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Goldee12

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Orly Taitz Sanctioned for $20,000 Posted: 10/21/2009 9:52:43 AM
Wow, this nut case just keeps going and going….. In a colorful eight-page filing, Birther attorney Orly Taitz declares that she will appeal a federal judge's $20,000 fine, which she was ordered to pay within 30 days last week. The filing with the US District Court for the Middle District of Georgia is dated Monday and was posted last night. Read the whole thing here. http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/documents/2009/10/orly-taitz-decries-political-lynching-in-filing-102009.php?page=1 Taitz also claims that she hired a private investigator who found "39 different social security numbers used by Mr. Obama" including numbers with links to Judge Clay Land's own district. This, Taitz says, is reason she should be granted further discovery. She told TPMmuckraker last week that she had no intention to pay the $20,000 fine, which stemmed from frivolous filings in the Birther case of Taitz's former client, an Army captain. Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Sin Tax to help fund Healthcare costs? Posted: 10/17/2009 10:21:37 AM
I agree with you one eyed jack, she's just trying to get in a low blow. please see the link, President Obama quit smoking in 2007! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-obama-health-web_frimay30,0,463574.story Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Sin Tax to help fund Healthcare costs? Posted: 10/14/2009 7:59:00 AM
Hey guys, how do you feel about a “sin” tax to help pay for healthcare? I personally don’t have a problem paying a little more on soda and sugary things. Maybe it’ll help Americans to become a little healthier. And, every time I see that damn commercial featuring the lady unloading groceries (in plastic bags by the way) and literally bitc*ing about a soda tax making it too expensive to feed her family, I want to throw something at my tv! Stop feeding your kids junk lady!! I know, I know, she's just an actress, but you know what? I never gave my kids soda and it saved me money at the dentist! Also, I live in NJ and they are proposing a 25% tax hike on liquor, (not beer) to help with the large deficit here. I say if it makes people drink a little less because of the price, maybe drunk driving will be reduced also..... JMO. Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Orly Taitz Sanctioned for $20,000 Posted: 10/13/2009 11:59:40 AM
Orly Taitz Sanctioned for $20,000 Source: Washington Independent The “Birther queen” has been slapped with a five-figure fine for “wasting the judicial resources” of the Middle District of Georgia, where she’d filed one of her numerous lawsuits demanding that President Obama prove his citizenship before deploying soldiers to Iraq and Afghanistan. The judgment, which calls Taitz’s case and tactics “delusional”: Counsel Orly Taitz is hereby ordered to pay $20,000.00 to the United States, through the Middle District of Georgia Clerk’s Office, within thirty days of the date of this Order as a sanction for her misconduct in violation of Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. Judge Clay Land makes the toughest statement about Taitz’s antics here: The Court finds that counsel’s conduct was willful and not merely negligent. It demonstrates bad faith on her part. As an attorney, she is deemed to have known better. She owed a duty to follow the rules and to respect the Court. Counsel’s pattern of conduct conclusively establishes that she did not mistakenly violate a provision of law. She knowingly violated Rule 11. Her response to the Court’s show cause order is breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional. She expresses no contrition or regret regarding her misconduct. To the contrary, she continues her baseless attacks on the Court. Read more: http://washingtonindependent.com/63558/orly-taitz-sanct...

