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DevineDene

Joined: 10/12/2006

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To pay or not to pay?? Or to have sex on first meeting?? Posted: 10/14/2009 7:22:14 AM
I don't ever consider the first meeting a date. Communicating over the internet is not the same as meeting face to face. The language of our bodies is just as important as our intellectual needs. Therefor I feel it should always be Dutch no matter where you agree to meet. I do wonder why people wait until the last moment to discuss payment though. Is it so very difficult to just say we'll meet and each pay our own way? Sex on the first meeting totally depends on both parties. Assumptions as to why or why not are ridiculous as everyone views what is proper according to their own needs. Put out and your either easy or very modern, don't and your either frigid or tastefully old fashioned. Meet on equal terms, play safe if you play and both go home with a little more knowledge of the person you just met. DD

DevineDene

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Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 1/28/2009 12:37:29 AM
Get over yourself

DevineDene

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feeling violated Posted: 12/2/2008 3:58:13 PM
Rhenda Tell him that by using your computer without asking permission violated your boundaries, your sense of trust and your personal values. You didn't think you needed to lock him out because for you the issues of trust and boundaries are clear. It may be that he was never taught the same values you posses, it may be that he does not care, or his value system has different boundary lines. Thank him for the cat care, explain your position and leave it at that. IMO, the lesson you should take with you is that you cannot expect others to share your value system, in future it would be wise to let someone you trust enough to enter your home know what is and is not off limits.

DevineDene

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Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!! Posted: 11/29/2008 2:03:53 PM
'Hello, is this the Police Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house. 'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Newfies know how to get'er done)

DevineDene

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Proud of Heritage. Are you? Posted: 11/29/2008 1:30:13 PM
I am grateful that the lottery of life placed me in a country of peace and democracy. I am proud of my accomplishments, especially when I wanted most to pass the work load but didn't. Am I proud of my heritage? I will be when the world I live in has changed to the point that we stop identifying self with the soil we were born upon. When we identify an individual for deeds done. I loathe hearing a person identified by race or country first and then by name. Should not the individual who did the deed, (good or bad) be identified by name alone? Martin Luther King, Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Theresa, Joan of Arc, Geronimo; and so very many more.................great people, humans all. Case closed.

DevineDene

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Oxygen TV crosses line...Where is the Feminist Outrage? Posted: 11/29/2008 1:03:01 PM
Simply write to the production staff and state you will not be watching and you will encourage all the people you know to not watch such drivel.

DevineDene

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what is the best complement you have ever recived. Posted: 11/29/2008 12:06:57 PM
High School, from the sternest teacher there, he frightened most students including me. This came out of the blue from my perspective. "Young lady, you've got to learn how to take a compliment with grace and appreciation, I expect you will receive a great many of them in your lifetime." From my son when he was 11. " Mom what is the most expensive car in the world? Cause when I grow up I'm going to get it for you, you deserve the very best." From my daughter after every phone call. "Always and forever Momma" Thank you OP for this wonderful thread, you've caused me to remember how very grateful I am to those who took the time to tell me how much I matter in this world.

DevineDene

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Sociopaths amongst us ! Posted: 11/29/2008 11:12:01 AM
Are you refering to: ICD-10 Criteria for Dissocial Personality Disorder Specifically, the dissocial personality disorder is described by the World Health Organization by the following criteria: 1. Callous unconcern for the feelings of others and lack of the capacity for empathy. 2. Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations. 3. Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships. 4. Very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence. 5. Incapacity to experience guilt and to profit from experience, particularly punishment. 6. Marked proneness to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations for the behavior bringing the subject into conflict. 7. Persistent irritability. The criteria specifically rule out Conduct disorders.[3] Dissocial personality disorder criteria differ from those for antisocial and sociopathic personality disorders.[4] Wikipedia I thank you once again.

