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peter-256

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If the shops ran out of food.? Posted: 8/1/2009 9:04:09 AM
Luckily for me I live near the countryside so there would be plenty of food around. My diet might a bit odd - something like pigeon/sea gull/duck with apples or blackberries !!

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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why do men make fun of a girl with an accent? Posted: 10/9/2007 11:37:49 AM
I don't make fun of girls with accents, I love accents, I think they are really cool.

peter-256

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tall girls? Posted: 12/17/2006 3:32:44 PM
I don't mind if a lady is taller than me, I have always thought that tall girls are extremely sexy. Many seem to have a certain elegance and poise that made them seem more attractive.

peter-256

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LONDON MEET PHOTOS 2ND DEC 06 Posted: 12/4/2006 9:33:47 AM
that is because we women rule the worlddddddddddddddd No you don't, we guys just let you think you do - just to lull you all into a false sense of security

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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LONDON MEET PHOTOS 2ND DEC 06 Posted: 12/4/2006 7:08:25 AM
MSG 12: No, I used the photos from this page, cropped and resized them to suite. I assume thats OK with PoF ? Great pic of you in the blue shirt!!! Which one ? The one of me with a beer in hand or the one of me chatting to "Princess Tanya" ??

peter-256

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LONDON MEET PHOTOS 2ND DEC 06 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:37:02 AM
Well, I had a great time and have now replaced some of my more dodgy photos with the ones from the party !! Thanks to Misty, Magac and Mark for a fabulous do. The venue was easy to find by your instructions. To all the lovely ladies I got chatting with: I hope I did not bore or drool over you too much ! Thanks to "Princess Tanya" for upgrading me to "Knight Peter" (She even drew a little sword on my name tag) - I don't know what I did to deserve that honour but it was nice meeting you. Peter

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Image problems... Help! Posted: 10/31/2006 6:51:31 AM
I am tracing the route from London/South East UK to PoF's servers :- %traceroute Version 1.4 FreeBSD 6.1 (UNIX) Usage: traceroute [-dFInrSvx] [-g gateway] [-i iface] [-f first_ttl] [-m max_ttl] [-p port] [-P proto] [-q nqueries] [-s src_addr] [-t tos] [-w waittime] [-z pausemsecs] host [packetlen] %traceroute imagetest.plentyoffish.com traceroute: Warning: imagetest.plentyoffish.com has multiple addresses; using 66.232.129.116 traceroute to pof.edgecaching.com (66.232.129.116), 64 hops max, 40 byte packets 1 192.168.0.1 (192.168.0.1) 1.101 ms 4.440 ms 3.885 ms 2 l1.ar10.hx4.bb.pipex.net (194.106.38.250) 22.441 ms 12.970 ms 20.701 ms 3 ge-2-1-0-0.cr10.hx4.dsl.pipex.net (194.106.38.149) 13.132 ms 13.231 ms 13.186 ms 4 pc1.cr05.hx2.bb.pipex.net (62.72.143.13) 34.943 ms 55.662 ms 41.642 ms 5 195.66.226.185 (195.66.226.185) 15.235 ms 13.805 ms 19.968 ms 6 hostway.demarc.cogentco.com (130.117.242.146) 16.914 ms 21.756 ms 12.929 ms 7 lfw561a.securepod.com (84.40.0.52) 15.936 ms 14.459 ms 14.930 ms 8 ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116) 18.935 ms ! 17.150 ms ! 15.126 ms ! Have you thought of caching some of your UK content in a UK based server ? It might ease the congestion a bit. Hope this helps