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/13/2009 9:01:47 AM
Hehe, pissed I tell ya, PISSED! In my second post I stated: "But we all ready know that no matter what he does, there are going to be those people who just can't accept it! " 5 days later and the "haters " are still bitc*ing!!! I'm tickled pink at how much you guys (you know who you are) are just going crazy over this. He won both the election and this prize, So, GET OVER IT! Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/9/2009 1:19:27 PM
I Just read on Politico that President Obama plans on giving the 1.4 million to charity. Jsut keeps making my day better and better! Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/9/2009 9:01:03 AM
I'm being asked to furnish things that President Obama has accomplished. Well here are 10 for you that he did in the first 100 days in office! (sorry it's so long, but you did ask) 1. Health Care: The Obama White House cleared an important hurdle in the health care reform debate when it appropriated $19 billion in the stimulus package to help implement an electronic medical record system. The money is paltry compared to the hundreds of billions set aside for an overhaul of the health care system in the budget. But officials inside and out of the White House say its significance is hard to overstate. "We need to have health IT so we have a better idea both of what works but also... so people can share information," Zeke Emanuel, Obama's health care adviser told the Huffington Post in mid-March. "We are on our way in a way that we have never committed ourselves before." 2. Communications: A presidential campaign built on innovative messaging and advanced technology has, naturally, become a White House defined by similar characteristics. As such, the reach of the administration's new media efforts - from hosting online question-and-answer sessions with the president to publishing the first White House blog - has been as expected as appreciated. It's unfortunate, said one tech savvy Democrat, because the new policies have had tangible impacts. "The White House streams every event with the president on its website, even press events," he said. "It's remarkable because, this Sunday they held a swine flu press conference that ordinary people [including many who may have been personally nervous about the topic] were able to watch online... Before you had to wait for a readout or hope that CSPAN would cover it. This is one of those things that people don't quite understand the significance of." 3. Transportation: Since the passage of the economic stimulus package in mid-February, the Obama Department of Transportation has approved 2,500 highway projects. The movement of stimulus money out the door has been as swift as it has been effective: $9.3 billion has been spent in all 50 states. Touting its impact, DOT officials say 260,000 jobs are expected from this investment. And with competition for contracts fierce, the department is set to approve even more projects than previously envisioned. "There will be more money for additional transportation projects," said the official. 4. Education: Maligned for its handling of the financial and banking crises, the Obama Treasury Department has nevertheless implemented policies with real qualitative and quantitative impact on debt-burdened families. Chief among those was a $2,500 tax credit to help offset the cost of tuition (among other expenses) for those seeking a college education. Nearly five million families are expected to save $9 billion, according to Treasury officials. 5. Cars: The automobile industry at the White House and Congress's behest has undergone seismic structural changes, managerial reorganization, and massive cuts in employment. But for all the tough love, the president has put in place the framework for an industry recovery. Perhaps the most significant of steps was to allocate $2 billion in stimulus cash for advanced batteries systems. One high-ranking Hill aide called battery technology "the next big frontier" in the automotive world, adding that if the U.S. could dominate this market it would reclaim its perch as the world's premier car manufacturer. 6. Pakistan: Cognizant of a destabilizing situation in Pakistan, the administration's diplomatic team, with a major assist from Japan, secured $5 billion in aid commitments "to bolster the country's economy and help it fight terror and Islamic radicalism" within the country. The money, as Pakistan observers -- notably Senate Foreign Relations Chairman John Kerry - note, will prove instrumental in bringing the nation away from the brink of failure and increased Taliban control. 7. Cities: More than any prior president, Obama has put a spotlight on America's struggling cities, even creating an office of Urban Policy in the White House. It is the Justice Department, however, that lays claim to one of the most consequential of urban affairs achievements. Through the Recovery Act, DOJ secured $2 billion for Byrne Grants, which funds anti-gang and anti-gun task forces. The money, cut during the Bush years, is expected to have massive ramifications on inner-city crime and violence. 8. Engaging the Muslim World: While certainly discussed, foreign affairs experts insist that Obama's engagement with the Muslim world has been at once remarkable and under-appreciated. From the first interview with Al Arabiya to his Nowruz address to the Iranian people, to his proclamation that "American is not at war with Islam" during an appearance in Turkey, seasoned observers have been routinely impressed. "Through these [statements and interviews]," said one Democratic foreign policy hand, "He has been able to dramatically change America's image in that region." 9. Forests: Since taking office, the White House has put under federal protection more than two million acres of wilderness, thousands of miles of river and a host of national trails and parks. The conservation effort - the largest in the last 15 years - came with the stroke of a pen when Obama signed the Omnibus Public Land Management Act of 2009 in late March. 10. Tone: Leaving a meeting at the White House on Tuesday a progressive member of the House of Representatives commented to the Huffington Post just how impressed she was with the president's manner. "He is so calm," said the member, "and has a great ability to make you feel like you're being respected and listened to." Oh, and most importantly for me, he's giving me HOPE, something we haven't seen in the last 8 years! Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/9/2009 8:34:04 AM