DevineDene

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stupid things that scare you Posted: 11/19/2008 4:45:50 PM
Vietnamese Pot-bellied Pigs

DevineDene

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Has feminism destroyed all men? Posted: 11/19/2008 4:42:41 PM
hmmmmmm, Perhaps I'm not a feminist after all, perhaps I'm a humanist [bipedal primates in the family Hominidae.], and we're (men and woman) all apples..... The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family Rosaceae. It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits. The tree is small and deciduous, reaching 5 ..... Apes are from the banana species I think....... or am I a Racist because I believe in the race called homo.......wait a second that's a genus not a race The term race or racial group usually refers to the concept of categorizing humans into populations or groups on the basis of various sets of characteristics. The most widely used human racial categories are based on visible traits (especially skin color, cranial or facial features and hair texture), and self-identification. nope not a racist then, I'm colour blind when it comes to seeing others and who can tell who's got real hair, or other real parts for that matter.......

DevineDene

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Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 11/13/2008 5:55:22 PM
persnickety in the pink out of the blue against all odds

DevineDene

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Has feminism destroyed all men? Posted: 11/13/2008 5:35:01 PM
Wow! Who knew? I'm a feminist by definition. [feminsim: the principle that women should have political, economic, and social rights equal to those of men -the Cambridge Dictionary] A 4" tall man who cannot lift 50lbs should not be a fire fighter, neither should a woman of equal stature and strength(meaning a lack thereof). A woman with an IQ of 150+ and the ability to use it should lead in her field of choice over any man of lesser skill. Has feminism destroyed ALL men? No A huge number of men are neither physically nor emotionally equipped to be the squadron leader and have benefited in a more feminist society. They find partners who fill the roles they are unable or unwilling to take. Please define equal for this inquiring mind. My definition is along the lines of comparing apples to apples.

DevineDene

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Has feminism destroyed all men? Posted: 11/10/2008 9:51:06 AM
I don't believe feminism has destroyed men. I do believe blind acceptance of what we see or hear to be the culprit. Thought control: What does it mean to be real? “ Like a cave-man” Many of us were ‘taught’ in school that cave men bashed the woman on the head and had to drag her to his lair where she was forced into sexual servitude. Film in the era of John Wayne ‘taught’ us that women wanted to be put down by her man. Without a shred of empirical proof too many of us accept, " Like a cave-man". In observing the people who were blessed to have long lasting relationships, I have seen acceptance as the key factor. They accepted themselves and each other for whom and what they were. The happiest relationships I’ve ever observed were based on mutual respect an ideal that could only come from acceptance. Oppression, repression, subjugation’ these and many more are the inequalities far to many people practice in their search for happiness. My ideal is a person who can reason and think, I'm only human.

DevineDene

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Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 10/14/2008 2:54:33 PM
done deal adjective/verb combo

DevineDene

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_______ need not apply Posted: 9/12/2008 6:23:37 AM
In all my years I've never been able to say: ALL (X) people are (Y), My advise would be try and broaden your area of experience instead of narrowing it.

DevineDene

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finding a good roommate/renter Posted: 8/25/2008 5:04:54 PM
Check your home owners insurance for coverage of tenants. Make sure to advertise for a professional person only as a tenant (this is a nice way of saying must be a stable employee) They must have references that do check out. Either gender will do if they meet your expectations. You'd need to decide before hand how much of your house they will share - off limit spaces etc. Pets, yours and/or theirs or none just a few thoughts

DevineDene

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 8/22/2008 4:44:25 PM
Written in teensy weensy letters: Please do not focus so intensely on my chest. For those moments of indecision: Pretend I'm a blond Darwin's Theorem Indicates !! BRUNETTES RULE !! To add to one from above: Only stupid people beat up Stupid people

DevineDene

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Can't wait to see this! Posted: 6/17/2008 6:01:26 PM
I found you, I found you I flutter with glee! See what happens when I forget to see, Who's been posting who's still free My life is happy busy fun fun fun So glad to see that for my favorite Fishy lovebirds, their lives are all sun, sun, sun I wait in anticipation the day draws near two hearts, one love an expanded family fits like a glove Cheers lovebirds! TTFN!!