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Image problems... Help! Posted: 10/30/2006 2:32:44 PM
I got this :- peter@Laptop1:~> ping images.plentyoffish.com PING pofay.cache.peer1.net (72.51.51.7) 56(84) bytes of data. 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=1 ttl=57 time=101 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=2 ttl=57 time=102 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=3 ttl=57 time=101 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=4 ttl=57 time=102 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=5 ttl=57 time=101 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=6 ttl=57 time=102 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=7 ttl=57 time=102 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=8 ttl=57 time=101 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=9 ttl=57 time=102 ms 64 bytes from 72.51.51.7: icmp_seq=10 ttl=57 time=102 ms --- pofay.cache.peer1.net ping statistics --- 10 packets transmitted, 10 received, 0% packet loss, time 9003ms rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 101.685/102.219/102.876/0.513 ms Average = 102.219ms And the second one :- peter@Laptop1:~> ping imagetest.plentyoffish.com PING pof.edgecaching.com (66.232.129.116) 56(84) bytes of data. 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=1 ttl=54 time=14.8 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=2 ttl=54 time=14.9 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=3 ttl=54 time=13.9 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=4 ttl=54 time=14.5 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=5 ttl=54 time=14.4 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=6 ttl=54 time=14.4 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=7 ttl=54 time=14.3 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=8 ttl=54 time=14.3 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=9 ttl=54 time=14.2 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=10 ttl=54 time=16.1 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=11 ttl=54 time=15.1 ms 64 bytes from ukcache2.securepod.com (66.232.129.116): icmp_seq=12 ttl=54 time=13.8 ms --- pof.edgecaching.com ping statistics --- 12 packets transmitted, 12 received, 0% packet loss, time 11004ms rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 13.823/14.605/16.162/0.612 ms Average = 14.605ms I am also getting time-out errors too Hope that helps

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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ISP'S Posted: 10/30/2006 1:05:48 AM
I used Demon for dial-up and then broadband - they were OK I now use Freedom2Surf. For £14.99 / Month I get 8Megs, cap at 5GB and Web site. So far no probs. I think they have been 'acquired' by Pipex

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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How do you annoy junk mailers ... Posted: 10/29/2006 12:16:59 PM
.. and have a bit of fun too. You know how it is, you get up, check the mail and most of it is junk. The fact that they are wasting your time is bad enough but the fact that they are wasting so much paper (and trees) is worse. So the next time you get some junk mail with the pre-paid return envelopes send it back to them preferably with some other idiots junk mail in it. This will achieve the following :- 1. It makes the act of junk mailing more expensive as they have to pay for sending the initial junk out and for the returning pre-paid envelope. 2. It wastes their time the same way it wastes your time. 3. The post office will earn a bit more cash and might even delay the next postal price increase. If everyone does this the junk mailers might ease off a bit and give us all a break. We might even have enough trees to see us through to the next century. So, how do you deal with junk mail ?

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Christmas lunch Posted: 10/29/2006 12:09:21 PM
I will be here, all on my own so its down stairs to the restaurant for me on xmas day

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Can men do more than one thing at a time? Posted: 10/29/2006 11:58:05 AM
Men can multi-task quite well but the jobs we tend to get cant be easily multi-tasked. If two guys are heaving a piano upstairs, its a bit unrealistic to expect them to dust, hoover, feed the dog and yak the phone for hours on end !!

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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The osmonds and other family groups Posted: 10/29/2006 10:56:18 AM
The Corrs: Three gorgeous girls (and one bloke that everyone ignores anyway !) Ooops Double post !! Roses are red, Violets are blue I posted once, but got bloody two !!

peter-256

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The osmonds and other family groups Posted: 10/29/2006 10:55:12 AM
The Corrs: Three gorgeous girls (and one bloke that everyone ignores anyway !)

peter-256

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meat and two veg Posted: 10/29/2006 7:01:34 AM
I live above a restaurant so every Sunday I just walk down my stairs.

peter-256

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Anyone Has Guts To Say I LOVE YOU Posted: 10/28/2006 12:44:03 PM
Yes I will say it I Love you Err, who am I saying to too ?? VVVV Dont worry, LS, It aint you !!!

peter-256

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Friends?? Posted: 10/28/2006 5:09:44 AM
I had a friend like that once. I helped her in various ways, even lending her a bit of cash when she needed it. Then one day I asked her to help me move some stuff in her car. She went into a rage saying what a horrid bloke I was !!! I lost interest after her after that.

