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ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 21 (view)

a guy who only wants oral? Posted: 11/1/2008 8:04:05 PM
You have got to be $hittin me. Did you actually say that he told you he is worried about getting you pregnant? No f*cking way. You are 48 years old. I mean seriously, that's just retarded.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

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Im going to embarress myself here Posted: 4/20/2008 12:08:31 PM
Let's clear a few things up shall we OP? First: The first thing you should be the most embarrassed about is the fact that you don't have spell-checker. Really, it comes with the computer, and you should use it. You'll just have to trust me on this one. Second: What the fck are you talking about..."Has this ever happened to anyone else?" Well no sht. Of course it has. That's the second thing to be embarrassed about. I mean seriously, do you think all the other women in the universe are fcking like bunnies and not one of them has started their period during it? Get a grip. Third: You met and screwed some retard from the internet who was visiting from out of town and went to his B&B. I'm surprised he didn't have good old dad waiting there for you with a cck ring on and whip in hand. Yep....you should be embarrassed about that too. So, I guess my answer is....nope, starting your period when you are f*cking like two drunk monkeys is nothing to be embarrassed about.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 85 (view)

I am So fed up with men these days Posted: 4/20/2008 11:15:26 AM
The only common denominator in your failed relationships is........well it's you. Why are you blaming everything on the men that YOU picked? Yeah, some of them are all fcked up, be YOU picked em. Seriously.....think about that one. For the love of all things sacred and holy, quit btching about your poor choices, and figure it out.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 9 (view)

oral sex on women Posted: 4/20/2008 7:27:30 AM
Well now that all depends on whether or not you are any good at it. If you are searching around down there like Helen Keller in a coal mine, then don't bother. Seriously, I'd rather have a root canal than have some idiot fumbling around my kootchie like a monkey. But if it's good, then you might as well take up residence and think about filing property taxes on that ass.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 24 (view)

Situational question Posted: 3/30/2008 9:01:51 AM
Okay, you asked for it, so here is my two cents.... How do you know you are any good at it? I mean seriously, maybe this is her way of just getting you to stop. The noises might be moans of discomfort, digust or pain. What you are interpreting as undulations and writhing of pleasure may be her way of avoiding. Let me help you, by offering a few hints, just in case you are acting like the Geico lizard trying to sell a nun car insurance. One: respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Home Depot for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is your best friends doorbell and you just found out about the party. Please don't try to operate the clit like a controller on a video game, it just psses us off. Why not just ask, "How do you like that?" "Would you like a little more pressure?" They are simple, not-threatenting questions, and if given the opportunity, most women will give you a straight answer. Whatever you do, don't just charge in with one finger as if you are speaking sign to the deaf. Women are varied in their likes and dislikes, and treat each one as if you are starting all over, and forget everything that your last partner liked. Lastly, most women like to be f^cked, and f^ucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses, but i don't think that these women are not the majority. Of all the women I have discussed this with, the majority like to be pounded. They like ty like to have their hair pulled. Most of us like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and pretend like you're mixing a cake batter up there. Fck her like it's the last time you will ever get laid in your life. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - it all works out in the long run. Oh, another thing, It's OK for you to make noise. Please make some noise. If you don't make some kind of sound, we feel like we are screwing a ninja. Unless you are an actual ninja, please, please make some noise. Grunting like a bear foraging for a cookie is not the best, but at least it's noise, and it helps quench our fear of becoming a necrophiliac. Best of luck to you.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 36 (view)

being adored.... Posted: 1/3/2008 9:53:16 PM
Well OP it's much easier to get the attention you desire if the woman is actually alive. Just a thought.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 33 (view)

Run away from your own kids for personal sanity? Posted: 10/24/2007 7:29:29 PM
Are you mentally retarded? First of all, your post is way too f*cking long. Secondly, I don't care if she is the Wicked Witch holding the ruby slipper hostage....if those kids are yours, I'm shocked you would put yourself and your emotional needs before the needs of your children. Find out if they are yours, and do what you have to do.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

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He doesn't see me as his girlfriend, don't know what to do now Posted: 10/24/2007 7:10:28 PM
8 dates and you have "feelings" for him? Give me a break. It is obvious to him that you are clingy and needy, and you are likely getting on his nerves by asking stupid questions like, "what am I to you?" In case you haven't figured it out, you are a piece of a$$ that might had turned into something more except you are scaring the hell out of the guy by smothering him after 8 dates. How can anyone call this guy a player? He hasn't done anything except tell her the truth!

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 18 (view)

Still Emailing Others? Posted: 10/17/2007 8:06:53 PM
WTF? This is absolutely f*cking crazy!! You have only been on a few dates with this guy, and you are already checking up on him and his online activities?????? After a couple of dates, you have no business expecting him to stop using the internet and email who-the-fvck-ever he wants. New, old, man, woman or adrongenous midgets for that matter.....

