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How many people like Stand up Comedy? Posted: 5/1/2007 9:23:03 AM
I do like stand-up comedy, but unfortunately most of the comedy clubs allow smoking so I won't go. When it's so bad that even the performer's eyes are watering, that's BAD. I've had to walk out of comedy shows because of the thick smoke (and I wasn't alone). So, until the venues are smoke-free, I'm not going. The bars in Ontario, Canada (and most if not all of Canada) are smoke free now. Now we can laugh and not worry about coughing up a lung.

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What is your favorite type of sex? Posted: 4/30/2007 10:13:46 AM
There are 3 types of sex: 1) Making love: slow sensual extended love making that may be accented with candle light and soft music 2) Hot sweaty sex: hair pulling, dirty talking ass slapping sex 3) “Pig Love”: The kind of sex were you hope you have the credit cards paid up because you are going to be breaking some furniture and when you are done the place looks like pig sty. The best is when you keep looking over you shoulder for the camera crew of the porn you swear you are in.

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A Man's Right to Choose (male contraception) Posted: 4/24/2007 10:54:14 AM
If it works as advertised then I'm all for it. For some women the pill does not work for them either due to side effects, ineffectiveness or there are issues with other medications. This also gives the men an say in when his partner gets pregnant and not just relying on her word that she's taking her pill, not that I'd say any ladies here would get purposely pregnant without consulting their partner on the issue, but it has happened in the past. It could also be used by guys not wanting kids in the opposite fashion too. I am personally done having kids and have taken steps to make sure that statement is true but might have held off on that procedure if this was available at the time. The more safe options available the better.

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Sex ruining prospects. Posted: 4/19/2007 9:33:24 AM
for most 19 year old men the woman doesn't have to be good... she just has to be there...lol LOL... Very true!!! my sexual skillset improves with evey encounter. Just have to be willing to learn and have an open mind. Different people like different things and it helps to learn them all I totally agree. Nice to get to know the other person first to find out what they like and don't like. Communication has to be there to have great sex.

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Love hurts? SO DOES SEX! Posted: 4/19/2007 9:20:37 AM
I've had the problem of going too deep once or twice. Once she got more comfortable and tilted angle her hips the problems soon went away. Just some positions we needed to be careful of. Good luck.

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 4/18/2007 9:25:05 AM
Well this is going back a few years now but when I was in high school, during summer break I was staying at my aunt and uncle’s place while working at my summer job. Well one weekend they went out of town which left just me an my cousin, so my girlfriend drove up and spent the day. Well after 2 weeks of being apart it wasn’t long till we slipped away to the spare room were I was staying. Well after about 10 min my cousin yelled up the stairs “I going to the bar.. you F’n animals!” That just killed me and both my GF and myself laughed about that for quite some time. He later told me that he kept turning up the TV but it couldn’t go loud enough.

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Guys mentioning sex too soon Posted: 4/17/2007 9:38:32 AM
I’m very quiet about the sex topic till I really get to know someone. I actually try to get to know her better first but sometimes getting them to open up can be difficult. Usually she ends up coming around to the more intimate conversation topics. I’ve dated a girl that wanted to take it very slow and we did for about 3 months. She had no problems talking about sex related topics but wanted to make sure we had more in common than just sex. After awhile I wanted more but she just wasn’t ready for a full time more “complicated” relationship and was still recovering emotionally from her previous relationship. We called it quits and she’s continuing to focus on herself, her kids and her family. I’ve also been on the other end where I just meet someone online and they are right into the sex, fantasies, and dirty talk. I personally like to get to know someone before getting graphic in my conversations… but I’m able to adapt… lol.

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Why Parents Have Gray Hair Posted: 4/12/2007 8:48:52 AM
An oldie but a goodie

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POLL: Climaxing together Posted: 4/11/2007 10:17:01 AM
I have in the past with a few partners but only after giving her a few O’s first. One partner I had couldn’t cum with a partner. Well that’s not quite true, she did have one with me once and once with another woman but not with anyone else. By herself she didn’t have a problem crossing the finish line. Must be a mental block or something. Another partner was wild and there was no chance of holding back when she came during intercourse, so simultaneous climax wasn’t hard.