FROM THE ROSE GARDEN: “This is not how I expected to wake up this morning,” Obama said, adding that his daughter walked into the room and said, “Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize and it’s Bo’s birthday.” It’s good to have kids to keep things in perspective, Obama joked. The president said he does “not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishements but rather an affirmation of America’s leadership.” “To be honest I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many of the transformative figures” who have also been given this prize, he said. (11:20 a.m.) I just love this MAN!!! Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/9/2009 7:47:36 AM
Hehe, pissed I tell ya, PISSED! Come on, it’s a good thing that the rest of the world feels this way about OUR President! Listen, you guys can be debbie downers all you want, but I’m going to enjoy “gloating” all day today! Because you “haters” will sure as hell be gloating whenever President Obama does something that you perceive as wrong… Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/9/2009 6:05:20 AM
Hehe, pissed I tell ya, PISSED! How about checking more source's than just yahoo? But we all ready know that no matter what he does, there are going to be those people who just can't accept it! Not even a year into his presidency and other countries already see how lucky we are to have him! Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! Posted: 10/9/2009 5:39:30 AM
Woke up to great news this morning, President Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize! link: http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/09/obama-nobel-peace-prize/ I'm hearing some people are pissed, well good! Means we're doing something right! Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Public Option Alive and Well Posted: 10/8/2009 9:42:24 AM
etourdi77 , you make that sound like a bad thing. I'd take "Government Run Universal Health Care" in a second! Another thing I'd like to point out, just because someone is pro-choice doesn't mean they are all running out and getting abortions. I'm pro-choice but have never had an abortion, just ask my 3 kids! Pro-choice just means that you have a right to say what and how you take care of "YOUR OWN" body! No one else should have that right, but anyway there are people saying that President Obama's health reform would have our government paying for abortions. I don't know where this is coming from, private insurance doesn't cover them, so why would people think that the gov is going to??? Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Public Option Alive and Well Posted: 9/30/2009 7:56:01 AM
So etourdi77, are you saying you don't approve of a public option? I've worked for the same company 22 years now and make $10k less a year because my company pays that amount for my healthcare. My pay hasn't gone up for at least 5 years now, but the amount I pay in my paycheck for healthcare always does. Maybe you (etourdi77) aren't having these problems, but a very large amount of Americans are. You should sit down and watch Michael Moore's "Sicko" , believe me it's an eye opener. Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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And the endoctrinization begins......... Posted: 9/24/2009 1:28:54 PM
Isn't this old news? I seem to recall the "outrage" before the election about this. What? The GOP can't find anything new to bit*h about, so now thier bringing up old stuff. Geez.... Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Ted Kennedy Dies At Age 77 Posted: 8/27/2009 9:47:56 AM
I found this at the "Rude Pundit" and thought it was an eye opener... A bit long (sorry) but worth it. A Message on Ted Kennedy to Conservatives Who Hated Him Let's just get this right: Do you like your state and not the federal government controlling the curriculum of your kids' schools? Thank Ted Kennedy. Do you like being able to vote starting at age 18? Thank Ted Kennedy. Do you think low-income people should get help with heating their homes in the winter? Thank the man. Do you think the federal government should fund cancer research? Yep. Do you believe that Meals on Wheels is a good thing? Ditto. Does your daughter (or you, if you're female) like playing soccer or basketball or softball at school? That'd be because of Ted Kennedy. Do you think that disabled people should be able to go to school? Have access to buildings? Not be discriminated against for housing and loads of other things? Kennedy, big time. You like your cheap airfares? You know the answer. You think people on welfare oughta get jobs? So did Kennedy. You think mental institutions should treat people humanely? Yeah, so did your new friend, Ted Kennedy. You believe that the Defense Department should provide child care for the kids of soldiers? Kennedy did. You think a woman shouldn't lose her job if she gets pregnant? You think 100,000 more cops on the street's a good idea? You think poor kids should have health care? You think soldiers in Iraq should have the proper armor? Just tick those things off the list. Some of them would have been accomplished without him; many would not have been. You agreed with Ted Kennedy far, far more than you want to think you did, dear conservatives. Still, go ahead and dance your mad jigs on his still-warm corpse. Why not? We on the left certainly did when Jerry Falwell, Strom Thurmond, and Jesse Helms kicked. Hell, one ***hole blogger even celebrated the death of Ann Coulter's father. But know that you dance in ignorance. Ask Orrin Hatch. But, of course, you want to address the far more pressing issue of whether or not Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopechne back at Chappaquiddick all those decades ago, no matter what the investigations said. There's only a couple of things to say about that: The glib response is, "Yeah, and Thomas Jefferson nailed his slaves. What's your point?" More directly, Kennedy asked the people of Massachusetts if they wanted him to quit. They did not. The rest of the nation may have not wanted him as president, but for Massachusetts, Chappaquiddick quickly became a settled issue and distant history. That's all that mattered to keep him in the Senate, just like Louisiana will have to judge whether or not a prostitute-lovin' David Vitter should go back. That's democracy, gang, like it or not. And Ted Kennedy did more for real, actual democracy than almost anyone else in our entire history as a nation. (By the way, perhaps we now know why Barack Obama was trying to get health care reform done quickly.) Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Tom Delay ..... Some ....New Questions for the President Posted: 8/25/2009 11:36:16 AM
tvjunky said, "More and more information keeps coming forth on the birth certificate issue." NO, NO, NO..... more and more speculation, wishful thinking, voices in my head say so crap keeps coming forth, but INFORMATION??? Really??? Try again buddy.....

