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slow_hand_001

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Anyone know if I can trace a stolen laptop via Skype? Posted: 9/24/2009 12:06:20 AM
You can NOT get EXACT locations by doing a whois on an IP address by yourself. The original post that was in response to the OP was perfectly on track, no need to call people retards for speaking the truth. Perhaps I should be so rude and call you a retard for your poor grammar and call out the false information you've provided.... But I won't, well, too late I suppose. Anyway! Ohhh hell yeah! yeah, I got a kick outta that too...lol The majority of today's so called hackers are really just script kiddies who think double-clicking something qualifies them as a hacker (usually easy to tell difference b/c script kiddies like to brag about being a 'hacker'). Not necessarily. Too many open networks that laptop theives log into. If the IP address is traced it may not necessarily be where the laptop is.

slow_hand_001

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could you live without your tv Posted: 9/24/2009 12:02:26 AM
Could I live without a TV Absolutely not. However will I watch College football and NFL sundays ? World cup soccer is next year...no TV, someone please shoot me immediately.

slow_hand_001

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Can I collect unemployment if I get fired due to do poor job performance? Posted: 9/23/2009 11:59:48 PM
I have been written up twice already for poor job performance....next one means termination. So if I get fired, will I be able to collect unemployment insurance? So if I am to understand you completely you would like to get paid to do less of what you are doing ? God Bless America.

slow_hand_001

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Is antivirus neccessay with firewall? Posted: 9/15/2009 11:13:02 PM
Worst mistake I ever made. I survived with firewall for a long time but when one insiduous **stard crept in it completely devastated my system. The question is wether to fork over cash for virus. I have flown safely for several years with ACG which is free. You can pay for it but the free version has worked perfectly. I would strongly recomend you do not operate without virus protection. Then again I visit many dubious sites.

slow_hand_001

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Re: Why do women post pictures of their breasts in thier profile? Posted: 9/8/2009 8:26:50 PM
I am sure that 99% of men throwing around words like "tacky", "whore", "slut" have visited a strip club. I guess its okay when your paying to watch but when its free its just terrible. Enjoy the titty and move on. Also interesting that those women have like ten million admirers / favourites but a regular chick has like 2.

slow_hand_001

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Men and FB not FWB arrangements Posted: 8/29/2009 3:49:41 AM
Staying the night is optional.... No kiss goodbye.... No call the next day..... Such relationships are doomed to fail. Only ones I have ever seen work is where both parties have something to loose i.e, they both have other partners ( married ) .

slow_hand_001

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IS it me or should HIP HOP be DEAD YET? Posted: 8/29/2009 3:47:06 AM
Personally I dont understand people who complain about a certain genre of music be it Hip Hop, Rap, country, techno etc. Listen to what you like. There is tons upon tons of music out there. If hip hop is dead for you, its alive for someone else. All music has become disposable. It is extremely difficult to find good music in any genre nowadays. It has always been a fact at least to me that most of the songs that make it to the charts are some of the worst on any given CD ( regardless of genre ). Artists make a record and are simply asked ( demanded of by their record company ) to make some type of crossover hit for radio and voila, you get your Kiss Kiss, umbrella's and Yah trick Yah's. If you are depending on radio for listening tips then good luck. Half the shit I used to play in the club used to drive me banana's. That 10 minute cha cha slide that people cant seem to understand is not cool.

slow_hand_001

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Why are Americans so Anti Socialist? Posted: 8/25/2009 8:36:42 PM
Lets debate the merits of socialism over capitalism with respect to US health care, social assistance and economic policy. I think you will see that what you have sucks and that a socialist leaning policy shift will put your nation back on the map as a civilized place to live. A most assanine statement if I ever heard one. Leave us alone with our big screen TV's and 2 miles per gallon SUV's.

slow_hand_001

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Were the police's action's justified in this case? Posted: 8/25/2009 8:30:48 PM
Totally uncool, could probably have talked her down. Justified as per police protocol, maybe, legal, sure, but police work should not be all about brute force.

slow_hand_001

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The N Word Still Used in 2009! Posted: 7/3/2009 1:15:37 PM
I think you need to look at the racial makeup of this country before you complain about what you don't have. Blacks are 12.8% of the population. Let's extrapolate this out: Kind sir, please read my entire post and analyze it. I am not complaining but merely addressing a point someone made. But yet you feel it is totally acceptable to label something as Black only? Seems like a double standard to me. Once again, reading is fundamental. Lets not argue for the sake of arguing.

slow_hand_001

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Australian TV Posted: 7/2/2009 3:21:53 PM
Grabbed Tale of two cities episodes 1-13 on Mininova. Will watch it back to back on the weekend. I hope its as fully charged as the first series.

