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happyone7

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What effects do mens expectations have on women? Posted: 6/3/2006 3:28:20 PM
Put the seat up. Everything else is negotiable.

happyone7

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people should come with labels Posted: 6/3/2006 10:07:11 AM
To engage brain, please pull on lever. Or is it, if lever is pulled brain disengages. I get confused!

happyone7

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people should come with labels Posted: 6/2/2006 7:58:04 PM
There are so many, I can’t choose. - What if the hokey-pokey is really what it's all about? - The ride stopped but, I'm still swirling. - I just realized I have a Giant forehead. - I have an 18 year old daughter. Somebody shoot me. - I've got an itch. - All the bucks stop with me. Send more. - Security device enclosed. - I cannot fly without assistance. - Naah naaah naaaah naaaaah naaaah. - For Entertainment Purposes Only!

happyone7

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Is sarcasm a turn on ..or a big fat negativo :) Posted: 3/24/2006 9:21:33 AM
For me using sarcasm is a two edged sword. It’s great fun to highlight the silly stuff of life. However, if said in the wrong tone, it can make folks defensive, insulted and down right angry. While I continue to fine tune this craft and enjoy sarcasm as entertainment, I have my own boundaries. I try to not make others uncomfortable but, I occasionally step into a big pile of it. My goal continues to be laughter, fun and making others smile. O/T - I find it a turn on when a woman uses sarcasm without belittling the object or subject.

happyone7

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Who, in here, finda a sense of humour sexy versus the serious type. Posted: 3/14/2006 3:42:19 PM
Absolutely. And if you're funny looking, all the better!

happyone7

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Men and Penis enlargement surgery Posted: 3/14/2006 3:33:22 PM
Supamom, no, no and no. No! Butt enhancement maybe. j/k

happyone7

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Make up some good thread titles for trolling Posted: 2/20/2006 11:36:31 AM
Is it me or does Pandy make you hot? Somebody get BadBadGirl back. I miss them…her. Mods Schmods… I’ve got a huge one, who needs it? HAHANOW is truly mean. Why won’t she give it up? Does this mean I’m desperate? Witty, sexy and more fun than your ex! (Thanks O-T-B!) Four kids and unsure of who the fathers are. Am I a catch? Why does she always say it’s just big enough? Am I small? Are your nips dime, quarter or saucer size? I banged my 18 y/o neighbor & then her 64 y/o grandma the next night. Should I go for Mom next? Is there a Ho’s and Players list secretly hidden in Testimonials under “I’m Leaving”? Penis envy and the big titted broads who whine Should I wash the crust off of the dild0 for the next chick? I rinse and repeat the condoms I use. Does it matter? Just Here For The Forums!

happyone7

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Guys perfer which kind of woman? Posted: 12/1/2005 8:22:24 PM
Ummmmmmmmmm, breathing.

happyone7

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what to do when people make rude comments Posted: 11/29/2005 7:29:29 AM
Excellent tactic Polly. And it works wonderfully to defuse those who not only don't know they are being rude but, it works in difficult stressful situations. Sometimes folks are so passionate about a topic they fail to hear the words they are saying and haven't taken the time to arrange their words to not hurt the person on the receiving end. Then again, there are those who are just out to pounce and get a jolly out of the process. You'll rarely get a rise out of difficult rude people because they're in it to make waves.

happyone7

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Job Interview Question: What would you say one of your faults are? Posted: 11/29/2005 7:16:54 AM
Aside from a world of opinions out there, I use something from my past that I've changed. For example, I've learned the importance of listening. In a fast paced position, halting the 10 things going on in my head when taking a call to really listen to what the person is telling me matters. Not only to that person but, it matters to me in actually hearing what they said the first time. All too often miscommunication occurs on the receivers end. It helps to repeat what the person said in your own words and listen for the caller to agree. You may have this tactic down pat. Other examples are: learning at least one new business process or procedure each week; making a new contact (internal associate or external client) each week and remembering their name and dept or business; having a related business topic or concern to discuss at your departments weekly/monthly meeting that's worthy of discussion, not just gossip; spending a hour each week reading your industry's trade papers or periodicals to stay abreast of trends or industry concerns; and others. You can answer the "Faults" question with a "I've learned the importance of XYZ by (fill in the blank i.e. stopping what I'm doing and really listening to the person; learning a new process; making new contacts; etc, etc). Good luck.

