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SUNSHINYBLONDIE

Joined: 1/2/2007

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FAIRY TALE ALL WOMEN SHOULD KNOW - OMG A ROOM FULL OF DAMAGED WOMEN !!!!!! Posted: 8/17/2009 2:53:42 PM
You should change your name to Notsoeasytolike, and Stop YELLING at us! This is the Humour section, I'm sure you'll find non-humourous Jaded musings in Relationships Sir!!!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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Brave Man Jokes - Not for Female Viewing! Posted: 2/3/2009 8:33:15 AM
LOL!! I hope you never tell these jokes in person to a woman! You may end up... Found On Road Dead In 32 Pieces!

sunshinyblondie

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Spottin the Cotton Posted: 11/28/2008 8:05:18 AM
I love this thread! hee hee! We always called it Raggin' but I heard a comedian talking about it and he refered to it as playing murder mystery! Which my man and I have adopted! " Are you putting out tonight Honey??" " Only if you want to play murder mystery!!"

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex..... Posted: 11/5/2008 7:22:58 AM
My advice to BOTH Sexes is to be Freaking Honest People! Be completely honest in your tastes, desires, habits, wants, and needs! Sooner or later, you will find that special someone who is like minded. Do not "settle" for anyone who comes close enough, hoping that later on down the road they will change. Know Thy Self! Know what you want, and except nothing less!

sunshinyblondie

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 5/30/2008 7:47:39 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, does the squirrel grab his nuts and run??? If I think about this joke when I'm really tired, I end up laughing til I cry! ;P

sunshinyblondie

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for those who don;t get it i googled Terry Fox... Posted: 5/28/2008 2:42:19 PM
Psstt!! a perch is a fish!!!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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With a Million Eyes Looking for A Pair of Thighs Posted: 5/26/2008 1:26:31 PM
Dude! you are posting these in the wrong section, man! This is the humor section!

sunshinyblondie

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Fly The Friendly Skies Posted: 5/23/2008 7:44:39 AM
It really ticks me off that I forget to look and see who is posting, when I check out a joke. I keep wasting 5-10 seconds reading your lame ass threads!!!!!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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changing of quebec stop signs Posted: 2/11/2008 11:59:26 AM
Wotta Catch Dude you suck, Tabernac means church get your facts right!

sunshinyblondie

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A new holiday for men, Spread the word!! Posted: 2/11/2008 10:52:32 AM
lol! Well that's what I'll get him! thank you for the suggestion!!!

SUNSHINYBLONDIE

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Giant Can of Peaches Posted: 11/26/2007 8:17:51 AM
Hello!!! Humour section!!! You should have at least warned us that was a true story, a non funny story, a mediocre occurence at best!! Shame on you!

SUNSHINYBLONDIE

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I need help pulling a Prank on my Bro..!! Posted: 11/9/2007 8:42:17 AM
I hear that confetti in the defrost in vehicles is hillarious, and long lasting If all else fails, I say superglue him to something emabarassing!!

SUNSHINYBLONDIE

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Retirement Posted: 9/26/2007 10:39:08 AM
If she didn't do it, I would have!!! lol!!!

SUNSHINYBLONDIE

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Tounge Twisters Posted: 9/26/2007 10:18:34 AM
I was surprised not to see....... Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, now if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where is the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker picked??? Lol!! That is as fun to type as it is to say!

sunshinyblondie

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Blonde's Revenge Posted: 9/18/2007 4:46:53 AM
It's not true! We don't have more fun we just get caught more often! lol!

sunshinyblondie

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The Underwear Mishap Posted: 9/14/2007 4:25:57 AM
Kudos to you dude!! That was very well written and hillarious!!! Good job!!!!

sunshinyblondie

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Re: How does a shy man meet women? Posted: 9/9/2007 10:28:44 AM
To all the Shy Guys out there!!! This applies to the "Too Nice" guys too. Women basically want to know that you want to be with her. They also want to know that you want to, well, f*ck her. (That's why women fall for the bad guys) Shy Guys you've been sitting there night after night thinking and tossing about what you would do to a woman. You have to realize this, Say What You Think And Feel, Because Those that Matter Don't Mind And Those That Mind Don't Matter! Women like a man with Balls enough to let her know how he feels. So let her know, you think she's hot or further along the conversation, what you would like to do to her.Even if you get slapped, you just got slapped! That is a start is it not ?? You may end up with a phone number, you just never know! Be honest with yourself and everyone else. It's actually a lot of fun!