slow_hand_001

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Australian TV Posted: 7/2/2009 12:08:38 AM
Do they ( sequel and Prequel ) go by the same name ? I would love to get my hands on those and hope they are as good. I dont know what region Australia is, US is region one so hopefully I can get some region one DVD's or hack my player.

slow_hand_001

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Australian TV Posted: 7/1/2009 11:55:42 PM
I downloaded an aussie series "underbelly" and I must say even the sopranos does not come close tp that. I dont know if Australians were as impressed but all my friends were completely blown away. Excellent. I wish the US had more shows like that on primetime, language and nudity included.

slow_hand_001

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TMZ Reporting Jackson Nor Rowe are the biological parents Posted: 7/1/2009 11:39:24 PM
Enough with the Jackson stories. The man was an extremely talented entertainer and I for one will forever cherish the music. All this other stuff, his kids, wills, neverlend, debt etc has no direct effect on our lives. There have been like a million specials since last thursday, 48 hours, primetime, dateline, etc. Enough with it. Is it that when we see someone els's dirty laundry it makes ours look only slightly stained ?

slow_hand_001

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Would you ever buy a high mileage car? Posted: 7/1/2009 5:53:58 PM
There are 118,000 miles on the odometer and the sticker price is $9,100. My second vehicle was a 92 honda prelude I purchased with 150K miles and was sadly totalled at 345K miles. If the car is pristine mileage is irrelevant. A honda or Acura can last forever when taken care of. I drove that thing across the US and into Canada so many times and it never let me down.

slow_hand_001

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The N Word Still Used in 2009! Posted: 7/1/2009 5:48:05 PM
Why is there a Black Entertainment Television and a Black Students Association? What if there was a White Students Association? I thing you need to wake up and smell the Fava beans. 99% of Television IS white entertainment television. Just because you throw in a black actor here and there does not balance it. As far as white students association, the entire white greek system is a white students association and it goes without saying that blacks are not welcome there which is why black students formed their own frats. Something does not have to be labelled white in order for it to be white only. Back to the original post, I personally cannot stand that word especially when I hear it 15 times in a 20 word sentence. Same goes for calling women ****es.

slow_hand_001

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80's music is the bestest evah! Posted: 7/1/2009 5:41:39 PM
The only thing I like about the eighties was Chicago house remixes of mainstreem music. People like Steve Silk Hurley, todd terry etc took regular tracks and turned them into anthems. Nowadays a house remix is mostly an annoying 140 BPM version of an already annoying song.

slow_hand_001

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In my opinion..... Posted: 7/1/2009 5:37:30 PM
nobody is owed anything by white people today, simply because, through historical happenstance, we have advantages through no control of our own That's not good enough for asking innocents today to sacrifice for the crimes of others. Its not a matter of you personally oweing something unless you are a company that benefited from free labor. The issue of reparations is complicated and when brough up the main factors are confirming through records those companies that are still in business today that benefited immensely from free labor. There were many slave owners but it is not realistic to go door to door interupting Mr Smiths pot roast and saying " hey, your great great great grand daddy had some slaves so we are here to collect XYZ dollars. The target in mind is the major violators, tobacco companies, soft drink manufacturers ( I will leave out names here because I do not wish to engage in another argument ) etc. If a company made billions because they did not pay a few hundred thousands or millions in labor costs then in all fairness asking that company today to pay up is not exactly unfair.

slow_hand_001

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In my opinion..... Posted: 7/1/2009 4:26:49 PM
It doesn't matter because these transgressions have absolutely no moral, ethical, behavioral, or culpable reflection, whatsoever, on modern individuals who did not participate in these transgressions. C'mon guy, you know thats not entirely true. As far as moral and ethical maybe, behavioral is another thing altogether. History laid the ground for a lot of todays behavior. Where you live, go to school, shop, party etc. As far as benefiting from the transgressions of their forefathers its in your face everyday. There is a silent caste system in this country even among whites so you really cant say history has no bearing on today. Its entirely possible for someone born black to get it together and succeed and many do but you have to agree that the scales are not always balanced in the opportunities available. That being said I am not here to accuse anyone of anything. I really could care less what someone thinks about me ( this is not addressed directly at anyone). You are entitled to your opinion. I know my own shortcomings. I will not waste my time concerned about what anyone thinks about me because at the end of the day we all have our own problems. I merely observe and many times laugh hysterically at ignorance. If we both work the same job, earn the same ammount, live in the same neighboorhood, you can lie to yourself all day that your skin somehow elevates you above me and this in itself is what stunts growth. Once again, this is addressed to no one directly because those who harbor such views know themselves.

