. A 92 year old virgin goes to her doctor and says i don't know for sure doc but i think i have crabs. The doc says I don't think so but I'll check it out. He checks her out and says well Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is your cherry has fermented and you've got fruitflies.

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