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Msg: 102 (view)

holding in the gas Posted: 5/5/2008 1:51:38 PM
As far as poopie particles being released, I assume you'd have to be naked and your cheeks spread for that to be an issue Studies have shown men and women fart EQUALLY...women do it more in their sleep because of the holding it in. (Well, most of em) I dunno if it's been said, but have ya heard the joke about why women don't fart? Cuz they don't shut up long enough to build up back pressure. runs like hell

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has this affected you? Posted: 5/5/2008 1:23:38 PM
Bottom line, in my opinion, as to why men are on the short end of the stick of the bisexuality issue....is simple. Men enter INTO the other...woman OR man. It takes far more trust to be entered than to do the entering. This is why it is considered the woman's say-so on sex or not to begin with. There's my two cents....and I expect my change please.

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The Conundrum! Posted: 4/26/2008 5:33:54 AM
I'd say #2....no question. I'm a voyeur...if they didn't want me watchin, they shoulda been more careful. As for unattractive people, watching two extremely large people going at it might gimme a damn good laugh too. It might also answer an age-old question of how they are able.

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Is Safe Sex Really Safe? Posted: 4/26/2008 4:50:11 AM
To answer, no...I wouldn't. Why? Because sex isn't the only way of contracting AIDS.

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The gynecologist Posted: 4/18/2008 3:13:43 AM
Are you saying you don't find Aunt Bea sexy? Oh, she seems sweet and all, but I have no desire to see, much less examine her cooch.

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The gynecologist Posted: 4/17/2008 4:08:36 PM
Next time you hear a guy giggling and saying he wants to be a gynocologist, remind him that Roseanne Barr, Bea Arthur, Whoopie Goldberg, Aunt Bea and the like, need checkups too. That'll sway em real quick.

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Two ToTango With Finesse Posted: 4/17/2008 12:26:40 AM
I can't believe the amount of people who have read her "41, self-employed, bald..." comment and saw it as she was downing 41 year olds that are self-employed and bald. For pete's sake people, she's trying to describe him to warn the other women as to who he is....naming him is against the rules, so she went as far as is allowed. On topic, I believe he was a little quick to end it, but he was also honest and that should stand for something. I'd also suggest a pic or two that shows ya better. Good luck.

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What is a Real Man? Posted: 4/16/2008 11:09:11 PM
Looks, money, materialistic wants and needs, job, housing, his family, his clothes, his sexual preferences, these things do not make a real man Thank you. I get so fed up with so many women who judge a man by what he has instead of what and who he is and/or can be. Seen on a t-shirt: Real men don't line dance

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men..would you date a woman with little or no sex drive? Posted: 4/16/2008 9:12:15 PM
I had the same problem when I was on Paxil..for years. It was like running a race then 10 feet before the finish line you suddenly decide running isn't your thing. It drove me absolutely nuts. I'm now on Cymbalta and not only does it not affect my sex drive, it actually helps with depression for the most part. I see she's no longer a member but I wrote this for any who may still be having the same problem.

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Sensory deprivation Posted: 4/16/2008 8:30:33 PM
I've done the tied up and blindfolded. The earplug thing sounds very intriguing. I prefer a give AND recieve relationship on these kinds of things.

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On swallowing Posted: 4/16/2008 8:21:35 PM
Hell, she could take it in her hand and go throw it in the trash for all I care. The fact that she was even down there (and wanted to be there) is good enough for me.

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Sexual or loving visits from someone Astral projecting???? Posted: 4/16/2008 8:10:08 PM
Find out if "he" has a sister and send her my way please.

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Are there any love things that you really yearn for? Posted: 4/14/2008 11:40:29 AM
Haven't seen the movie but I can definitely relate to the misty eyes when you tend to put yourself in the characters' situations. What I yearn for: My words or presence being the highlight of someone's day...and theirs, mine Letting her talk about something at work and, out of nowhere, grabbing her and kissing her...making her weak in the knees Having long conversations in which there's a lull and we find each other looking so deep in each others' eyes that we get lost Being interrupted while we're talking by one of us saying, "God, I love you!!" Seeing her taking a bath...just enjoying the relaxation and knowing she deserves it...and so much more Her asking me to wash her back while she's in that bath and actually enjoying doing it for her Trying to think of odd places to put a little note saying "I love you!!" Seeing her as most will never see her...no makeup, hair a mess or in a ponytail or being goofy to the point that she'd "just die" if anyone ever saw her Spooning her and putting my arm around her and doing everything in my power to keep from ravaging her Running my fingers and hands over the curves of her body...making my hands try to "say" what I love about her Lying there and just thinking, "Wow, man. This woman is MINE!" and smiling