slow_hand_001

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Has anyone seen S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford? Hes gone Missing Posted: 7/1/2009 2:57:30 PM
Looks like he really likes being on top of the news. At least jis wife did not stand by his side looking all silly like other wives of busted politicians.

slow_hand_001

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Criminal Defense Attorneys Posted: 7/1/2009 1:35:14 PM
I am sensible, law-abiding, and pretty much of a homebody. I don't go to bars. I tip well when I go out to eat. If that were the standrad by which we judge all inocent people then your post makes sense. I think you have reached the point where you are arguing simply for the sake of arguing and I would hope you never serve jury duty because it seems your mind is made up already that anyone in court is guilty. Lets lock them up, throw away the key and if we can squeeze in the time execute them a few minutes after sentencing. Lets see if we can find some other professions.... The doctor who wont perform a complicated operation because the patient has no insurance coverage. I mean its only his time. What does that make the doctor ? I have posted a few on this topic but this will be my last as OP will not be swayed. Whatever beef she has with lawyers is personal and no ammount of persuasion will change her mind.

slow_hand_001

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Southpark favorite episode Posted: 6/30/2009 11:41:44 PM
Hands down it has to be when kyle took a poop in the urinal and mr mackie completely lost his cool as he tried to solve who took deucie in the urinal. What did he call it...chocolate hot dog ? Of worthy note are When Hillary clinton had a bomb in her and also when cartman was dog the bounty hunter.

slow_hand_001

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Criminal Defense Attorneys Posted: 6/30/2009 10:13:37 PM
First of all, I will not be charged with a crime. Secondly, because I work, I would be required to pay for my defense if such a situation happened. I don't rob, rape pillage nor plunder. I go to work, pay my bills, do not steal, and take good care of my dog. I am sure you are a law abiding sensible individual but life can deal you horrible cards. Do you remember The McMartin preschool trial. Up until they were found innocent ( and many people may still think them guilty ) what would you think of the lawyer defending them. Do you remeber the lindbergh trial ? Chances are such a thing will never happen to you and I do hope it never does. Lawyers are there to balance the system. Many guily are defended and even freed but there is a high percentage of those who have been innocent and sent to lock up. Life is not as black and white as it seems. Take minimum sentancing for example. A first time caddict being locked up for 25-life. What good does that do.

slow_hand_001

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Thanks to Michael Bay... Posted: 6/30/2009 9:44:28 PM
People take these things too seriously and michael bay is laughing all the way to the bank . The movie was a litle long but all the kids seemed to enjoy it immensely. I beleive anyone over 12 complaining about transformers has way too much time on their hands.

slow_hand_001

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Criminal Defense Attorneys Posted: 6/30/2009 9:39:51 PM
The criminals are entiltled to the best legal defense possible, but if you were helping to keep criminals on the street could you look yourself in the mirror or would you throw spears at another person, justifying that you are just making a living and merely providing the best defense to which that criminal is entitled? I think I read a post where you stated you have a profession in law enforcement but I may be wrong and that might register your distaste for criminal attorneys. Bottom line is nobody needs a lawyer until they need a lawyer. Lawyers are in place to ensure, or at least try to, that innocent people are not locked up. I am sure those imprisoned wrongfully wish they had a better lawyer. The law is there to make sure the better good is served even if many many bad apples also survive through brilliant lawyering. Women stoned for suspiccion of udultery probably in their dying breath wished they were in a country that provided a legal system with lawyers. If we take away the lawyers then the average man becomes judge and jury.

