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goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Do you take enough vacations? Posted: 7/25/2008 5:36:50 PM
I get four months unpaid vacation a year, that I can take in up to two week increments. In between those I work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, so the time off is really necessary just to unwind.

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Wally-Mart SUX Posted: 7/25/2008 4:57:46 PM
I won't argue whether walmart employees work hard. You're missing the point. If you are so unhappy with the wage you make, then make a change. If you are completely loyal to that company, as you appear, then suck it up. Walmart is well known for keeping their employees in a position of powerlessness. Therefore they can't strike and get wage increases, etc. It doesn't take a college degree to get a better job than Walmart. It does take drive, ambition, and a willingness to actually work. You can hang on to the idea that you're owed something so long as you have people to fall back on that will feed you and house you when things get bad. But for the rest of us, we know that if we don't work, our kids go hungry. If we don't work, we don't get a roof over our heads. And human decency has nothing to do with walmart. If you come to my home and you're hungry, I'll feed you. Might even offer you work. Do you think a walmart CEO would?

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Ants, the latest in false flag/new world order conspiracy Posted: 7/25/2008 12:36:18 PM
I think the ants and the bears teamed up together. The ants will take out the technology, while the bears take out the humans. But once we and our pesky electronics and Raid and pepper spray are gone, will the ants and bears get along?

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Wally-Mart SUX Posted: 7/25/2008 11:29:01 AM
Let's take this a piece at a time... They could look for a job but a lot of them would not pay much better. Not much better is still better. As long as you are stepping up instead of down, it's an improvement. How are Wall Mart employees going to improve there skills? The same way everyone else does. Educate yourself. You are obviously on the internet. There are a plethora of sources of information. It doesn't take a degree to learn. You say this jobs take no skill but if that is true then why does the company have to train there employees? Indoctrinate would be a better word. Your idea that the person is the only one responsible is laughable. This kind of idea is why people in Africa are starving because people only care about themselves. This one is so ridiculous I don't know where to start. Comparing your situation at walmart to Africa is preposterous. One of Africa's biggest problems is lack of education, which leads to lots of other problems. Obviously, it's a big problem here too. From the elementary all the way up. I live in the United States...where you have the right to the PURSUIT of happiness. No one owes you squat. The sooner you learn this, the better off you will be.

goliath36

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What Next? Man Caught Sodomizing Neighbor's Rottweiler!!! Posted: 7/24/2008 11:36:14 PM
As for the first question, I don't know the specifics of rigor mortis, but I' not real sure about a dead man being hard enough for a woman to mount. I was referring to women and animals...sorry I wasn't more specific.

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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interesting new theory on what causes homosexuality Posted: 7/24/2008 11:25:55 PM
I sort of understand Betterman's argument. The literal meaning of the two parts of the word homo-sexual would indicate exclusivity. But, why press the point. There are many words derived from latin that don't mean exactly what the literal translation would be. It's too late at night, and the rottweiler thread was funnier.

goliath36

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What Next? Man Caught Sodomizing Neighbor's Rottweiler!!! Posted: 7/24/2008 10:22:28 PM
Is it necrophilia when it's a dead animal?

goliath36

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What Next? Man Caught Sodomizing Neighbor's Rottweiler!!! Posted: 7/24/2008 10:20:40 PM
Just a question here, not really trying to make a particular point, but why are we all more offended by these incedences with men being the offenders than when it's a woman? It happens both ways you know. Is it because when it's a woman doing the offending, the animal is more obviously willing? Rehabilitation? I can just see these people on the couch now. ... "Always remember, the doggy is your friend, but not with benefits"

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Wally-Mart SUX Posted: 7/24/2008 9:29:33 PM
I cannot believe any rational thinking person made this statement.... No maybe they like the job enough to hope they can get a higher wage eventually. Why should they have to look for better jobs? What excuse does Wall Mart have for not paying there employee a higher wage. They sure are making enough money to. Or this one.... So what if they are unskilled jobs they have to be done by someone. Teens and college age kids go back to school in the Fall so they need people to work there. They should be payed a premimum because they are humans and deserve a decent paying job. So you think people are not entitled to have enough to live on? They are not asking for 30,000 dollars a year just enough to have food, housing.It is selfish people like you who are what wrong with the world who only look out and care for themselves. But there I go again, assuming that everyone has a little common sense. You get what you pay for. If walmart only pays wages and benefits that a moron would work for, who do you think is going to take the job with the intention of making it a lifelong career? The only thing an employer owes you is payment for the work you did. You determine your own worth. If you think you are worth more, then prove it and you will make more money. But it probably won't be at walmart. Ultimately, consumers determine the success of a business. I personally hate the whole walmart experience, so I don't shop there. But I am obviously in the minority here. For anyone to assume that a company owes them anything other than what they WORKED for really pisses me off. I've worked for one company for most of my life. Started out at minimum wage, but am into six figures now. BECAUSE I WORKED HARD AND SHOWED THEM I WAS WORTH IT. Someone telling me I am selfish for keeping what I bled for is absolute ridiculousness. Oh, and learn to spell. It looks better on a resume.

