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blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

Msg: 165 (view)

how to prevent getting hard in bed with a woman? Posted: 2/24/2009 4:00:42 AM
haha..this made me laugh a bit. you can just get her a sleeping shirt with a picture of your mother on it i guess.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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woman sues airline for passenger shooting semen in her hair Posted: 5/20/2008 6:54:51 AM
When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. What a dumbass. After I ejaculate on sleeping women's hair I always stop masturbating. duh. no brainer. hehe

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Curvy Vs Slim Posted: 12/13/2007 1:13:03 AM
As long as Curvy doesn't mean "Round". ;-)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Am I over-reacting... or is he being insensitive? Posted: 11/12/2007 3:45:10 AM
This is the best thread I have ever seen on this site!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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ATM Posted: 11/10/2007 3:16:30 AM
Seeing as I have a tattoo on my ass that says EXIT ONLY that will never happen in my world. tee hee...instructions.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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I usually date small, thin women, but I'm really attracted to YOU! Posted: 11/5/2007 12:57:12 AM
I think what he is trying to say is he is normally attacked to thin women until he saw you now all that has changed. You seem to have something about you that totally broke down his normal thin thing. He probably shouldn't have said that, though (women get so bent out of shape about stuff like this). But I think his intentions were good.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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i say it's too far a drive, she ignores that & says lets meet. Posted: 11/2/2007 3:54:33 AM
I don't think the driving halfway to meet is an option if you are thinking long term dating. If you start spending more time with each other it is going to involve nights at home(s) and that will be an hour away. Personally, I like 15 minutes (or closer) but that is just me.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Romantic Gestures, and Touching = Pressure For Sex? Posted: 11/1/2007 4:32:58 AM
This reminds me of why I HATE dating so much. Holy crap why do things have to be so freaking complicated? It seems after we 'matured' we added so much complexity that is just seems to be not worth it.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Really Freaky Sex Posted: 10/29/2007 3:55:52 AM
One woman I dated (actually first date) caught me off guard. She said "promise you won't laugh". I said "I promise". She went back and forth with the promise a few times then grabbed my hand and started kissing the tip of my fingers. So, I think "she has a hand or finger fetish" then all of a sudden she pretty much shoved my whole hand in her mouth and my fingers to the back of her throat. I was shocked! I said "no gag reflex I see". Then I broke my promise and started giggling like a little school girl. I knew for a fact I was about to get a most amazing blow job. I was so happy. :) Now, if she would have pooped on my or something it would have been a totally different outcome. Not sure if that helps or not.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Hair Weaves Posted: 10/21/2007 5:21:52 AM
Here is an advertisement for a video on how to weave hair and it shows some of the horrible weaves. http://www.blackatlanta.com/hair-braiding.php If you try and do a search for hair weaves you find the more expensive versions that are normally straight hair weaves and not the braided type. But in reality all you see for the most part are the braided ones. The really cheap ones just look almost comical. For instance sleeping at night will bend the braids and they stick out like a used mop with stringy nylon fibers sticking out of them. A lof of these weaves are also extremely long and hangs down to their asses. I'm just wondering why it is these crappy weaves are so popular I guess. To me they look hideous!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Is showing breasts indecent? Posted: 10/21/2007 5:03:49 AM
how come women never send me pics of their boobies?! why on earth would a guy ever want to think of reporting that is beyond me. (thinking with my little brain).

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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masturbating neighbor Posted: 10/21/2007 4:50:13 AM
Buy a large box of batteries and leave them in front of her door with a note saying "With compliments, your neighbor in apartment #123. ;-)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Hair Weaves Posted: 10/20/2007 3:27:35 AM
Next time you walk by one, sniff it. If nothing else, it'll strike a conversation and you can ask. or get slapped. :)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Hair Weaves Posted: 10/18/2007 3:45:48 AM
This really bugs me since I see it all the time pretty much everywhere I look. What is it about weaves that make them so popular? I see them mainly on African-American women. Some pretty much look like an old used mop dipped in dye. Most just look incredibly horrible and fake. When I see one I think nasty germs for one but that is probably because I am just not informed about them. Do you wash weaves? What do others think of them?

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Why do women shave there eye brows? Posted: 10/18/2007 3:39:59 AM
This totally grosses me out. I actually have that listed as a 'no no' on my profile. 7) Ladies that pluck all their eyebrows out and pencil them in! (OMG that is creepy!)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Accepting a man that's unemployed Posted: 10/16/2007 4:04:18 AM
"Down on your luck"?! What does 'luck' have to do with it? And you want someone to 'accept' your situation? Good luck with that. One thing that just bugs the crap out of me is how some people look at employment. Instead of whining about the side-effects of unemployment just go get employed. If you have some kind of addiction (booze, drugs, etc) go get help with that. How do you pay for the date? Or in today's world, how do you pay for your half of the date?

