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 Author Thread: Homemade Energy Drink Recipes
 blip
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Homemade Energy Drink Recipes
Posted: 9/26/2007 12:35:41 AM
@SAguy,

I remember doing that here in A-Town back in the day...we called it "Buffalo Juice" and made it in a 25 gallon cooler. It was a BYO,bottle and we put it all in with various juices. We called it "the crowd pleaser" when we did it in Hawaii. Not quite an energy drink as much as it is a coktail with a mules kick.
 blip
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
dating or forums
Posted: 8/20/2007 3:57:04 PM
I only come here for the forums, but I do get lots of weekly e-mails. Nothing major on the dating side, but the forums have gained me many friends.

JD
 blip
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Buds before Studs...Bro's before Ho's?????
Posted: 8/20/2007 9:51:51 AM
I adhere to the unspoken rule just because it is an issue with my ethics and morality. Now if I could just find friends who do this as well. Both of my ex's are with my friends.

Man Law #35
If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.

Man Law #43
The only time fvcking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).

blip
 blip
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
The CD is 25 today
Posted: 8/17/2007 12:40:34 PM
I remember being really pissed when I bought my first CD and it wouldn't play on my phonograph. I was only 11, so I had no idea you needed a special player, and the store wouldn't take it back because it was all scratched up. duh.

blip
 1-cheek-sneak
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Loveless/Break Up Poetry
Posted: 8/15/2007 3:23:33 PM
Woke up this morning,
and you were gone,
I found a note,
it says “so long”,
You said this love would last our lives,
I hope your face breaks out in hives.

I hope you die a painful death ,
I hope you choke on your next breath,
You screwed me up, you’ve done me wrong,
I hope you die before too long.

I hope you have a heart attack,
I hope your breasts get really slack,
You were my girl but now you're not ,
I hope you die, I hope you rot.

I don’t wanna be your friend,
I only want your life to end,
You’re back in town, someone else’s gal,
I hope you drown in the love canal.

I hope you die a painful death,
I hope you choke on your next breath,
You screwed me up you’ve done me wrong,
I hope you die before too long,
I hope you die before end of the song,
I hope you die, I really, really hope you die,

Die, die, die, die…eat sh!t and die.\

 1-cheek-sneak
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Has anyone ever said...
Posted: 8/15/2007 1:15:29 PM
I was once called an "Emotional Tampon for Women" by a friend of mine...I thought it was funny.

My existing friends...EVERY DAY...ask me if anyone has told me to "fvck off" today. If not they will.

JD
 1-cheek-sneak
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 16 (view)
 
What does your car say about........
Posted: 8/15/2007 1:07:49 PM
Nothing about old hot rods in there..... I have 2 of them that I drive daily unless I am going off road, then I take my Jeep.

I guess it just makes me unworthy of the list.

JD
 1-cheek-sneak
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Debate on lower drinking age bubbling up
Posted: 8/14/2007 9:08:14 PM
RIIIGHT...

You find me an 18yr old who can't buy beer, I guarantee you they can find a friend of a friend of a cousin who is 21 to buy it for them. The I.D. law does is as effective at stopping underage drinking as the drug war is at stopping meth, coke, pot, etc.
 1-cheek-sneak
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Mexican Hot-dogs
Posted: 8/14/2007 8:32:23 PM
Up here in NW TX, they take a foot long doggie, add cheese and peppers, wrap that sucker in a corn tortilla and fry it like a taquito.......DAMN good.

JD
 1-cheek-sneak
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Halloween treats
Posted: 8/7/2007 11:09:10 PM
My daughter and I always look forward to going caroling on Halloween. We like hot chocolate, but money is fine.

 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 19 (view)
 
My story. Chapter 1
Posted: 8/7/2007 9:27:44 PM
I want to know about the Chevelle... It looks like a '69 with a 327 or 396. Great lines and finish. I bet she will run the 1/4 mile in under 12.5. Does it have buckets with a console or a bench seat? Auto or manual? Don't leave me hangin... I want to know more about her.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Best Popcorn Ever!
Posted: 7/26/2007 10:38:13 PM
What is this "popcorn" stuff? I mean really, it's good on the "cob" and from a can. The "creamed" stuff is iffy. But "popped" you say... I remember a few times at the moving picture facility where they had a giant box that was disturbingly noisy..and the told me it was "corn". I ordered 2 cobs and they laughed. They gave me a giant box of "stuffing" that cost $24.95, but it weren't "corn" at all. I am assuming it was a conspiracy...playing me like a fool. Shoots, corn is sweet..not all fluffy and buttery. I think it was small bits of lobster.