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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A Picture Worth 100 Words? Posted: 7/22/2008 6:13:55 PM
Man...that stuf works fast...

goliath36

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How Bad is it for Republicans? Posted: 7/22/2008 3:56:02 PM
IMO the best thing that will come of this election will be the voter turnout. So many seem to have an opinion, yet so few vote.... Too bad the mudslinging won't stop afterwards, no matter who wins.

goliath36

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The State of Alabama and Adult Toys Posted: 7/22/2008 12:56:27 PM
So, if while visiting Alabama, I use my prosthetic hand "primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs", can I be prosecuted? And will they remove my hand?

goliath36

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Racial undertones in play in election Posted: 7/22/2008 12:04:15 PM
I agree, excellent post by bie200000. And I don't subscribe to the idea that society is "putting an unjust squeeze on the straight, Christian, white male". However, I firmly believe that society IS putting the squeeze on every law abiding, tax paying, legal citizen. But, that's a whole different rant. The argument that this influx of illegal immigrants is the same as illegal immigrants in our history is invalid. Taxpayers were not forced to support them!! They had to make it on their own, and they did. In regard to the OP, racial undertones.... It's going to be there no matter what, humans being what they are. The best we can hope for is that people will make intelligent, informed decisions. My vote will be biased, I am sure, but not by color. Given a choice, I will always side with the one who laid it on the line for this country. This country that I believe will eventually wake up and realize that it is a republic made up of many varied people who are all important parts of the whole.

goliath36

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My Plan for Iraq, by BARACK OBAMA Posted: 7/15/2008 11:53:13 PM
Promises promises....show me

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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OBAMA'S SPEECH ON LEARNING SPANISH Posted: 7/15/2008 11:38:57 PM
In november, I'll vote for Poco if Jack-D will be VP

goliath36

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Detecting Propaganda Posted: 7/15/2008 9:58:37 PM
Anyone who is trying to convince you of anything is more than likely not telling you everything.

goliath36

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How the Liberals plan to beat Bush in '08 Posted: 7/15/2008 6:52:57 PM
It has become quite obvious that none of the politicians has a clue about the day to day lives of normal taxpaying americans. It's a power and big money game for both parties alike. Didn't we have a revolution not so long ago because we were being taxed but not represented? I say it's time to hang 'em all and start over.

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Obama skips town hall event organized by the military. Posted: 7/15/2008 5:30:08 PM
Well you can dream on, the military doesn't allow for organizing political events. I wasn't aware that the current CIC speaking to the troops was political.

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Post a Joke Posted: 7/7/2008 1:47:33 PM
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus in his arms. He bets the bartender a hundred bucks that the octopus can play any instrument in the place. The bartender takes the bet, and points the octopus toward a piano. The octopus schlerps over, climbs onto the bench, and pokes out "Camptown Ladies!" with the bass line and all. Then the bartender pulls out a guitar, and the octopus tunes it up, then plays "Stairway to Heaven!" The guy tells the bartender to pay up, but the bartender, who still can't believe his ears, tells him to wait just one more minute. He goes in the back, and comes out with a bagpipe. He puts the bagpipe down in front of the octopus, who begins inspecting it, lifting one pipe, then another, then another, feeling the felt, caressing the holes. His owner leans over and says, "C'mon! Ain't ya gonna play it?" "Play it?" says the octopus. "If I can figure out how to get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna f*ck it!"