happyone7

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Of Mice and Men Posted: 11/19/2005 8:29:16 AM
Naturally, living in the country side a mouse or 2 would get in the house each year. While I’m a fan of Not killing just to kill, get in my house rodent and you are dead. As a seasoned mouse killer, I take my job with some level of satisfaction so I volunteer. I’ll gladly de-mouse your garage. When can I expect my plane ticket?

happyone7

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hateful emails Posted: 11/9/2005 8:54:56 AM
While I cannot add anything here that hasn't already been said, I must say that my life revolves around what others think. Right. Yea. Ahhh-huh. LOL Unless you're my parents, I'm not losing any sleep over someone's comments. There's way more important problems to be solved.

happyone7

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what would you purchase on ebay? Posted: 11/9/2005 8:47:37 AM
10 cases of peanut butter. Each case contains 20 two pound jars.

happyone7

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Cool name for your kid? Posted: 11/9/2005 8:46:12 AM
Pumpkinhead. I haven't a clue where it came from!

happyone7

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Is there any Old CB'ers or HAM Operators out here?? Posted: 10/26/2005 11:34:16 AM
QuietJohn2, Good question on the inverted V. I'd be lying if I said I knew. We used a chart when shooting a freq range and then adjust the antenna length for it. I don’t have the chart. However, I do know we used more than 25’ of ground space; probably in the area of 35’ to 50’. Azimuth, as you probably know, is important when transmitting because as little as 5 degrees off at your location can become hundreds of miles off where you intend your signal to go. Of course, that’s if you’re really going for distance. On the ground space again; 25’ sounds short while the 40’ mast is perfect however, I’m positive the web can reveal precise antenna tuning information if not the library. Good luck.

happyone7

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Is there any Old CB'ers or HAM Operators out here?? Posted: 10/26/2005 11:00:21 AM
Hey Outcast, yep, Signal Corps '82 to '86. CHAIRBORNE Rangers. LOL That's good stuff! Unfortunately, I didn't get HAM training at Gordon. I went through RATT (Radio And TeleType) then onto SATCOM. Technically MOS 31C(V9). The V9 was for SATCOM. I know we were not HAM which, come to think of it, is odd because we used AM in RATT. And for the record, I cannot remember the BN at Gordon. The brain is the second thing to go!

happyone7

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Is there any Old CB'ers or HAM Operators out here?? Posted: 10/25/2005 2:38:59 PM
Yep, Starship here. I haven’t been on in years. I agree with Outkast about tuning and antenna length. Especially if you’re going for skip with an inverted “V”. Former military communicator here (AM, FM and computer Satellite commo). Ran across some news print about the only people able to communicate in the aftermath of Katrina – CB & HAM. When the big Co’s were down for the count, individuals contributed to getting the word out. Good going guys!

happyone7

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How many single dads actually take care of there kids.. Posted: 10/12/2005 5:52:56 PM
I've had custody of my daughter since she was 3. I've actually been both Mom and Dad long before the divorce. Even though my daughter recently moved out at the ripe age of 18, these past 15 years have been the best years of my life. I would not trade it for anything.

happyone7

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Does being a good father make me a bad guy Posted: 9/28/2005 8:26:29 PM
You will never be a bad guy for keeping your childs welfare first. And while this probably goes without saying, you are not responsible for what the mother of your child thinks about you. Remain diligent on your child and you'll reap the parental benefits. Only the weak minded will keep "bad guy" scores. Ignore them. They don't live in your skin nor do they have your responsibilities. And they certainly don't feed, watch, bathe, tuck into bed or love your child like you do. Remain diligent. The child will forever know who took care of them.

happyone7

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Hangs her head in shame.. I just wigged out on my kids.... Posted: 9/28/2005 10:53:06 AM
Red, while I personally know that yelling and cursing is Not your normal mode of communication, it happens. Stress makes the finest of us do silly things. I’ve got a laundry list. I once yelled so hard I blew out my vocal cords. I’m going to guess that the build up was long and slow and at 5 to 1, your pressure gauge blew. Normal, dahhhhh! And yes, they are master Button Pushers. I’m convinced that is one of their primary jobs. LOL Thankfully you got past this without a scratch. As for your children, they have a resiliency that’s immeasurable. I’m sure you’ve done no irreparable damage. Just be sure to buy a large roll of gray duck tape, put a big nail high up on the wall and hang the roll on it for all to see. When they ask what it’s there for, tell them. Note - my Mom used Masking Tape on her 3 kids. I know the taste of that tape well!