Goldee12

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White House wants you to be a snitch …. Posted: 8/5/2009 9:20:48 AM
OMG! This is the best you guys can do? Comparing fishy healthcare info with what the Bush administration was doing for 8 years??? Guess you're probably one of those birther's who believe President Obama's birth certificate is faked also???

Goldee12

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Gates vs Officer Crowley: What do you think? Posted: 7/30/2009 12:03:50 PM
Hello Savona, I just needed to post and say thank you. Very well thought out and written, and so true. I also feel we take our policemen to much for granted. Here's to you Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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More leftwingers caught! Posted: 7/24/2009 6:20:18 AM
I live in North Jersey and this isn't the first time we've had to deal with greedy polticians. I'm also a democrat and usually stand up and defend my party, but NOT when they are CROOKS!!! Hey guys, wouldn't it be nice if that were the case with everyone from all parties??? Anyway, I hope these guys get the book thrown at them, but you know what's going to happen. A slap on the wrist or club fed... Man can't wait to get out of this dam state! Peace Goldee

Goldee12

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Anti-Smoking Bill Posted: 6/23/2009 6:08:09 AM
I've been a smoker since I'm 16 and have tried to quit over a half dozen times to eventually fail and start again. So as a smoker I feel I have a say here. And I say, it's about damn time! Don't you want to know what they are putting in tabacco to make it so addictive? Wouldn't you want the dangerous stuff taken out even if that means we aren't as addicted and so what if we smoke less? The cigerette company's have to make those HUGH profits??? I say the FDA should have been controlling this way before now..... That's my opinion. Goldee

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California Supreme Court upholds Prop. 8 Posted: 6/3/2009 2:02:59 PM
Here's something for all the haters to chew on... And New Hampshire makes six: House and Senate pass revised same sex marriage law. Governor Lynch will sign it tonight. by Joe Sudbay (DC) on 6/03/2009 0400 PM Major progress today in the quest for equality. A big win in New Hampshire finally comes through: The New Hampshire House has approved a bill to strengthen legal protections for religious organizations related to same-sex marriage, and the governor says he will sign same-sex marriage into law. The House approved the measure on a vote of 198-176. Supporters of same-sex marriage erupted in cheers and applause as the total was announced. Gov. John Lynch announced that he would sign the same-sex marriage bill into law on Wednesday evening. The House vote followed the Senate approving the bill on a 14-10 party-line vote.

Goldee12

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California Supreme Court upholds Prop. 8 Posted: 6/3/2009 1:32:03 PM
Yes Swamp Hunter I am here too, but if you've noticed, I'm not trying to tell anyone how to live. I love how your first line states...How does it help me?...well as it happens, other people getting married isn't supposed to help anyone but themselves. And you know for a fact that my lesbian daughter's marriage is going to affect your daughter how? She lives half a country away, so come on really... And it trivializes the institution of marriage how? Because two women love each other and want to commit their life together? That trivializes it? How would you like it if someone told you that you or your daughter couldn't do something because they didn't agree or believe in it? Yeah, i'm a mad parent..so what!