sunshinyblondie

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Re: Advice Posted: 9/9/2007 10:04:41 AM
Hello There! I'm posting these tid bits for Men and Women alike. I feel that these are things both sexes should realize. Women are Hormonal. Yes really!!! We woman should recognize those swings and deal with them accordingly. The Man is not extra stupid, and annoying when we are ragging, we are just extra sensitive to their maleness. Do not freak out and blow your top! Take deep breathes and pray for patience. Try to not to say anything at all. ( I found that writing hormonal rantings helped a great deal, and reading them later I found that I sounded like a crazy, freaky Btch!!) Now I'm sure most of you Men out there have been conditioned to be on edge, or run for your life. That is actually good advice since most women are still slaves and haven't realized they can take back control. But if you don't have that option, I'll say this, If you're smart you will know when it is coming, and prepare for it! Which means, If you say you are going to do something, Do It!!! If you say you won't do something, Don't do it! And above all, Don't ask for sex! That includes Head you horn dogs! ( Most Women physically and mentally do not feel well when they are ragging. They are self conscious and insecure, not to mention the bloating, cramping, headaches, and leakage paranoia.) Yeah, I know,I'm blunt and I tell it like it is. I feel You need to hear it, and that's just the way I am/talk/type. Women ! (I think) we have to understand that a man wants it/ needs it, almost constantly, depending on the man. I think it's because most of them have been jerking off since they could produce sperm and now it builds up and they either have to toss or screw somebody now!! So, we should encourage it, making life easier in the long run! Watch him jerk off start to finish, you will see what he likes and open up your relationship as well, most men stray because they weren't upfront and honest with their sexual preferences, then they don't talk to you about it, but have to try the sht out somewhere right?? So I say, Buy your man a Pocket ** and some lube. Let him Toss ! Encourage honest, open communication right of the hop, and if you tell him your shit honestly, then he can open up, and you can explore with each other. Because if he's getting it at home.....................and we've all heard about "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me." Did you know that the best thing for cramps is the orgasm?? Yes it is! I think it's because the same muscles used in the orgasm are the ones cramping so they need to be stretched and kneaded. So to this I say Pad up and ease the cramps, by masterbating alone or you could dry hump him and then toss him a mag or two with the pocket ** and leave him to it! lol!!! He might not mind. I think Men and Women alike should be totally honest with each other, and you are more likely to find the one you really want. Men! I'm going to let you in on a little secret! Women are emotionally based creatures! Yes Really!! So if you want to have sex, you have to be turning her on, emotionally as well as physically. This means that you have to let her know that you want her to be happy as well as wanting to F*ck her. Which of course means the little things in life which varies from woman to woman.With some women it's flowers, gifts, shiny things, and bling. With others it's laundry, dishes, vacuuming, or even hitting the hamper! If she's not in the mood, ask if there is anything they would like you to do for them at that moment instead . Odds are you will get some later! That's it for now, I've lost all Zeal for this post ! Love and Laughter!!!! SunshinyBlondie!

sunshinyblondie

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my jokes Posted: 9/5/2007 5:51:17 PM
BBBBOOOOOOOOO!!!! Bad Joke !!! Bad bad joke!!!!!!

sunshinyblondie

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Hung over man at breakfast..... Posted: 8/29/2007 12:22:51 PM
What is the difference between a lady in church and a lady in the bathtub????? Well, one has hope in her soul............................... Get it? That is one of my quick wit tests.

sunshinyblondie

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Rogers Grandfather Posted: 6/13/2007 10:38:31 AM
Rogers Grandfather That is a Ray Stevens song! I Am My Own Grandpa!

sunshinyblondie

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Funny Names For Kids Posted: 3/22/2007 10:08:56 AM
In elementry school there was a girl named Ima, her last name was Hogg seriously!! I wish I was joking,but I'm not!

sunshinyblondie

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Cartoons Posted: 3/12/2007 7:54:56 PM
Tripping the Rift family guy simpsons then there's Recess Lloyd in space and lilo and stitch lol!

sunshinyblondie

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Post a JOKE Posted: 3/12/2007 7:17:38 PM
I love this joke! I've been telling it for a couple years now!! ! Everybody loves it Not just for kids!! lol!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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wife payback? Posted: 3/12/2007 7:11:17 PM
Lol!!! That guy obviously had lied to the wife!! "No Honey I won't drink tonight"

sunshinyblondie

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Have a happy period Posted: 3/12/2007 6:59:32 PM
Yay!!!! you go girl!!!!!!! I hope you really did send that out to them!!!! Everything I wanted to say!!!! Good job!!!!!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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How would you tell someone that they stink? Posted: 3/1/2007 8:31:50 PM
Can I smell your feet??? No? well it must be your****then!! Lol!!!!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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My Joke Thread Posted: 2/28/2007 11:36:32 AM
EEEWWWW!!! Jack you dirty old man!!! Get out of here!!!! You just ruined my Laughing buzz you old perve!!! Shame on you!!!!

sunshinyblondie

Joined: 1/2/2007

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should i move on Posted: 2/26/2007 11:41:54 AM
Does he still turn you on? Does he still talk to you? Are you satisfied? If not, then what's the point really???

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