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

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Funny Dating Stories....... :laugh: Posted: 10/16/2007 8:54:53 PM
Yeah, but did you do her?

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 10 (view)

Can I fall in Love with a wonderful Friend? Posted: 10/15/2007 7:34:09 PM
You are not only wasting your time, but you are being selfish. Stop stringing the poor guy along hoping that you will find that lightening bold you want to strike your loins. If it isn't there, it isn't there and it's not going to fall out of the sky. Cut him loose. ***************************************************************************

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 19 (view)

is it just bad luck ? Posted: 10/15/2007 6:31:07 AM
Perhaps your desperation is scaring people away. Desperate = Crazy. Crazy = Restraining Order. This is not a quality that a lot of people are looking for. Why are you in such a panic to find someone? Needy and desperate are a combination most steer clear of, male and female alike. This has nothing to do with luck.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 18 (view)

read but not online lately?? Posted: 10/9/2007 8:58:06 PM
Are you retarded? I mean really, does this matter in the least? He read it. So what? Does it matter when he read it? Does it matter that there is a time difference, glitch or some other strange explanation? There could be any number of reasons. You sent him a message around 6:30 and stalked your own sent messages to see if he had read your email yet? That's kind of creepy.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 10 (view)

my mans sudden change Posted: 10/4/2007 6:26:34 PM
He's f*cking someone else. However, he is not sure if that new relationship is going to work out, so he might as well keep you lingering on the side in case he needs to come back to his comfort zone. You being the comfort. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 47 (view)

How do I stop an ex from contacting me? Posted: 10/2/2007 6:18:07 PM
OP: It sounds to me like you don't really want her to stop contacting you, you just want her to contact you for other reasons. You are the one who keeps answering her calls and getting your own hopes up, then all of a sudden you are "shocked and hurt" when she treats you like shit again? Stop being such a fcking pu$$y, and tell her to leave you alone. Asking someone else to send her an "official" letter is like asking your big brother to beat up the bully for you at school.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 19 (view)

She wants to stay at my place for a few hours while I'm gone to hockey Posted: 9/28/2007 8:51:35 PM
OP: Are you banging this girl? If the answer is yes, and you still don't feel comfortable leaving her alone in your house for a few hours, you might want to rethink the relationship (or whatever the Hll it is that you have) that you are involved in. Personally, I don't have anything on my computer (not that I would volunteer to let anyone use it) that I would care if anyone else saw. But if you don't trust her in your home in general....then what the fck are you doing with her in the first place? What kind of work does she need to do on your computer anyway? That sounds like a b*llshit excuse to snoop to me.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

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This may be really self-absorbed, but, ah, what the heck....... Posted: 9/28/2007 8:44:06 PM
OP: She wants to screw you....... In the lab................ Hopefully neither of you will need to use the microsope. for anything..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 26 (view)

Friends of opposite sex at his house while dating Posted: 9/23/2007 8:20:37 PM
Oh come on. You live an hour and a half away. When a guy needs some Pu$$y, he needs it now. What was he supposed to do, wait an hour for you to get there? A man has needs! You should be happy he has a good friend who can help him out in his time of need. As a matter of fact, you should send her a thank you card. And a carton of cigarettes.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 32 (view)

is it shallow to not want to date some 1 because of their taste in movies? Posted: 9/4/2007 5:36:48 PM
You got to be sh*ttin me...............I mean seriously........................Who gives a rat's a$$ what kind of movies they like? Oh wait.....I missed the part where you said movies are a huge part of your life. Now I'm just scared. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 26 (view)

issues with my relationship Posted: 7/17/2007 10:19:29 PM
What a btch. Put your emotions back in your penis where they belong. Don't marry her, but I would continue to fck her if I were you. And stop calling/emailing/texting her like a stalker. I mean seriously. Call if you want puzzy, but you need to move on. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 12 (view)

Hi Posted: 6/24/2007 2:38:22 PM
OP: What, exactly, is so wonderful about someone who treats you like sh*t?

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 16 (view)

Breaking up over email..right or wrong Posted: 6/10/2007 6:33:25 PM
OP: It doesn't sound like you even had a "romantic" relationship to break off. Sounds more like a f*ck buddy to me. You just happened to be unaware of that part.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 26 (view)

Is pool sex safe? Posted: 6/8/2007 5:07:05 PM
The felt on pool tables leaves a h*ll of a burn.....or so I've heard.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 28 (view)

sex.....with someone who does not like my body type.... Posted: 6/5/2007 5:38:07 PM
Well any puzzy is better than no puzzy at all.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 45 (view)

What do you women want besides sex? Posted: 6/4/2007 8:52:08 PM
What are my choices?