DevineDene

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DevineDenes Desire Posted: 6/11/2008 10:13:36 PM
Second Generation I am not, nor was I ever, a residential school survivor. What I am is the next generation, the child of a people who had no identity. I along with countless many cannot claim a history, cannot claim a parentage, and cannot claim a past. I mourn deeply for those that have gone before me, for the pain and loss and humiliation they endured in order to survive. For the pain they in turn inflicted on my generation. Not because they hated us, their children, but because they hated themselves for what they endured. I cannot hope to understand the depth of emotion my elders felt on this day June 11 2008. Where the governors of this wondrous land finally and somehow incompletely expressed their sorrow and deep shame for what their forbearers did to my ancestors. They listened to the Prime Minister of this nation called Canada as he apologized for his predecessors taking our nations, our cultures, our parents, and our very hearts. They listened and for many, they forgave. How deep became my respect for the mighty warriors of my people? It was not the great Bear, the mighty mother earth, nor imperious neighboring tribes they faced. They faced a lifetime of unforgivable sins against them yet they forgave. Here I am, a child of this Canadian culture, neither white, nor native, yet wholly of this land. I have faced abuse, cultural differences, poverty, foster homes and the indifference of those who could never know the miles on my moccasins. How can I express the loss of a mother I never got to know? A woman who took me from her people into the world of her husbands people in order to protect me from a fate I cannot comprehend. I could have lived in those schools, faced the same tortures and been ripped apart by people to whom high handedness meant righteousness. Instead I was passed between many, those who; like the nuns of the schools; proclaimed caring and love and understanding, yet wanted only an unwilling slave to do their bidding. My childhood was one of fear. I feared my mother who pushed me to be like the rest of the “normal” society. I feared my father who had no time for his half-breed brats. I feared the system that took me away, time and again, from that sad world into an even more hateful one. It seems that the foster parents who actually meant to show love and kindness were forbidden by this system to truly get close to the likes of me. Those foster parents who could deliver harsh discipline were allowed to keep me for longer periods then those who showed me love. To be returned to my bloodline was to be dreaded. My father resented the burden; my mother dreaded the watchful eye of the system. There stood I, child of so very few years, expected to be this and be that and not-not-not ever draw attention from the system. I watched the speech of this country’s Prime Minister with hope and fear and many years of pain all choking my throat. I watched many elders accept those words of remorse from those who currently head this great land, those whom had never felt this type of pain. It is a beginning; I tell myself, it is a time for healing and growth and understanding. Yet my child’s heart; deep inside; cries for what I can never adequately express. For what was lost then and what will continue to be lost to all the generations past, present and future. My people, my culture, my history, my peoples beliefs and yes my gift to my children and their children after them. I am the next generation Canadian and this is my heritage. May the spirits of all our people’s aide me to accept what was, what is and guide me to create a better what will be.

DevineDene

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Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 6/2/2008 2:06:54 AM
Thy will be done

DevineDene

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Haiku Game Posted: 5/2/2008 11:40:30 PM
wind blowing hair free sent of birth renewal life sparkling natures myrth

DevineDene

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Haiku Game Posted: 5/2/2008 11:38:35 PM
hearts unbridled joy unencumbered bliss life blesses dreams speak

DevineDene

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Haiku Game Posted: 5/2/2008 11:11:50 PM
life begins tonight without yesterdays weight new unfolding wings

DevineDene

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New TWISTER with Alphabet Letters Posted: 5/2/2008 11:02:45 PM
because believing bountiful beauties belies basic brainwaves boys boldly boast botanical biologicals bade brave braggadociosness