happyone7

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Re: CAMPING STORIES....... Posted: 9/18/2005 9:28:20 AM
Every year my dad and I would camp and fish some of the best Bass lakes in the Pocono’s. We had our favorites but, we always gravitated towards those few lakes that are completely remote with dirt launch ramps, few facilities and the nearest town miles away. One of our favorites, Cass Lake, has a perfect cove with a bunch of fallen trees, lots of paddies and undergrowth and ideal water depth. Perfect Bass fishing. We’re fishing one early morning and on one of the fallen trees, near the waters edge, is a squirrel eating a nut. It was such a majestic scene. The glistening water, the trees swaying in the light breeze, nature at it’s best. Suddenly, without warning, a huge bass shoots out of the water grabs the squirrel and in a big splash disappears into the water. My dad and I look at each other in shock. Holy Cow! About ten seconds later the Bass reappears and gently deposits another nut near the waters edge!

happyone7

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cooter pie Posted: 9/17/2005 8:39:47 AM
Yes, it's called Cellophane. Wrap her up in it then go to it! LOL

happyone7

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You as a child and You as an adult - What's the Same? Posted: 9/16/2005 1:50:59 PM
I'm still wondering WTF?

happyone7

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Way to a womans heart.. Posted: 9/6/2005 2:08:19 PM
But Elle J, my ride is warm and soft and you can stretch out repeatedly without bumping your head. OT - don’t forget to use the phrases: happy to see you, glad you’re here and open wide.

happyone7

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How many of you have seen this? Posted: 9/6/2005 1:47:30 PM
Bra shots........ I vote BRA SHOTS... Come on Pandy, don't tease!!!!!!! OT - I've seen it. Every single time I log on. To each their own. Next. Bra Shots!

happyone7

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Way to a womans heart.. Posted: 9/6/2005 1:40:56 PM
And don’t forget about using subtle references to your D1ck and Sex. Constantly use everyday words and phrases like: hardness, length, depth, thickness, girth, balls, sack, salty, sticky, wetness, openness, doggies, humping, head, backdoor, repeated insertions, close fitting latex, non-committal contracts, meaningless relations, everyday availability, don’t call us we’ll call you, etc. Also, avoid certain words like: trust, honesty, loyalty and children and you should Not have any problems.

Happyone7

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What is the strangest about where you live? Posted: 9/6/2005 7:18:04 AM
at Sharon 1968 - yes, I spent 14 years in and around Scranton and agree, tongue-in-cheek, with what you said! LOL OT - The everyday entertainment of driving here in Florida. I've driven in many major American cities and a few major overseas cities but, Florida has got them all beat for shear insane antics. It's so bad here the local police have a citizens group that reports offenders, the newspaper runs a weekly column on the topic of driving and the morning radio stations announce where the police are set up around town “monitoring“ traffic. The Police authorities know it's such a problem they literally advertise on the radio where they’re going to be on a given morning!

happyone7

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any supporters skin sans ink??? no tatts, no piercings Posted: 8/31/2005 5:30:49 PM
I have no tatts and don't want any. Except for that hole in my head, no piercings either!

happyone7

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a survey Posted: 8/27/2005 10:28:52 AM
Preferrably via straw otherwise, I just tip the container it came in. Whatever gets on my cheeks the dog'll take care of.

happyone7

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Female Bosses, Love 'Em / Hate 'Em ???? Posted: 8/24/2005 8:57:12 AM
Having had both, I see neither as having qualities better than the other. The one and only thing I've found is women understand family emergencies and your need to leave better however, I'm positive it's just an individual by individual basis. Fence sitting, isn't it great!

happyone7

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What is your favorite cult classic movie... Posted: 8/24/2005 8:41:07 AM
Animal House - SHOUT! Day of the Dead Young Frankenstein - walk this way! just to name 3!