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“Hell’s Bell’s !!!!!!!!!!! Posted: 4/4/2007 9:47:25 AM
"I ain't horny, I'm homesick." Damn... lol

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Best Signs.... Posted: 4/4/2007 9:38:20 AM
Best bumper sticker I've seen was on a very nice Corvette driven by a good looking woman... "If you can beat me, you can eat me" All I seen was tail lights disappearing in to the night... lol

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Sex shops! Posted: 3/29/2007 10:38:31 AM
I have a great time there. Around Xmas I pick a person or a couple that I think deserves a buzzing friend and go shopping. The girls working there are always helpful in what was decent and what items are strictly joke stuff. It seems that they usually know from first hand experience. I agree, shopping with your SO is a very fun and exciting way to discover more about each other.

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Staying friends with your Ex Posted: 3/29/2007 10:10:15 AM
I only have a few true Ex's. The first one I had lost contact with for a few years and life went on. I got married, had kids and things fell apart. My Ex wife and I are just too different of people. We are friendly but not hang out friends besides doing stuff together with the kids. Well my first ex found my contact info on one of those classmates sites and contacted me. She too was just going though a divorce and we stayed on a strictly friends basis and offered each other support. Then she stopped answering email and the phone. Finally I wrote her and asked what was going to have her new "live-in" BF write me back telling me to stay away and etc, etc (didn't even know he existed till then). To me, that just showed me how immature she and her new BF were and that little snub sealed the end to any friendship that might have been. So my thoughts are, if two people are mature enough and didn't have any bad blood between each other they can still be friends. However, I would also like to add that there should be some "time apart" between being lovers and friends. If your new partner is not cool with you hanging out with old flames you need to take into account their feelings and as that relationship grows and trust is earned then maybe your friendships can continue.

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Ever have a crush on a cartoon? Posted: 3/27/2007 10:10:14 AM
How about Daphnie from Scooby-Doo? Even if she is a little klutzy.

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Having sex during her cycle...how do you get him to do it? Posted: 3/27/2007 9:50:35 AM
I've been tricked into this as well, and would do it again. But just wouldn't do oral again, freaked me out seeing rosey cheeks in the bathroom mirror.

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Favorite Shirts with Words Posted: 3/27/2007 9:09:24 AM
Damn, those baby ones kill me....

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WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX???????? Posted: 3/26/2007 9:58:35 AM
Back in high school I've done it on my Grandparent's front lawn while they were still awake and I believe my best friend was watching from around the corner... he denies it to this day. My ATV is fun... just remember to put the parking brake on. Hard to chase her and the ATV with your pants around your ankles. Tried a riding lawn mower, results will vary by model... The great outdoors is Great!

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Wife from Hell Posted: 3/22/2007 10:26:51 AM
I like the one that goes something like: A guy was pulled over for speeding . The officer comes to the window, "Do you know how Fast you were going?" "Why yes I do" said the guy. "Well why were you driving so fast?" the officer inquired. "Well my ex-wife ran off with a cop and I was affraid that he was trying to give her back!" This one kinda hits close to home for me... lol

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Funny Names For Kids Posted: 3/22/2007 10:18:48 AM
Now that's crule.

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Naughty Pics or Naughty Stories Posted: 3/22/2007 10:02:02 AM
I've written a few stories, some based on experiences, some written toward the likes of the intended female recipient. I find reading them exciting but actually putting your ideas and thoughts into the story is exhilarating. Writing takes longer than just reading them; but really, the best things take time and when you find out that she couldn't keep her hands off herself while she read it… let’s just say it really makes my day/night … whatever.

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condoms (this is so funny) Posted: 3/21/2007 9:48:11 AM
Chevy - Like a rock.

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Favorite Shirts with Words Posted: 3/21/2007 9:35:50 AM
1. Intel logo but says "Evil Inside" 2. Stop Wine'n, plot revenge 3. If you're happy, Drop your pants 4. Shutup and Get Naked 5. Picture of a windows popup message: Lick Me (with OK button under it) 6. Kinky as a cheap garden hose 7. Mr Right just called... He's cheating on you and he's gay 8. If I'm a pain in the ass... use more lubricant. 9. If we are what e eat then I'm: Fast, Cheap & Easy 10. It is better to have loved and lost than live with the physco the rest of your life. 11. If men wer only as satisfying as chocolate 12. Even my Shrink says.. It's all your fault 13. Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini 14. I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now 15. A hard-0n doesn't count as personal growth 16. Aren't we just the Little Freak of Nature 17. Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid too 18. Peter an Lois (Family Guy) in their bondage gear with "Join the Party" under it. 19. For a good time... Call someone else 20. Seen on a large chested woman "Smile if you'd like to touch them"

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