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 Author Thread: Chess anyone?
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Chess anyone?
Posted: 5/29/2008 12:36:01 PM
I never really liked chess.

You take way too long to make a simple move.
Your last move took a whole fifteen minutes.

I can feel the stubble growing on my face.
You're causing me premature Five O' Clock shadow,

Waiting for you to complete a turn is madding.
Chris Sake...It's only a game.
Come on already, Your wearing me down.
Do you have to memorize the next four possibles out comes
before you make this simple move?

Yeah, You know I've got you in a trap.

He never spoke, Just grinned.
His strategy made him a winner
for more years than I am old.
His yellowing eyes saw my frustration.

In the last five years,
against him I never won.
He knew I couldn't out game him,
Couldn't keep my cool.
I looked into his eyes and I saw,

He knew, that I knew,
from this moment on,
he had already won.
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1915 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/29/2008 9:21:02 AM
seek...with beer goggles
Look through beer foam for mermaids
Interesting Day
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1913 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/29/2008 9:05:13 AM
hope is diminished
water is found polluted
Better stick to beer
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1895 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/29/2008 2:45:19 AM
tequila titties
look so good with blood shot eyes
You better not touch
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 46 (view)
 
Afternoon, out of the rain
Posted: 5/28/2008 10:59:06 PM
"Diamond Square Cufflinks, Those are beautiful cufflinks Gus" murmured Daisy.

"Almost 5 grand for this Executive set. Wife got them for me", smiled Gus.

"Don't look at me funny like that.
Even a road house like this one deserves an Executive, right?"

"What happened to your wife Gus?" asked Daisy.

"Were not going to go there,
Hey, time for you to get your butt up on stage."

Match Box 20 song "These Hard Times" is ending.
"Yeah, new group every week"...sighs Gus.
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Types of FISH
Posted: 5/28/2008 10:34:07 PM
Can you put medicine in the water for that?

First it was Mercury...then PCB's...
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 43 (view)
 
Afternoon, out of the rain
Posted: 5/28/2008 10:23:05 PM
"Gus!"
Knuckles shouts out the name again...
"Gus...Come to the kitchen ...now!"

Gus comes running around the corner of the bar, banging into Knuckle's magnum tucked in his belt. "Damn, that's going to leave a bruise... Sorry...What the hades is going on now?"

Knuckles: "Wanda got into a pissy-fit with the fry cook. Now she is smashing dishes in the kitchen!"

Gus: "Why didn't I listen to my father and open up a top-less car wash instead of this misery ?"
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1853 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 10:02:56 PM
wetting the grass
try adjusting your diaper
Save the planet Earth
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Afternoon, out of the rain
Posted: 5/28/2008 9:55:38 PM
Right hand dialing down the volume on the nine speaker surround sound theater set-up,
She struggles to hear the last heavy breaths, and then that sinister "Click"

Hello?
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1817 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 7:58:50 PM
the times of your life....
Your always reminding me
How it was before
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1815 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 7:55:23 PM
making memories
You want to watch NASCAR race
and pitch in for beer?
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1783 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 2:16:56 PM
i doubt she'd let me
I could use a big ol' hug
My arms extended
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1779 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 1:47:51 PM
other threads = no rules
Loose cannon on the keyboard
Must count all the words
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Tales and Thoughts about shoes
Posted: 5/28/2008 1:30:58 PM
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Sex and the City Movie

I never saw the TV shows
I asked the ticket lady about the movie.

I was told the new movie was about really good shoes,
and all about the women who wear them...

I'm old enough to know, know for a fact, it's so true.
When women break up with men,
Something in their DNA suggests,
They must go out and buy some new expensive shoes.

We live in an age where most modern women obsess about owning a
pair of designer Jimmy Choos or Christian Louboutins,
and would kill for a pair of Manolo Blahniks.

Approximately 10% of American women in a Harper's Vally PTA survey
spend $3,000 or more a year, on pairs of shoes.
Yes, One in ten women admits to owning more than 100 pair,
according to the Magazine article.

I can still remember back to one special night,
It was a while back,
Planet Venus aligned with Mars,
I wound up in a women's bedroom,
While she was in the bathroom to "freshen up",
I noticed the walk in closet door wide open and the light on.