DevineDene

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New TWISTER with Alphabet Letters Posted: 4/25/2008 10:18:06 AM
Unique Unicorns under umbrellas untouched, untainted Unifying ubiquitous unconscious urges

DevineDene

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On the rebound??? Posted: 4/25/2008 9:18:38 AM
How long does it take too get over someone? 3 3 secs...never in love 3 mins... memory loss caused by a hit to the head by the ex 3 hours...time it takes to get out to the clubs 3 days...long weekend at the beach viewing totally hot singles 3 months...serious like, but not totally into someone 3 years...average length for seriously in love and lost 3 centuries never ever ever gonna get over it I jest but the truth is different for everyone male or female. Depends on when you're ready to put it away as a life lesson learned and continue on your life's journey. DD and happy

DevineDene

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On the rebound??? Posted: 4/21/2008 10:23:26 PM
You've only just gotten to know this man and he said you were acting like a Bch? He claims his ex was always acting like a Bch? He got verbal and showed physical anger(slamming the door) over a MINOR argument? Never mind if there's rebound dear girl. Count the flags....... It would appear from your short explanation, the man has a low level of respect for females. Calling his ex names and then suggesting you are behaving the same way does NOT a good man make. His degree of expressed anger over an minor, hell even over a major argument is very high. If he slams doors and makes derogatory remarks over a minor disagreement, if he is not willing to accept an apology and calmly explain his position, ask yourself just how emotional he could get if he felt it was "serious" with you. A nice man is nice in most every situation, not just the ones that make Him feel good. Take care, think on it and be good to your heart. DD

DevineDene

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Questions to ponder.... Posted: 4/20/2008 6:01:01 PM
blue unless there happens to be an intersecting route at stop 4 whom do praying mantises pray to? why? check: to look over your shoulder to bang your hip into someone to mark a small slash next to an item to promise money via paper to confirm a tallied restaurant's bill to observe to warn your opponent of imminent defeat in chess why is the english language so confusing?

DevineDene

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Punchlines Posted: 4/13/2008 6:59:30 AM
I told you not to mess with a man who can wrap his D++K around himself twice AND stick it in his ear.

DevineDene

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 4/9/2008 5:15:24 PM
......................DO NOT!!...................... Why are you reading my chest? If tomorrow is yesterday when today is two days past what day will it be next week?

DevineDene

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Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 4/9/2008 5:10:54 PM
humpday message too short..... as in Wednesday as in middle of the work week as in all down hill from here

DevineDene

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when you have sex, your body makes a promise Posted: 4/8/2008 6:40:31 PM
Somebody please tell me, I missed it in anatomy, wherein lies the control centre of my body, if not MY brain? Speaking of the gray matter: In humans, oxytocin is thought to be released during hugging, touching, and orgasm in both sexes. In the brain, oxytocin is involved in social recognition and bonding, and may be involved in the formation of trust between people[1] and generosity.[2][3 hmmmmm.....involved in the FORMATION of trust and generosity....hmmmmmmmm Of course, if we are willing to hug, touch and share an orgasm, I would think we've already FORMED a certain level of trust and generosity. It all starts and ends with the self, the ability to know your own needs and limitations and to communicate this knowledge to those you wish to be closer to. Citing rules, laying blame, quoting gender based drivel, serves only to keep humans from connecting on a humane level. DD

DevineDene

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 4/7/2008 10:31:13 PM
Self Induced Narcissism

DevineDene

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Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 4/3/2008 6:48:54 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooo duz poopsie woopsie need a huggy wuggy from his mummy wummy?