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 7 (view)

Normal for a man to get aroused by a woman other than girlfriend/wife? Posted: 6/2/2007 10:00:01 PM
Of course it's normal, Hugh Hefner has been proving it for decades.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 9 (view)

First date!! Posted: 5/31/2007 8:59:14 PM
Don't foget to masturbate before the date.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 57 (view)

Do We Like To Be Waken Up For Sex In The Middle Of The Night? Posted: 5/31/2007 8:45:15 PM
In my opinion, any nighttime movement indicates willingness to romp....including breathing.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 23 (view)

I'd like help understanding this ..... Posted: 5/31/2007 6:08:07 PM
OP: You state that you are generally cautious about having sex with someone so you waited for two whole weeks before screwing him? Not that there is anything wrong with that.....but then you say he "stuck around" after that..........for, what, two more whole weeks? Woo hoo. I fail to see why you are so confused. It sounds like he simply wasn't ready for someone so clingy after a simple shagging. It's not like you were in a realationship or anything. Ease up. Maybe he dumped you via email cause he saw the potential for mass drama.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 13 (view)

How many messages is too much to get this lady to reply? Posted: 5/29/2007 9:38:14 PM
Maybe you should try including more pictures of your p*nis. Yeah...that usually works.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 6 (view)

He doesnt want oral from me.. Posted: 5/29/2007 9:27:41 PM
It's because you suck, but not in a good way.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 6 (view)

new girl in company Posted: 5/25/2007 4:57:41 PM
This post is Bullsh*t. Your profile says you own your own company. You are lying somewhere.........

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 19 (view)

Hard Nips in Public Posted: 5/23/2007 7:57:20 PM
Depends on the occasion and whether or not I want everyone to see my jewelry.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 29 (view)

Gawking? Long intentional staring... Posted: 5/22/2007 8:18:18 PM
If this guy is your ex, why do you even care?

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 19 (view)

Would you? Posted: 5/21/2007 1:03:32 PM
Absolutely. Why not?

ttawny

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Msg: 9 (view)

When did we all become so self centered..... Posted: 5/20/2007 8:09:36 PM
I suspect it was at birth.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 7 (view)

who do ppl think they are? Posted: 5/20/2007 6:11:01 PM
Oh sure, but since it's really none of my fcking business to mettle in someone else's life, I generally don't give a shit. People are treated how they allow themselves to be.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 11 (view)

am i really over him Posted: 5/19/2007 9:53:26 PM
The fact that you are on here whining him would indicate the answer is no.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 8 (view)

what to do Posted: 5/19/2007 9:41:55 PM
Oh what a bunch of bullsh*t. How did this not get deleted?

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 12 (view)

are we wired to be screwed up all the time? Posted: 5/19/2007 7:15:31 AM
If you believe that you are going to fail, you will.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 25 (view)

A Mouthful Posted: 5/18/2007 5:26:04 PM
Maybe it was the smell making her gag.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 16 (view)

A small problem I am having. Posted: 5/18/2007 2:54:32 PM
Degrading? Nope. Taste? Finger-lickin' good.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 6 (view)

anti up the panties Posted: 5/17/2007 8:54:51 PM
I'll check your panties and raise you a garter belt.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 15 (view)

intimacy with friends Posted: 5/17/2007 7:36:58 PM
He is not your friend. He is using you.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 13 (view)

First date with him... What to wear??? Posted: 5/17/2007 7:34:09 PM
OMG! Why not just invite your girlfriends over for a slumber party and try on all your "cowgirl" outfits and let them vote on them? Geeeezzzz.............

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 28 (view)

helping a lady with life advancement Posted: 5/14/2007 7:17:47 PM
OP: If she were to work as a stripper for a few months, she could fund this "life advancement" herself.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 17 (view)

Dating a women your not physically attracted to Posted: 5/14/2007 7:08:02 PM
OP: In all honesty, I think you should take what you can get and whine no further about it.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 14 (view)

What goes through a man's mind?? Posted: 5/14/2007 12:48:22 PM
I can tell you what's going through his mind......"puzzy, puzzy, puzzy, puzzy, puzzy......."

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 15 (view)

Relationships are like poker. Posted: 5/13/2007 10:25:56 PM
Yes, but not everyone who wants to play has a full deck.

ttawny

Joined: 9/10/2006

Msg: 27 (view)

Need some help answering this Posted: 5/13/2007 9:48:34 PM
It appears that you have asked for advice and are planning to ignore most of it. Why ask if you won't listen? Perhaps you wanted everyone give you the response you had planned all along.

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