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Rude Messages on here Posted: 10/27/2006 2:36:14 AM
Edit: Sorry double post !! Please delete !!

peter-256

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Rude Messages on here Posted: 10/27/2006 2:35:36 AM
^^^ - I think you have a pretty face, Babycham !! I haven't had any bad messages just ones I couldn't understand !! Some are written so badly I'm at a loss on how to respond to them !

peter-256

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What Was The 1st Words Spoken From The Moon? Posted: 10/25/2006 4:15:46 AM
Alien 1: "Bury the monolith over there, about 10 feet under the moon dust. This will drive those stupid humans crazy when they discover it in a few hundred years time. " Alien 2: "For a laugh, should we bury the dinosaur bones here ? It would drive them bloody mental trying to work out how they got here ... " Alien 1: "No, that would be too much for their pea-sized brains to handle. We are going to bury the bones on their own planet, that should keep them entertained for a while. Hurry up guys, we have some bones and dead sea scrolls to bury on the 3rd planet and some channels to dig on the 4th planet" Alien 2: "I fcuking love playing practical jokes on primitive life forms !!" Alien 1: "Me too. Pack up guys. Lets go..." Aliens:

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Traditional English Pub's Posted: 10/25/2006 2:44:15 AM
I live in the town centre so I am surrounded by traditional pubs, the lovely ones with exposed beams and open fires. i cannot abide bars where they are so supercool the people dont even talk to themselves Ahh the great north / south divide - down here only nutters talk to themselves

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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sayings Posted: 10/24/2006 3:51:29 PM
How about "Whale Oil Beef Hooked !!" Say it fast for best effect. For a real laugh, write those words into someones speech just before they read it to a posh audience.

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Breast Cancer Posted: 10/24/2006 3:42:40 PM
Aww go on, Fernilee, you know you want to

peter-256

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t shirt slogans Posted: 10/24/2006 3:37:00 PM
Im really 76yrs, one more face lift and ill have a beard Not to mention a very odd shaped second mouth !!!

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Linux Expo in London 25~26 Oct 2006 Posted: 10/24/2006 2:56:43 PM
B. I keep thinking this thread is about Linus from snoopy You are surprisingly close, its about a system originally created by a chap called Linus Torvalds. He uploaded it to the Internet and invited his mates to improve it, so they did. More and more people worked on it and it got better and better. Its now nearly as good as Windows and its free. I am using it to type this and and admire all your lovely cleavages

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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Vending Machines in toilets Posted: 10/24/2006 11:39:09 AM
^^^^ If your lady has a headache the sheep is your backup ! Very strange smelling lager. It was only £0.25 per pint but it didn't half taste weird !

peter-256

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What's Quite Interesting About Yourself? Posted: 10/24/2006 9:41:47 AM
I can lick my ears !!

peter-256

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27th Oct IS Pink Fiday. Posted: 10/24/2006 9:36:45 AM
MSG 12 My cleavage is on display in a sodding roll neck WOW I'm impressed. Do they peek over the top like two pink, one-eyes snakes ? If they stretch that far you could use then as shoulder pads

peter-256

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After washing your hands.... Posted: 10/24/2006 8:38:13 AM
I prefer to wipe my hands on other people's jeans after i have washed them Gets me punched quite a lot though

peter-256

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worst films Posted: 10/24/2006 8:05:28 AM
MSG 29 The sequel "Nine Legged Freaks" was so bad they didn't even film it

peter-256

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t shirt slogans Posted: 10/24/2006 8:00:46 AM
I have one that says "Brunettes are so hot right now" funnily enough.. Enjoy it while you can, the blonds will be back on top soon enough - or so my blond friends tell me !

peter-256

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t shirt slogans Posted: 10/24/2006 6:20:22 AM
MSG 123 Yes I know ive got no tits!! You sell your self short, Pippa. Some ladies are so cute they don't need them !

peter-256

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Linux Expo in London 25~26 Oct 2006 Posted: 10/24/2006 6:13:33 AM
Isn't a Linux some sort of big cat? Yes and it has a tubby Microsoft mouse in its jaws !! Its a bit like Windows but without the viruses, spyware and blue screens of death

peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006

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The All New Contraceptive Posted: 10/24/2006 5:20:28 AM
what is my preferred method of contraception? Being on here for hours at a time and not "interfacing" with real women !!

peter-256

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Linux Expo in London 25~26 Oct 2006 Posted: 10/24/2006 4:56:39 AM
I am wondering what day to visit this expo. Are any of my fellow PoF geeks attending this and on what day ? If any of you turn up you can spot me by my badge "M2MN Ltd"

peter-256

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Best thread in the world ever!!!!!!! Posted: 10/24/2006 3:23:01 AM
You need to use the quotes like this [] First[] Second[] Third[/][/][/] Opentag - one - opentag - two - opentag - three -closetagclosetagclosetag See? Edit: Yes, thanks. Do I assume its bad to put text between closing tags ? Yes, it ruins the "nesting" oh SHOW-OFF Peter!!! Jealous, just you can't do it !! Oh, you did !! (Oh where did Fernilee go ??)