I could be wrong......

J
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
High speed police chases
Posted: 7/26/2007 9:57:06 PM
Byrd..we were all idiots at one point. You are a level headed individual now. I have been the suspect a few times, and been the persuee rather than th persuer. (sp) I like the P.I.T. I just think the police and HiPo need better chase vehicles. Like 007. rockets and stuff.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Connecticut home invasion leads to death of family
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:47:46 PM
Get a few ropes...............
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Da Bomb---Sloppy Joes!
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:39:46 PM
I make mine with salt, pepper and garlic on the grill. And then I lay thinly slice jalapenos on and I put pepper jack cheese on them for the last minute. Best hamburgers ever. I also grill my buns on occasion.

I just LOVE hamburgers
J
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Smoked salmon that bites back
Posted: 7/21/2007 11:35:47 PM
OK.... I am almost there with it. Just tell me what kind of wood you use in yer smoker and I can finish.

Don't tease me man! I want details!
J
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 143 (view)
 
The Maine Point
Posted: 7/21/2007 10:59:56 PM
SHIT! He is already gone. I tried to get ahold of him, and he has canceled. I would be devastated, to say the least. to the Duck. Him and his are in my prayers.

Big Aloha to Fupped Duck and his family.

J
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Party....what are your thoughts?
Posted: 7/21/2007 10:56:03 PM
Whooo Hoooooo! Should I bring beer, Bacardi, or chili? Can I bring someone's Ex with me?

 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Bush's colon exam
Posted: 7/21/2007 4:13:14 PM
They will find G.W.'s head when they examine Cheney's ass. And D!ck's when they examine Bush Sr., and SO ON.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 12 (view)
 
How do I kill the buzz......?!!
Posted: 7/19/2007 11:46:29 AM
I have used expandable foam for this before. It sprays and expands something like 300X and makes a nice tomb for whatever it seals in. And, it's paintable. It only works if they are in a crack, not if they have a hanging hive.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Simon Sandwich
Posted: 7/15/2007 12:18:28 PM
I want the recipe for UNSNOBBY Prozac Soup. And if you have a suggestion for a good wine that compliments the main course...

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
I'm sick of the same ole same ole
Posted: 7/14/2007 11:26:55 PM
6 Slim Jims
2 Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes
24 oZ energy drink
Small bag of Cheetos and
a King Size Snickers bar
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Flying in lawn chairs
Posted: 7/13/2007 9:22:31 PM
I did it once... NO balloons needed. Just a 4X4 Chevy truck with me a a friend in lawn chairs relaxing in the back (guarding the beer). One REALLY good bump at a nice speed, I was catapulted into the creek while my friend clung to a tree. But I FLEW I TELL YOU!.......like a brick I did......

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
HUMONGOUS Shrimp, how would YOU make them?
Posted: 7/13/2007 3:52:47 PM
They are Prawns if they are fresh water creatures.

Wrap them in bacon, throw them on the grill.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Anyone miss any of their childhood toys?
Posted: 7/13/2007 10:58:02 AM
I miss my Big Wheel terribly. I destroyed 3 as a kid, just from riding them to death. If I could find one big enough for my 6'5" frame, I would buy it and ride it all over the neighborhood!

And my Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Spiders... Help!
Posted: 7/13/2007 10:48:34 AM
Get a spray bottle or SuperSoaker water gun and fill it with either 99% rubbing Alcohol or Acetone. No spider can live after being sprayed with either. And they both evaporate quickly so they don't smell for long. I prefer the 99% Alcohol because it takes longer to evaporate, and is more likely to kill what it hits. It works on everything but centipedes. Hope this helps.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Cartoons
Posted: 7/11/2007 4:03:09 PM
I was talking to some friends today and we remembered Quick Draw McGraw, deputy Dog, and Mighty Mouse.

Then it hit me. Yosimite Sam. When he would shoot bot six-guns and it would lift him off the ground. But we can't remember his black haired twins name. If anybody knows...we would appreciate it.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Cartoons
Posted: 7/10/2007 4:55:35 PM
Not a cartoon, but I just LOVED "B.J. and the Bear". A trucker and his pet Chimp. Probably one of my favorite shows ever.