happyone7

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Divorce is final-what to do with the ring and pics Posted: 8/21/2005 7:48:39 PM
I bid $100 U.S. for the ring! Just Kidding. really, kidding. LOL

happyone7

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Gross! WHAT Happens When You Flush? Posted: 8/21/2005 7:46:23 PM
Yep, I've seen the bathroom tests. Toothbrushes are big time Germ carriers. If it wasn't for my daughter and her huge interest in germs, I'd probably have the same kitchen sponge until it fell apart! I don't even touch the moving handrail on the escalator anymore due to my daughter pointing out all the germ transmission points in public. Damn Kids!!!!! I mean good kid, good kid. Hahahahaha. I love that kid. LOL

happyone7

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Divorce is final-what to do with the ring and pics Posted: 8/21/2005 7:33:47 PM
Hi NHM, make the appt but, don’t expect much for the diamond. They buy a market prices and the mark up is huge. It’ll be penny’s on the dollar what they offer you. OT - with my divorce I tried to remove as many reminders of her as possible. This included pics but, I didn’t remove all. I saved some and the album for my daughter who has lived with me since and to this day. While it was a seriously bad period of life, today I’m glad I did this even though I have zero interaction with my ex. Funny thing, during one of her fits she threw her ring at me and told me to keep it. About 5 years later I had the diamond set into a mans ring. I rarely wear it though.

happyone7

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My Rules for Choosing. Posted: 8/20/2005 8:24:26 PM
I too follow a few rules when choosing however, to be fair I thought I’d post Happyone7‘s Rules For Choosing. 1. If a woman looks attractive to ME and scrolling through the rest of her pics I find three (3) or more different hair colors, pics slightly out of focus from a distance and what appears to be “posed” relaxed positions, something’s up. Either she’s a color of the month girl, friends are camera challenged & she really isn’t that relaxed. Or, quite possibly, the lights are on but, no one is home. I’ll pass. 2. Honesty is a great rule to live by however, if the headline contains the words “Right”, “Perfect”, “Prince”, “Knight”, “Princess“, “Queen“, or any word related to royalty or a fantasy world, I will, that’s ME, move on. 3. If the woman describes herself as "HOT" and it is the ONLY description she provides, it’s possible her mirror and toxic amounts of make-up have caused irreversible self-image damage. In depth conversations about ecology, the relations of nations and countless other topics would appear to be futile. Appear is the key word here. Me, exit, in that order. 4. If she’s posing in flowers, with kittens, or a bed of stuffed animals, I see my exit, stage right. 5. All glamour shots are either a huge ego at work or Grandpa’s limitless endowment paying the bills. If she doesn’t mention the endowment in her Profile, I, that’s ME, will pass. 6. Women without pictures have a thousand reasons for this. I, that’s ME again, am neither Adonis, George Clooney or insert name of attractive man here but, I have a Current pic or two up. Either have one ready to e-mail privately or don’t EXPECT an exorbitant amount of attention. Men are visual. I didn’t write this fact. So, if no CURRENT pic is available, I’m gone. 7. A million and one points are given for wacky humor and being human. Kids, baggage, past and all. Fake pics are fairly easy to spot however, I’ve been fooled! Fake pics equal my exit. LOL OT - what about crotch or butt shots? LOL Oh no, I’ve got pics of a smiley face, Mimas, Me with family, Venus and a head lamp on my Profile! Not to mention I finally got my 2005 New Years Resolutions list together. Psycho Warning.

happyone7

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What's your fantasy birthday present? Posted: 8/19/2005 11:27:55 AM
Happy belated Birthday Harleykat!!! Fantasy - Pandy dressed only in 3 ribbons of paper mashie. Best - lured to a restaurant for dinner and happily surprised by all my friends and family for my 40th.

happyone7

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The little things I find annoying...... Posted: 8/19/2005 11:18:24 AM
at Briefne, I hadn't thought of Virtual smacking. OK, so here it goes... smack....smack...smack! Thanks, I needed that. OT - The kind and nice snowbirds who winter in Florida and the way of think about the light changing to green for 5 seconds before moving forward! Come on, you can do it, press the peddle on the right. There you go.

happyone7

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The little things I find annoying...... Posted: 8/19/2005 9:37:47 AM
Lies told to me by my teenager on seemingly inconsequential things. I just want to smack her. But I Will NOT!

happyone7

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The little things I find annoying...... Posted: 8/17/2005 8:01:57 PM
Working with someone who refuses to learn the new gadgets. Look, I’m Not here to train you on the software, your blackberry or your laptop. I’m glad to help you if you’re stuck but not every single day on the same exact stuff. Are you awake? And I’m tired of hearing how you just don’t get it. Either learn this stuff or I’m sure McDonalds is hiring.

