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DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

Msg: 67 (view)

Just had my first sex message Posted: 11/22/2012 12:47:11 PM
Yeah got a few message from "couples" about having sex with the wife and a few gay men wanting to meet me for oral. Never took the offer though of course :)

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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What do men really want in a lass? Posted: 11/22/2012 12:40:26 PM
We want sex and if a woman's personality is up to par we might want to have sex with that woman for the rest of our life.

DLSituation

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Are the British press using 'scaremongering' tactics about Euro 2012? Posted: 5/30/2012 3:57:40 PM
Lmao, from reading a few comments here being white seems pretty hard in Europe at the moment. Aww bless you poor souls lol whatever next

DLSituation

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Pointless Pictures Posted: 5/6/2012 2:17:27 PM
You guys complain too much, you're ignoring the real issues, the one that affect us all and that is "average weight"

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Makes you cringe yet makes you laugh Posted: 4/19/2012 3:02:57 PM
Women in action movies who weigh like 80 lbs beating up guys who weigh like 250

DLSituation

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Why get my number if you ain't gonna call? Posted: 4/19/2012 12:51:57 PM
Takes a lot of effort dialing those numbers though.

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Kids on profile photos - real danger or fear mongering? Posted: 4/19/2012 5:30:56 AM
TV commercials with kids are a problem as well, men can't control themselves so they might do something while they watch it also I think all men should be blind at birth so they don't cause any trouble to children but to be honest i'd want a ban on children entirely, If not then the perverts win.

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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do usernames put you off? Posted: 4/18/2012 6:40:35 AM
my username initials and the name of a character in jersey shore, a lot gay people message me though, don't know why

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Mending a broken heart Posted: 4/15/2012 10:11:33 AM
Dwell on, call her everyday of every min, go to her house and sing songs at her window, tell her you're going to end your life if she doesn't take you back. If all else fail....man up

DLSituation

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the Pictures above the forums page seem to be Posted: 4/14/2012 4:52:24 PM
Never been to Brighton but that 28 year old up there makes me want to

DLSituation

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Phone scams?? Posted: 4/14/2012 10:37:52 AM
Wow that sounds fun never had that phone call before sadly

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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POF in real life Posted: 4/11/2012 2:14:14 PM
That's really sweet, hopefully it works out.

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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The Approach Posted: 4/10/2012 5:29:42 PM
"You, me date...i'll let you sort out the details" it works 50% of the time, 25% no response and other 25% messages calling me a creep

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Do we date too easily? Posted: 4/10/2012 4:42:03 PM
Women can date easier...I mean when you're bored and alone who better to hang out with then the stranger you met on the internet. Get with the times ladies

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Women Marrying 'beneath their social status' Posted: 4/10/2012 3:12:30 PM
^ Hahhahahaha that was beautiful

DLSituation

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Do we date too easily? Posted: 4/10/2012 12:31:09 PM
Cyber dates on webcams sounds fun! Have a dinner together at the same, imagine that

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Are people sometimes too specific in what they are after? Posted: 4/8/2012 5:51:35 AM
I think its great, even fat ugly women have a certain level of standards, why settle?!

DLSituation

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Is there anything about yourself that annoys you? Posted: 4/6/2012 10:21:33 AM
My charm, don't know but it bugs me...why must I be so adorable

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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expensive anti ageing creams Posted: 4/5/2012 5:52:34 PM
Dont even see the point in those things, they don't even work...besides If i ever go out with a older woman I want to see some wrinkles, stretch marks and all that good stuff

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Karen Matthews released Posted: 4/5/2012 3:20:57 PM
Don't know anything about this but when I read this "more expense for the tax payer" I laughed, just reminds me of a daily mail reader

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Unsuitable partners Posted: 4/3/2012 12:49:11 PM
There's a special name for those people, two words one begin with F and the other with B

DLSituation

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sexiest man in the world ever.... (well this year)? Posted: 4/3/2012 12:13:00 PM
Sexiest man every year would be Pacman Jones

DLSituation

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Saturdays.. Posted: 3/31/2012 5:10:12 PM
Saturdays = Football Manager game time

DLSituation

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Question for Ladies (& Guys) What you can 'get away with' stating on your profile? Posted: 3/31/2012 4:34:13 PM
I saw a good one "No Spurs fan please" It was the most beautiful thing ever

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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facebook whats the deal? Posted: 3/31/2012 4:09:32 PM
I use to be obsessed with facebook because I use to love gossip, to see who and who are going out and who broke up, It use to be funny then people started begging others to comment and like their status. Have had it deactivated for around 2 years now, and I'm happy though some people go funny with you because you don't have it...

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Not quite perfect? Posted: 3/31/2012 3:22:12 PM
I can understand it, I love green eyes, I would never date a bluey, just my personal preference, I think people with green eyes are more attractive(to me) and i understand the weight thing too, for me it is fat but not too fat...