I say..I say..I darn near forgot about Foghorn Leghorn. Kicking that poor dog's ass all over the place. And the little Chickenhawk. Too funny.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 94 (view)
 
the Maine Point
Posted: 7/10/2007 4:32:45 PM
Thank GOD it's not used for mixed drinks.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Cartoons
Posted: 7/10/2007 11:15:25 AM
I loved Mr. Magoo. That used to just crack me up.

The Animaniacs later on.

All of the new "adult" cartoons are great. South Park, Family Guy, Futurama and the Simpsons.


Spongebob is pretty funny as well.

 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 117 (view)
 
Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 7/6/2007 5:27:20 PM
I found a new one... There is a fella here in Amarillo that sells RVs.

Dick Stout

hehe
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Dating pointers........speed or otherwise
Posted: 7/3/2007 10:06:16 PM
Show up nekkid with a 12 pack of good beer. Ask them how to please a woman in less than 1 minute. If they give the correct answer, they can have a beer, but they only have what's left of the 5 minutes to finish the beer.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Mother's Best Advice
Posted: 7/3/2007 9:30:07 PM
Not from my mom, but from another source...

See, there's three kinds of people: d!cks, puss!es, and azzholes. Puss!es think everyone can get along, and d!cks just want to fu@k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your azzholes, Chuck. And all the azzholes want us to sh!t all over everything! So, puss!es may get mad at d!cks once in a while, because puss!es get fu@ked by d!cks. But d!cks also fu@k azzholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fu@k the azzholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d!ck and your puzzy all covered in sh!t!
Team America

Other than that:
If there is a gun in the house it had better be yours.
Never threaten anybody in camoflage.
Never fry bacon nekkid.
Don't fly coach, never save the roach.

How many get to heaven? No one knows..But hell will be azzes and elbows.
JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Alcoholic blender drinks.
Posted: 7/3/2007 8:40:12 PM
I have posted this before, but I am always happy to share again....

JD's kick in da okole Lava Flows

4 Bananas
2 cups of vanilla ice cream
small can of diced pineapple
@ 2 cups of ice
6 shots of Bacardi 151

add to a blender, and blend until smooth
pour into a large, clear glasses.

Now
Frozen Strawberries
fill blender 1/3 full
Add dark rum (Capt. Morgans or Hana Bay Dark) until it covers 1/2 of the strawberries

Blend until smooth...
top off the previous mix with a 1 to 1 1/2 inch layer of the strawberry blend
take a straw and push the strawberry mix into the banana mix, so that it looks like lava flowing into a white sea. Presentation is everything with this so use large, clear glass.
Makes 4 large drinks.

The taste is unreal. Like a smoothie with a dark side. Don't add rum if you want "virgin" drinks for the kids.

enjoy

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
7 layer dip recipe needed
Posted: 7/3/2007 4:12:41 PM
refried beans
cheese
sour cream
quacamole
salsa/or picante
onion (jalapenos)
cheese

I have seen cream cheese used for the first layer of cheese, but I use pepper jack and cheddar.
I normally nuke it before I serve it with fresh tortillas.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Double pepperoni, mushrooms, extra cheese and ... porn?
Posted: 7/3/2007 3:27:06 PM
I can see the American franchise right now...

Boners and Moaners Pizza
Back Door Delivery Available
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 58 (view)
 
the Maine Point
Posted: 7/3/2007 12:15:20 PM
Here in TX I have a 78 Cutlass with a massaged 350 4bbl. I will eventually turn her in to a 10 second car that will take freeway on ramps at well over 80mph. In Hawaii, I still ave an 88 Z28 Camaro, EFI 350 and a close ratio 5sp, painted deep purple with t-tops. The Z28 does not have a trailer hitch, I have a Jeep Cherokee for towing there.

I do miss hauling ass down those cane roads, and 4 wheeling to secluded beaches. Ahh, the tropics.
It's a lot different here in TX. Lakes suck compared to the Pacific. No surf here.

Off to have a water balloon fight!