Goldee12

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California Supreme Court upholds Prop. 8 Posted: 6/3/2009 12:44:00 PM
Swamp Hunter, can you tell me exactly how my 26 year old lesbian daughter and her girlfriend getting married is going to hurt you? And since you're on a "dating site" obviously you're not an expert on marriage anyway. Goldee

Goldee12

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California Supreme Court upholds Prop. 8 Posted: 5/27/2009 11:21:15 AM
Oh man, I just have to jump into this one. I happen to have a Lesbian daughter. So let me get this straight, as far a some of you are concerned she doesn't have the right to marry the person she loves? Here's one of Webster's Dictionary definitions of "Marry". Marry: Verb: combine, unite, incorporate, amalgamate, embody, absorb, reembody, blend, merge, fuse, melt into one, consolidate, coalesce, centralize, impregnate; put together, lump together; cement a union, marry. Marriage is not a religious act, the ceremony preformed in a church or by a religious leader, priest, rabbi, deacon, etc...is. So if Churches don't want to preform the Ceremony, well that's their right. Because you see, we happen to live in a country that gives us those rights, but not everyone it seems has those same rights. I love my daughter very much and I believe she's intitled to the same rights and happiness as everyone else. Goldee

Goldee12

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VP Joe Biden.... Oops I did it Again... He opened his mouth! Posted: 5/21/2009 8:45:53 AM
Kaos86 ... please provide a link to back up your claims.

Goldee12

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Frank Schaeffer on D.L. Hughley Posted: 3/9/2009 12:56:07 PM
Hey guys, did anyone see the D.L. Hughley interview with Frank Schaeffer (author of Crazy for God) last night? Man this guy holds no punches and he sure made a lot of sense. If anyone's interested, here's a link to the interview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1G1qdvIAI Also heres a link to huffposts article. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-schaeffer/open-letter-to-the-republ_b_172822.html Regards, Goldee

Goldee12

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President Obama's State of the Union Posted: 2/25/2009 6:27:55 AM
ezzee said: " But I don't think that you can balance all of the current spending and slash the deficit on the backs of those earning more than $250,000 while at the same time using a $750+ Billion bailout plan without making some significant cuts to other programs." But that's exactly what he plans on doing. Didn't you hear him when he said he's going to go line by line and cut out programs that aren't working? The Republicans response was nothing new. Why can't we all just get along????

Goldee12

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Democrat blogger Margaret Posted: 10/31/2008 12:49:45 PM
Now there's an opinion I can agree with! Thanks madfiddler.... Goldee

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Democrat blogger Margaret Posted: 10/31/2008 12:41:02 PM
Dear Whistlingdixie, Even though I don't personally agree with you, free speech is one of the rights we enjoy as Americans, so you are more than welcome to your opinion. Peace, Goldee

Goldee12

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Democrat blogger Margaret Posted: 10/31/2008 11:27:16 AM
OMG! I was over at Democratic Underground and came across a blog that I think many of you will find very interesting. Margaret is 82 years old and started a blog so she could communicate with a life long friend of hers who lives across the country. What this spunky 82 year old women has to say in reference to this years election just blew me away! Be warned...those of you who support Sen McCain and Gov Palin will definitely not approve of this site. www.margaretandhelen.wordpress.com Enjoy! Goldee

Goldee12

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Obama has no experience is bull.... Posted: 10/22/2008 1:37:23 PM
mackevinized said: I bet you can't name any when your yelling about Obama has no experience. Can't name any what? Bills Obama sponsored or co-sponsored? Duh...there were plenty listed right on the site you just copied from. Goldee

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Obama has no experience is bull.... Posted: 10/22/2008 1:25:50 PM
Mr. Brown has also stated he isn't voting for Senator McCain either as both candidates have policies he doesn't agree with, and as a free American that's his right. And as a free American that's also your right, but my post was in reference to Obama's experience, not whether you agreed with his moral ethics. I don't always agree 100% with who I'm voting for on every issue. But I am a big believer that church and state should be separate. Goldee

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Obama has no experience is bull.... Posted: 10/22/2008 12:16:47 PM
I'm so tired of hearing the "Obama has no experience bull". So here's a dare....go to the link I've provided below, please read in full, and there is factcheck.com for those non-believers, then see if you still believe Senator Obama has no experience after being an elected representitive of our great countryin the past 12 years. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-j-elisberg/the-little-known-truth-of_b_136516.html Goldee

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Polls are tied 45/45. Let the real games begin! Race for Oval office is on! Posted: 9/16/2008 10:02:11 AM
What I don't understand is this, how are the polls conducted? Aren't they done by calling people on landlines? How come nobody mentions the hugh amount of people nowadays that only have cell phones or are on don't call lists? I don't have a landline anymore, why pay for two phones? So I'm not taking any stock in the polls. Just my own opinion folks. Obama/Biden 08!

