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the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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What should I do? Posted: 4/1/2009 11:19:07 AM
DANGER WILL ROBINSON ..... DANGER .... dude take those "feelings " out the back, behind the shed dig a big hole and shoot em .. this woman is only after one thing ... and it aint your dinga ling .. just think mate 2 months down the track when you've bought YOUR house and she has a toothbrush in it .. then she reckons "hang on those feelings i had are gone again " guess who loses half a house ??? what you need to do princess ,is get a can of harden the fo0k up ... oh yeah and nail her mate the chick thats floating between the two of you cause you can bet your bottom dollar bud ,that she aint looking out for your best interests ,, who's best friend is she again ?.... think about it man ...

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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what does open-minded imply? Posted: 3/31/2009 11:22:21 PM
"open minded" lolz first thing that comes to mind is you better like dwarf porn , goats and feta cheese ...

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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opinions please - is my friend bisexual? Posted: 1/12/2009 1:12:58 AM
mate your only gay if you take it ....

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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What is the best way to let go? Posted: 1/12/2009 12:59:37 AM
dude its been 8 months if anything was gonna happen it would have , theres a saying i once heard ... one door closes another one opens for you ... deep huh .. yeah i should start a cult or something , but anyways , you need to start doing what dudes do , get drunk ,get laid and you'll forget about her man ,

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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How can you tell you are over someone? Posted: 1/12/2009 12:52:42 AM
when im dating her sister ;P

the executioner

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She got hers then went to sleep Posted: 12/15/2008 2:20:42 AM
.. easy situation to fix cobber dont have the toys at your joint anymore ..

the executioner

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in love but horrible sex Posted: 12/14/2008 2:40:29 AM
perhaps she could" accidently" leave some sexual education books lying around , or watch a flick and say to the guy ohh that looks interesting perhaps we should try that , you know get his imagination going ,

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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girls with high sex drive Posted: 12/14/2008 2:36:06 AM
do any of you ladies live near Perth ? na just kidding or am I ,, anywho good on you girls nothing wrong with having a high sex drive cept the constant thinking about sex 24/7 and sore wrists if your a bloke , na i reckon if your in a relationship and your not getting sex at least twice a day you have problems ,and when you start a new relationship you bonk yourselves stupid anyways ,just that it sorta drops of after the honeymoon peroid to me if my partner had a high sex drive it would be a bonus just think of all the adventures you could have ...

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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The things you miss most about being in a relationship... Posted: 12/14/2008 2:28:29 AM
not having someone to cut my toe nails .. man there evil ,

the executioner

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Practicing Celibacy am I alone! Posted: 12/14/2008 2:26:36 AM
short answer for me ... YES !!!

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Should we open our marriage? Posted: 12/14/2008 2:15:35 AM
hmmm so much for being "the one " huh .. it will only end in tears .. or a porn flick on the net ... ive had this experience with g/f's before having open relationships.. and let me tell you at the end of it all it wasnt that exciting , something is only exciting once .. ,,and all you have to do is watch that quality family show "jerry springer " to find out what happens in love triangles and stuff .. Jerry Jerry Jerry

the executioner

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Does good looks triumph every time? Posted: 7/24/2008 12:14:45 AM
Bam ! take a lo0k at my piccy what you reckon yeah i know what your saying ,why is such a demigod answering my post well let me tell you , the executioner has it all lo0ks is a multi-hundredaire,personality (which is why im helping peeps less fortunate than me ;P), so to answer your question .. looks can only get you so far in life , ive been with the "trophy-girlfriend" and quite frankly she bored me to tears , she looked good yeah but that was it ..tho the sex was good (i was magnificent she was just meh average ;P) couldn't chat to her about anything other than makeup and gossip which im not into , so she got turfed rather quickly, i like wimmins that you can chat to for hours on end about nothing .. thats what i find sexy .. a lady that feeds my mind ... so what im saying is perfect 10's are over-rated give me a 5 anyday ;)

the executioner

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Can love really be bought? Posted: 7/1/2008 12:52:27 AM
$840,000 grand ,Wow my ex bought my love for a cheeseburger !

the executioner

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what do u think of this? Posted: 12/14/2007 9:54:10 AM
sounds like that shelia has a few Kangaroo's loose in the top paddock mate .. best steer well clear of her .. cause next thing you know ... " i dont know what happened officer ...he must have slipped on this knife 52 times .. "

the executioner

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Saying Thank-you after sex... Posted: 11/24/2007 5:08:40 AM
yeah for the record please girls stop thanking me after sex so many thank yous in a day .. and the executioner has to conserve his energy of the next lady .. the way i see it is its a mutual thing so no need to say thank you .. unless your apu then its .. thank you come again ...

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Proving you're single??? Posted: 11/24/2007 4:59:03 AM
mate the easiest way to prove your single is to take the ring of your finger .. or at the very least cover it with a bandaid .. also .. dont iron your clothes .. and wear your socks for more than one day .. so they get that single pong of them .. works evrytime for me just ask my wife she will tell you ...

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Am I cursed? Posted: 11/24/2007 4:55:40 AM
yeah your cursed and should end it all ,,,, or you could turn lesbo that way you dont have to worry about guys finding there soulmate ... after all you are what you attract ...

the executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Timeframe for becoming exclusive - to the men here on POF Posted: 8/21/2007 2:18:51 AM
ewwwww old people doing the nasty .. just not cool .. does it still work at that age ..??,personally i think they should grow up and the old lady should be in the kitchen baking cakes and the old dude tending to the garden .. once again ewww old people .. and the nasty .. great no sleep for me tonight !!!

the executioner

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hugging after sex Posted: 8/13/2007 8:27:22 AM
err your supposed to touch after sex??? no no no thats sleepy time shhhhh

the executioner

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Ever Heard of a guy not being able to... Posted: 8/13/2007 8:22:11 AM
er maybe he's gay and dont wanna admit it to anyone ..

the executioner

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Why does anyone need to be on a dating site if they have someone Posted: 7/26/2007 1:37:09 AM
dude you always need spares.....and sometime the executioner needs loving twice a day ..

The executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Should I let my girlfriend bang my friend? Posted: 7/25/2007 2:45:21 AM
dude theres a saying ... sometimes its better to talk to strangers about your problems ... well i have some free time this weekend .. so perhaps if you give me your address i could come round and err talk this problem over with yourself and your girlfriend (is she hot by the way?).... oh and by the way i got a little tip for you .. with the threesome thing Never look your mate in the eyes cause thats just gay ...but seriously dude .. if this goes down will you be able to trust her again??? im mean theres gonna be times when your not there and she'll be out doing her thing ... and in the back of your mind you'll be thinking is she being loyal to me .. it will drive you mad .. so im my opinon.. i would not take the chance especially if your getting all green eyed at the momment ..

The executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Whats the longest you would wait for sex? Posted: 7/25/2007 2:37:01 AM
dunno better be in the first 5 minutes .. bummer tho that you have to pay by the hour ...

The executioner

Joined: 12/19/2006

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Do men intentionally break your heart? Posted: 7/24/2007 7:48:40 AM
Ohhh its all about you .. what about the drunk dude .. he needs some help ... ,bet he was ok when you were drinking with him .. hey everyone gets forgetful when they drink .. i remember this one time when i got drunk i .. oh wait no i dont i was drunk,, Anyways ,, perhaps there is a good person in there he just needs some guidance .. i hear AA works, anywho im glad your lump wasnt anything serious...Hope he turns up for you .. if not looks, like it sammiches on your Bday ...

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