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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How many women suck their own nipples? Posted: 10/16/2007 3:53:23 AM
Huge turn-on for me. Not sure why but it does!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Does semen make your tongue numb? Posted: 10/14/2007 4:10:28 AM
I was just thinking about the the old 'eat pineapples a few days to make it taste better' the other day. The reason I say this is because I eat a lot of 'extremely' hot foods. I bought some hot sauce that will literally blister your lips if you just touch it to your lips. (for those that know about real heat it is 640,000 scoville units of heat). I wonder if that would cause semen to become spicy. Any ladies want to test this theory out? :) j/k...kinda sorta

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Finding women with similar fetishes Posted: 10/11/2007 4:14:30 AM
One thing you could do is put something on your profile pertaining to 'freak in the bedroom'. That is kind of a general summary and might open up the dialog a bit faster. note to self update profile.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Do you want a ring or a car ? Posted: 10/9/2007 4:38:22 AM
kudos to him for finding such a woman! i never got the idea of buying a huge expensive ring for a woman. a car is much more practical and she can drive you around in it. :)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Unhealthy obsession with oral sex? Posted: 10/9/2007 3:22:39 AM
holy crap some of the people on this site. MarciBabi, why are you being such a **** to the guy? he is trying to get help and seems to me to be sincerely concerned.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Is something wrong wit me? Posted: 10/9/2007 2:36:07 AM
As others have stated it might be having kids. I visit a lot of profiles and rarely make first contact with anyone. I imagine there are a lot of others that do that as well.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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why do men make fun of a girl with an accent? Posted: 10/9/2007 2:27:30 AM
that is bizarre. why on earth would someone repeat what you said back to you. irritating to say the least! i'm stuck in limbo myself. i was born and raised in the south and live in the northeast now (for the last 8 years) and have a dual accent. up north they think i have a southern accent down south they think i have a northern accent. weird!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Men Shaved??? Posted: 10/8/2007 4:51:45 AM
sure would be cool if someone had the time to go back and tally the votes on this. ;-)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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rape or just stupidity? Posted: 10/8/2007 3:18:10 AM
what scares me is a person having to ask this question in the first place.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Would you seriously date a woman or a man if they told you that they did not give oral sex Posted: 9/23/2007 10:09:10 AM
I would date one right up until the time I found out they didn't. I love it toooooo much! Reminds me of that HBO special about the Bunny Ranch where one new lady came in and said she didn't do oral. Needless to say she didn't last very long.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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So I'm dating this girl.... Posted: 8/1/2007 3:46:37 AM
el-mariachi you suck, "I'm here to talk and for advice, not relationships" but yet you list: first date :"dinner movie sex", so your just a**who uses women for sex, is that it? Sometimes people just amaze me. Here is a guy being totally upfront and honest about what he is looking for and you call him an *hole. WTF! All I hear women complain about is how guys end up dating them under the guise of a caring person who wants a relationship but it ended up being only about sex. How can you slam someone for being upfront and honest about what they are looking for?

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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So I'm dating this girl.... Posted: 8/1/2007 3:43:05 AM
RUN!! Fast as you can!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Breast sex Posted: 8/1/2007 3:16:44 AM
What does the woman get out of it? Honestly? There are a lot of different people with a lot of different likes and dislikes. Some look at it as just another way to give a hand job and others look at it totally different. I had one girlfriend who absolutely INSISTED on finishing up between her boobs. She said it was a visual thing and liked to see the end result up close. I really miss my ex.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much Posted: 8/1/2007 3:13:44 AM
that gives a whole new meaning to adventurous! yea it really turns me on to think about some chick slicing my pecker up with a cheese grater.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Tattoos on women turn on or turn off? just curious Posted: 8/1/2007 3:09:57 AM
i like strategically placed tats on women but i see a lot of the time when women are young they don't think about what they are doing. (the young ones will bash me for this i'm sure). do they ever think about the future? tattoos all over their arms, up their neck, legs. down the road they may end up in a totally different lifestyle (which is likely) and will regret the **** out of all those tattoos that now prevent them from wearing a nice dress and attending a dinner party or other activities. Only get tattoos that you can cover up with regular dress!!!!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Buying drinks Posted: 8/1/2007 3:03:55 AM
sounds like a drink whore to me. maybe you should have responded, "so, you gonna give me a blowjob?"

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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weird fetish Posted: 7/27/2007 3:56:32 AM
this happened to me once. i was single and met this very hot chick who seemed interested in me. she invited me out for a july 4th party where i then found out she was married. her hubby wanted me to do his wife. we all ended up being friends but the relationship between me and his wife escalated outside of their relationship. good thing it finally ended. that is one thing a guy needs to think about before having someone else bang his wife. he may create a bad situation for himself.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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question re: the male crotch grab Posted: 6/29/2007 1:50:10 AM
if it is hot outside and the tip sticks to my knee i have no choice but to adjust myself.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Being upfront about erectile dysfunction Posted: 6/29/2007 1:44:56 AM
Yes, acgoat, that's the problem.......he left me hanging both times with no explanation. He did tell me later that the reason he has ED is because he's Type II diabetic and has other health issues that he takes meds for. What is worse? Someone that had an ED problem leaving you hanging our the poor guy that is having to deal with a very serious problem? This guy got left hanging as well, by his own unintentional fault and also has to deal with the fact he can't perform as a man should. Double whammy for him. I guess he could have just stopped seeing you and make you think it was your fault but he was upfront about it. He is obviously attracted to you if he saw you twice in a romantic situation. There are a lot of reasons he could be having a problem. Some could be physical reasons such as smoking, drinking, etc and there could be a mental issue as well.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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older woman from work Posted: 4/14/2007 4:20:32 AM
man, what an ***hole. your question isn't really about you being with an older woman. that is the least of your problems. get interested in someone who isn't married. believe me, there are plenty of older unattached women.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Do you consider oral sex 'sex'? Posted: 4/9/2007 4:18:50 AM
Yes, oral sex is 'sex'. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse Sexual intercourse is also defined as referring to any form of insertive sexual behavior, including oral sex, as well as anal intercourse. The phrase to have sex can mean any or all of these behaviors.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Scared!! Posted: 3/21/2007 3:41:07 PM
Oh, i see nolochemical already mentioned hijackthis oops, my bad. :)