slow_hand_001

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In my opinion..... Posted: 6/30/2009 9:17:40 PM
Canada and America belongs to the people that built it into the nations they are today and that was WHITES! Unpaid slaves had nothing to do with it. They were just lazy bums who enjoyed an occasional whipping or two. Oh damn any reparations. Candaians are excused here. not making this up all you have to do is type it in a serach engine and read it for yourself that is if you weren't so god damn lazy That kind of mentality is perceived by masses of poor whites, often half starved themselves yet living and having their being in the happy thought that they are members of the white conquering race and that the once enslaved Blacks among them are living evidence of their own superiority. And by the way kind sir, typing things in a search engine will net you about 99% nonesense. Back in the day we did proper research. Nowadays many people are just comfortable stateing the rants of some unbalanced lunatic as fact. Yes there are some, many in fact, black folk who can not stand white people and as many white folk have pointed out in this topic, everyone is entitled to free speech. I think that everyone is entitled to a fair shake be it jobs, promotions, school etc but many forget that if you had willingly allowed minorities into your establishments, there would be no such things as affirmative action. Thing is all this equality is for the birds. Either someone likes you or they dont so black people we also need to fix our own shit. No point bussing your kid to the burbs for school when our own shit is completely broken. We try so hard to force ourselves down white folks throats when we can apply that energy into building our own things. If someone does not want you somewhere, you may force yourself in and smile cheerfully on the company pics with your ridiculous bow tie but you will never belong. Someone stated the Klan have a right to march down the street but failed to comment on the clans other extracaricular activities. The Klan is not a bunch of cheerfull characters who engage in harmless horseplay from time to time. I guess because they voted for Obama in Nebraska we can excuse them. Oh wait, they stated in no uncertain terms would they allow a woman to lead them. I hear that nonesense all the time. But the blacks have BET, we would loose our minds if there was WET ( white entertainment television ). In the meantime every channel is white entertainment tv with some sprinklings of color here and there. We must keep up the equality appearance. Truth be told the younger white generation may be more accomodating. But its also funny that ( and I may catch some heat for this ) , a white guy in black company never looks as uncomfortable as a black guy in white company. The black guy always trys too hard to act like he's having a hell of a good time. White chicks just dont give a damn. My ex fiancee ( yes, I am capable of commitment ) became too free with the N word one time, knowing how much I hate that word, resulting in me ejecting the Master P Cd she was singing along to ( this was a while back - make em say ahhhh ) and flinging it out the window on the I-80. I got a $ 50 ticket for littering thanks to a sharp eyed trooper. I personally plan to have a child with every race. Unlike madonna I intend to participate fully. Yes ladies, I am now takeing applications .Do my part for world peace. White people, I dont hate you. I have learned to live through the ignorant ones I come across. One shining moment I was walking down a walk way and two old white ladies were walking towards me. They inconspicuously crossed the road, moved in a semi circle and once past me returned to the walkway. I just turned around and shouted, "Hey, If I wanted to rob you do you think that little detour would have helped ?" The looks on their faces were priceless. Also one good thing is that when I walk into the bank, my service is swift and without error. As soon as I set foot in, "hey, how are you doing, right this way sir." They dont want top antagonize the negroe. Thank you black skin. I personally dont care for things such as affirmative action. Sad that they were necessary. If I ever found out I was hired or advanced in some way to balance some equal opportunity action, I would quit on the spot. Black people, the powers that be have no reason or inclination to do more than make token concessions from time to time , thus quietining "noisy leaders" but never changeing the inferior situation of the masses. Grab your own balls and do something. Own something. Take it by sheer will and determination.

slow_hand_001

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Shaq to Clev...LeBron Cant claim He's the Greatest Posted: 6/25/2009 3:19:47 PM
LeBron IS the greatest player in the game today .....NO. Lebron is all brute and no finesse. Kobe is by far a better player. Consider thre point shooting, free throw shooting rebounds and assists and Lebron does not even come close to Kobe.

slow_hand_001

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USA vs BRASIL - Will the US prevail ? Posted: 6/25/2009 1:51:44 PM
The united states locked down the defence vs Spain and I personally think Spain after not loosing an international match for the past 3 years had dismissed the US as an inconvenient bump in the road. Sunday 1.30 PM USA faces Brasil ( I know its spelled Brazil but for soccer we shall stick to Brasil ) and I think Brasil will not make the same mistake as Spain. The US has fielded a good team and there must be some extremely pissed of Spaniards who cannot fathom how the yanks pulled that one off. Brasil was given a run for their money by South Africa and will need to step their game up, less with the dribbling, more with the shots on goal. I think the US looses this one but time will tell.

slow_hand_001

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There are no active mixer devices available Posted: 6/16/2009 11:34:26 PM
This has been the most annoying thing ever. I have been to all the so called guru websites and tried everything. If anyone has a fix let me know. I have tried the most common suggestions below and they dont work so please dont suggest them. ___________________________________________________ Most common fix suggested 1. ( Did Not Work ) Go to Start --> Run, and type in services.msc. A window will pop up with a list of services. Scroll down to Windows Audio. Right-click and click on Properties. Make sure that "Startup type" is set to automatic. Also, make sure, under "Service status," start is selected. __________________________________________________ Most Common fix suggested 2. ( did not work ) searching for machine.inf then copy to temp directory. remove at about line 20 beneath [Control Flags]the words " ExcludeFromSelect=* " go to control panel, add new hardware, next (let it seach), yes hardware is connected, next, scroll to bottom, add new hardware device, next, install from list, next, select system devices, next, select have disk, point to amended copy of machine.inf in temp directory, scroll to "plug and play software device enumerator" in right hand column, next and complete install. ___________________________________________ These are my specs Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3 (build 2600) SYSTEM MODEL VIA Technologies, Inc. P4M266-8235 MAIN CIRCUIT BOARD Board: P4M266-8235 Bus Clock: 100 megahertz BIOS: Phoenix Technologies, LTD 6.00 PG 11/19/2002 Anyone with a fix would be highly appreciated.

