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TRINAMATTY

Joined: 11/16/2006

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If Blonde jokes OFFEND DO NOT OPEN! Posted: 12/8/2006 8:43:31 AM
lmao at all but this one was best : Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? So that brunettes can understand them...

TRINAMATTY

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Inheritance Posted: 11/24/2006 8:52:46 AM
lol thats class!!!!!

TRINAMATTY

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First Date Posted: 11/24/2006 8:44:13 AM
haha well put trina xx

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The Value of A Drink Posted: 11/24/2006 6:45:35 AM
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not so true!!

TRINAMATTY

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Mastercard Wedding Posted: 11/24/2006 6:35:59 AM
haha thats the best revenge ever!!

TRINAMATTY

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Rude Customers Posted: 11/24/2006 6:28:58 AM
haha thats brill !!!

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good 1 liners Posted: 11/24/2006 6:27:20 AM
lol like the mailman one

TRINAMATTY

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Would you date someone with a lazy eye? Posted: 11/24/2006 5:52:00 AM
lol its never caused me any trouble

TRINAMATTY

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is it wrong to have mutiple sex partners while your single? Posted: 11/24/2006 5:40:18 AM
i dont think it is no

TRINAMATTY

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Do women enjoy masterbation and being watched? Posted: 11/23/2006 10:23:05 PM
bein watchd is big turn on

TRINAMATTY

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: vasectomies: for or against, whos' had em, and who would do it? Posted: 11/23/2006 10:16:55 PM
i wud just stay on free contaception from england

TRINAMATTY

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I need some help Posted: 11/23/2006 10:13:50 PM
i fink u shud tel them to talk 2 their other half about it, maybe suggest nu fings, move hands 2 rite place etc

TRINAMATTY

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~ Do You Remember Your First Kiss? ~ Posted: 11/23/2006 10:02:50 PM
lol yea i was 13 n we sneaked behind the music room(snog)

TRINAMATTY

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How do you get him back?? Posted: 11/23/2006 10:01:50 PM
hey i wish i knew the answer. i think u can only get him back if he truely wants it too so dont waste yr time tryin 2 "make" him i kno it hurts like hell

TRINAMATTY

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Face scars on a lady. Posted: 11/23/2006 9:59:52 PM
i have a scar above my eyebrow due to stupidity and i get paranoid about it but no lads seem to care its there

TRINAMATTY

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Why do stunning women go for geeks Posted: 11/23/2006 9:58:37 PM
ha i wish the girl who is my competition wud lol

TRINAMATTY

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If she has the condoms is that a good thing? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:53:38 PM
yes, it means she is prepared incase that situation ever happens

TRINAMATTY

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using condems......in the last half of sex Posted: 11/23/2006 9:48:54 PM
i would say if u want 2 do that go on the pill or summin cuz u can get pre - cum

TRINAMATTY

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Is it appropriate to ask her to test? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:45:39 PM
just talk 2 her say u want 2 be sure etc

TRINAMATTY

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Can we find a date elsewhere? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:38:16 PM
i meet people outside of internet but this way it doesnt cost u money 2 go out, u dnt av 2 dress up etc lol

TRINAMATTY

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Can we find a date elsewhere? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:37:04 PM
i love dating websites, u meet so many people 2 chat 2 on msn etc, im not mainly lookin 4 a fella bt wud be gd! lol

TRINAMATTY

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Does this happen to any other girls? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:34:58 PM
yea it does happen!!xx

TRINAMATTY

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best brand of condom Posted: 11/23/2006 9:34:05 PM
mates natural, although ive not tried many others

TRINAMATTY

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How does a women know when a guy uses sex to show he cares, or just using her for sex?? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:32:11 PM
not jus sex is the huggin afterwards, the playin around, the cute fings

TRINAMATTY

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Would you leave him if he didn't go down on you? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:28:53 PM
no i wudnt leave him if he wudnt go down on me christ!!!

TRINAMATTY

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Your first time:Was it memorable or forgetable? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:27:41 PM
wish i cud 4get it!!!