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I give up... Posted: 4/14/2008 11:11:10 AM
OP, don't you dare change how you are. I, for one, understand that the reason you mentioned your service and the helping on groceries was to give the people who would reply in this thread, some background on you. So many people rush to judge. As for helping her out with $5 for groceries, there is nothing creepy or negative about that and I firmly believe that if she had needed more, you would have done it. Without even reading your profile, I can tell that you are the type that tries your best to treat others the way you want to be treated. As for her being without money or a car, none of the posters know the reasons behind her lacking these things and should be very ashamed for rushing to judge her. My opinion on the topic at hand is that she was extremely interested, and likely still is, but she started feeling very strongly and it scared the hell out of her. Many, many times in my life, the women I've dated have found themselves "falling" too fast and possibly moving too fast. There is just certain aspects of different people that attract and bring more out in a person. I see her as scared, but not discounting you. Her saying that she didn't want to talk on the phone or face-to-face was her saying (which she also said) that she is extremely ashamed at what she had just said and how she treated you by saying it. My advice would be to keep replying to her texts and let her know that you understand that she got scared and you'd still like to be friends with her if she would allow it. If the situation is as I assume it is, this will go even further in proving what she feels for you and will work out in the end.

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Women with no children. Posted: 4/12/2008 4:14:34 PM
I tend to feel looked-down-upon for my not wanting children so you'd be a welcome change.

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Have you been turned off on a date by the woman's nervousness? Posted: 4/12/2008 4:06:00 PM
I wouldn't be turned off by it. In all honesty, because I've been out of the dating loop for over 10 years now....8 because of marriage....I'd likely be a nervous wreck too. This is one reason why I like to communicate thru email/IM for a while first. I believe the more you can talk and share your feelings, views, morals, values and expectations of what is to come, the less difficult it will be when you finally DO meet.

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Would you date a woman who doesn't want kids? Posted: 4/12/2008 4:01:16 PM
Absolutely, unequivically YES. I don't want kids either and I feel like a outcast because of it.

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WHY ARE WOMEN OVER 30 A FAILURE WHEN THEY ARE SINGLE AND CHILDLESS? Posted: 4/12/2008 3:54:34 PM
I actually prefer a woman with no kids. I'm not shallow. It's just a preference. I was married for 8 years and we tried and failed. I wanted one badly at the time. Since that time, I believe I've just passed the point of wanting any. I don't see women over 30 without children as failures. I see them as one of two kinds of people: 1) Can't have any 2) Doesn't want any There's no harm in that.

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What type of humour do you like girls to have? Posted: 4/10/2008 4:53:56 PM
I like a woman who can say anything, so I guess all sorts of types of sense of humor...as long as it's not always at the expense of others.

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The Kinky Test Posted: 4/10/2008 4:37:29 PM
598 Now....someone to use it on

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She is married, I am married, what do I do? Posted: 4/3/2008 11:02:19 PM
.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. I hope she leads you to her bed, pulls down your pants, gets you ROCK hard and then rams a red hot poker into your sorry ass.

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Any men over 35 seriously looking to get married? Posted: 4/3/2008 8:59:36 PM
I don't date just for the sake of dating. It's one woman, not a few to pick the best from and the sole reason for dating her is for compatibility, long term and marriage.

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Msg: 124 (view)

annoying dating advice that you've heard Posted: 4/3/2008 8:54:21 PM
"Say more in your profile" "Say less in your profile" "Just be honest" "Don't share so much" "Use the pic with you in glasses" "Use the pic without glasses" "Smile in your pics" (Forgive me if I don't want to put on a fake smile when taking a pic of myself, BY myself) "Show your sense of humor more" "Don't make jokes...they'll think you're not serious" "Send more messages out" "Don't come across so needy...make them come to you" "Don't be so picky" "Don't settle for less than..." Shoots self in face

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Msg: 76 (view)

Anyone else get really bitchy... Posted: 4/3/2008 8:24:27 PM
I have to agree with the "just miss touching/being touched". I'd take one night of just lying together and holding each other over two nights of meaningless sex, anyday.