slow_hand_001

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A happening of Calamities - Chapter 1. Posted: 6/13/2009 5:50:16 PM
The reverend Zachary Talford hummed quietly to himself. His life was great. A man in his position was truly and eternally thankful to the almighty. Only a year ago he was teaching Sunday school. Now he was the man in charge, the decision maker, respected, revered. His ascension had not been without scandal. His predecessor, reverend Tolbart had had the unfortunate luck of being on the reverse end of a police sting and landing as star player and actor on the infamous TV show, "To catch a predator". Lured by promises of illicit sex, Tolbart had communicated with whom he thought was a young teenage girl. His obscene rendezvous with the temptress Lolita of his warped dreams had been rudely interrupted by Chris Hansen and camera men eager to explore his intentions. As Hansen read a particularly transcript heavy on the graphic bondage from the myspace communications ,Tolbart had fled from the house only to be be apprehended by Omaha Police lurking outside in the bushes like giant spiders. After an uninspired foot chase that lasted all of fifteen feet Tolbart was accosted, cuffed and mirandized. His protestations were not bolstered by the bottle of Jose Cuervo, lube and whips that were found in his vehicle. The church had been swift to condemn Tolbart, putting as much between them and ominous bottle of lube. Reverend Zachary led the lynch mob. He who has no sin cast the first stone. Tolbart plead guilty and was sentenced to twenty five years probation. He was also required to register as a sex offender. Tolbarts church was in Valley Nebraska, about twenty miles from Omaha. The good people of valley Nebraska had demanded his immediate removal. Zachary had been embraced as the new face of Good Tidings House of Worship. Stories of his devotion to the cloth took on a life of their own. To hear it, one would think Zachary had personally helped moses carry stone tablets engraved with the word of God down the mountain. Reverend Zachary embraced his new found fame with an iron fist. He kept strict tabs on worship truants. His secretary, a old relic as old as the church foundation typed out stern letters with stiff fingers dictated by Zachary to those who had been less than perfect in Sunday mass attendance. Zachary was the kind of person who said anything at any time with no concern about the fallout. As a nemesis he was frightening. Some unruly attendees to Sunday mass had been cuckolded into submission by anominous glare. Talford had not been blessed in the looks department. He considered that a simple setback. He was gods child, a true lamb of the father. He had a boxy head not unlike sponge bob. He had balded early but some unruly strands refused to go quietly and clung on for dear life. At six and a half feet tall he was a giant of man weighing in at just under two hundred and eighty pounds. His hands were massive paws. He was also a little pretentious and insisted on wearing a suit daily even at dinner time, especially at dinner time. He considered a t shirt the cloth of the vagabond. A visiting relatives son had been chastised severely to the point of tears for wearing a cotton v neck to Telfords dinner table. Zachary himself was a sight to behold on Sundays. He practically yelled at the congregation from the pulpit, thumping his bible fiercely with his hamcocks as he preached fire and brimstone. He wore a white flowing robe emblazoned with a crimson cross. The length of the robe which flowed behind him like an errant stream made him appear to levitate. Some whispered that snake handling was not out of the question. Some mothers clung to their frightened children. The reverends staunchest supporter was Ottoman Von Bistro. Von Bistro was chairman of Valley Loan and Trust, a bank that had been in his family for more than half a decade. He had been denying loans for the better part of that period and prided on lending to only the truly deserving. A payment one day late was a payment one day too late and a black mark to your credit worthiness as far as Von Bistro was concerned. Heavy penalties were levied on those who were lax in their payments. Von Bistro and the reverend were known to have lengthy religious discussions often into the wee hours. Von Bistro was also routinely seized by the holy spirit during Sunday mass and had to be revived by smelling salts. Whether this was a finely tuned orchestration or not is neither here nor there. Unknown to the reverend is that he was soon to face his forty days in the desert. Soon he would curse Von Bistro mightily and wish him all the ills of the earth.

slow_hand_001

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why do women include their employment Posted: 5/25/2009 10:12:20 PM
I could care less about a womans' ambition. In fact,it's a bit of a turn off;especially if a woman owns her own biz.That's the worst.Then again,entrepreneurship among women usually -though NOT ALWAYS -indicates lesbianism;it's a red flag. Wow, I would never have figured Oprah or Martha stewert as dykes. I think that the person who posted this comment is scared that a woman with ambition wont put up with half baked relationships, in fact fellaz, I hope I dont loose my dude card here but I infact beleive most of you who avoid women with strong jobs are scared that you will need to work harder. DOnt be scared, even a doctor can fall in love with a plumber as long as your laying good pipeand responsible.