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 7/7/2008 1:23:33 PM
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,"It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 7/7/2008 1:20:21 PM
There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets on the ground and hears a noise. "Buffalo come." "How do you know?" "Ground shaky." The boy wanted to try. He gets on the ground, listens. "Man come," he says. "Is there a vibration?" "No." "Then how do you know?" "Ground sticky."

goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Add One And Keep Going - This Ought To Be Fun Posted: 7/7/2008 11:23:43 AM
Mission Impossible / Spaceghost / Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century

goliath36

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a look at the other side of the coin-men w/kids by diff women or men w/lots of kids Posted: 6/21/2008 9:36:28 PM
Either way, the courts generally expect an adjustment based on changes in income and status, like having 2 more children. It has been my experience that the courts rarely make any adjustment for men other than upwardly. I attempted to take a job that would allow me more time at home with my kids, but the judge said that the fact that I was making less money was no one's fault but my own. There would be no change. So I had no choice but to go back to my old job. Can't live on ten bucks a week. My ex on the other hand only has to make a phone call, anytime she hears that I'm making more money. And within 6 weeks I'll get a letter telling me that I'm now paying more and that I'm a month behind. Before anyone takes offense to my little rant, let me apologize. It's just a sore subject. I'm mainly irritated because the child support is my ex's only income. For her and her new unemployed husband.

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Favourite Quotes from Anywhere Posted: 2/19/2007 7:57:44 AM
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."------ Tiger Woods "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."----- Sharon Stone "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."-------------- Camille Paglia " Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."--------- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"-------- Billy Crystal

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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World's Funniest Climax/Orgasm Stories Posted: 2/18/2007 5:00:36 PM
I was once with a woman who was double jointed and her hip would become dislocated. Not knowing this I thought I was really doing something when her moans suddenly started getting louder and louder. But then she finally yelled "STOP, you're killing me". I guess you had to be there, but it was pretty funny at the time.............. Sorry about the double post. Browser is all screwy today.

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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World's Funniest Climax/Orgasm Stories Posted: 2/18/2007 4:59:23 PM
I was once with a woman who was double jointed and her hip would become dislocated. Not knowing this I thought I was really doing something when her moans suddenly started getting louder and louder. But then she finally yelled "STOP, you're killing me". I guess you had to be there, but it was pretty funny at the time..............

Goliath36

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Circumsized or not circumsized Posted: 2/18/2007 4:43:29 PM
Uncircumsized penises look like anteaters. They scare me. My little boy was cut, no doubt about it. I never even considered not doing it. People who do things for purely superficial reasons scare me. I think I'll have them removed from my life.

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Big Balls Posted: 2/15/2007 10:10:12 PM
I once read in Playboy (and we know they are always right) that men with larger testicles tend to have larger penises when erect, yet smaller penises when flaccid. Don't know about anyone else, but this is true for me, but as far as it goes, most women I've known weren't all that interested in them. But there are those special few---you know who you are---thank you thank you. I personally believe humans are generally promiscuous as a species, regardless of testicular fortitude.

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Is oral sex cheating? Posted: 2/15/2007 8:11:00 PM
Either one makes her a cheatin' Ho, though! Tom, that was my point. I don't see how one is worse than the other.

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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Is oral sex cheating? Posted: 2/15/2007 7:53:59 PM
Tom, your answer is a bit confusing, but let that be as it may, To the OP, this is obviously not a real question, just an attempt to stir the pot and see what comes to the top. Guess I fell for it too. In my opinion, while everyone's situation may be a little different, only a moron doesn't know if he/she is cheating at any given time.

Goliath36

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Jokes Guaranteed To Offend Someone Posted: 11/10/2006 11:05:34 PM
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Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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My Joke Thread. Posted: 10/16/2006 11:59:07 AM
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there ' s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women ' s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of ' willies ' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration!!!"

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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My Joke Thread. Posted: 10/16/2006 11:56:08 AM
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987." "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?". The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."

Goliath36

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Best Signs.... Posted: 10/10/2006 11:49:16 PM
Family Planning Center Use Rear Entrance

Goliath36

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How many times a day can you handle havin sex??!!! Posted: 10/3/2006 2:02:28 PM
I'm confused. If you have sex for an hour and a half, then take a short break for (water,coffee?,nutrition bar, cheeseburger?) whatever. Then go right back at it. Does that count as 1 or 2? What length does the interval have to be to classify a lovemaking session as 1 or more? Let's just say; pack a lunch. We're going into overtime.

Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006

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do men want LT relationships with Bi-women? Posted: 10/3/2006 1:15:32 PM
to the OP I think most men aren't thinking long term when they fantasize about bi-women. It can be done, but it takes a little extra trust and understanding. Just as in any relationship, cheating is cheating. And all things should be mutually understood. I also think there are degrees of bi. Some women are bi but like men more, and some only want a man now and then. I guess I'm saying we're all different, so figure out the person inside and you'll know if it'll work or not.

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