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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If a gay man Posted: 3/21/2007 8:18:34 AM
"Ok, I don't know for sure if he is gay but his mannerisms are like a woman's when they flirt with me so that's why." go ask him if he is gay and if he says yes just ask him to wear a condom when he kneads your dough. while it doesn't amaze me someone like you exists and has this type of thought pattern it does amaze me that someone like you exists that would post this in a public forum.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Why are women afraid to post their photo? Posted: 3/21/2007 5:43:52 AM
TomPiltoff, you are a prick (the Einstein thingy). Why do you have to be so condescending to people here that are just giving their opinion? Intelligence is relative. You are on a dating site. So if you show you are an arrogant ***hole is that going to increase your chances on here? Instead of attacking people why don't you use your incredibly superior thinking in a more positive way.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Nudie Bars and Lap Dances Posted: 3/20/2007 8:30:39 AM
perhaps I need to visit one with him![/] That is probably a good idea! It would help you understand it better. btw ladies, i only charge $20 for a lapdance.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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If a gay man Posted: 3/20/2007 6:16:16 AM
man, you sound like you are just realizing that gay people have jobs. i go to a lot of trendy restaurants and bars all the time and about every one of them have gay employees. I never even thought for a second that that was even an issue. sorry, but you are homophobic! and yes, they look at me a lot when i go in but it doesn't bother me. i just wink at them.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Scared!! Posted: 3/19/2007 12:11:27 PM
He is lying about the 'f2' thing. The link below shows the basic Windows keyboard shortcuts. http://support.microsoft.com/kb/301583 Their are only a few ways he could have gotten your password. One was mentioned earlier as being a keystroke logger. This is possible and is hard to detect if hidden by a rootkit. I would suggest first trying to see if there is a rootkit installed. You can use various software applications to do this. One of the most popular is a program called Hijack This. Just go to google and type in hijackthis. It is the first link. If hijack this finds a rootkit then there is big problems. I would also recommend doing a full virus scan on the system. If you don't have one that you have purchased there are free ones available. ClamWin is a good free AntiVirus application. After running Hijack this do a full virus scan. Also, if you use Yahoo and let it 'remember you' or have windows remember your password it is easy to gain access to the account. Rootkit - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rootkit Hijackthis - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijackthis

blast3r

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Design Fault ? Posted: 3/18/2007 5:58:44 AM
I can see it now. G-spot relocation surgery. What an idea!

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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How do you take it when someone asks for MORE pictures, including full body ones? Posted: 3/16/2007 2:21:09 PM
I like to get a full picture. Just face shots can be a bit misleading. I'm not trying to be mean here but if the weight is listed as average it doesn't mean average at the local weight watcher's meeting. I have went out with one of those 'averages' that included just a head shot picture (her face looked thin) and regretted it.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Topless girls Posted: 3/16/2007 4:11:14 AM
So what if a man had breast implants and went topless. Say a she-male. Had his man package still attached and on his drivers license he had that he was a male. That would be an interesting situation.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Fish Personalities..... Posted: 3/14/2007 3:19:51 AM
hope i don't get yelled at but i think this is totally goofy.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Is It Disrespectful Or Not Posted: 3/12/2007 11:05:01 AM
Perhaps they are in a situation that is rather important and couldn't wait. I would have asked him if everything was okay and see what he said.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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when do i tell her i have hepatitis c? Posted: 3/12/2007 10:58:39 AM
I would want to know up front. Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person. Even the smallest amounts of blood can transmit hepatitis C. Transmission can occur through: sharing and equipment used to inject drugs unsterile tattooing, body piercing and skin penetration procedures household practices (such as sharing razor blades and toothbrushes) occupational procedures (eg, needlestick and sharps injuries) certain sexual activities mother to baby.

blast3r

Joined: 9/17/2006

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Would you seriously date a woman or a man if they told you that they did not give oral sex Posted: 3/11/2007 5:14:22 PM
i like oral sex too much. it is more a visual thing than anything else. i like to give, too! btw, this reminds me of the prostitute that showed up at the bunny ranch (hbo series) who says she doesn't do oral sex. i about fell out of my chair! wtf?! anyone else see that?

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