slow_hand_001

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Prosecutors 'real bullies' in MySpace suicide case Posted: 5/25/2009 9:59:53 PM
With that knowledge, anyone with a bit of common sense and intelligence would think of keeping an eye on their daughter's activities, both in real life and online. I assume your parents knew every scandalous little thing you did. As smart as we thought we were, our children will be ten times smarter and they have technology on their side. If you have children dont kid yourself for one minute that you know what they are up to all the time or that they tell you the truth all the time. This Megan girl presumably took solace in "Josh", and when things came to an end, it was too hard for her to cope. This is akin to blameing a rape victim. This was a child victimized by a grown ass adult. Yes she broke the rules, but that's really up to Myspace to decide whether punishment should be carried out. Yes, lets close her myspace page. That will really teach her a lesson. I do agree that Lori deserves a bit of time in prison, BUT not as a murderer, only as an accessory to murder or an indirect cause of it. I have daughters. If it was up to me she would get the electric chair.

slow_hand_001

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Teen girls useing Welfare to have babies Posted: 5/25/2009 9:53:40 PM
Problem with welfare is there is no god damn cap. In my opinion there shold be a time limit on how long you can recieve welfare and stringent follow up on what someone n welfare is doing to get out of their situation. There is absolutely no management and people fall through the cracks collecting welfare for decades and doing nothing whatsoever to improve themselves. Welfare to work programs have been complete disasters. The whole damn system needs a complete overhaul. As far as teen moms go, its accepted behavior, no shame, no remorse. Thats the real problem.

slow_hand_001

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A question for the ladies - Fisting Posted: 5/7/2009 11:53:09 PM
Please tell me if you can fist a lady who has not given birth. I dont know why but this is the funniest shit I have read in a long time.

slow_hand_001

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American football. Popular? Really? Posted: 5/7/2009 11:36:01 PM
Is anyone else growing annoyed with the football obsession in this country? .......errr.....NO. Most of those athletes are highly paid and no one forces them into the field. Personally I dont think most people watch football to see hits. Its the beauty of a well executed play, the speed of a 100 yard punt return, the accurace of a 40 yard wide reception. Football would be very boring if it was all about hits and take downs. Its part of the game but you are missing the whole point.

slow_hand_001

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Now thats a Fan. Posted: 5/7/2009 11:31:30 PM
NAIROBI, May 6 (Reuters) - An Arsenal fan in soccer-mad Kenya hanged himself wearing his beloved team's shirt after their defeat to Manchester United in the Champions League. Like elsewhere across Africa, Kenyans pack bars for English Premier League and Champions League matches, especially those involving Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool. Suleiman Omondi, 29, was found hanged at his home in a middle-class Nairobi estate shortly after leaving distraught from the pub where he had watched Arsenal lose 3-1 in their Champions League semi-final at the Emirates on Tuesday. "He took some drinks and broke down in tears within the final minutes of the match," a fellow bar patron, who asked not to be named, told Reuters. Police said they were called to Omondi's house on Wednesday morning. "What we are gathering is this suicide is related to the Arsenal and Manchester match," local Embakasi area police chief David Bunei told reporters. Bar attendants said they had to intervene after Omondi lunged at a man who suggested Arsenal would not recover from conceding two early goals. They also lost the first leg 1-0. Brawls are common in Kenya during football matches and there have been other related suicides reported in the past.

slow_hand_001

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Msg: 60 (view)

25 year old male virgin Posted: 5/6/2009 11:58:58 PM
The problem is that women don’t seem to want casual sex, especially with a virgin. I’ve thought about, and tried to, hold out the point that I’m a virgin, but women ask too many questions about sex…favorite partners, positions, etc. that even if you try to be vague, you can’t be. So they find out I’m a virgin and either 1.)Don’t want to “take that away from me” because they think I want it to be special. 2.)Assume that because I’m a virgin, I’ll be bad in bed (let alone the fact that a lot of guys aren’t virgins and are bad in bed). 3.)Don’t want to be a “practice girl.” or 4.)They’ll have sex but in a relationship and make me wait. I dont know what type of women you are dateing but these type of conversations before getting it on can be a real downer. I mean, whats the scenario here "hello, my name is bob, I really like you." "Hi bob, I like you too." "Thank you jane doe, are we going to copulate tonight?" "Yes, but before we do, I have a quick questionare for you, whats your favourite positions, partners and how many times have you done it?" "Oh, jane doe, woe is me, I am a virgin....sob,sob" "Peace out Bob, Get The **** Out." In a nutshell, I dont know how the talk of partners, positions and virginity has always winded itself into the conversation for you. I think you are walking around flashing this badge for either remorse or god knows what. Personally ( and this is my very own opinion ) This story reeks of a lot of bull.