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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'Babe', punctuation, and one-liners - what irritates you? Posted: 3/31/2012 2:01:31 PM
For me its "peng" I don't know where it came from but when I moved here from New York and started meeting new people I heard people say it a lot "he's peng, you're peng, she's peng" It really grind my gears

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Wearing the burka in the UK. Posted: 3/31/2012 9:42:58 AM
I personally find it horrible, I want to see legs and asses If I want to see darkness I'll look in the mirror. I don't like it

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Who are the poor ? Posted: 3/28/2012 7:31:09 AM
Who are the poor? The ones who can't get a man/woman to date them due to lack of income. Sound so much like me, the lack income part

DLSituation

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Friendship that turns sour Posted: 3/27/2012 12:49:05 PM
This is quite common really, a friend of mine is moving to Coventry to be with a girl he's known for a few months to live with her and her children. It's sad but you want them to be happy, though a phone call and text would help, If shes worth as much to you as you seem to think fight for her and tell her how you feel...maybe she'll make the effort. But who knows with women

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Would you put it in your mouth if you knew it had been with someone else? Posted: 3/26/2012 5:33:48 PM
No. I have to clean the toilet seat thoroughly when I use it. I can't even turn the lights off without putting something over the light switch because I'm afraid of germs

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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What really makes you feel good? Posted: 3/26/2012 5:17:22 PM
Probably exploding my life energy into or on someone else. Its like a huge relief washing over them in an awesome wave.

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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@Would you date someone famous? Posted: 3/26/2012 5:06:30 PM
That was probably one of the worst movies I've seen. It could have been better If the actor was better, but regardless....I'd still sell my soul for her

DLSituation

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@Would you date someone famous? Posted: 3/26/2012 5:00:54 PM
I'd sell my soul to date christina hendricks

DLSituation

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Kissing Posted: 3/19/2012 6:20:45 AM
I love kissing even when it doesn't lead to sex, the only time I hate kissing is If the person I'm kissing is a smoker.

DLSituation

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Nights Out. Posted: 3/18/2012 2:35:52 PM
Night outs? Eww

DLSituation

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Happy Mothersday Posted: 3/18/2012 8:38:24 AM
Its always mothersday for me i love may mummy

DLSituation

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What Do You Think About People Not on Facebook? Posted: 2/28/2012 2:24:05 PM
I deactivated mine a year ago, and haven't missed it at all

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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not above size 12 Posted: 2/28/2012 4:47:24 AM
Obviously fat in the photos but average body type on the profile. I love me some fatties every now and then but not the ones in denial!

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Has the recession/ cost of living caused you to change what you do for entertainment. Posted: 2/27/2012 4:31:27 AM
I've started to illegally download a lot less because of the amount of GB I've been using

DLSituation

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Booty call or not?? Posted: 2/26/2012 6:00:14 PM
Like taking candy from a baby who gave you the candy

DLSituation

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Booty call or not?? Posted: 2/26/2012 2:31:02 PM
wow wish more girls were like this, would make things so easy

DLSituation

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A little advice Posted: 2/26/2012 5:30:22 AM
Maybe the conversation wasn't going anywhere, people can do so little talking over text sometimes, not saying its impossible but some people are better at it than others (it being holding a conversation over text)

DLSituation

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Riots in Rochdale Posted: 2/24/2012 4:05:25 AM
I think everyone should be patriotic about their country or their people but it shouldn't be at the dethronement of others. A lot of people do it, I.E "Our country was the best but now its not and its your fault!" or "America is amazing but France sucks" For some reason people always feel the need to belittle someone else for them to feel superior in some way. I think English people should be proud of their history because they've had an amazing history.

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Riots in Rochdale Posted: 2/23/2012 2:58:59 PM
Ok, that's understandable. Hopefully it doesn't go too far.

DLSituation

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Riots in Rochdale Posted: 2/23/2012 2:53:57 PM
I don't get what's going on, are they upset they aren't allowed to prey on children? Or are they angry at the men who were growing them?

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Heel pain Posted: 2/23/2012 2:41:52 PM
Don't wear heels, personally I never found heels attractive...don't know why

DLSituation

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north/ south divide Posted: 2/23/2012 1:43:18 PM
I'd never reject you <3 I'm not even from England but I always feel offended when people talk about Southern England, Its like you're "dissing" my country or something as for the topic I've never been far North so I wouldn't know about that.

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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Duck Face Posted: 2/23/2012 12:13:15 AM
Yeah you see it a lot on facebook, one of the many reason why deactivating facebook for me was a good call

DLSituation

Joined: 11/1/2010

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POF is a 'play' site Posted: 2/22/2012 11:09:55 AM
That's a lie! I haven't even dated anyone from this site yet god dammit!

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