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Vibrators Posted: 4/2/2008 8:11:34 PM
Ponder this: Women have sex with plastic=perfectly normal Men have sex with plastic=twisted pervert

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woman bad in bed? Posted: 4/2/2008 8:03:31 PM
She has to be bad in bed. I wouldn't have it any other way......says the guy who doesn't have it.

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Thanks, mom and dad... Posted: 4/2/2008 7:56:52 PM
Parents have been together 44 years this year. I've learned to fight for the relationship, not fight to win the argument. Too bad my exwife didn't feel the same way.

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Can Two People Really Meet and Begin a Relationship in a Forum? Posted: 4/2/2008 7:50:19 PM
Geez, I sure hope so. As far as people lying? Trust me, my being too honest about myself runs 'em off just as fast.

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Have you ever loved someone enough to let them go? Posted: 4/2/2008 7:43:59 PM
I loved my wife for 8 years. To (subconciously) prove that I still loved her I let her take her name off of everything we shared. She took advantage of that and now has spotless credit and no bridges to go back and cross. I, on the other hand, have doomed myself to cash-only. I don't regret having done it so much as regretting not seeing a little more clearly that I was being taken advantage of.

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Msg: 70 (view)

Never marrying again.... Posted: 4/2/2008 7:19:29 PM
Was married for 8 years and 1 day. She chickened out, not me. Yes, I'd absolutely marry again.

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WOMEN MEETING MEN AT A CLUB Posted: 4/1/2008 9:39:22 AM
Women go to bars/clubs to unwind/let loose. Guys usually go to clubs to hook up. If this isn't the case with you, then you're in the minority.

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money inside her bra Posted: 4/1/2008 8:50:26 AM
Her: My boobs are ringing Him: I'll get it. It's for me!

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Msg: 89 (view)

Ugly Husband Key To Successful Marriage Posted: 3/30/2008 8:25:14 AM
Woo-Hoooo! I'm destined for an awesome marriage!

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Msg: 177 (view)

sense of humor Posted: 3/30/2008 8:21:46 AM
My sense of humor is a big part of who I am and how I am. I believe a good sense of humor is a must. It proves you don't take things too seriously.

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Do Women Like Machismo? Posted: 3/29/2008 4:44:14 PM
"Go awaaaaaay, ya big brute!"

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How long does it take for a guy to get over cheating? Posted: 3/29/2008 4:36:29 PM
Check her profile, 5th paragraph. She didn't think anyone would notice? Waaaaaaaay ahead of ya bro. LOL Oh geez.

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Why look into a woman's eyes? Posted: 3/29/2008 3:57:58 PM
I can't even begin to explain the power of a woman's eyes. I can get lost in 'em and have it lead to the most memorable kiss imaginable. If eyes become off limits, we're just gonna have to stare at the sky and point in your general direction.

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How long does it take for a guy to get over cheating? Posted: 3/29/2008 3:52:59 PM
Congratulations, ngat! You've just sealed your fate on this site, for those with an IQ, morals and eyes. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. NO one puts THAT much effort into "a friend" scenario. Newsflash: Guys don't like being generalized and don't like having their intelligence insulted. For those that do get snowed, they deserve you. Happy lesbianism to you!

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Woman and glamour work Posted: 3/29/2008 2:51:32 PM
I actually hadn't thought of this and my own answer surprised me at first. I absolutely wouldn't have a problem with it. I love artistic nudes and if she had the body and the confidence to do it then I'm 100% behind her. The female body is so beautiful, soft and sensuous. If I were with a woman who would even be approached for that kind of work, I'd be honored. Now, if we start talking stripper, escort, prostitute or porn "actress", then yeah, there'd be a problem.

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Would you leave him if he didn't go down on you? Posted: 3/29/2008 2:04:19 PM
When you're lookin to ask me, look down. ...and I've only had one woman who wasn't "into it" (giving) and it turned me off majorly. When it's obvious the person is only doing it because it's what you want, it's not a good recipe for success.

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Situational question Posted: 3/29/2008 1:09:53 PM
Maybe she gets "gassy" when she gets close? sorry....couldn't resist. It was this or say the same thing everyone else has said. Good luck to you.