slow_hand_001

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Msg: 13 (view)

Baby pictures.. Posted: 5/1/2009 9:02:06 PM
WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD PEOPLE WANT TO DISPLAY THEIR BABIES PICTURES ON THE INTERNET? ARE YOU INSANE?? Okay michael jckson, when are you releasing the thriller remix album ?

slow_hand_001

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Msg: 20 (view)

he's grossed out and I'm embarassed what do I do Posted: 4/30/2009 10:53:04 PM
so I just told him that I think a g-spot orgasm is what just happened and he could google it if he wanted to know the exact mechanics... I think the google comment did it.

slow_hand_001

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Msg: 373 (view)

HE BLOWS HIS LOAD IN MY MOUTH WITH NO ORGASM ALERT! Posted: 4/30/2009 1:09:42 AM
Interrupting a nut is like being asked to go throw the trash when its 5 seconds left in the forth quarter of the super bowl and the team currently with less points on the board is on 4th and goal needing 1 point to win. Sure, when you come back from dumping the dastardly trash you will find out the final score but.................. Interrupting a nut is like going to the bathroom for a quick pee back when Mike Tyson was king of the ring and returning 10 seconds later only to find the opponent out cold. Sure, you can watch the replay but............ Interrupting a nut is like trying to paint a Picasso with magic markers, you can try but....... Interrupting a nut is like suddenly realizing the benefits of seat belts as you fly through your windshield after an 80 mile per hour head on collision. You can stretch out your hands and pray for a soft landing but......... Interrupting a nut is like your boyfriend tying you up, going down on you for a while and suddenly when you are right there, he suddenly remembers to call in for work before he gets a no call no show and leaves you with your hands and feet firmly duct tapped to his bed. The Moral of this story is, A nut interrupted is a nut lost for life. It can never be recovered, resumed, repackaged or otherwise redone.

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Msg: 259 (view)

Is it wrong to report / turn in illegal Aliens Posted: 4/25/2009 7:51:06 PM
Its not my job to google your topic. The fact that this is your only response shows in itself that all you are doing is ranting. If you have an issue, post it and back it up with facts. Dont ask me to google it. As they say, empty vessels make the most noise. BTW, what is google, I still use LYCOS.

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Msg: 29 (view)

My brothers third wedding. Advice needed. Posted: 4/25/2009 7:43:19 PM
He is your brother. He who has no sin cast the first stone. The only thing you can do is go, smile, eat some cake, dance the macarena and call it an evening. This may be the one he stays with forever and it will be a very sad thing if you and your brother end up not speeking because you were too busy judgeing him to attend a wedding. It is his life, you are his flesh and blood. It is not your place to decide how he lives his life. Even if he gets married once year every year for the next 50 years, it is your duty as his sister to be by his side and support him through his mistakes and his accomplishments. You list some issues he has but once again, he is your FLESH AND BLOOD. God forbid anything was to ever happen to him, you will regret it for the rest of your life.

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Msg: 257 (view)

Is it wrong to report / turn in illegal Aliens Posted: 4/25/2009 7:33:48 PM
Illegal Aliens are causing an economic hardship to hospitals and other businesses not to mention the BILLIONS they cost us in welfare here in the U.S.A. This would be amuseing if it was not so ignorant. Economic hardship to hospitals, thats a new one. Billions in welfare ?? Economic hardships to other businesses ?? I would like too see these statements backed up by facts. As far as I know, you will recieve emergency care in a hospital but there will be no heart transplant if you have no insurance. As far as costing hardship to a business, I dont know exactly how that can be explained. As far as welfare, there may be some illegals on it but most would like to steer clear of any institution that can investigate their status so in my opinion, this is not an issue. The fact that businesses have both Spanish and English is not just for their general amusement. Its because they have enough Spanish customers to where they need to service them properly. Getting pissed off at a spanish billboard in itself shows some deeper issues. Do you just drive around and see a spanish billboard and begin curseing and pounding your steering wheel ? Anyone blameing an illegal for their current economic status needs to look in the mirror. You have no one to blame but yourself. Take some responsibility and it will free your mind to do better things. Unless you were fired as a direct result of an alien being offered your job, your financial issues are a direct result of your own actions. The current economic situation is a result of irresponsible fiscal behaviour of big American companies. I doubt an illegal was CEO of any of them. I dont think you are a racist but you are playing the blame game. You are wasteing too much of your time and energy to the point of screaming at billboards. I would like to be a fly in your car. But the number of posts here indicate that this issue upsets many people. Hopefully one day a solution can be reached. For me, as long as your actions are not affecting my life, lets have a pint, watch some soccer and call it a day. Good luck toyou.