DevineDene

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we work together...what now!?! Posted: 3/27/2008 9:50:09 PM
If you and basic training both agreed that it is a no strings, just for the sex relationship; I don't get the problem. You are then free to meet and possibly start a more committed relationship whenever you choose to. As far as I know, there are only two reasons to have a "f" buddy; 1-you only want sex and are not ready to dig into deeper feelings, 2-you want more but this one is not the one for whatever reason. Issues; if you have not actually had the 'talk', and are not sure you're on the same page in regards to the type of relationship you share. If you don't want any type of relationship with a co-worker then don't continue with him and don't start one with the other fellow at your work. If being at the same job is not an issue, then you either tell basic training your done and make a move with mr office, OR you continue your basic training. To try and juggle both is feasible but denotes a lack of respect for all parties concerned. Truly I say to you: WHO gives a dam what others think you should do....it's your life, choose what makes you happiest while causing the least harm to those involved. JMO DD

DevineDene

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Can you go back??? Posted: 3/20/2008 4:34:31 PM
Nope I don't think the majority of people can go back. I think it's possible to go forward though. Whether it be a past love or a new one. The problem with going back is one cannot erase events that happened in the past. One cannot 'keep the moment' that was best. I know there are bound to be exceptions, albeit very few, who can close off portions and simply choose not to remember whatever drove them apart. Just as there are very few who can embrace the past and learn; offer complete forgiveness and go forward. When you actually get a couple who are like that, they generally don't break up in the first place. I side with the relationship experts, they probably witness a lot more of the dynamics then those of us who are too busy living our lives to really notice what other couples are going through. DD

DevineDene

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When the words just come........ Posted: 3/18/2008 9:57:19 PM
My Canadian Gal Pal has found her way into the South and she shall stay because my heart is with her true I share a secret recipe or two: Fried Corn: Select the freshest eating corn, husk and silk about 8 to 12 ears. Cut from the cob using a sharp knife, cutting off only half the depth of the kernel. Using the dull side of the knife, scrape off the remaining pulp and juice. Scrape only downwards. For 5 cups of corn; heat 1/3 cup butter ( or half butter, half bacon fats) Add corn and some water, until consistency is is like thin gravy. Salt to taste. Simmer and stir for about twenty minutes until quite thick. Good with fried chicken. Corn Fritters: 1 1/2 cups flour 1 tsp baking powder 1 1/2 tsp salt 2 eggs beaten 1/2 cup milk 2 cups fresh corn kernels preferred frying fats Sift flour, powder and salt Mix eggs and milk Blend together until smooth Fold in thoroughly drained corn Heat skillet with oil/fats to 375 Drop by the teaspoon and fry until golden. Scoop out and drain on paper towel May be served with syrup or favorite dressing I am not telling how this very northern Canadian gal has a Great-Grandmama who gave these recipes. I only hope that you all sit and enjoy. Your happiness will be my grammies pleasure. The Hunter has his Wabbit She's tickled bloomin Pink Nuptials in the making chillins all a shaking Life is changing round them Fear and Love both ground them Happiness abounds Eternal Bells surround Your parting is soon , yet your union is near Hunter imagine if you had come here To her Land to her home, to be near her heart Willingly she leaves; yet leaving does smart Let loving her deeply be ever your vice lest she give and feel a great sacrifice May the foods of my mothers sustain and provide May the labours of Love surround and abide No other gift have I to give then wishes and blessings of long happiness you live Bless you both and the brood you hold dear, I thank you for letting me peer into your windows of joy. May the happiness you feel together, spread round the world. DD

DevineDene

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Can you go back??? Posted: 3/18/2008 8:58:34 PM
Hi OP I am about to 'read into your post" I don't know for sure what the reasons for her to dump him as whither he has a lot of baggage financially or emotionally or maybe he is not satisfying her sexually I am not sure. I know I have a lot to offer as far as I have no emotional or financial baggage and I have a good job and own my own place so I am not needy. My take: You are not over her, you feel you have more to offer. My Q?: Why do you think she deserves you? DD

DevineDene

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Your worst critter encounter? Posted: 3/18/2008 8:39:34 PM
Ahh Tyeee I shall pray my thanks to the powers that be....not a single camera in sight. I admittedly was temporarily totally uncontrollably frightened, by a short fat underaged, undersized pig. I hang my head in remorse and offer my thanks to the Gods of sensorship. DD