Goldee12

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Blonde Carpenters Posted: 3/18/2008 11:29:17 AM
Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!" The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

Goldee12

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Canadian Passport... Posted: 2/28/2008 6:13:35 AM
I can just imagine what kind of investigation this guy is under NOW!!!! And I thought we Americans had it tough!!! Subject: - Actual letter to Canadian Passport Office! Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a TV cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! SHT! I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullsht! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fckin' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthals holes workin' there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my a on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sht whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another fckin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some *hole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (fckin' morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off! Signed - An Irate fcking Canadian Citizen. P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the ying-yang. I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST fcking CHINA!!!

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Dusty Underwear Posted: 11/2/2007 7:23:55 AM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??", he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied, with a snicker:.."It's not talcum powder...it's 'Miracle Grow'!"

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Driver's License Posted: 10/24/2007 11:50:05 AM
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out? "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex."

Goldee12

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Silk Pajamas Posted: 10/24/2007 5:55:55 AM
Your very welcome sugarnspicy2!

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Silk Pajamas Posted: 10/23/2007 10:46:08 AM
A man calls home to his wife and says, 'Honey I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend....and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.' 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? You'll love the answer... The wife replies, ' I did, they're in your tackle box.

Goldee12

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Hillbilly vasectomy Posted: 9/18/2007 11:16:41 AM
>Ray and his wife were a couple from South Carolina who decided 11 >children were enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. > > >So Ray went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin >didn't want to have more children. > > >The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could >fix the problem but that it was expensive. > >"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go >home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in South >Carolina) > >light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and >count to 10." > > >Ray said to the veterinarian "I may not be the smartest tool in the >shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can > >next to my ear is going to help me." > > >"Trust me," said the doctor. > > >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held >the can up to his ear and began to count! > > >"1" > > >"2" > > >"3" > > >"4" > > >"5" > > > >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and >continued counting on his other hand. > > >This procedure also works in Alabama, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Louisiana, >Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia and > >Washington DC.

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Netflix vs Blockbuster Posted: 8/23/2007 7:26:44 AM
Hi King Nosmo, thanks for responding. I've never encountered a problem like that with Netflix. The turn around time is 3 or 4 days, and anytime a movie got lost in the mail or once when I received one that was cracked, they apologized and sent me out a new one right away. I remember when they got sued, they offered all the members a free movie. So, so far so good. Goldee

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Netflix vs Blockbuster Posted: 8/23/2007 6:45:14 AM
Hi Guys, I'm a devoted Netflix customer but a friend of mine swears by Blockbuster. So I was wondering, Netflix or Blockbuster? Please let me know which you prefer and why. Thanks... I prefer Netflix because, before they had online movie rentals I was a Blockbuster customer. I can't tell you how many times I'd go in and they wouldn't have what I wanted, or if they did, I'd get home to find it damaged or not even the right dvd in the case. So I swore off Blockbuster forever! Also I've never had a problem with Netflix in the 3 years I've been a member. Goldee

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President's Breakfast Posted: 8/21/2007 7:55:29 AM
Cheney and Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.. "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton! As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.......... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche.'

Goldee12

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Some people never retire... Posted: 8/20/2007 6:04:39 AM
One day, while walking to the store, a man passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies lying naked on the grass. He thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on his way to the store. On his return trip, he passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time his curiosity got the best of him and he went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale."

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Grandma's birth control Posted: 8/10/2007 8:48:31 AM
GRANDMA'S BIRTH CONTROL The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks....... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night. " You gotta LOVE Grandmas!!!

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The Pastor's Ass Posted: 8/6/2007 1:10:19 PM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a nice day!

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Women are evil Posted: 7/26/2007 1:20:44 PM
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room, where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 Martinis, the two were feeling a little less sober. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS ,"The friends gave the woman theircondolences, and they had a couple of more martinis. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS." The woman said, "I don't want any of those ****es sleeping with your father after I'm gone.

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Jersey Girls...... Posted: 7/25/2007 12:43:54 PM
A girl from New Jersey and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from New Jersey, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from New Jersey, sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from.... biatch?"

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Ya gotta love the Irish!!! Posted: 7/19/2007 10:44:22 AM
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top O the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.? She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well, Father! The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!" The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving housband doing?" She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle."

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