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Who is the slackjaw yokel incharge of programming this site? Posted: 4/21/2009 12:45:04 AM
If it aint broke dont fix it. POF has provided many hours of entertainment. This is one of the ugliest dateing sites but one of the top 10 in revenue. I think Markus has done a great job in keeping it going and simple for a one man show. As for those complaining, BEEP BEEP BEEP.

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Msg: 32 (view)

The European Idea of Sex vs The American Idea Posted: 4/21/2009 12:38:39 AM
I think that it only becomes a problem when a man lets it get there. Me personally, the first time you withhold sex as some type of punishment will be the last time. I dont want to be that old guy whose viagra effect is about to wear out and your hideing somewhere in the attic because I forgot to cash our social security checks. There is a more laid back sexual attitude in Europe but that does not mean you can mount any woman willy nilly in the streets. Even European women like to be appreciated.

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Stripping and relationship.... Posted: 4/21/2009 12:32:46 AM
I would date ( and I shall use the trm date very loosely )you but definately not marry you. Some may be cool with others looking at their womans goods but for me, NO. Dateing a stripper takes a special kinda guy....I Think.

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Msg: 75 (view)

Are we paying for sex ? Posted: 12/22/2008 10:15:23 PM
Time to respond to my critics whatever floats your boat.. but if your paying 5$ for a hooker does it come with a free STD to go with that? the classy ones are like $300+ not that i've ever needed one .....I suppose classy STD's are less infectious I would have thought the goal was to find a woman who wants to have sex with you because she's really into you, rather than because you paid her. So what are you looking for, OP? Free sex? The shock in yoor voice illustrates my point You obviously dont know women!!!!! We all have something that can just pump us for 25 mins and only costs the price of a cpl of batteries! We dont have to pay men for that. AHhh, I see you have no pic posted. Luckily vibrators have no eyes. Five dollars? According to your profile, you charge $50 just for a call. Here in D.C., you can't get a hand job for less than $ I hope you dont work at subway 25 minutes??? Is that really all ya got??? No wonder ya choose a hooker!!! Ya can't handle a REAL WOMAN!!! DANG IT!!!! A heavyweight bout does not need to last 12 rounds to produce a knockout. Tupac is responsible for messing up alot of 'men' within a certain subculture...shame on him..and yeah..he is D-E-A-D. Thank God. Errrr, what cave do you live in. Eminem is the new scapegoat ( Notice the sarcasm dripping from my voice ) And realistically, the money you spend on a date you have to cut in half... You were eating, drinking and whatever too.... And finally, if you were a real catch, the women would be taking you out.... What you see is what you get. By the way, why cant we see you ? Good Lord.........$5 ??? I wouldn't let u sniff my panties for $5!! Good..I Hate Cheese ...........I got thick skin, keep it coming.

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Are we paying for sex ? Posted: 12/19/2008 11:53:10 PM
The way I see it, sometimes you might as well visit a hooker. Dinner....$ 40-100, after party ...$ 20-100, time wasting trying to act like a gentleman....$ 100 + ....Visiting a hooker ...$ 5 +. Sometimes dont you wish that you could cut through all the nonesense and just say, " I have 50 dollars, can we have sex now ?'. This goes for women as well. I am sure you have met that man that is full of shit but you just want to get your rocks off. Dont you wish you could say, " listen here *hole, Stick that**in me and pump for 25 minutes and you can have this $ 20." ( men are very cheap). My whole point is, i see a lotof walk in the park, dinner and a movie, talk and coffee first date nonesense. Plenty of fish may be responsible for a lot of long lasting love affairs but I think most people here masquarade as decent people but actually only have thei ntention of busting a nut.

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Is the average citizen also responsible for the current financial mess ? Posted: 12/18/2008 6:56:10 PM
Everyday I watch the TV and see someone else to blame for the current financial predicament in the United States. It makes me wonder how much of that blame we also shoulder. Did you really need all those credit cards ? That big house you proudly show off, did you really need it ? Do you really need a brand new car every 2-4 years ? I grew up in a society where credit was pretty much non existant except for the very rich. With the exception of very few services, almost everything was a cash transaction. The only loan most carried was a home loan. As such I have grown up with the mentality that if I cant afford to pay cash for it, I dont need it that badly. I know there have been some questionable business practices on wall street but for the most part you control your own destiny.

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Msg: 524 (view)

Can men deal with NOT getting blowjobs? Posted: 10/28/2008 12:26:09 AM
All these comment on "it wouldn't matter" or " I don't like them" is crap. You must not have ever had a good bj because if you did, those words would never sputter out of your mouths. Believe me that I have been blown by the best but to me nothing compares to that forbidden fruit. The lubrication moisture, texture plus body heat...ahhhhhh

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