happyone7

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what drives women insane and what dosn't? Posted: 8/16/2005 6:00:30 PM
"Prefer Not To Say" Respect

happyone7

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Which one do you prefer??? Posted: 8/14/2005 6:10:21 AM
spending keeps the economy going. penny pinchers don't. we get paid because people spend. a world of penny pinchers would grind to a halt. money is a means, not an end, no such thing as "appreciating" money. No exactly true. Without savers, institutions that need to borrow assets to build their business would have to rely on issuing Stock or Bonds in some form OR sell more merchandise while saving all the proceeds in cash to finance their goals. Someone somewhere has to save. Institutions generally need to borrow (Bonds) or issue Stock in some form to have the capital to spend to continue growing their business's and creating more jobs. Savers, aka penny pinchers, are a very important cog in the wheel of the economy. Money is a means. OT - self made.

happyone7

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a friend asked Are all women bitches? Posted: 8/12/2005 8:02:58 PM
No they are not. Just the Bltchy ones are! LOL

happyone7

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After First Date Posted: 8/12/2005 8:01:49 PM
Both sides of this topic gets so much attention in the threads. 1) They don’t call after, or 2) they call and you don’t want any thing to do with them. IMO if you make an effort to contact and get no reply, there’s your answer. They are not interested in anything further. Yea, it’s not the politest. Chalk it up: one down & 1 million more to try! At least you did something and it’s put to rest.

happyone7

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Taking bandanna donations! LOL Posted: 8/12/2005 9:29:47 AM
You will be in my thoughts and prayers. I am 1 year over your restrictions otherwise, I'd send you a bandanna. Happy

happyone7

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Following Fav Forums Posted: 8/10/2005 7:41:53 PM
You're not alone. I, like Jimi, read the posts of the folks I have on my Fav's because I'm interested in these people. They're usually witty, intelligent, well versed, are good debaters, etc. I don't put Boob Shots on my fav's. I might be in the minority on this one though. That's not to say if Pandy put up a Boob shot I'd take her off my Fav's!!!!!!!!!! Wishful thinking here.

happyone7

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Your getting older, what do you miss the most from your youth... Posted: 8/10/2005 1:10:47 PM
I miss being able to run naked through the yard. Hey, wait a minute. I can still do that. Be right back!

happyone7

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Who is the oldest person you've ever known and what year were Posted: 8/9/2005 12:31:49 AM
The day after tomorrow, August 11, 2005, my Grandmother Eveline will be 96. She was born in 1909. Unfortunately, I will miss her birthday party as I am unable to get to Michigan. Grandma is much slower today than she was at 90 but, she still sneaks a few cigs and would love a beer!! My sister took her to dinner last month and when asked what she wanted to drink she said "a beer and NO g-damn lite beer either, why the heII would I want to drink lite beer." I love that woman. God bless her.

happyone7

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Last time U laughed really hard and why? Posted: 8/6/2005 4:57:51 AM
I’m shopping with my daughter’s best friend and after a couple of hours we grab a fountain drink that‘s cold, refreshing and has excessive amounts of fizz. After we both down a few mouthfuls we head into Abercrombie & Fitch which is full of teenagers and parents. And the place is rocking. If you‘ve never been, it‘s got a loud, hip, music charged atmosphere and a lot of stone faced sales people. Within 5 minutes my daughter’s friend heads to the dressing room and I grab a chair. Minutes pass, people come and go when abruptly the loud music stops, instant silence. Without warning and, as if on cue, the loudest, most forceful burp erupts from behind the half door sized dressing room door. Echoing off the blank walls, it stuns my ears and makes my face wince with its abrupt harshness as it fills the waiting area with a baritone Brrraaaaaappp sound. Before I can gulp any air in preparation for my burst of laughter, the next song blares from the above speakers drowning out the laughter from myself, other waiting customers and the staff, who by the way, aren’t so stone faced after that.

happyone7

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Multiple profiles, any comment? Posted: 8/5/2005 12:16:50 PM
It's interesting what folks think they can get away with. And some do actually get away with it. I don't know any personally but, I've seen a fellow from my area with 2 accounts with the same Exact pic on both. Yes, MAYBE he's not up on the rules but, you've got to wonder.

happyone7

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So, Do the North and South Still have Issues? Posted: 8/4/2005 9:33:08 PM
I have found that folks that have never left their geographical area and have no interest in learning about people in other parts of our Country have very closed views and opinions. Not all but, I've met more than many. Interestingly, while in Germany I heard the same things from people in the North and South about them not understanding the others ways including speech, slang and food. I heard the same in Spain too. It's a barrier that's for sure. OT - I believe it's a universal "non-understanding". While that may not be the proper term, I don't believe the South v North is as alive today as it was.

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