Stepping up to the closet doorway left me...er...speechless.
There was thirty five pairs of shoes on the floor.
and on each side wall, left and the right,
row after row of new shoe boxes stacked to the ceiling

I counted more than 250 new shoe boxes.
Wow, did she have that many short term affairs already?

Thinking about myself,
I only had five new pairs of shoes in my entire lifetime.
The First two pairs were given to me by the Army...

Run, don't walk , to the car I was thinking, but I bravely stayed the night...
Hey, In the scheme of things, What's it going to cost? another pair of shoes?

When I got back home, I looked on-line for expensive shoes

If you're really upset about the sad state of your latest affair,
I recommend,
try on a pair of Manolo Blahnik Dune Alligato ...$2685.00
to make your head and feet feel great again.

If you are a "New Yorker" sensible secretary,
Settle for Classic Black pumps...only $555.00

If you're a Burger Flipping Queen, head over to Pay-Less.

Shoe tip of the day
If you have more pairs of shoes than you can sensibly store in your closet,
Dump the guy you are with.

Latch on to a "Mr. Big"
who can give you all the closet space you deserve.

. . . .
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1770 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 11:03:55 AM
cheap and easy date
more than two beers seal my fate
cheap date and can't wait
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1768 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 10:34:35 AM
to what it can hold
Only takes one six pack now
Get totally wasted
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1756 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 4:26:06 AM
need more boundaries
I need room to stretch myself.
Don't try, "Fence me in"
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1752 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/28/2008 1:44:20 AM
not now, not ever
"No" to Beaver collector
I'm in so much pain
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1714 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/27/2008 1:42:54 PM
Rich discord
Close the blinds for privacy
Just tug on the cord
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1712 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/27/2008 12:47:58 PM
and renting just sucks!!!
Cure for that money problem
Sleeping in your car
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1703 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/27/2008 10:48:18 AM
of dreams unseen here...
With you eye lids closed, driving
ninety miles per hour
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1693 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/27/2008 6:30:08 AM
one with No Exit
cane around the neck, exit left
the show for you over
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1669 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/27/2008 12:44:36 AM
pass the ice now quick
Never done this kind of trick
I need instructions
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1642 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/26/2008 8:39:33 PM
tricky hair colour
Maybe it's that horse hair wig
Brought her an apple
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1636 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/26/2008 6:51:06 PM
save another tree
saving the shrinking planet
One sheet at a time
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1634 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/26/2008 5:53:37 PM
welcoming the mess
Just how do you live like this
Buy toilet paper
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1629 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/26/2008 4:12:17 PM
so much for monday
You think Tuesday is better?
Stop counting the days
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1620 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/26/2008 11:48:49 AM
spent in lover's arms
tangled sheets are torn to shreds
Didn't get any sleep
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Tales and Whoppers
Posted: 5/26/2008 11:45:29 AM
The Very First Thing I Can Remember

As I was about to born, a surprise slap on my rear
Sure made my brown eyes pop wide open, my dear.…

I could see the nurse sighing .
I could see my mom crying
I could see my dad beaming
I could see my grand mom gleaming

I could see my grand dad about to make a toast
to his first grandchild he loved the most
Later he taught me the proper way to build a fire
for the Sunday afternoon wiener roast,

I could tell when I got big enough to ask
He wold put aside another task
He wouldn't leave me sitting wishing
he would have the the time, to take me fishing

True tale............
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1617 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/26/2008 10:33:34 AM
back to yesteryears
Chopping cotton all day long
Mile long row to hoe
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1582 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/25/2008 9:21:38 PM
full of surprises!
Still got all my natural teeth
Careful, I may bite.
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Sloganizing Game
Posted: 5/25/2008 1:27:13 PM
....................................Taco Bell Condoms.........................

..................................Think Outside the Bun................
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1481 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/25/2008 2:37:12 AM
all gone in a blink
Digging in the green dumpster
for some food and drink
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1473 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/24/2008 9:41:35 PM
she has the answers
Smarter than a fifth grader
Well that sure ain't me !
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Afternoon, out of the rain
Posted: 5/24/2008 9:20:54 PM
Surprising "Knuckles" like that.....
Almost got you blasted.

