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 Author Thread: Womens eating Habits affected by Men?
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Womens eating Habits affected by Men?
Posted: 8/6/2009 6:12:15 PM
There is nothing wrong with eating with your fingers!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 21 (view)
 
How do I know if she still loves me?
Posted: 5/19/2009 11:45:22 AM
There is only one true test to see if she still loves you-- if she swallows the jism, then she still loves you. If not, you are on the way out!!!
 Hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 381 (view)
 
Lower body hair.
Posted: 2/23/2009 4:33:43 PM
Ladies-- I would be very careful if I were when a man wants you to shave your clam. Why in tarnation would he want you to look like a 10 year old??? Pedophile tendencies are not to be condoned or encouraged!!

What can be more erotic than grabbing and sucking a lip through a natural and warm coat of womanly fuzz!!
 Hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 14 (view)
 
The 2 Pairs of Lips: Good for on good for all!
Posted: 2/23/2009 4:20:28 PM
When you say you saw a lot more penises than labial lips, what exactly do you mean by that?

Could the fact that women have pairs of lips explain why they talk before they think while men , with two heads, typically reflect before they talk??
 Hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 1069 (view)
 
oral sex and swallowing cum and why they wont do it
Posted: 2/10/2009 12:13:58 PM
I would love to have a woman squirt in my mouth but unfortunately I only had moaners but no squirters!!
 Hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 1068 (view)
 
oral sex and swallowing cum and why they wont do it
Posted: 2/10/2009 12:11:04 PM
I think that I am in love!!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 933 (view)
 
oral sex and swallowing cum and why they wont do it
Posted: 1/5/2009 3:47:56 PM
Your answer is hilarious!!! ROFL
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 90 (view)
 
Masturbating to porn, impotence, Viagra
Posted: 10/6/2008 6:01:34 PM
Although many people treat masturbation as a joke, excessive or irregular mastubation can cause severe systematic disfunctions. Many men in my family have became blind in my family as a result of infrequent masturbation; the pressure build-up of the jism when there is a cessation is akin to the lava of a volcano. The bigger the build-up, the stronger the ejaculation, oops I meant the eruption. Hence, the ejaculation of jism under a powerful pressure can cause irreparable damage to the retina of the eyes if proper eye protection is not worn , especially during adolescence .

Regular mastubation is a necessity for the hormone-driven youths. Certain occupations can satisfy both the physical and financial needs. A prime example would be a wedding cake "icing" applicator or a whipper of Arby's mayonnaise. Both jobs allow the young man to empty his jism chambers , thus preventing the illness of blueballs.
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 733 (view)
 
would you date a stripper?
Posted: 8/26/2008 5:55:25 PM
I will date a stripper if I get a discount on the lap dances!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 816 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/26/2008 5:48:40 PM
So what part of the trailer park do you live in?
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 778 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:52:33 PM
Did u ever have a woman?
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 777 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:50:55 PM
Where in the trailer park do you find your men?? Are they lined up for the booze camp or the john??
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 776 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:48:25 PM
LLLLOOOSER!!! LOSER!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 775 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:45:53 PM
I agree with you 100%-- totally useless two cents!!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 774 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:43:42 PM
Just to show you that you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you cannot take the trailer park out of the girl!!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 773 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:42:02 PM
How come you raised your kids alone?? HMMMM it does not bode well when I read that!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 772 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:40:59 PM
yeah and i am a scientist who found a cure for aids!! Well, I am glad that I will never meet you, Picasso
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 771 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:37:57 PM
Gimme a break racy girl !!! You offend my religion, age etc.. because I do not agree with you and now you complain because some classy beautiful woman states her knowledgeable opinon!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 770 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:35:17 PM
Mrs Prissy Pants

You are totally right. Tattoos on women (and men) advertize that would rather live in a trailer park. If I want to see some ugly markings I will go to a museum and admire some Picasso!!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 769 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 8/11/2008 6:31:54 PM
My dear Angelfish

It appears that I have somehow offended you with my opinion. The site has removed my picture because they said it was against the rules to be "au naturel". Why do you want to know when I last had a date? I am exhausted every night as I have to frost a few wedding cakes daily with my special frosting. People , especially women, adore them!!

Talking about age, 54 is still very young for a man. It is women who have to worry about age. In many countries , a woman over 24 years of age is not worth a chicken and a 5 pound bag of potatoes.

Furthermore, my dear Angelfish, some people appear much smarter when they remain silent. This could be the best advice anyone has ever given you!!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 744 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 7/28/2008 5:59:44 PM
Of course, if you want to look like a hoe biker chick, that is your choice but...
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 743 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 7/28/2008 5:56:31 PM
What part of your trailer park do you live in??
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 742 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 7/28/2008 5:55:10 PM
What is going through your pigeon mind?? Tattoos are like ads-- you are advertizing to the world that you are a bimbette!! What is next--pierced tongue and pierced nipples???
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 741 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 7/28/2008 5:52:07 PM
By the looks of it, you probably have seen more guys with tattos than women!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 740 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 7/28/2008 5:50:59 PM
Trailer trash should have been trailer park trash , hence the type of people who would appear on the Gerry Sringer show. i.e, arms covered with tattos and lots of missing teeth. The stereotype trailer park trash is white and unemployed and sports many tattos!!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 6 (view)
 
My b/f of 6 months is still active on dating sites
Posted: 4/6/2007 7:07:26 PM
touche-- ah the pot calling the keetle black!! Very good observation
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 78 (view)
 
q for the guys--Tattoos on women--yes or no?
Posted: 4/4/2007 1:35:38 PM
You can take the trash out of the trailer park but you cannot take the trailer park out of the trah!! Sweet and simple!
 hojirt
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 119 (view)
 
so pissed at men
Posted: 3/25/2007 11:45:04 AM
Wake up and smell the coffee!!! Many men will tell you what you want to hear just so they can add a notch to the bedpost. Your momma did not explain the facts of life to you? Let me sell you a bridge!

I also feel cheap when women tell me stuff jsut so they can abuse me sexually. No more sex on the 1st date for me!!

Hojirt the magnificent
 
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