TRINAMATTY

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if you could get your virginity back? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:24:45 PM
i wouldnt have lost it so young (13 due 2 curiousity) and would have waited 4 my ex bf cause he was the one who cared 4 me

TRINAMATTY

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whats the best vibrator gift for a women ? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:23:23 PM
pearl rabbit is good xx

TRINAMATTY

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If you had no STD's,Would you consider dating someone who did? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:21:23 PM
id say always get a test,both of u b4 doin it without a condom

TRINAMATTY

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Preventing shaving irritation... Posted: 11/23/2006 9:19:00 PM
i know how this feels im goin thru hell w it atm

TRINAMATTY

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how would you punish a lover that did you wrong? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:18:08 PM
yea im on same level im waiting 4 rite time 2 ounish my ex, since he was w nother gal b4 w split, n i kno hes cheated on her loads, i wil wait til they real gd n then burst the bubble

TRINAMATTY

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How to get a woman's sex drive up while on birth control Posted: 11/23/2006 9:16:09 PM
i wasnt like that wen on pill, maybe try luvvi duvvi stuff to try 2 lead 2 sex, if not see if she can get other birth control eg depo or implant xx

TRINAMATTY

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women & bras Posted: 11/23/2006 9:14:14 PM
i do it up from the back

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Msg: 119 (view)

Men & Premature Balding Posted: 11/23/2006 9:11:42 PM
my ex had a bald patch when i met him but i didnt care

TRINAMATTY

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pocket pussies and dildoes Posted: 11/23/2006 9:08:40 PM
well i spose but then iv never seen y i shud av pocket vibe lol

TRINAMATTY

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THE BEST CONDOMS Posted: 11/23/2006 9:03:39 PM
natural mates condoms r ok/ but nothing beats no condom but meet a woman u wanna spend alot time with 4 that

TRINAMATTY

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Men wearing tight pants/jeans??? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:02:06 PM
lol its the whole trend where i live at the mo with 16-18 year olds i fink it just looks silly lol

TRINAMATTY

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'abstinence only' in sex education? Posted: 11/23/2006 9:01:00 PM
i live in england and the sex ed is crap here too they dont give enough info 2 kids

TRINAMATTY

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Naughty in a movie theater Posted: 11/23/2006 8:59:43 PM
oh yea done it few times lol

TRINAMATTY

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Anyone into the whole Webcam Thing Posted: 11/23/2006 8:56:38 PM
i use me cam, ive never done anything sexual from it but have had sum1 wa*k 4 me on it lol

TRINAMATTY

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sugar mommas Posted: 11/23/2006 8:54:43 PM
lol go for it for a few months get money u can 2 help family out and then go

TRINAMATTY

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Just sex?? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:53:38 PM
he may not be worth it if he dnt wana b w u but maybe try 2 find out bout his past n c wat that turns up, may explain it xx

TRINAMATTY

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Have you learned anything from watching porn? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:51:25 PM
ive learned alot are so obviously fake lol

TRINAMATTY

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Dating and The Outdoors Posted: 11/23/2006 8:46:45 PM
never change for a girl, dont give up wat u love n personally i fink the outdoors is good so im sure lots other gals du xx

TRINAMATTY

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Fellow ladies, would this gross you out, or is it just me? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:39:36 PM
i wud say bye bye 2 him!!

TRINAMATTY

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Msg: 121 (view)

Women who don'ttouch themselves? Reason for not doing it? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:34:08 PM
i think the whole thing is its still more taboo for a woman to touch herself so there woman who wont admit it to anyone. i mean there may be some out there who dont but more do

TRINAMATTY

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What do you think? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:32:35 PM
i would say hes a bull shitter n just want 1niter

TRINAMATTY

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smell of semen...why do they smell the way they do? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:31:16 PM
good tip is get them to eat banana before u have sex apparently it make it taste better

TRINAMATTY

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do you think its right to shield kids from the world of sex? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:30:18 PM
also i worked in a primary school for 2 years and from age 5 they were asking questions

TRINAMATTY

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do you think its right to shield kids from the world of sex? Posted: 11/23/2006 8:29:28 PM
i think that children should know about sex and spoken to by parents about the whole thing. i lost my virginity at 13 n that was from curiosity because i didnt know enough about it and that was biggest mistake of my life, so i know my kids will know all that i can tell them

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