Whew! That was a close call!
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1396 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/24/2008 10:43:35 AM
so tantalizing
caused a lump in my britches
I'm so embarrased
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1343 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/24/2008 1:10:49 AM
softly surrender
No way, I go down fighting
Kicking some big butt
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Afternoon, out of the rain
Posted: 5/23/2008 11:11:54 PM
. Few seconds of quiet while the DJ loads the next music tape for Wanda's Dance.
Gus is in the rear of the stage when he hears glass shattering in the dressing room.
He steps through the dressing room doorway.
Gus "Simmer down ladies, what's going on back here?"

Wanda: " That two timing bastard...Gus, you saw him sitting with Darla....I know he
was asking her for a lap dance. I want you to send "Knuckles" out in the lot to beat his ass.

Gus: "Whoa...Customers come here for entertainment, not to get their ass kicked. When did
you start making the rules around here anyway?"

Wanda: "If you expect me to keep doing you, you better do something for me...right now!"

Glass shatters high above his head as he ducks out the door.

Gus walks across the lounge and whispers something into Knuckle's ear,
He nods, slowly walks toward the Ebony double doors,
separating fantasyland from the real world.
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1332 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 9:21:11 PM
smoke risng with sighs
Stomping out all the embers
Pissing on the fire
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1017 (view)
 
New TWISTER with Alphabet Letters
Posted: 5/23/2008 7:57:32 PM
Fabian finally found feisty fidgety fairly fabulous
friendly funny fellow feigned floundering.
Feck-less floating face-down for forty fathoms.
Fawn faux pas feat faking fatality
for far fetched fiendish Femme-fatale fetish

Fa-woo!
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1324 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 7:34:39 PM
No need to track in
I'll just eat my lunch out side
Care for some coffee ?
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1322 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 5:53:39 PM
to watch, need no stamp
remember the loony guy
Better watch the door
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1319 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 5:34:11 PM
celebration begins
remember at door again
Got to stamp your hand
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
How can you lose an
Posted: 5/23/2008 4:20:28 PM
Mac G-4 OSX 10.2.8
Every thing was running fine.

Stripped off the top of the screen, trashed Firefox and Google.
filled up with too many dupes or stuff I couldn't drag to the trash.

Restart....Brought up Safari to down load Firefox.
Installed latest Firefox and new Google tool bar
Not a lot of extra crap this time, just maps and spell check.

Got into P.O.F. and noticed, no "down " arrow on my left side scroll bar
Only a "up" arrow .

Went back to Fire fox start page and pushed the page up till I got a scroll bar.
Yup, no "Down arrow here either, just an "up" arrow here too.

How did the "down" arrow fall off my screen?

I turned my keyboard upside down and thumped it on my desktop.
Only cookie crumbs fell out , no missing "down" arrow.

It's not perched at the top of the scroll bar, like some old windows programs I use to do,
until I found a trick to get both arrows to the bottom of the scroll bar.

Never had this happen before on either of my two macs.
What to do?
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1309 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 3:43:36 PM
Mally join in the ten word soap opera

'll forward to you
I got enough weeds thank you
How about some hot stew?
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1307 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 3:17:50 PM
prefer hyacinths
and other weeds and things
Chopped in my salad
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1303 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 2:50:06 PM
follow the leader
follow you home for cookies
You want to treat me
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Types of FISH
Posted: 5/23/2008 1:03:45 PM
Gangsta Grouper; Swims up behind and got his fins all over you even before he says,
............................. ."Hey, Whatcha' Dune' Tonight?" ................

Bouncer Fish; Threatens to tear his scales off, if he doesn't leave you alone.
.. .......... .. .......... ..
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1293 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 12:43:45 PM
fresh tales of silent gardens
Who is under them tomb stones
I'll stay away at night
 eye guy
Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 1290 (view)
 
Haiku Game #2
Posted: 5/23/2008 10:56:34 AM
Hi rose n' everybody here
Rose...wanted to write bout pirates booty,
Gotta change my pic!


best advice is free
Just add a dollar to that
Buys cup of coffee
 
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