Aloha
JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 55 (view)
 
the Maine Point
Posted: 7/2/2007 9:57:06 PM
I have a trailer hitch on my hot rod...just like any well raised redneck. I'll start the fire now, and be ready to cook by the time I get there. Unless I get the Hi-Po Glow!
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 50 (view)
 
the Maine Point
Posted: 7/2/2007 11:05:33 AM
This weekend I fired up the smoker with some hickory and cherry wood, and slow smoked two huge racks of beef ribs, some kielbasas, and lots of veggies. DAAAYYUUM! I had my neighbors bring their dog over to clean up the bones. He got so full, he wouldn't even eat meat anymore. I still have lots left over for the 4th.

Hope everyone has a safe and fantastic holiday!

JD

 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 65 (view)
 
Calling all mopar people What's your fav MOPAR
Posted: 7/2/2007 10:12:12 AM
^^^^hehehe. That's a good one. I always knew what FORD stood for.

Fu@cked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

I have owned 2 very fast Mopars, and ridden in several. But I built that Camaro to win bets. It was too fast for police radar to accurately clock it's speed. They took it and crushed it the first time they caught me.

Back OT: I remember an episode of Married with Children. And this old prospector told Al..

"Dodge is a damn fine car...I ran over my wife with a Dodge".


JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Calling all mopar people What's your fav MOPAR
Posted: 7/1/2007 10:39:04 AM
I had a '68 Charger with a 440 4sp. It was SICK! Before that I had a '70 Road Runner with the 440, pistol grip 4sp, and the "beep beep" horn. The telephone pole won that battle.
I have always wanted a Superbird, painted Slime Lime. Just a bright yellow blur and the sound of exhaust fading into the distance. hehe

I had a 1970 Camaro RS/SS that was the fastest car I have ever been in. Scary fast.

The new Charger R/Ts are pretty sweet.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
I hope EVERY Dad has THIS happen! Moms Too!
Posted: 6/30/2007 1:02:48 PM
Great story! Being daddy is a great responsibility, and a wonderful experience. Nice of those people to notice, and even more fulfilling having your son justify their opinion. My daughter makes me proud every single day, and tells me every day that I am her favorite person. happy

Good Job J!

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
What..restaurant..has..the..Best..Fish..Tacos..In..Az??
Posted: 6/30/2007 9:41:37 AM
I really wish I could help with the fish tacos in AZ, but I have only been there once for an overnight layover. But there was a guy on Maui that smoked MahiMahi and Ono all morning, and made the most delicious fish tacos. I really miss them. Nobody in NW TX seems to have heard of fish in tacos.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 127 (view)
 
Someone Please HOW Do I CONTROL MY MAN
Posted: 6/29/2007 2:31:47 PM
I have always assumed shock collars, cattle prods, and Chinese finger cuffs would do the trick.

 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
What..restaurant..has..the..Best..Fish..Tacos..In..Az??
Posted: 6/29/2007 2:18:28 PM
I.....absolute..ly....hate......when...my..".........".key...acts..up....it...really...s..u.c..k..s.!.......
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 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Beef Fajitas
Posted: 6/29/2007 9:24:58 AM
I slice the meat into fairly thin strips and marinate in beer, Montreal Steak Seasoning, and diced jalapenos, and a bit of chili powder. When I cook it, I just put it all in a hot pan and cook it until the beer is gone.

Very yummy.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Death to lol and all his relatives
Posted: 6/27/2007 11:29:31 PM
I think lol is used way too much. <------that may be my 5th time at most. I prefer LQTM, (laughing quietly to myself) it's way more accurate. And I don't use it but it makes me laugh. ROTFFLMFAO! I got that a few times. I gave me a giggle. And of course... SFH.. But I faithfully type it all out, but use the occasional BRB.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 44 (view)
 
scent of a woman.....or man
Posted: 6/27/2007 5:19:15 PM
I'm OK as long as you don't smell like ass and cat food.

I prefer the smell of fruit or BBQ to anything.
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Are All men this way?
Posted: 6/27/2007 4:44:14 PM
Are we all invited? What time should we be there? Do I need to bring my Super Soaker?

You should go and have a great time...you don't need to watch the girls...just go and party.

JD
 jdmaui
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Ok,what the heck happened?
Posted: 6/27/2007 4:27:44 PM
Hi Funny,

The last 2 girls I met in real life, did the exact same thing. I chalk it up to experience, and ride off into the sunset.

JD
 
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