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Why Do Atheists Get Such A Bad rap? Posted: 3/28/2008 11:51:25 PM
You're putting things in quotes and making claims. How about you provide links or references to studies so that we can figure out for ourselves if what you say is true or just something you're making up as you go along? Seriously, I don't believe that some Agnostic "many" would reject an otherwise attractive and desirable human being because it would "hurt their chances on judgement day". "Hey, babe. Wanna date?" "Well, you are such a studly man, you smell so good, and ... hmmmm.... the way you kiss makes me tingle all over. You're so kind and considerate. I love everything about you." "So, are we good?" "No. I'm an Agnostic and I just can't take the chance!" I know that's funny, and it's supposed to be. I just don't think it's the issue you and a few others are making it out to be. But I would love to be convinced otherwise if it's really true. Please, convince me otherwise. Please. 1) First and foremost, I don't appreciate the condescending tone of your post 2) I can't provide links and references to studies and tests because I'm not going by tests and studies. I'm going by my experiences...as I've said from the beginning...and this is online and offline. 3) No. It wasn't funny in the least. 4) Obviously it is a problem/issue or I wouldn't have started the thread and so many would have chimed in that suffer the same treatment. You couldn't know unless you either are an atheist or claimed to be one for an extended period of time.

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How did your parents meet? Posted: 3/28/2008 10:27:28 PM
Parents met on a blind date. My dad's first words to her: "Want some gum?" They've been married 44 years this year. Anyone want some gum?

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Why Do Atheists Get Such A Bad rap? Posted: 3/28/2008 6:17:45 AM
...there are so very many who are not religious (from scanning profiles) that I really have a hard time buying that atheists are finding it difficult to meet others who don't believe or at the least aren't even thinking much about religion, for whom spirituality isn't a part of their daily life. Actually, I think you'd be surprised at just how many (of those who simply "just believe" or are agnostic) think that getting involved with an atheist is a little too over-the-line and feel that it would "hurt their chances on judgement day".

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Why do men stare at women's boobs & think we don't notice ??? Posted: 3/27/2008 2:35:02 PM
Whenever I hear a woman talking about a guy staring at her boobs, I ask her, "Well, what if a guy's package was higher and/or you could see where the shaft meets his balls?" That usually gives a little more insight.

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Is it okay for a woman to hit a man? Posted: 3/27/2008 1:58:22 PM
I also hate violence and believe no one should hit their mate....male or female. I will never hit a woman, but if she hits me, then I can't say how I'll react. To me, as soon as a woman hits a man, she just became a man.

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Gulp Okay....be gentle Posted: 3/26/2008 7:10:08 PM
Thanks. Anyone else? (Just wanna get some more female opinions too).

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Why Do Atheists Get Such A Bad rap? Posted: 3/26/2008 6:22:04 PM
To answer the question, THEY DON'T. I've never heard or seen of the intolerance claimed to have been shown by those who complain that "atheists get a bad rap". As I said in the beginning: ( http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts9408473.aspx ) Exact quotes from this thread in my home state: "I could never be with an atheist!" "2. spiritual (mindful of higher powers... atheists need not apply)" "Besides the usual bad breath, dirty hands,doesn't believe in God, treats..." Now, obviously this isn't all of the people in my state, but you get the idea of why I got the idea for this thread. My point is, how do you choose which parts of the bible to accept and which to ignore? This is the reason there is a New Testament to begin with. To update it to more modern and acceptable beliefs. Newer Testament anyone? As for ( http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/txconst/sections/cn000100-000400.html ) "No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being." That basically made my jaw drop.

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why judge people on welfare? Posted: 3/26/2008 12:52:14 AM
Okay....I read the majority and for the small-minded idiots who don't take the time to know each individual's situation, I pity you. Here in the USA, we pay taxes out of our income. When/if we need asistance, we're getting back what we put in....up to a point, obviously. I do agree with the fact that something has to be done about those who continue to have multiple children while on welfare. Having children going in, is a whole other story. Also, here in the USA, those on welfare are not only allowed to, but encouraged to work. You can make up to a certain amount before you're considered abusing the system. The purpose is to help one survive. Unfortunately, I'm unable to work and have little access to even make attempts. I wouldn't wish my existence on Hitler himself. There ARE those who abuse it. There ARE those who take it as a free ride. There ARE those who depend on it for survival and for those of you who judge all by the actions of a few, I hope like HELL you don't end up requiring it and have the stigma and small-minded opinions it attracts from people such as yourselves. ...oh and I don't get free medical and dental.

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Gulp Okay....be gentle Posted: 3/26/2008 12:01:11 AM
Yeah, I despise seeing people who say things just because they think that's what people wanna hear/see, so I decided to just be myself and be honest. I appreciate your kind words and am open to any suggestions ya may have.

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