DevineDene

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Get a life. Posted: 3/18/2008 8:24:50 PM
Ok, I am not going to read all the posts first. That being my usual modus operandi. Get a Life! Meaning; It appears that you have very little to offer, either to your self or anyone else. Little to offer yourself in that your focus is very narrow and you do not explore the 'more' that is out there. Little to offer others in that you nit pick other behavior without having a clue as to what you are talking about. The two are intricately entwined; yet separate. If one had a truly fulfilling and somewhat all encompassing personal agenda, neither aspect would offend the one proclaiming, 'get a life'. JMO DD

DevineDene

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Your worst critter encounter? Posted: 3/18/2008 8:03:48 PM
Critters tend to love me; so no scary stories to tell, but love can be frightening! Hot stuff. While driving home one night a buck in heat decided my car was between him and me and so he challenged my tyre. Got his antler stuck in the spoke and slowly flipped over. Somehow got unstuck, stood up, snorted, pawed the ground and then left. Fun stuff: Going further back; as a child I rode my horse constantly, one fall, come haying season, I lit on a bright idea. I would ride up to the haystack, climb it,...and then jump on my patiently waiting horse. This went on for about a week before Starfire decided he had had enough. He calmly rode me around the field, bucked me off into the woodpile and then when I finally extricated myself and started to scold him, he stood on my foot. There he stood; staring me calmly in the eye, until Dad heard my screams and removed him. I had several broken tarsal bones from that. Worst emotionally; Spiders. I tripped in a field and fell into a nest of grass spiders newly hatched. I had little spiders every where. Still don't want to tell the details of that one! Funniest ever. Strolling with my peeps on a dark and clear night. We stopped under a street light to plan our evening. Suddenly this bat swoops down from the street light. Just as he/she/it got over my head a gust of wind lifted my hair. Sooner then you can say, 'what the hell!'. I had a bat tangled in my long hair. I'm screaming, my gal pals are screaming, two of the guys are screaming. Only one fellow kept his cool and was shouting at us to shut the F up and stay still. Ten minutes to calm us down and extricate one terrified little flying rodent. Still creeps me out. Worst worst worst animal in my life: Vietnamese Potbellied Pig. That little mother trucker actually had the hots for me. I could not go into my garden unless he was penned up. Why, you so innocently ask? Picture me; kneeling lovingly over my new plants. I study the buds and check diligently for pests. So intent am I on the new growth, I do not hear the little huffing breaths. I do not notice this short fat terror on four chubby feet. Without warning tiny sharp hoofs stab into my back! A sharp small prickle, pokes at my Jeans. This fricking creature was madly trying to impregnate me! I rear up and turn. Pushing him farther away, I scramble to my feet. Seeing no other safe place I climb up on my garden bench. The horrid beast rears up all of his two foot height and tries to climb onto the bench with me. I scream an ungodly scream and kick him in the snout. This; apparently; is ambrosia to the beast. He begins to grunt quicker and thrust his porky pelvis in my direction. I valiantly try to climb the tree behind my bench, as the pig inches up onto the bench. My ex dam near died laughing as he coaxed the horny horror back into his pen. I hate pigs! Like I said, mostly, animals love me......sigh DD

DevineDene

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Favorite Jokes!! Posted: 3/12/2008 11:31:46 PM
What with the bird flu scare I think it is only fair to warn you to throw out your Canary. Seems people fond of their Canaries are tempted to show some affection. Now here's the thing, it has been reported that kissing your Canary .... Will cause Chirpies! I don't like to be an alarmist but.. It is a form of Canerial disease! The worst part is yet to come. This disease is UnTweetable!