peter-256

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Family Posted: 10/24/2006 3:18:03 AM
My family is scattered all over the place Parents - Wales Me - Kent (All on my own) Sister 1 - Essex Sister 2 - Devon Brother - Lincs Long lost sister - Texas USA Long lost brother - USA somewhere Natural mother - Texas USA

peter-256

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Anyone Has Guts To Say I LOVE YOU Posted: 10/23/2006 5:19:36 PM
I love my laptop - for connecting me to all you nice ladies

peter-256

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Give up now, chaps! - (just for fun) Posted: 10/23/2006 4:57:37 PM
Just think if we got it together and lived in the same place - you would never trust your tooth paste again, would you !!! and you would be constantly searching the attic for porn and beer !! Who the hell is Bob anyway

peter-256

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What are you craving right now? Posted: 10/23/2006 3:43:25 PM
I want to curl up on my sofa with one of you ladies.... hmmm whos closest ?

peter-256

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Give up now, chaps! - (just for fun) Posted: 10/23/2006 12:40:28 PM
MSG 17 & 20 WAR 1. You know you lost the last battle so slope off to the spare room (You let her think she has won, in any case the spare room has your secret stash of porn and beer +100) 2. She's hidden the duvet in the attic so you get some towels from the bathroom (You also swap her toothpaste with cream for haemorrhoids +1000) 3. The next day you are so determined to win the war you buy her a bunch of flowers (+50 as an added bonus you give her a guilt-complex by telling her how you froze in that cold attic - but unknown to her, the porn kept you warm +500) 4. They are from the petrol station (No, you picked them from next doors garden +50) 5. You try the subtle approach, communcation, but realise you will never win and give in graciously and end up blubbing like a baby....... (You realise you can win so easily against anyone who can't spell "communication" properly +1000) Score: 2700 Yawn, next !!

peter-256

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Was It Better On Here When You Were A Newbie. Posted: 10/23/2006 10:15:31 AM
I have only been on here for about a month and the forum seems to be the best place to be for meeting people. All in all, I think it has got better - so far. I also notice people disappearing like Circus Freak, Babe121 and BadPenny. I am wondering why they left.

peter-256

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Favorite villian Posted: 10/23/2006 10:01:11 AM
Agent Smith in the Matrix

peter-256

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Sick !!! Posted: 10/23/2006 9:48:41 AM
...emissions from my nether regions... Don't strike a match near there or it really will be PantsOnFire Joking aside, get better soon

peter-256

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Claim to fame! Posted: 10/23/2006 5:49:53 AM
My friend Jan played 'Cally' in the sci-fi series Blakes 7 My friend Teresa, knows Bob Geldof, in fact he lives in our town. I even went to one of his parties. I spoke to newsreader Jan Leeming at a party hosted by Teresa's mum I met Jet Black from the Stranglers many years ago about one of his inventions I was mistaken for Paul Simon once.

peter-256

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Honesty Phobe... Posted: 10/22/2006 3:32:00 PM
Oh and ayot... i dont lie.... i do give the best BJ's Judging by your photo,Pink Tigger, it sure didn't taste very good

peter-256

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Honesty Phobe... Posted: 10/22/2006 3:31:46 PM
MSG 13 Oh and ayot... i dont lie.... i do give the best BJ's Judging by your photo,Pink Tigger, it sure didn't taste very good

peter-256

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Honesty Phobe... Posted: 10/22/2006 2:50:46 PM
... WE WANT the truth... You can't handle the truth !! (Sorry, I have been dying to say that since I saw "A Few Good Men")

peter-256

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Claim to fame! Posted: 10/22/2006 2:48:10 PM
What person in their right mind would admit to meeting the crankies I have heard it all now !!

peter-256

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Honesty Phobe... Posted: 10/22/2006 2:37:36 PM
We don't have a problem with telling the truth, you ladies just having trouble accepting it !!

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