DevineDene

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Good Wife Guide - 1955 Posted: 3/12/2008 11:04:14 PM
Thank you so much for the rip roaring belly laugh! Master of never never land is where this belongs. How on earth did we go from foragers together, to hunter-gatherers together, to fighting wars together, to he his your Master? Did men feel so emaciated after the wars that they had to repress their whole household in order to feel useful and manly? I'm picturing me in a poodle skirt snicker saying, sit down Dahling and let me light you afire, I mean light your fire snicker, no really I mean light you on fire, ok ok so maybe I wouldn't have made it to the sixties as a 'free' woman. Master

DevineDene

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Fairy Tales in reality! Posted: 3/12/2008 9:34:11 PM
Hansel and Gretal Two scared kids who don't want to be lost in the woods, so they take the only food they have and spread it around the forest? I'm thinking kids in their position would have eaten the bread long before they got into the woods. If they were smart enough to think of leaving a trail to follow wouldn't they be smart enough to know critters would eat the bread, and wouldn't they want to fill their tummies first? All through that tale, for smart kids they were pretty dumb........

DevineDene

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What are your pet peeves...... Posted: 3/9/2008 2:40:08 PM
4x4+geek American spell check deleting letters that belong in words..............I so agree with you! All hail the Canadian version of English

DevineDene

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Msg: 108 (view)

Dance of the sexes................... Posted: 3/8/2008 6:54:04 AM
I know this will sound strange but the usual ultimate goal of attraction is making love in which the man has to be aroused and the aggressor by the very nature of the sex act. OK, lovely idea, however you offer no proof that the man MUST be the aggressor to be aroused. I don't recall saying anything about my personal preference, so how you assume what may work for me will remain a mystery. I repeat the question I posted. So tell me the practical reasons a man must make the first move? DD

DevineDene

Joined: 10/12/2006

Msg: 105 (view)

Dance of the sexes................... Posted: 3/7/2008 10:18:01 PM
I read a book years ago that said that most successful relationships began with the man making the first move for very practical reasons. I know this will sound strange but the usual ultimate goal of attraction is making love in which the man has to be aroused and the aggressor by the very nature of the sex act. Having said that, I have found that the most successful relationships that I've had were when the man was really attracted to me enough to be motivated to call, to ask me out, to basically want me...........Anytime that I've contacted the man, it's never worked out. OK, lovely idea, however you offer no proof that the man MUST be the aggressor to be aroused. Anytime you became the initial aggressor, you lacked the skills to follow through, because you never believed you should be. So you attracted a man who loved aggressive/assertive women, but lost him because you could not lead past contact. I know of several happy, wonderful couples, in which SHE was and is the dominant one and HE is very attracted to that. This is not my relationship and I am only trying to point out that a sheep pretending to be a wolf is still a sheep and other wolves will not buy it past the first sniff. So tell me the practical reasons a man must make the first move? DD

DevineDene

Joined: 10/12/2006

Msg: 360 (view)

Words And Phrases That I Despise !! Posted: 3/7/2008 5:25:05 PM
run "" run hop a long step and a half peg leg crip Used by sympathetic and non-sympathetic people alike Gawd I dislike being on crutches! oh oh oh another one whine, ** and moan

DevineDene

Joined: 10/12/2006

Msg: 946 (view)

New TWISTER with Alphabet Letters Posted: 3/6/2008 5:44:40 PM
Arousing my emotional desire Never lost to everyday work or Thoughts. He whispers about His undying devotion as I shiver Only love could encompass this Needing for each others presence, Yearning and completing beautifully

DevineDene

Joined: 10/12/2006

Msg: 155 (view)

AVERAGE SIZE for females.... Posted: 3/3/2008 4:08:29 PM
A Quote to ponder: "You have found a flaw. Think well about it again. Let me warn you, you who are thirsty for knowledge, against the thicket of OPINIONS and the conflict of words. OPINIONS MEAN NOTHING; they may be beautiful or ugly, clever or foolish, anyone can embrace or reject them. A MONK

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